[Comprehensive] plane trading system

A self-proclaimed time traveler.

Fang Bai was guessing which plot character he would be, but obviously such a person was not in his memory, but out of an intuition, he agreed to let him in for a rest, and gave him a cup of hot tea.

"Thank you, I feel much better." The traveler said with a smile. He didn't introduce himself, nor asked the meaning of Fang Bai's name, just like a complete stranger who would never meet again after meeting by chance.

"You look dusty, and I'm glad I can help you. But as a traveler, maybe you can tell us a story as my reward for entertaining you." Fang Bai sat across from him, and gave Wagner A reassuring look, the sudden stranger made the child look uncomfortable.

The traveler nodded: "It sounds very fair. Plane merchants are always fair. It's a great honor to meet this great profession again."

"Maybe you can tell me a little bit about this, how did you meet them?"

The traveler rubbed his teacup, as if lost in memory: "Nothing special, just like today, I knocked on the door and was invited in, but I have to say, every time is a wonderful experience. But some regrets Yes, the time is too long, and many things have been forgotten by me, but maybe there will be a time to meet again, who knows... Oh, I can't help nagging on my own, you want Listen to what kind of story, maybe it was a world I experienced before, it was so crazy there, the whole universe was infected with madness, everyone... no matter they were friendly or hostile before, they all attacked each other crazily stand up……"

"That sounds terrible!" Wagner couldn't help but said, crossed himself on his chest, and prayed in a low voice.

"Don't worry, there will be heroes to save everything. Look, this is a model made according to those heroes, and I give it to you." The traveler dug out for a long time in his worn-out travel bag, took out something and handed it to After passing Wagner, Fang Bai recognized at a glance that it was a famous robot toy, Transformers.

The one the traveler took out was Optimus Prime.

This scene is a bit weird, it looks like you have encountered a liar who is blowing your hair.

"He looks great, how old should he be?"

"I can hold you in the palm of my hand, child, thank you for your compliment." The toy Optimus Prime said suddenly.

Wagner was taken aback: "Is... is he alive?"

"Of course not. It's just a smart system installed. This is a limited edition. I got one after queuing for a day, but I want to give it to you. You must treat him well." The traveler said solemnly.

Wagner nodded emphatically.

"Hey, buddy, long time no see, you still look like you have been suppressed for tens of thousands of years, you really should give yourself a shot."

"Well, how can you be here, how can you be here, 呸. Today is not good luck, thank you for your hospitality, you don’t need to send it." When I saw the deadpool that came out, the traveler's response was very fierce. His eyes widened, and his breathing immediately became short of breath. Almost the moment he saw Deadpool, he jumped up and rushed towards the door. He passed through the door without opening it, and disappeared without a trace. without a trace.

"His reaction is really sad." Deadpool whimpered and cried.

"You scare away my customers, and the rent will be deducted for half a year." Fang Bai covered Wagner's eyes.

Deadpool knelt down in front of Fang Bai with a "plop", trying to squeeze his head into his arms, but after failing, he continued to hold Fang Bai's calf and cry about how poor he was, he couldn't even afford a burrito, and he needed to find a baby boy. The spider borrowed money, and babbled about the origin story of his tragic childhood, mixed with some nasty jokes.

"Hey, wait, you, yes, don't look around, is there anyone else in there, I'm talking about you, why did my tragic origin story become that little narrative above." Deadpool made a Gestures, like pinching a dead ant, "Yes, it's such a short paragraph, oh, do you want me to teach you how to make money with water words, I still expect you to write a few million more words for money, What a chance, shit, don't write that paragraph too you idiot..."

"I thought you would notice that there was a minor here." Fang Bai took out the earplugs from his ears, "And who were you talking to just now?"

"Of course we're the writers of the book, and I talk to her sometimes, but I gotta say she's terrible at writing, look at me, the great Deadpool, the indie film with $[-] million at the box office, has That—such a powerful appeal, it has only appeared a few times so far, one or two...shit, but what is commendable is that she still wants to make us a couple, it is really a wonderful idea..."

[Come on, please take a look at the comment area, you are a piece of shit made of gold, you should be quiet, you have too much nonsense. ][1! ][2! ] [You can't like yourself, you idiot, monster, **** and ****! ] [We have too few scenes, don't you know what stealing is? ] Fang Bai didn't want to know what Deadpool was talking about anymore. He seemed to have heard some scary words, but he quickly pressed the delete button in his head to keep his head calm.

"Do me a favor and pay the rent."

"Go ahead, sir!"

"I want to develop a new business and need a game tester."

"This is simply tailor-made for me, I promise to complete the task, sir!" Deadpool raised his head and chest, but he did not know where to find a medal of merit and pinned it on his chest.

There was a little blood on it.

Holding the form of the test project, Fang Bai wondered if the candidate he hired would be too cruel, but considering that Deadpool is a mercenary who takes money to do things, he probably still has such things as professional ethics and will not destroy the game world too much .

Putting Deadpool into the game area, Fang Bai felt as if five hundred ducks had been snapped off. He didn't have a problem with Deadpool, but he had a problem with all the chatter.

Without experiencing it personally, it is hard to imagine the feeling of wanting to explode in place.

Except Spider-Man.

Wagner took off the earplugs at this time, holding the Transformer tightly in his hand, and looked out of the window with some curiosity. Deadpool entered the second district first. At this time, a red square villain is absolutely breaking through the physical rules of the normal world. Jumping up and down in the same way, he can even fly up directly. Judging from his appearance, he is obviously having a good time, chasing a chicken to the ground.

"Where... is that place?" Wagner asked blankly.

"Want to try it?"

Wagner looked away and quickly shook his head.

Fang Bai obviously understands this patient with Deadpool syndrome, although he personally sometimes thinks that Deadpool is also a very interesting guy.

However, Fang Bai felt a little pity that the plane traveler was scared away by Deadpool. He obviously had a wealth of experience and could provide enough information. I feel a little worried about my future.

Soon, Sissy came to Fang Bai's place. When she saw Wagner, she was obviously prepared enough. She seemed to have a natural and enthusiastic attitude, and soon infected Wagner, and started talking smoothly.When it comes to the Love and Dream Foundation, Sissy is like a seasoned pyramid schemer, her language is very seductive. Wagner, who is not experienced in the world, obviously cannot resist such a language offensive, and her attitude is changing little by little. with...

"Cough, Sissy, I thought you wanted to find me for something." Seeing that the little white rabbit was about to be lured into the wolf's den, Fang Bai had no choice but to speak. Ms. Sissy's enthusiasm for work made him, the boss, a little bit overwhelmed.

Sissy paused without further ado, and took out an invitation card from her handbag, which seemed to be inlaid with gold.

"The Asian New Year is approaching, and the foundation is planning to organize a celebration to raise the Children's Dream Fund and celebrate the foundation's [-]th day. Now, on behalf of all members, I would like to invite you to join our celebration. Countless people are looking forward to it I can meet with you, I hope my request is not too presumptuous." Sissy said seriously, but she could still see that she was a little nervous.

Fang Bai was a little surprised by this request, but after thinking about his current energy deposit, it was enough for him to go out for a few hours without being too distressed, so he accepted the invitation card.

"What time, I will be there on time."

"Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, there will be a car to pick you up. Thank you very much."

Fang Bai blinked, he thought the so-called preparation would take a few days.

"I will announce this good news on the official website. Everyone is looking forward to your visit, so I will go first. I will... You know, I have a lot of things to do. Goodbye!" Sissy stepped ten centimeters away. high heels, run fast.

"That..." Wagner said with a look of embarrassment, "I...I also want to leave for a while, I don't mean to regret it, but I just want to see how my friend is doing, and I'll be there when I find him Will be back, I promise."

Fang Bai patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'm not that kind of harsh boss, do you want to pay a little salary in advance?"

Wagner was a little dazed, but being watched by Fang Bai's sincere eyes, he couldn't help but nodded.

When there was only one person left in the system space again, Fang Bai took out the green light ring and looked at it. He was also very surprised that he could use it. I have to say that this is really a magical ring. One can't help but want to keep throwing it there.However, he did not extract the energy from it. Even if it was a gift, its origin is unknown. No one knows when the Green Lantern Corps will rush to the door, and there is no green light to recharge it. No matter how powerful it is, it is just a one-time product. It can only prove the unreliability of Deadpool once again.

Putting the green light ring aside as an expensive decoration, Fang Bai began to think about dressing up for the ceremony. To be honest, he was a little nervous. Maybe he should ask Sissy to make an appointment for a professional to help him refer, or he should Only by dressing differently and appearing more fashionable can people's fantasies be satisfied.

This is really a distressing problem.

"Boom boom boom!"

"It's great that the mental illness is gone. Hurry up, let's get something to eat. I'll exchange it with you. If I knew I wasn't so reserved before, it's so easy to get straight to the point." After the door opened, the traveler The reader sticks his head in, and waits until Fang Bai nods before walking in. It is simply a sudden change in painting style.

"What do you want to eat?" Fang Bai finally could only ask this sentence.

The traveler lay down on the sofa and stretched comfortably: "Anything is fine, as long as it is delicious. I haven't eaten for many years, so I don't want to pick anything."

Fang Bai made a big meal appear on the table, full of color, fragrance and taste, very attractive.

The traveler literally pounced on it.

Fang Bai had seen what it means to gobble it up, probably like what the traveler said, he was too hungry, so he behaved like a starving ghost.

When the traveler patted his belly in satisfaction, Fang Bai found that he ate food that was more than ten times his own weight, and spent nearly one degree of energy, and his belly didn't change at all, it was like eating into a black hole.

"It's nothing strange, it's just a little energy, I digest it in minutes." The traveler burped, "Actually, I don't need to eat, the real food tastes nothing to me Not at all, this is the price, but you have to understand that heart addiction is hard to quit, and there is nothing you can do after so many years, this time it is really lucky to meet you, brother, you guys who have a system in hand are really good."

"Where is it?"

"Anyway, it's pretty good. There are food and drinks, but we are not as comfortable as we are." The traveler took out a clay sculpture handicraft that looked like a child's handicraft in his pocket. With a painful expression on his face, he handed it to Fang Bai reluctantly.

"Thank you."

"What is this?" Fang Bai asked directly.

"In recent years, I have also met some more reliable guys. This is their coordinate point. It can be regarded as a little help for newcomers. After all, only you plane merchants here have the best energy meals. If you meet those old foxes , I still don’t know how to kill me.” The traveler rambled, “Well, it seems a bit unkind to say that it’s only for this thing, wait until I find something for you, you should be in urgent need of energy to upgrade Well, hey, I still know a little bit about you, although they are almost a group of shrewd bastards, did I compliment them at the beginning, it is definitely not from my heart."

Saying that, the traveler took out what looked like a cheap glass ball.

"This is a supernova that is about to erupt, but it is sealed. It is a kind of currency, but I actually stole it. It quietly ran into a high-energy plane and then quietly ran out. It is perfect."

Fang Bai stared at the ordinary-looking glass ball, and really didn't know how to speak. The existence of this kind of thing was beyond his imagination.

"It's too expensive."

"Be stunned, hahaha, but it's really useless in my hands, and I have nowhere to use it as currency. Unlike you, I'm just a traveler, and I can't just interfere with a world, Seeing those nasty guys, there's no way I'd throw it over there and bomb them, and you're lucky enough to be the first merchant I've ever met since I got it, and I'll probably be in that world for a while, mind Do I come to eat every day?"

Fang Bai was already dazzled by the energy reaction on the glass ball, so he replied without thinking, "You are welcome anytime!"

"Are you trying on clothes just now? I have experience with this. I have all the popular elements of countless worlds in my head. Let me help you. How about the bubble head of this Chiliguala star..."

"No, thank you, really no need..."