I ride a bamboo horse

It didn't take long for this incident to become the most regrettable thing Gu Jinxing has done recently.

Isn't this just giving Ye Huaichuan a stalk to laugh at him?

In fact, Ye Huaichuan didn't say anything, but Gu Jinxing always felt that the way he looked at him and the faint smile on his mouth carried a kind of inexplicable and profound meaning.

Pulling out of Ye Huaichuan's arms, Gu Jinxing turned his face away, his ears blushing as if nothing had happened, "It's too hot, my eyes are sweating."

He heard Ye Huaichuan's gentle answer, "Yes, me too."

Gu Jinxing: "..." I don't know why, but I feel even more embarrassed.

My brother's fever subsided, although his voice was still a little hoarse, but his brows were bright, and he was able to seduce people silently again.

In a few days, it will be the first day of the new year, and the atmosphere of the new year is getting stronger at home on the street.

In the third day of junior high school, Mama Ye and Papa Gu each invited their relatives to visit their home.

Mother has an older brother, who is their uncle, and there is a cousin who is one year older than them.Dad has an elder brother, their uncle, and a cousin who is already in college. Dad also has a younger sister, their aunt, who also gave birth to a boy and is still in elementary school.

For the older generation, grandma passed away a few years ago, grandpa is still in good health, and grandparents are also alive and in good health.As for the father's ex-wife, that is, the parents of Gu Jinxing's own mother, because the daughter happened at her husband's house, they felt that Gu's father didn't take good care of her.

Originally, I planned to call several old people together, but the elderly people didn't like to mess around and refused to come, so only a few sisters and sisters-in-law with their families came.

Fresh ingredients should be bought as early as possible. This day, the whole family got up early and went to the supermarket together. Because there are a lot of things to buy, they went in pairs to save time.

Last night, like a summit meeting, the family discussed and made two lists of needed ingredients.

What Gu Jinxing and his brothers received was a list of fruits and vegetables, and the more complicated aquatic meat was handed over to their parents. Thank them for taking care of their two mentally retarded people who are not working hard.

However, the lack of work in the four bodies will not change substantially because of whether it is aquatic products or fruits and vegetables.

"Brother, what is this colored pepper?" Gu Jinxing poked at the line of "six colored peppers" on the list, feeling troubled, "I only know green peppers and red peppers, so are there any colored peppers? Is it spicy?"

Sweeping his eyes lightly over the list, Ye Huaichuan said calmly and confidently, "I don't know."

"..." Gu Jinxing hurriedly ran to ask the weighing staff, the little brother said that there are colored peppers, which are boxed next to the green peppers.

Gu Jinxing thanked him a little inconceivably, like a countryman entering the city, marveling in his stomach, is there really colorful peppers?It is still boxed, it must be very high-end, is it imported?new product?Why did Mama Ye think of making such a high-end thing...

When he saw the so-called colored peppers, Gu Jinxing was a little speechless, not very disappointed, but just worried about his IQ.

There are three peppers in a box, which are red, green, and yellow. Together, they are colored peppers. The label on the sealed transparent film reads like this - colored peppers.

Gu Jinxing has never eaten yellow pepper, but judging by its appearance and size, which is no different from green pepper and red pepper, you can taste what it tastes like without eating it. After all, it will not be too delicious.

Glancing at Ye Huaichuan who was picking other ingredients, he doubted his brother's IQ for the first time.

The purchase progress was slow, and Gu Jinxing was a little irritable. It was like doing a difficult math paper. Two questions and one question got stuck. will card.

"Three onions, three garlics." Gu Jinxing read a little unlovingly. Onions, green onions, garlic, garlic, etc., have never been clearly distinguished. When I was young and naive, I used to think that they were the same. s things.

"This is the onion." Ye Huaichuan pulled him to the other side of the vegetable stand, and pointed to the giant purple leather spinning top in front of him.

Gu Jinxing nodded with bright eyes, it turned out that this is an onion, it is really a beautiful purple color, and he couldn't put it down to touch it in his hand, his skin was smooth and smooth, so obedient.When he glanced at the species next to him from the corner of his eye, he paused, picked up one, and said hesitantly, "What about this green leather spinning top?" It's not as bright as the purple leather, and the green clear soup lacks water, but its shape and everything are similar to the so-called spinning top. Onions are very similar, and they are also big spinning tops.

Ye Huaichuan glanced, "Let's fade."

Gu Jinxing: "..."

The feeling of confidence that I had finally regained in my brother was gone again.

"Garlic is a fruit-like thing that grows on the garlic head. Garlic and scallions are actually the same vegetable, and this is it." Ye Huaichuan took him to a few stalls next door and pointed it out to him. The plant is about as thick as a finger, the bottom half is white, and the top half is green, like a scallion with overnutrition.

Gu Jinxing nodded as if he had realized something, thought it was wrong, and questioned, "But the unit that Mom wrote is, this... should be the root."

"Have you ever seen a root-based vegetable sold one by one?" Ye Huaichuan: "Three are exactly one bundle."

Gu Jinxing: "..." I actually think it makes sense!

The two of them bought half of it after stumbling and guessing, and their parents had successfully found them, so the task was handed over to the mother as a matter of course.

Mama Ye flipped through their shopping carts and took out fresh green onions that had not been warmed up in the cart, her expression was a bit indescribable, "Which one of you wants to eat green onions?"

Looking at Ye Huaichuan, Gu Jinxing was surprised to see some hesitation in his eyes, blinked, a little lack of confidence, "You wrote it, three garlic."

Mama Ye: "...but this is a green onion."

Gu Jinxing could tell that scallions and garlic might not be the same thing at all, so why did he believe Ye Huaichuan's nonsense as if he had been bewitched.

Thinking of Ye Huaichuan pointing at him with a serious look but half-knowledge, Gu Jinxing turned his face away as usual, a little bit like laughing.

Mama Ye was helpless, "Can't tell the difference between green onions and garlic?"

Glancing at Ye Huaichuan, seeing him looking over gently and softly, Gu Jinxing had no choice but to admit it, and whispered: "I can't tell."

"Boys of you, will one day you won't even be able to tell the difference between mom and dad?" Papa Gu was still sarcastic at the side.

Gu Jinxing: "..."

"Mom and Dad, blame me for not being as good as Baidu." Ye Huaichuan put his pocket in his pocket and looked as usual.

Gu Jinxing: "..."

Mama Ye: "..."

Dad Gu: "...Actually, I can't tell the difference." Dad felt embarrassed.

Gu Jinxing: "..."

"Here, this is the garlic." After finding the garlic, Ye Ma took the opportunity to popularize it.

Gu Jinxing looked at the balls of white oranges and asked, "What is the garlic?"

Mama Ye: "..."

Ye Ma's eyes told him that there was no cure for him.

It took me a long time to figure out that garlic and garlic are the same thing, while scallions are completely another matter.

The family bought stuff for two cars and stuffed the trunks.

After returning home, Mama Ye went to work in the kitchen and asked Papa Gu to help.

Before Papa Gu wandered into the kitchen, he even came over and gave him a pat on the head, "Small my son, good boy, just move a small bench and sit at the door to open the door for the guests."

"..." Gu Jinxing looked at his father, "Why do you have to sit at the door?"

"To show our family's solemnity." Gu's father said, "Besides, it's not good for you to sit some. Unlike your father, you have to work."

"Oh, then you sit at the door to enjoy the blessings, and leave the labor to me."

"You can't tell the difference between garlic and onion, let's save it." Gu's father said with disdain, completely forgetting that he can't tell the difference.

"Dad, without the support of my mother, I think you can't even tell the difference between pork and chicken. You are a fool." Gu Jinxing complained forcefully.

"Gu Qisheng! What are you doing? Come and help!" Mama Ye's high-pitched voice echoed clearly in Lao Gu's ears through the thin wall of the kitchen. Was it born?"

"Hey, here we come!" Lao Gu's flamboyant hair drooped instantly, and he ran into the kitchen with his tail between his legs, without any trace of his father's majesty left.

Glancing at Ye Huaichuan who was watching the excitement on the sofa, Gu Jinxing felt a little childish, and moved a small bench from the balcony to sit by the door.

"Be careful, Dad was joking with you." Deliberately dawdling in front of Ye Huaichuan's eyes, the elder brother lived up to his expectations and spoke.

"Oh, I moved it for Dad, I hope he won't be too tired washing vegetables." Gu Jinxing said calmly.

Dad Gu who heard it clearly in the kitchen: "..."

Ye Huaichuan curled his lips, "I mean, Dad was joking with you, don't sit at the door so early, go later."

Gu Jinxing: "..."

Papa Gu hahaha.

Mama Ye glanced at her husband who was smiling stupidly for no reason, and Papa Gu laughed happily, "Honey, this onion looks so juicy."

"..." rolled his eyes, "nervous."

The uncle's family was the first to come. The uncle and his wife both work in government agencies. My aunt is an ordinary civil servant. The uncle has been promoted to a small cadre in recent years. He doesn't have much power, so he just messes around.

After being in the government for a long time, it is inevitable that he is a bit smooth in speaking, but everyone is okay.It is their daughter, this girl is a trendy figure, she is very deviant, she will do whatever her parents don't like, punk, highlighter, without any girl's delicate and reserved, I heard that she is determined to be a young rock girl.

Gu Jinxing and the others called for someone, and Ye Ma, who was halfway through the work, came out to greet them. The two exchanged a few polite greetings, and Ye Ma continued to work on her, while Uncle and the others sat on the sofa and watched TV. Chatting casually, I was particularly pleased with "other people's child" Ye Huaichuan.

After a while, my uncle's family also arrived.

The uncle and aunt are in business together, and the family is very, very rich. What is rare is that the husband and wife are still deeply affectionate in middle age, and they are well-known model couples.Their son, Gu Jinxing Ye Huaichuan's cousin Ye Chaoxi is a handsome man, Gu Jinxing thinks that he and Ye Huaichuan are only siblings.It's just that the personality is a bit strange, the first glance is cold, the second is calm, and the third is domineering.

Mingming's uncle is open-minded and his aunt is open-minded, so I don't know how they gave birth to such a son with an unknown personality.

At 11:30, Mother Ye was ready and the cold dishes were on the table, but the sister-in-law's family hadn't been able to show up for a long time.

Ye Ma quietly asked Gu's father to call to remind him, but when he hung up the phone, Gu's father looked a little unhappy, probably this biological sister said something rebellious and unknowingly to anger him.

"What's wrong?" Ye Ma asked quietly.

Gu's father shook his head, and greeted everyone chatting in the living room with a smile, "Gu Qing and the others are going to be late, let's eat first, let's eat first."

Although the family members all work in different types of jobs, there are always endless topics to talk about, and the conversation is very happy while eating and drinking.For the younger ones, the cousin was not happy to talk, the cousin was too lazy to talk, and the brother didn't talk much, so Gu Jinxing silently pretended to be a little white rabbit and happily listened to the adults bragging.

At twelve o'clock, the doorbell finally rang.

Dad went to open the door himself, and probably wanted to warn a few words in secret, but unfortunately, this little sister, who didn't see her, heard her voice first.

"I'm sorry, second brother, I've waited for a long time." After a while, "Oh, I've already eaten before we waited."