Internet celebrity is a cute pet

Before Qingli's live broadcast ended, Zou Yi went offline early and rushed back to his and Qingli's residence.When they got home, Qingli just got out of the virtual cabin.After hearing the doorbell, he looked at his clothes with a guilty conscience, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong, he went out of the room, and greeted Zou Yi with a happy face: "Are you back? It's so early today!"

Zou Yi's expression remained the same, and while closing the door, he put the scraps brought back from the base on the cabinet at the door, and while taking off his military uniform, he replied, "What will you eat if you don't come back?"

Qingli touched the back of his head embarrassingly, and said, "Uh... well, I can eat canned food!"

Zou Yi went into the bathroom to wash his hands, and said, "Huh? Can you still eat canned food?"

Qingli: ...why reveal the truth so quickly?

Zou Yi was about to go to the study when he came out of the bathroom, Qingli turned pale with shock, stepped forward to stop him and asked, "Ah? Why are you...in the study?"

Zou Yi said: "I just checked the recipe of onion and beef stew. Didn't you say you want to eat beef?"

Qingli immediately said: "Okay! Let me check for you!" Zou Yi must not be allowed to go online!Zou Yi must not be allowed to know what he did this morning!Otherwise, wouldn't the well-behaved image he tried so hard to maintain collapse like this?No, it can't be like this.

Qingli quickly checked the recipe of the beef stew, and quickly printed it out and handed it to Zou Yi.

Zou Yi didn't say much, just went into the kitchen to prepare food for Qingli.He knew what Qingli was worried about now, and although he wanted to make a comment about what happened in the morning, he was in a bit of a complicated mood now, and he didn't know how to deal with Qingli.He is sure that his feelings for Qingli have not diminished by half, after all, the [-]% genetic matching degree will not make his feelings for Qingli lessen.

It's just... now his mind is full of Qingli wearing a sexy little uniform, especially the second navy uniform, which makes him, a person who has no requirements for desire, unable to help being distracted.

However, he felt that this might be because Qingli's identity had changed in his heart. Before that, he had always regarded Qingli as a newborn fox cub, loving and caring for him like a child.But in fact, Qingli is already a ten-thousand-year-old fox, and he has experienced much more than himself.

If it was in the past, he could teach Qingli as a guardian and make him develop in a better way. Does he still have the position to do so now?After thinking about it, Zou Yi, who was cutting onions, still felt that he should have a good talk with him.Although Qingli is a ten-thousand-year-old fox, he is still his own little baby who is just over three months old.

So after lunch, Zou Yi cleaned up the dishes and suddenly said to Qingli, "Honey, can we talk?"

Every time Zou Yi said "Baby, can we talk?", Qingli would experience some serious moments.Originally, Qingli saw Zou Yi's calm face when he came back, and felt that today's events were well concealed. As long as the events on the Internet faded in a few days, Zou Yi generally would not pay attention to past popular events.After all, he is a soldier, and he is not busy enough with the affairs of the base, so how can he have leisure time to gossip on the Internet?

But as soon as he heard the phrase "Baby, can we talk?"

Zou Yi is a good parent because he has always insisted not to reprimand children at the dinner table, before meals, or when outsiders are around.So no matter how big things are hidden in his heart, he has to prepare Qingli's meal, wait for him to eat the meal, and then start to solve the problem.

Qingli let out a cry, and followed Zou Yi into the study.

At this time, the doorbell rang suddenly, Qingli and Zou Yi turned their heads at the same time, and a huge box was brought into the express channel.Qingli looked up at Zou Yi and asked, "Have you bought anything?"

Zou Yi shook his head and replied, "No!"

Then the two master pets went forward to move the box into the study, and Zou Yi opened the box, revealing the jaw-dropping things inside.This thing looks very familiar, it is one of the two outfits that Qiuhua made when he was PKing with him in the morning.There is also a third set that has never been released before. That set is more eye-catching and outrageous.It can be described as sexy lingerie, and it is a maid-style sexy lingerie.

When Qingli saw these things, she cursed in a low voice: "Qiuhua, I'm fucking my ancestors!"

Zou Yi looked at Qingli and said, "Qingli, are you doing something?"

Qingli said: "Who is it?"

Zou Yi: ...

Qingli Qingli cleared her throat, and said, "I mean...why do you want to do...things..." Qingli knew right away what happened in the morning, I'm afraid I can't hide it.

Zou Yi picked up a pair of lace briefs and looked at them, sighed slightly, sealed the box, and said to Qingli: "These things are confiscated, and you are not allowed to take them out again. Also, Dad... I didn't want to You said it so bluntly, you are not allowed to do similar looks in the future, do you hear me?"

Although Zou Yi was very angry, his tone was very gentle, and he didn't deliberately reprimand Qingli.

But after Qingli heard this, he immediately stood at attention, bowed his head to listen to the instruction, and replied in a low voice: "Oh, I see."

Zou Yi looked up at his pitiful appearance. After sealing the box, he got up and touched the top of his hair, and said, "Baby, you are still young, and some adult things cannot be touched for the time being. If you touch these things too early , will affect your physical health.” On the way back, Zou Yi deliberately checked the information on sex education for underage children. If he is exposed to these adult things prematurely, it is likely to cause him physical and psychological damage. unhealthy.

Qingli lowered his head and said nothing, he knew that his two clothes were indeed too much.And Qiuhua, that bastard, even sent him these clothes. This kind of bad friend is rare in a hundred years!

Zou Yi continued to teach: "I know it's normal for a boy like you to be interested in this kind of thing, and...you may have seen some occasions before and understand what's in it. But there is one thing you should also I know, it will take at least five months for you to become an adult in your current body, and it will take at least three or four months for you to enter puberty. So...promise me, will you bear it?"

Only then did Qingli raise his head in protest, and said with an aggrieved face: "What do you mean I am used to some occasions? What mean that I understand these things? Are you really what you call a vixen when you are a vixen? Also, although I have lived for 1 years, the Nine-Tailed Fairy Fox has a very long juvenile period! Do you think everyone is like a Three-Tailed Fox, who becomes an adult in less than ten months? A Nine-Tailed Fox that is over 1 years old It’s not long since I’ve just grown up, don’t say I’m not interested in this aspect of things. Even if I am interested, I will find someone I like, how can I get used to some occasions?”

Qingli was a little agitated, but he didn't know why he was so agitated, he just didn't want Zou Yi to wrong him so much!It is not wrong for me to have lived for 1 years, but I am not the kind of person who will mess around.He doesn't even...not even have a person he likes. Although he has had wet dreams since he was a child, the number of times he actually used his hands to relieve it was only once, and it didn't feel good, and he hasn't moved since then.

A fox is a very proud creature, how could he wrong himself like this?Just because he only made two sets of looks, he can't be regarded as the kind of frivolous person.

Seeing that Qingli was angry, Zou Yi felt that what he just said might be inappropriate.But he also didn't know that it took so long for the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox to reach adulthood.It took tens of thousands of years to become such a fairy fox, one can imagine how precious Zhiqingli is.So Zou Yi softened his tone and said, "I didn't mean that just now, are you angry?"

Qingli sniffed, calmed down, and finally said: "It's not that I'm angry, I only compared this theme with Qiuhua on a whim. You've seen it all, haven't you? Did you misunderstand Am I a frivolous person? No, Zou Yi, we Nine-Tailed Foxes are never casual people. Even if I do this kind of modeling, it is just for fun, and I want to teach Qiuhua a lesson. We will play later I can't go on anymore, and the finale will be the most orthodox maid's palace attire. I just want to say that although I... have lived for tens of thousands of years, the previous 900 years were infancy, and I finally became an adult, and I began to indulge in the mortal world again online games. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really not used to the occasions you mentioned.”

After hearing Qingli's words, Zou Yi was very happy for some reason, his family's Xiaoqingli was still a blank sheet of paper that he knew.There's nothing he can teach slowly about being playful, and it's okay to raise him and take care of him for the rest of his life if he can't.He also doesn't know why he cares whether Qingli has experienced the life among thousands of flowers before, and if he has experienced it, so what?This will not affect their relationship in the slightest!Zou Yi only felt that his anger just now was a bit inappropriate.

However, his worry is true. Qingli is still underage, so he really can't get in touch with too many things about adults.

Zou Yi stepped forward to hug Qingli and said, "I'm sorry baby, it's because of my bad attitude. Don't be angry, okay? I'm actually just worried about your body. If you come into contact with too many adult things before you develop, you're right. The development of your reproductive system is greatly affected. If you accidentally become a little eunuch, it will be terrible."

Qingli finally burst out laughing, and scolded: "You will accidentally become a little eunuch!"

Zou Yi heaved a sigh of relief. He had never been a guardian before. It was not easy to take care of his body, mind, and emotions.Although it was very hard work, Zou Yi felt a sense of accomplishment at the moment.He felt that his relationship with Qingli had taken a step further, and Qingli seemed to have no other vices except playfulness and laziness.This reassures him, because compared to playfulness and laziness, other vices are more terrifying, right?

It's okay to be playful, how many children are not playful?It doesn't matter if you are lazy, he is still young and can take care of himself.

When Zou Yi thought this way, he completely forgot that Qingli was an old fox who had only lived for 1 years.But there is one thing that Zou Yi did not forget. After he put away the box of clothes, he said to Qingli: "Don't play with Qiuhua in the future, he will never teach you well." He thought of the Fox King again.

Fox King once said to him with a frown: "Don't play with Long Jiu in the future, he will always lead you to fail to learn well!"

Qingli stuck out her tongue and said, "Oh..."

In fact, he just agreed casually, before Fox King said eight hundred times not to play with Long Jiu anymore, but he still hangs out with Long Jiu all day long.Moreover, the Fox King just talked casually, and did not seriously restrict him from making friends.In fact, Long Jiu is just a bit mischievous, and he doesn't have many friends except Long Jiu, who is Bai Zeng.But Bai Zeng's family has inheritance, and he is going to protect the mortal humans, so it is not as long as Long Jiu's meeting.In this way, Long Jiu turned out to be the only friend.

As for the other young masters and young masters shouting shortly behind him, they were all his little followers, just some unworthy little demons.

Qingli suddenly thought of something, and said to Zou Yi: "Ah, by the way, I just finished the main task, and all the rewards have arrived. I'll give you the charm points~!"

Zou Yi nodded, but didn't take it to heart.But mistakes have already been made, so we can't just let it go.So he beckoned to Qingli.Qingli walked over obediently, Zou Yi hugged him and put him on his lap, only heard three crackling sounds, Qingli exclaimed twice, stood up with tears in his eyes, and said: "I know I was wrong. It's..."

Zou Yi pretended to be majestic and said: "Small punishment, big punishment!" Then he touched his little butt and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Qingli shook her head with aggrieved face: "Actually, it's okay..."

Zou Yi sighed and said, "Hey, let's go play..."

After Qingli gave Zou Yi his charm value, he went to play with himself. After dinner, he had a half-hour lunch break.But today, the half hour was used for training, so the lunch break was cancelled, and he lay down on the sofa, closed his eyes and basked in the sun for a while.So he turned into a little fox, lay down on the round sofa on the balcony, and narrowed his eyes lazily.

Zou Yi glanced at Qingli inadvertently, and at this moment, an incredible thing happened.Zou Yi actually connects with Qingli's spiritual world, but he is a bystander in Qingli's spiritual world.In other words, he can see Qingli's inner world, but Qingli can't sense him!How did that happen?

But Zou Yi was not discouraged, he tried to communicate with Qingli, but Qingli ignored him and walked away from him.He quietly sat on the sofa in the living room, following Qingli's inner world.Qingli's thoughts seemed to be a little confused, and Zou Yi didn't know what he was thinking at the moment.After a while, Qingli's thoughts finally became clear, and a consciousness that was exactly the same as Qingli appeared in Qingli's mind world.

There is a picturesque fairy mountain, Zou Yi guesses that it should be the Qingqiu that Qingli mentioned?Indeed, as Qingli said, it is a very beautiful place.Qingli in the picture sighed slightly, and began to talk to himself: "Zou Yi misunderstood me just now, and I felt a little sad. Although I don't know why I am sad, I just don't want him to misunderstand me. I have never felt this way about the Fox King before, but I don’t know why, but there is an inexplicable emotion in the treatment of Zou Yi. It may be because after losing the Fox King, I met another person who was as good to me as him. , so you want to hold on to it all the time?"

"I don't want to lose Zou Yi anymore. I like him so much and want to be with him for the rest of my life. I don't want him to get married and have his own children. I will be sad. But I have no position to do so. If I insist on opposing , Will he start to hate me? Zou Yiren is really nice, I like to cling to him, and I want to cling to him all the time. Now we have another deep talk, and it feels like the relationship may go one step further. I know he is doing it for my own good, so I wasn't really angry just now."

"Actually... I want to tell him that although I am an adult, I have never been in a relationship, let alone... had a relationship with anyone. I don't like anyone, and I don't even do it when I'm impulsive. The things he did in the bathroom before. Uh... not at all, I only did it quietly once. But I didn't feel comfortable! I don't know why they always like to masturbate by themselves, but I finished it anyway It will be a long time to be sad."

Hearing this, Zou Yi couldn't help laughing, he felt that Qingli was really too cute, an adult nine-tailed fairy fox, complaining about others beating gray chickens there.Zou Yi shook his head and withdrew from Qingli's inner world.At least he has now found a way to enter Qingli's inner world, and he thinks it should be related to Qingli's charm value.But he still has no way to connect with Qingli's spiritual world. He thinks it will take time, right?Or the charm value is not enough?

Zou Yi didn't think that it was because Qingli brushed the wrong method, so he kept waiting for Qingli's next charm point to arrive.Zou Yi got up and went to work on himself, Qingli felt bored after basking in the sun for a while, and wanted to go online in the virtual world.Zou Yi didn't mean to restrict him from surfing the Internet, so he went directly into the virtual cabin and browsed hot topics online.

Now Qingli is not very interested in games, because he carries a game system with him, and thinking about it now, he thinks those games are not interesting.If it weren't for the fact that doing quests could improve his cultivation, he wouldn't bother to do these quests again.Instead, his current interest is in gossip. At least in the near future, Qingli is an out-and-out gossip fox.

Qingli saw that Qiuhua was not online, so she went to Weibo happily to gossip.After turning off the flood of @ and private messages, Qingli saw hot topics appearing on the homepage panel.Today's Weibo topic square is quite different from the original one. It can display text version and media version.

The text version is similar to the original Weibo, just read one by one.The media version displays the media streams one by one. After clicking to enter, the topics will be displayed, and there are various people discussing them.If you also want to join in, just click to enter the topic square.

The topic of PK between myself and Qiuhua ranked second, and it still maintained an upward trend.The first one is Zou Ran, because he is about to release a new drama.Zou Ran is actually quite prolific, otherwise, how could he have become popular all over StarCraft shortly after his debut without any negative news.It seems that the new drama is a detective drama, and it's called "Mystery".

Most of the people discussed in it were fans of Zou Ran, and they all said: Luan Si is really getting more and more handsome!Simply handsome!The big detective played this time is even more handsome!

Qingli was powerless to complain, so it turns out that ordinary fans describe idols as having the same style of painting?

Withdrew from Zou Ran's topic, Qingli still covered one eye and clicked into the topic list of himself and Qiuhua PK.As expected, all kinds of high-definition 3D screenshots without dead ends covered the entire topic square.Qingli was strolling in the topic square, and he couldn't see the screenshots in all directions without blind spots.Fortunately, he put on a disguise, otherwise he would have been chased by fans to a dead end.

In the topic square, many fans were drooling at Qingli's navy uniform-style maid suit, and he covered his face and ran away, because that maid outfit showed his underwear.This screenshot is really just right, it's so eye-catching!

In the end, Qingli strolled to the edge of the topic square, where the number of people discussing topics was slightly less.However, there is also a small topic that is constantly expanding that catches Qingli's eyes. He wants to see what surrounding topics attract the attention of fans so much?I saw a young man with blond hair and blue eyes and an arrogant face talking to everyone with contempt: "I thought the Chinese SSS-level god pet from the East was such a powerful character, so it turned out to be a third-level modeling for people." Is it a costume designer? Thanks to the fact that I came here to challenge his master after traveling far and wide. It’s no wonder that his master has been unwilling to accept my challenge. It turned out to be because of his fantasy. Is your pet just a pile of mud that can't support the wall?"

A lot of fans nearby were arguing with this young man: "What do you know? Qingli's aesthetics are unique in the entire interstellar world. If you don't understand, don't insult other people's labor achievements. Qingli is good, we just need to understand it. Where is it?" I need you, an alien, to intervene! Hmph!"

The other party was not to be outdone: "Stop making trouble, it's an SSS-level phantom pet, does it know how to do styling every day? It's worth noting such a phantom pet that doesn't do its job properly! If I were its owner, I would definitely teach it a lesson!"

Another fan reasoned with him: "Our family, Qingli, was spoiled and raised since he was a child, so he doesn't look like you! It's a pity to be your phantom pet!"

Qingli walked over, looked at Xinxin, and said to the man: "Who are you? Why did you go to Qingli's topic square to gain a sense of presence?"

The other party said: "You don't know who I am? Of course I am Ferro from the M star field! In order to challenge the strongest hunter of the Zou family, I voluntarily joined the Huaxia star field. I knew that the hunters of the Zou family were not as powerful as the legends , I won’t waste this effort! It’s clear that the M star field has the most powerful hunters and phantom pets, so why did you come all the way here? I’m so disappointed.”

Qingli asked: "How do you know that other members of the Zou family are not as powerful as the legend?"

The other party sneered, and said, "A phantom pet who only knows how to make shapes, and it's still a third-level shape, what kind of powerful master can it have?"

Qingli smiled lightly and said: "Sir, you misunderstood. The reason why Zou Yi refused to accept your challenge was because of his military regulations. Huaxia's military regulations are stricter than anywhere else. I think you should Is it clear? That's why he has been unwilling to accept your challenge. But it doesn't matter, although Zou Yi refuses to accept your challenge, I can accept it. Don't worry, Zou Yi will not play for me. We can handle this battle."

After hearing Qingli's words, the other party came over and looked Qingli up and down, and said in a very rude tone: "Where did you come from an unknown person? I don't PK with unknown people!"

Qingli took off his disguise and said, "Are you sure you don't want to PK with me? If you don't, you might really want to come to China for nothing."