[Comprehensive] plane trading system

"Who killed Cock Robin?"

"It's me, said the sparrow,"

"With my bow and arrows,"

"I killed the mockingbird..."

"What's wrong with you!" Fang Bai angrily dropped the manga in his hand.

Deadpool immediately made a zipper movement around his mouth.

Fang Bai still stood up angrily, a one-man bazooka appeared on his shoulder, and it directly hit Deadpool's head: "Dead or get lost, choose the same."

Deadpool immediately retracted his limbs, looking very aggrieved, and even a Q version of Deadpool appeared in the dialog box above his head, crying loudly there.

Fang Bai slapped his face with one hand, threw the bazooka casually, squeezed together with Deadpool, and gave him a chicken taco: "I beg you, brother, can you go to another place to harass others, you It's no fun to see my broken place, why waste your money-making time?"

"You're so kind." Deadpool took a big bite, and danced while puffing his cheeks, "But you're wrong about one thing, sweetheart, this is a good place, it's the ultimate ideal residence for brainstorming masters, no need to do laundry, No takeout, no brain cleaning, no nagging horrible landlords, no endless phone calls, this is heaven, oh, heaven is worth a visit to a place full of bare asses, I'm going to live here, forever, This is the Deadpool Manifesto, oh my god I gotta get it on the back of my head, I'm never going to lose the back of my head..."

"System, how much does it cost to expel this thing, I pay!!"

"Insufficient host privileges."

"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath..." Deadpool suddenly put on a women's protective uniform, the pink color was so eye-catching, he tilted his buttocks, and directly stuffed a stethoscope into Fang Bai's chest, screaming in a fuss Said, "Heartbeat, your heartbeat is overloaded, oh my god, am I about to lose you, like a mother chicken loses its chick, I have to do something..."

"let me go!"

"It's called coordinated breathing, relax, you'll be fine, hugs can heal everything, unless neither of us have hands haha." Deadpool and Fang Bai came to lip-to-mouth, and treated Fang Bai like a child Fully embraced in his arms, Fang Bai was successfully blown up.

"Quick freezing!" Fang Bai squeezed out from an ice sculpture, a card appeared in his hand, and Deadpool's whole body was frozen in the ice except for his head, "It seems to work well."

"I feel a little uncomfortable." Deadpool tried to look at Fang Bai tearfully.

"Is it here?" Fang Bai's gaze began to move down, and then stopped at the place where Deadpool was on the third road. There was an obvious bulge at the place where the leather was tightly bound, outlining a man. understand the shape.

A small hammer appeared in Fang Bai's hand, but the word "one ton" was engraved on it.

"No, no, no, let my poor little deadpool go, it's my lifeblood, I'd pay any price to get it back, I'm just a poor abandoned mother who had to sell her body ..."

"That's unfortunate. Maybe I can do it differently."

"you are nice!"

"Remember that Englishman who looked you in the eye, a wizard, a great master of potions?"

"Fudck, that guy who looks like he wants to pick my panties..."

"The point is the potion." Fang Bai put one end of the hammer on the bump, "Maybe Mr. Snape doesn't mind selling me something that will make your little Deadpool inactive for life, and I'll keep it a secret for him." of."

"Please!"

"Three chapters of agreement." Fang Bai's three fingers were almost poking into Deadpool's brain.

"Why are there three chapters, not four chapters and five chapters, not one chapter and two chapters, is it three chapters of obsessive-compulsive disorder, really a valuable speculation?"

"One, I need you to pay the rent, according to my standard..."

"Looks like I can check out - God knows how long I've been waiting - you're an angel... oops, I don't have RMB, hope I can expand the business in time, of course, of course, deadpool is the best, easy."

Fang Bai took a deep breath again: "No renminbi, no US dollars, no Zimbabwe dollars, you can use part of yourself for rent, but I hope to see something of value. Second, no To frighten my guests, cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents, understand?"

Deadpool nodded quickly, almost having an afterimage.

"Third... When you run a small theater on your head, remember to make some mosaics."

"There is no prohibition on talking, and there is no prohibition on kissing. I must have heard something wrong."

[You idiot, he banned us, what an evil idea. ]

[******Looks like the automatic mosaic function is well developed** oh my god, I can't believe you even set the sensitive word for **, you idiot, shit, fucker ……I'm done! ! ]

Fang Bai threw away the hammer: "I never get too lenient, just about anything."

"Respectable qualities, you should be the king of the world, it must be a good world. Hey, you're not going to let me out, my dick is freezing, and my brain... "

[*****]

Fang Bai seemed to be in a happy mood: "I'm very sorry, I don't have the ability to unfreeze, so let it be!"

"Hey man, you can't do this..."

Getting rid of Deadpool for the time being made Fang Bai happy, but it lasted until the guests at door No. [-] came, because the guy outside the door was definitely a bad visitor.

When a guy with horns on his head comes to your door, the best action is to shoot him and close the door, but Fang Bai didn't have time to do that.

"You can call me Gallows, as you can see, I am a devil, or one, and the devil's clone is everywhere." The devil stood in the middle of the room, looking polite and perfect, from scratch From the upper horns to the two hooves that support the body, even the smell of sulfur is very suitable.

"I thought...you would appear more tactful." Fang Bai said, he didn't look directly at the devil, which made him feel dangerous.

"I just think that you are a sensible person. We can talk about a deal directly, which will save more time." The devil said, he looked very casual, he looked at everything in the room while talking, and then his eyes Stopping on Deadpool, who was shivering with a cup of hot milk wrapped in a big blanket, his tone suddenly rose, like an aria, "It's really a rancid and lively soul, it's hard to imagine that this is still a human being. Ah, so heartwarming, you always attract special souls, like a good hunting ground, maybe I shouldn't show up so early."

"Although I don't know much about your species, do you have absolute confidence in yourself because you are so unscrupulous?" Fang Bai asked a little uncomfortable.

"I'm everywhere." The devil bowed slightly again, but seemed to be looking down on everyone.

"I have a question!"

"Please say."

"You said that you are just something like a doppelganger, so your knowledge is not shared, you are only limited to your world."

"Yes, but so what?"

Fang Bai snapped his fingers: "I'm just surprised that you broke the setting and stepped into my territory so carelessly..."

"That's right, they're all idiots." Deadpool suddenly appeared behind the devil, with two samurai swords crossed and inserted into the devil's chest, looking at the devil's distorted face, he stuck tightly behind the devil , laughed very happily, "And it's such a weak guy, I think I can cut him into patties, Mexican devil rolls, sounds cool, I want to give a copy to every good friend haha!"

"You...you..." Ghosts began to appear on the devil's body, and some of them flickered like poor signal reception.

Fang Bai put his hand directly on the devil's body. The touch felt very strange, some seemed solid, and some seemed unreal. However, when his hand glowed white, the devil let out a shriek that made people feel physically uncomfortable. After being twisted, it was sucked into Fang Bai's palm like a puff of smoke, turning into a pitch-black ball of mist, and then a card broke out from inside and fell into Fang Bai's hand, and he also got eight cards. The energy of speed, killing people and stealing goods is really exciting.

"It feels like playing some kind of exorcism card game, so what is Sakura?" Fang Bai always felt that this scene was a bit instant, he looked at the card in his hand, and the devil put on a grim face, like Will break out at any time.

The wrath of the devil, you can seduce anyone, but be careful, this ability is bestowed by you, and there is a gaze watching you.

Deadpool ran over to ask for credit: "I think I can account for 70.00% of the credit. You know that Deadpool can kill anyone in the setting. I love the author!"

"No problem, pay the rent." Fang Bai twirled the card between his fingers, and he said with a smile, "Dear Deadpool, don't you think you've stayed here for too long, your crazy cells didn't urge you Going to do something crazy, think of the beautiful Chicago, the bustling New York, your old friends, what a wonderful thing!"

"You're right, I can't wait now, they must be missing me, la la la, Deadpool is coming... Do you think I would say that, so naive, like a bug Naive, who am I..."

"Great Deadpool!" shouted a bunch of stuffed animals filling all the space.

"who am I?"

"The omnipotent Deadpool!"

"who am I?"

"Deadpool, Deadpool, you are Deadpool..."

Deadpool spread his hands: "Unique."

[Because you are a lunatic! ]

"I was wrong, just call your father, just shut up!"

The author has something to say:

I'm working on the slash issue of Spider-Man and Deadpool, and it's too tiring to read the dialogue.

PS: It's really official.

PSS: The devil is not a plot character, original.