[Comprehensive] plane trading system

On a moonless night, Fang Bai leaned comfortably on a big tree and looked up at the stars in the sky. The sky was clear and located in the south, without any cloud or fog, and without light pollution. The sky is dotted with darkness, and the Milky Way across the sky is so clear that it seems that there will really be a galaxy of stars falling from the sky to the world.

If there were no screams from time to time to spoil the scenery, Fang Bai would be fascinated by the starlight.

"Why hasn't it been done yet?" Fang Bai muttered.

"Hey, I can hear you." In the dim light in the distance, Deadpool's indignant voice came along with the screams, "Why am I not the one looking at the stars?"

"Probably because I'm the landlord!"

The screams in the distance became more rhythmic.

After a while, the screams gradually subsided, and the last human voice could not be heard, replaced by the sound of insects one after another.

Feeling that the branches under him were being weighed down, Fang Bai sighed. The body he made now is absolutely top-notch among human beings, but it took a lot of effort to climb up, so to speak, using both hands and feet. In the end, Deadpool jumped up with ease, and it really made people realize the gap.

"Thank you." Fang Bai threw a can of beer over.

Unexpectedly, Deadpool didn't express anything. Under the faint starlight, he lay down next to Fang Bai, casually pulled up his hood, and gulped down his wine. His eyes seemed to be fixed on the starry sky above his head.

Fang Bai thought for a while, and simply fixed a small table on the tree branch next to them. There were a lot of skewers on the table, as if they had just been taken off the grill. A spicy taste that makes people salivate uncontrollably.

Deadpool unceremoniously grabbed a handful and began to bite: "I like the taste."

Fang Bai also took a sip of beer with a smile, it is a perfect match with skewers, and it would be even more perfect if there is no smell of blood that wafts over from time to time in the wind.

This is the first time Fang Bai took the initiative to spend a night in the plane world, and the Lin family's kindness is really hard to refuse, and he found that Deadpool appeared here, which seems to have caused trouble for them.Although Fang Bai didn't like the "devil" who teased him like a mouse, he had to say that the ability to see the trajectory of fate he gave was good. Although the things he saw through it were messy and fragmented, there was something It can be easily judged that many unknown people approached the Lin family's house.

Fang Bai didn't like passively waiting for someone to find his head, and Deadpool certainly didn't have such a hobby, so on this windy and dark night, they killed the place where these people gathered first, and Deadpool was in charge of cleaning up. Fang Bai was in charge of watching these shady rats, each performing their own duties and cooperating perfectly.

"Happy cooperation, let's give you a high five." Fang Bai drank a can of beer, his blood surged up under the stimulation of the bloody smell, and he patted Deadpool's shoulder excitedly.

Deadpool grabbed Fang Bai's hand, leaned over directly, took out a flashlight and shone it on his face, and said in disbelief, "Oh, I can't believe it, are you sure you just drank a can of beer, That baby drink that isn't even very alcoholic, my focus beer, maybe a can, anyway... oh, you're a genius, look, you're drunk, that's the worst thing I've heard this year Funny joke, I must remember it."

"The host's body can perfectly decompose alcohol without any sequelae," the system said.

Deadpool poked Fang Bai's face: "Your voice is really like that boring narration, it can make people wither when they are most sexually excited... So now he is drunk without the influence of alcohol, Hahaha, wait, let me rest for a while, my stomach hurts, hahaha..."

Fang Bai was disturbed by Deadpool's sharp laughter, he frowned and touched his hot face, and his brain, which was a bit slow, understood what the system said.

He remembered that he used to, he meant before he became the system host, he really did not drink alcohol, even a piece of liqueur chocolate could make him drunk, but after becoming a spiritual body, this problem has disappeared. Could it be that he Haven't realized deep down in my heart that the body I'm wearing now is not the original body that has absolutely nothing to do with alcohol?

Fang Bai couldn't help but patted himself on the head.

"Your head is not a pumpkin, baby, you won't hear an echo when you knock on it, and of course there is no brain spy team." Deadpool rested his chin, dangling his legs, and said sincerely to Fang Bai.

Fang Bai closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were already clear, the blush on his face faded again, he took out another can of beer and took a sip, this time it was as if he drank a can of beer , without any adverse reactions: "How do you know that we won't encounter such a world, I really want to know what it will look like in your head."

Deadpool tilted his head: "This is a question worth trying, I will take them all out and beat them hard, they always make my brain feel like there is an eighteen-level storm stirring in it It must be their negligence, can I complain, I'm very good at this, maybe it's okay, I can't wait..."

"Excuse me... but Mr. Fang and Mr. Deadpool are here?" A voice suddenly came from under the tree.

Fang Bai took Deadpool's flashlight to take a look, and found that there was indeed a person standing not far away, but because he was dressed in black, it was completely impossible to distinguish him from the night.

"Exactly."

"Xia Tie You Xia is a police officer, and he came here for Mr. Deadpool's affairs. I wonder if I can ask a few questions."

"It seems that the police are looking for you." Fang Bai said to Deadpool.

Deadpool shrugged: "I swear I have nothing in common with them, do you still expect them to love me, goodbye, Mr. Police." He tore open the space on one side and jumped in, and after a while, another hand Stretch out and take away the fragrant barbecue.

"Uh, he's gone." As a law-abiding citizen, Fang Bai smiled awkwardly.

Tie Youxia was stunned for a moment, said "I've offended you", and then jumped up to Fang Bai's side, tapped his fingers on the tree pole a few times, and looked around, his brows were knotted together: "How could someone I suddenly disappeared from sight."

"Because he just disappeared in place."

Tie Youxia looked at Fang Bai, and didn't say whether he believed it or not, but just shook his head: "The rumors about Mr. Deadpool in the world are still not as good as him."

Fang Bai became interested: "I thought he had been passed down as a bloodthirsty demon king, maybe he was a three-headed and six-armed monster that loved to eat human flesh."

Tie Youxia lit the fire folder, and didn't dislike the narrow and cramped place to sit on the tree, so he sat down directly and said: "The rumors are true, but only after meeting the person, do I know that the rumors are not true. Most likely, that Mr. Deadpool...is so special, I don't even know how to describe it for a while."

Fang Bai always felt that it was just a mental illness, but for the time being he could bear being a neighbor. Seeing that the policeman was a little lost in thought and had no intention of leaving at all, he asked, "Since Deadpool is no longer here?" I don't know what else the iron catcher has to do?"

Tie Youxia licked his chapped lips, and the calm-looking person actually seemed a little nervous. He stared into Fang Bai's eyes, and said word by word: "I heard a piece of news from the elders of the beggar gang yesterday. So I want to find Mr. Fang and ask you whether it is true or not."

Fang Bai understood: "I was acquainted with senior Qigong. After drinking my wine, senior Qigong did me a favor and asked the disciples of the beggar gang to spread the word for me." He also looked back at him, " I do have a lot of magical things in my hands that are not available in this world."

"Is this true?"

"Naturally."

Tie Youxia frowned again, as if hesitating, finally he slapped the tree pole and said: "I have something to ask, but I heard that you don't accept those gold and silver vulgar things, sir, I don't know what to exchange. "

"Do you want to go back with me and have a look for yourself, and then choose whether to believe it or not?" Fang Bai could still see that this person was extremely vigilant, and most of what he said was probing.

"Now?" Tie Youxia glanced at the direction of Lin's house.

"Of course." Fang Bai said with a smile, "there is no business there for the time being, and I have to wait. Of course I won't stay for long. My place is not far from here. How about a job? I don't know the slightest martial arts. As a public servant, Take it as an escort, too."

Tie Youxia didn't hesitate, and simply nodded.

"Since Brother Tie is a fast catcher, there must be a lot of time for arresting criminals and handling cases. I have a lot of products suitable for investigators like you, and the prices are also fair. Would you like to take a look with Brother Tie at that time?" Walking on the road is also boring, Fang Bai said quite familiarly.

Tie Youxia smiled and said: "Since you call me Brother Tie, I don't call Mr. Come and Mr. Go strangely. I don't know if Brother Fang has anything to show me. Let me talk about it first. Tie Mou Not talented, but also gained a reputation as a famous arrester, known as the iron hand, can be regarded as well-informed, not so easy to fool."

"If I don't have some real skills, how dare I let the disciples of the beggar gang spread the word." Coming outside the wall of a wealthy household, besides the back door not far away, there is another door in front of Fang Bai.

"This is..." Tie Youxia was a little puzzled.

Fang Bai pushed open the door directly, and Tie Youxia's interior appeared in front of Tie Youxia's eyes, which was completely different from this world, making him shut his mouth tightly, and his eyes sharpened a little.