Panda's Road to Internet Celebrity

"No, I chopped the wrong bear!"

With an exclamation, the thunder in the sky gradually died down, and the dark clouds that had overturned the Tuanzi Mountain gradually dissipated, revealing the bright spring sunshine, and the scene of lightning and thunder just now could not be seen at all.

"Old Lei, you are going to be sued now. I heard that the judicial department of Heavenly Court is very strict. Last time, the Dragon King accidentally swallowed a clown fish that had just become enlightened, and was sued by the fish's family. The Jade Emperor made a thorough investigation and almost removed the position of the Dragon King. Now Li Laolong is still locked in his crystal palace, thinking about it, and he doesn't know when he will be released. This time you killed a bear , I heard that this kind of bear is regarded as a national treasure in a certain country in a different time and space, now you are in big trouble!"

There was a faint sigh in the clouds, and after a while, two white clouds floated down from the sky, on which stood two immortals in fluttering robes, one of them was a man in a golden crown and purple clothes, the God of Thunder who split the wrong bear, he was ordered by the Jade Emperor today I came to subdue a black blind man who devours people, but I didn't expect to kill a panda on the mountain who was eating bamboo by mistake. Isn't this a crime? !

Standing next to Thunder God was his old partner Fengshen. The two were inseparable, and they were recognized as good friends in the heaven. Today he accompanied Thunder God on a mission, but he did not expect to encounter such a thing.

Fengshen came down from the cloud and walked slowly to the scene of killing the bear. Because of being struck by lightning, the surrounding bamboo forest was scorched black, and a panda was lying in the middle, with its four paws spread out, and a bearskin blanket. Spread the same on the grass.

This panda is not big, it looks like it is not yet one year old, and it is not much bigger than a basketball when it stands up. It is estimated that it can hit the knee of a grown man with its claws. The whole body is fluffy, especially easy to pinch. Eye rims and a short tail are a typical panda standard.

Fengshen "tsk tsk" twice, and said to Thunder God: "Now you are in trouble. This is a panda that has only cultivated for 300 years. It must be listed in the treasure book of heaven. If it dies, its name will be in the treasure book. If you disappear, the Jade Emperor will definitely investigate thoroughly, and then you will not be able to escape."

"What can I do, Brother Feng, you have to save me!" Thor was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, standing still and circling in circles.

"Don't worry, there is a remedy."

"what way?"

"Well..." Fengshen held back, and looked at Thor with a pair of beautiful eyes, "Will you agree to the conditions I asked you before?"

Fuck!Lei Shen is entangled in wanting to eat his hands. Is chastity or life more important?This is a dilemma!

"I promise!" Thunder God gripped his claws, "Tell me the method quickly." As long as my life is saved, there is no need to worry about the ulterior PY transaction behind it.

Fengshen was satisfied, pointing to the panda that was struck to death, he said: "I just took a look, and there is a space buckle hidden on this panda's body. When your lightning struck just now, the panda's soul was sucked into the space, so Only the surface of this jade button emits a layer of white light, so, although the panda's body was chopped to death, but the soul is still alive, as long as we reshape his body, he can be brought back to life."

"Great idea!" Thunder God burst into tears, but, "Where is the body suitable for this panda?"

"Isn't that easy to handle? Rebirth is popular in novels of other worlds recently, as long as we put this panda's soul into reincarnation and let him be reborn."

"But if you let him enter reincarnation, wouldn't Yan Jun know?"

"Stupid, as long as he is thrown into reincarnation in another world, Yan Jun will not know."

"Brother Feng, you are really smart!"

"That's right, let me tell you that if you are a fool, you should read more books. When you go back, you can read more novels from other worlds." Fengshen arrogantly raised his pointed beauty's chin, and signaled Thor with his eyes, "Hurry up!" Do it, so as not to be found by Qianliyan and Shunfenger and cause trouble, and you have to do a good job of appeasing this panda, so that he will not sue you in the heavenly court in the future."

"How do I appease you?"

"Stupid," Fengshen gave Leishen a glance, whispered a few words in his ear, and then said, "This little boy is also pitiful, he has suffered an unreasonable disaster, try to find him a better family, space, body, etc. Leave all the ones for him, and open the golden finger as soon as he can, so let's make up for it."

"Okay, I'll listen to you!"

In City C of country Z, the obstetrics and gynecology department of the municipal hospital welcomed a new baby this morning, and the whole family surrounded the ward to tease the newborn baby.

"Look, how vigorously this child's arms and legs move. He will be healthy and lively in the future."

"That's right, let's see how this master of five senses chooses his parents' good-looking inheritance."

"Of course, my grandson is smart, good-looking, and clever. I don't know how to attract more girls to like him in the future."

"That's right." So the topic of a group of adults drifted away, from the question of children's future schooling to getting married and having children when they grow up, and he was short of planning his whole life.

The child's father hugged the baby with a silly smile on his face, flatteringly offering treasures to his daughter-in-law: "Lingling, look at our son, how good-looking he is."

Pan Lingjun reluctantly turned her head to look at the little baby, with a wrinkled face and red skin, just like a little monkey, but after all, it was a piece of meat that fell out of her own stomach. No matter how cute she looked, she even spit bubbles Don't want to be cute.

Silly father An Zhe continued to boast: "My mother said that the redder the child's skin was when he was born, the whiter it will be when he grows up. Look at our son's skin is so red now, and he must be white and tender when he grows up. Lingling, you said our son It’s good to call it what you want, or you can call it steamed buns, they are all white and tender.”

Pan Lingjun glanced at her husband, teased the little baby, and said, "Let's call it Gun Gun. We both work at the Panda Research Base. Those little guys are just like our children. Our son is so cute. He is our whole family." My treasure, Gun Gun is a good name."

When An Zhe heard this, he immediately smiled. This son is the only baby bump in their family, isn't he the family's treasure just like a panda?Immediately, he made a decision: "Let's call it Gun Gun!"

But the nickname has been settled, what should the nickname be?

Pan Lingjun thought for a moment, and then looked at the four elderly people in the family: "Mom and Dad, I'll let you take the name of Gun Gun."

Now the old people in the family were happy, and started discussing the issue of naming, and even took out a dictionary and started to look through it. Finally, Grandpa An, who is a professor, said: "Let's call it An Ning, I hope we will be happy forever. Peace and tranquility, no disease and no disaster."

What adults expect from their children is nothing more than the word "peace".

This name was unanimously supported by several old people present, so Gun Gun's name was decided in this way.

The infant Gun Gun lazily opened his eyes and glanced at the adults, waved his paws and buried his face in the quilt, then fell into deep thought.He was the panda who was mistakenly struck by Thor. At that time, he was happily eating delicious bamboo, and suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his body. There, a few Twolegs were chattering around him, making his head hurt from the noise.

When he was sleeping just now, he heard someone calling his name. The person claimed to be Thor, and told him that for some unspeakable reasons, he was going to be sent to another world to experience the life of a two-legged beast. Cherish this opportunity, and must not give up halfway, let alone return to the original world arbitrarily and live up to everyone's expectations of him.

Gun Gun has no curiosity at all about this thunder god who appeared out of nowhere. He doesn't care where he is or what responsibilities he bears. As long as there is a bamboo to chew on, everything is easy to talk about.

But now he has become a two-legged beast, and it seems a bit strange to eat bamboo.

Fortunately, this problem didn't bother him for too long, because Gun Gun found that the space that had accompanied him for 300 years was still on him, and he entered the space smoothly after saying "Bamboo opens the door". In the space, he is still a panda look.

This space is not big, about the size of a basketball court, densely planted with bamboo, the air is filled with a scent of bamboo, in the center of the space is a small pool, the water is crystal clear, and a steady stream of running water flows from the small hill Come down and pour it into it, but the water is not for drinking, but a rolling tub.

As soon as Gun Gun came back to a familiar place, he went crazy with joy, and quickly ran into the bamboo forest to pick up the bamboo leaves to eat. He was small, not much bigger than an adult puppet cat. The bamboo leaves in his arms came down.

The panda's claws are very flexible, and it can grasp bamboo with its paws like a human being. As a little fairy who has lived for 300 years, Gun Gun is very good at eating bamboo. His fat round buttocks sit on the ground and grab bamboo leaves with two paws. He just started gnawing, his black eyes squinted contentedly under the cover of the dark circles under the small characters. In this world, there are only sleep, play and food that can not be let down. Bamboo is the love of his life!

After eating the bamboo leaves, Gun Gun reluctantly left the space, and he turned into a two-legged baby again. It was night, and the dim light shone in through the curtains, and he was lying beside him. His mother in this world is not far away from his father in this world.

Parents are still very new creatures to Gun Gun. The father and mother who gave birth to him left long before he was sensible. He thought that it would be impossible to enjoy the love of his parents in this life, but he did not expect it to come true in this life. Thinking of the old people he met during the day, Gun Gun is full of expectations for the life of becoming a Two-legged beast.

It's just...why do baby Twoleg babies wet the bed?It must be because I ate too much bamboo just now!

The humiliated Gun Gun burst into tears with a "wow".

The author has something to say: CEO: Gun Gun, what is your dream?

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