Little Fox Goes Down the Mountain

"My lord, I've offended you."

Early in the morning, the little fox was woken up by the serious-looking queen mother, and the stout maid next to the queen mother forcibly pushed the little fox into the bathroom.

The dazed little fox glanced at the dark sky, the sun hasn't come out yet...

The maids quickly cleaned the little fox and put on a thick shawl.

The seven-layered cloak is extremely exquisite, with the long back hem stretching out, and the phoenix embroidered with gold thread sparkles in the candlelight.

The little fox's long hair was coiled up, and a phoenix crown was worn on his head. The heavy phoenix crown weighed down on the ground, and the little fox couldn't straighten his neck, "Ouch..."

Now, the little fox is awake...

The Empress Dowager was walking towards the little fox with a tasseled hijab, "Eh?! What are you doing, Empress Dowager?"

The empress dowager smiled slightly, put the hijab on the little fox's head, and said softly, "Guess!"

The little fox struggled with the red handkerchief in his hand...

After a while, he was sent to the bridal sedan chair, and the little fox sitting in the bridal sedan chair panicked. After more than half a month of baptism, the little fox felt that the empress dowager would not sell him out just because he thought he was not worthy of Mingzhe. right? !

For details, please refer to xx╮(╯▽╰)╭

The little red lips with rouge bit the handkerchief, and the little fox's delicate brows were wrinkled into knots.

After a while, the sedan door was kicked open, Zhao Mingzhe's familiar aura appeared in front of the little fox, and Zhao Mingzhe held his hand.

The little fox hugged Zhao Mingzhe excitedly, "Mingzhe, you finally came to save me!"

"..." Zhao Mingzhe raised his eyebrows, and looked at the guilty Lvxiu and his secret guard twelve.

"What can't be saved, today is the day we get married...you idiot."

(I've wanted to use this kind of sentence for a long time! Even if the wise person's design collapses, I will use it! (`))

The people around were stunned when they saw the bride just throwing herself into the groom's arms. They didn't expect the new princess to be so... straightforward!

"Ah... that, that." Thinking of something, the little fox immediately withdrew from Zhao Mingzhe's arms and stood up straight.

Lu Xiu stepped forward to straighten his master's clothes, and Zhao Mingzhe led his little fox into the main hall step by step.

Needless to say, the next process, Baitang.

The little fox followed in the footsteps of Zhao Mingzhe, worshiped the church, and another eunuch read out the imperial decree.

King Yue scattered all the beauties in the harem, corrected the identity and status of the princess, and even specially made such a grand wedding ceremony for the princess. The heart of the King of Yue is known all over the world!

The little fox was sent back to the room with a heavy phoenix crown on it, and the smirk on his face couldn't be suppressed.

Now the green sleeve is listening to the master laughing "giggling" all the time, and the hairs are standing on end...

"Master, the prince won't be back until some time, how about I pour a basin of water to soak your feet?"

The little fox doesn't walk very often. Although today's schedule is not heavy, the little fox's feet are still sore. If you know his green sleeves, you can see it immediately.

Soaking feet and eating snacks, the little fox started to giggle again...

"Green sleeve...I'm so happy."

"...The servant knows..." Luxiu wiped his sweat, his master is so spineless, it's probably just a cloud to tell him about the art of controlling the husband...Let's just let it be...

The little fox leaned on the bed porch happily, "I like Mingzhe the most!"

"This...servant, also knows..."

Luxiu is still guilty... The prince will definitely ask about the books the master read... She chooses to die (>﹏<)

The little fox nodded and smiled with satisfaction...

The long night, the warm tent in the spring night, the joy of fish and water, very harmonious.

The next day, the little fox with a sore waist grabbed the bed sheet and cried with tears in his eyes, "The books are all lies! Woohoo, it hurts...Mingzhe, you are a bad person!"

Zhao Mingzhe rubbed the little fox's waist, "Huh? What book?"

Lu Xiu decided to pretend to be dead, but who knew that her master took out a storybook from his small cabinet next to the bed, and the story told the story of a prince and a young lady.

Zhao Mingzhe flipped through it, and looked at the little fox in surprise, "Bao'er...where did you get the book?"

"Lvxiu found it for me..."

Zhao Mingzhe nodded meaningfully, "Hey, sleep a little longer, and we'll have breakfast."

Coaxing the little fox, at the same time, "Lvxiu, Twelve, go to the study!"

Green sleeve: QAQ

Twelve: ╭(°A°`)╮

In the end, both of them were fined two months of moon silver. Looking at the prince's expression, Luxiu felt that his master was difficult to understand, and the master's husband was even more difficult to understand.

But this time...it doesn't seem to be as bad as she imagined...

(`)

At the same time, the Empress Dowager looked at the portrait of the little fox and nodded with satisfaction.

"You're looking at the portrait of your daughter-in-law again!" Taishang Huang's jealous face.

"It's great that Bo Wen can marry such a daughter-in-law!" The Empress Dowager leaned in the arms of the Supreme Emperor and said softly.

"I just want him to live healthy and healthy now..."

"Baby, to tell the truth, if your son is sent to the underworld, King Yama will not dare to accept it, right?"

"It seems to be..."

The empress dowager thought about it and thought it made sense.

Bo Wen's paralyzed face is really not flattering... Although it is my son's paper, but when it is time to seek truth from facts, the empress dowager is a person who respects science (`)

More than a month later.

The little fox is squatting next to the lotus pond in the palace with a fishing rod to catch his various rare goldfish.

Zhao Mingzhe was sitting not far away, reviewing the mission document given by Zhao Mingxi.

"Mingzhe! Mingzhe! Look, I caught it!" The little fox shouted while grabbing the beautiful goldfish.

After a while, the smell of fish came to the little fox's nose, "vomit..."

"Bao'er." Zhao Mingzhe hugged the little fox, "Come here, tell the imperial physician!"

When the little fox vomited and fainted, the imperial doctor also arrived.

This Imperial Physician is a very experienced doctor in the Imperial Hospital, but the expression on his face now does not reveal that he is highly skilled...

"How is the princess' health?"

"This..." The imperial physician hesitated as he wiggled his beard.

"But it doesn't matter."

"The old man's medical skills are not good, and the pulse detection only came out, the happy pulse..."

The little fox frowned, "Mingzhe...what's the matter with me?" The little fox who couldn't understand the professional terminology of the imperial physician was puzzled.

Zhao Mingzhe's face was serious, "The imperial doctor said, you are pregnant."

Little Fox: ╭(°A°`)╮Huh? ? ?

The author has something to say: =////=Please collect, please comment~

☆, extra one

On a morning full of birdsong and the fragrance of flowers, Rou Tuanzi got up from the bed with short limbs and uncoordinated limbs.

The chubby face was full of sleepiness, and the fleshy paws with small dimples rubbed his eyes.

"Master, you're up." Su Qianjin, who was assigned to take care of the little master, saw that Routuanzi had gotten up, and with a look, the maids rushed in one after another.

"I'm sleepy!" The flat-mouthed Xiaotuanzi looked unhappy, and ran out the door as soon as he got out of bed, running fast with his short legs.

Skillfully bypassing several porches, "Pa!" pushed open the door of the main room of the palace, "Daddy~hug~" The unhappy Xiaotuanzi struggled to climb onto King Yue's big bed.

The fleshy paw pushed away the father who was pressing on Daddy.

The little fox on the bed was panting, his face flushed.His slender legs were barely covered by the scattered clothes, and he hurriedly put on his coat.

Hugging his fleshy son, the little fox looked at Zhao Mingzhe helplessly.

"Didn't the baby promise to sleep by himself?" The little fox hugged his son tenderly, and the little friend hugged the little fox's neck, his chubby face was filled with dissatisfaction, "I miss daddy now!"

When the tender little voice said such words, the little fox's heart melted, "Daddy can't let the baby go!"

"Why don't you want a baby?" The little fox patted his son's back. This little milk bag full of milk fragrance is clingy and coquettish. I really don't know who it is for!

"You've grown up, you can't rely on your father so much." Zhao Mingzhe with an indifferent face pulled the little milk bag out of his wife's arms, serious.

"Zhao Zirui, didn't you say that you will be a man in the future?"

"Yes, but I want Daddy to hug QAQ"

"A man wouldn't behave like a little girl like this!" Sternly scolded, the little milk bag was about to turn into a little crying bag with her mouth curled up.

But thinking of being a man and not being able to cry, he held back his tears, but his nose didn't hold back, and he looked pitiful.

"Mingzhe, he's still young...not as high as your knee!" The little fox felt sorry for the child and wanted to persuade him.

Zhao Mingzhe said solemnly, "You can be unreasonable when you are young? Three years old must be eighty. No matter how young a child is, he must understand the truth. My son Zhao Mingzhe is not the kind of street rogue! How can he take possession of his father?" The wife is asleep!"

Looking at the little, fleshy kid Zhao Zirui, the little fox could only wipe his son's face with a handkerchief, "Be good, baby, when he grows up, he will definitely be a man!"

"Really? Ah Xin said I'm a fat paper..." Holding the soft flesh on his little white belly, the child became worried.

Ah Xin is Zhao Zixin, the third son of the current emperor. He has been in poor health since he was a child, although he is not thin,

But it is also a well-proportioned figure, just two months older than this child.

The fleshy Zhao Zirui lost his temper every time he was teased, but he played with Zhao Zixin every time.

He shook his son's Oujie-like arm, "Zixin just said, why do you take it seriously?"

Before the little fox started to comfort his son, he was interrupted by Lord Yue, "You are indeed fat."

The flesh on the child's face was squeezed into a ball, and he was about to cry...

"But when he grows up, he will be more like your father..." Patting his son's head, Zhao Baobao looked at his father's strong physique, and grinned foolishly with a few small white teeth.

Then, the kid who was dismissed by his father went to play with Zhao Zixin.

Zhao Mingzhe glanced at the closed door, wrapped his arms around his wife's waist, pressed the little fox onto the bed, and pinched the little fox's buttocks amidst the little fox's screams.

Biting the little fox's sensitive earlobe, "Bao'er, shall we continue?"

The little fox panted with blurred eyes, and nodded with difficulty. He was so teased that he was about to faint. Now he will agree no matter what Zhao Mingzhe says...

"Um...uh..."

At the same time, kid Zhao Zirui was proudly showing off to Zhao Zixin.

"My daddy said that when I grow up, I will be like my father!" (proud face)

Zhao Zixin imagined the appearance of his second uncle, his domineering and resolute appearance on the battlefield, and then looked at the fleshy Zhao Zirui in front of him, with his head raised and his face full of pride. Squirted out.

Beating a certain meat ball mercilessly, watching the meat ball crying and biting him... It is estimated that he will become the second uncle, he still has a long way to go way to go...

Many years later, Crying Bao Rui would still be teased by Zhao Zixin because of his soft bun image when he was a child, even though he was already the second god of death in the Jin Dynasty at that time...

☆, episode [-]

1 May I have your name?

Zhao Mingzhe (Zhao): Zhao Mingzhe.

Little Fox (Fox): Fu Baoer.

2 What is the age?

Zhao: 19

Fox: One hundred... 16, um, 16! (glances at someone Zhao)

3 gender is?

Zhao: (contemptuous face)

Fox: (frowned) Male?

4 What is your personality like?

Zhao: Gentle and kind. (All soldiers turned around collectively...we don't know anything!)

fox: cute()

5 The character of the other party?

Zhao: Innocent.

Fox: Be gentle! (`) My favorite is Mingzhe!

Zhao: (laughing face)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Zhao: When I was a teenager, I lived in the mountains

Fox: Wangfuli (.) (stupid fox with a bad memory)

7 The first impression of the other party?

Zhao: Stupid, fluffy, strange, fox.

Fox: Hmm... the majestic ones?

8 What do you like about each other?

Zhao: Clean.

Fox: I like them all! (`)

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Zhao: No.

Fox: No!

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Zhao: Good.

Fox: Mingzhe~What is compatibility?_

Zhao: Nothing, just asking if you like me.

Fox: (⊙v⊙) I like it!

11 What do you call each other?

Zhao: Bao'er.

Fox: Mingzhe~

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Zhao: Xianggong, husband, official.

Fox: (ω) Now, this is fine now!

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Zhao: Fox.Is it still necessary?

Fox: Tiger, it’s still very fierce and powerful ()

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Zhao: As long as he wants, I will give it.

Fox: Count how many nests. (*／ω＼＊)［Blushing and hiding face］

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Zhao: (Looking at the little fox enthusiastically)

Fox: Hmm...egg noodles, the kind with two!

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Zhao: No.

Fox: Don’t give me a supper (ˇˇ)

17 What is your problem?

Zhao: (contemptuous face) Will I have something wrong?

Author: =_= I think this is the problem...

Fox: Response is a bit slow (△｀)

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Zhao: I like to eat too much, and I eat too much.I still cry when I feel uncomfortable...

Fox: Don’t let me have supper (ˇˇ)

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Zhao: There is no such situation.

Fox: Don't let me eat supper!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Zhao: Supper problem.

Fox: No! <(‵▽′)>

21 How far is your relationship?

Zhao: What do you think?

Fox: (*／ω＼＊)

22 Where did two people first date?

Zhao: We date every day.

Fox: (*／ω＼＊)

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Zhao: What do you think?

Fox: (*／ω＼＊)

24 How far has it progressed then?

Zhao: (staring at the little fox)

Fox: (＊／ω＼＊) Stop asking!

25 frequent date spots?

Zhao: Various gardens in the palace.

Fox: Mmm (ω)

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Zhao: Don't tell him, surprise him.

Fox: Prepare a gift!

27 Which party confessed first?

Zhao: Me.

Fox: Me!

Author: =_=Who the hell...

Zhao: What do you think?

28 How much do you like each other?

Zhao: This question does not make any sense.

Fox: I like Mingzhe more than I like supper!

29 So, do you love each other?

Zhao: (hugging the little fox and kissing deeply)

Fox: Hmm~ Mingzhe...don't...

Author: Pay attention to the influence! (coldly covered with dog food)

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Zhao: I like you.

Fox: I don’t care what he says ╮(╯▽╰)╭

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Zhao: He won't have a chance to change his mind.

Fox: I will cry (︿) but I believe him!

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Zhao: =_=

Author: ...... Skip, skip ╮(╯▽╰)╭ahhahahahahahahahahaha

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Zhao: Go find him.

Fox: Wait until he comes (_)

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Zhao: Hmm... when I hugged my neck and said no.

Fox: (ω)

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Zhao: When I was shy, like now.

Fox: (ω) Ming, Mingzhe...

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Zhao: We are very happy together.

Fox: When you hug me and say good night (`)

39 Ever quarreled?

Zhao: Yes.

Fox: (︿) I don't want to mention...

40 What are the quarrels?

Zhao: (drawing sword)

Author: skip skip

How to reconcile after 41?

Author: Hahaha...jump again...hahaha (embarrassed face)

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Zhao: Hope.

Fox: Well, of course!

43 When do you feel loved?

Zhao: When you act like a baby with me.

Fox: When you are with me (ω)

44 What is your expression of love?

Zhao: Be more proactive.

Fox: Tell him directly

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Zhao: No.

Fox: (hugging Zhao Mingzhe, buried in his arms without looking at anyone.)

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Zhao: Lily.

Fox: Rose~

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Zhao: No.

Fox: No... (I can't hide it even if I want to.)

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Zhao: Do ​​you think I have such a thing?

fox:? ? ? ?

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Zhao: (contemptuous face) public

Fox: Public (⊙v⊙)

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Zhao: (kiss the little fox's hair) Yes.

Fox: (laughs shyly) Yes!sure!

The author has something to say: =3=

☆、Extra three

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Zhao: Attack.

Fox: accept.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Zhao: The charm of this king.

Fox: He bullied me (whispered)

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Zhao: Satisfied.

Fox: Satisfied o>///_///
54 The location of the first H?

Zhao: In the palace, on my bed.

Fox: (shy) Yes!

55 How did you feel at that time?

Zhao: Very happy.

Fox: A little shy...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Zhao: Shy.

Fox: addicted to it...

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Zhao: Bao'er, let's do it again!

Fox: (blushing and punching Zhao Mingzhe once)

58 times per week H?

Zhao: It depends on the mood.

Fox: Mingzhe said that if you want... I can do it (>/////<)

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Zhao: It's fine now.

Fox: Mmmmm!

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Zhao: It's wonderful and easy to get addicted to.

Fox: I can't control myself...

61 Your most sensitive place?

Zhao: The neck.

Fox: Waist.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Zhao: Everywhere is sensitive!

Fox: Neck...

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Zhao: Lovely, charming.

Fox: Conquering!

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Zhao: I like it.

Fox: I like it~

65 Where is H in general?

Zhao: In bed, it’s okay to change the taste once in a while!

Fox: It's fine on the bed! (>﹏<)

66 H places you want to try?

Zhao: (spreading out the map of Kyoto and thinking seriously)

Fox: (>/////<) It's good on the bed! ! !

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Zhao: Both.

Fox: (nodding)

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Zhao: There was no agreement. He had no way to think about the problem at that time!

Fox: ╭(°A°`)╮Yes, no!

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Zhao: Yes.But only him in the future!

Fox: (pushes his mouth and shakes his head)

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Zhao: No, I won't hurt him!

Fox: QAQ Mingzhe!

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Zhao: (drawing out the sword) Guess!

Fox: (Looking at Zhao Mingzhe) Is there no such possibility?

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Zhao: None.

Fox: Will be (>﹏<)

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Zhao: Kill him.

Fox: Refused!Mingzhe will kill (⊙v⊙)

Author: It seems that the little fox knows his husband very well~

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Zhao: (full of confidence) Of course!

Fox: not good at

75 What about the other party?

Zhao: He doesn't need to know it, it's enough for me to know it!With me, he doesn't have to worry about anything!

Fox: (blushing) Very, very powerful!

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Zhao: Confession.

Fox: Me too!

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Zhao: A shy expression.

Fox: Obsessed expression!

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Zhao: No, Bao'er will be sad.

Fox: (shakes head violently)

79 Are you interested in □□?

Zhao: Bao'er can try if he wants.

Fox: (⊙v⊙) What is that?

Zhao: (serious face) Movement method.

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Zhao: Just ask for it.

Fox: Will he dislike me?

81 What do you think about □□?

Zhao: Things done by incompetent people.

Fox: Bad thing!

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Zhao: There is no pain.

Fox: (shy) Me too...

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Zhao: (contemptuous face) Do you think I will be anxious?

Fox: ...anywhere other than the bed (>/////<)

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Zhao: He tempts me every day!

Fox: I didn't!You talk nonsense o>_
85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Zhao: Waves?

Fox: It’s all said and done! o>_
86 Has the attacking side ever committed any crimes?

Zhao: No.

Fox: no...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Zhao: (continues to despise attacks)

The author died =_=

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Zhao: Bao'er.

Fox: Mingzhe!

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Zhao: (increase contempt attack)

The author is gone

Did 90 use small props in H?

Zhao: Not currently, there will be room for discovery in the future!

Fox: (blushing) No!

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Zhao: (Looking at the sad face of the little fox, he began to draw his sword)

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

So this question is automatically skipped (_)

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Zhao: As long as it is him, it can be anywhere. (Looking at the little fox with a smirk)

Fox: (glaring at Zhao Mingzhe) face!

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Zhao: Whole body!

Fox: (Takes the corner of his clothes and glances at Zhao Mingzhe)

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Zhao: Dear Baoer, anywhere!

Fox: hug his neck and kiss him, he will be excited (⊙v⊙)

What will you think at 96H?

Zhao: Will Bao'er feel uncomfortable or something...

Fox: I didn't think about anything...

Author: understand understand

fox:(/////)

97 H times per night?

Zhao: It depends on the mood.

Fox: Look at Mingzhe (.)

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Zhao: Take it off by yourself, but sometimes you don’t need to take it off (serious face)

Fox: Mingzhe help me more...

What is 99 H to you?

Zhao: A beautiful thing.

Fox: What a shame!

100 Please say something to your lover

Zhao: Bao'er, it's time for lunch!

Fox: OK (*^◎^*)

The two left hand in hand...

The author has something to say: la la la la, one hundred questions about sex is my favorite to write, it feels super interesting! ! !

Still looking for comments and favorites~

☆、Extra four

The first time she met that person was at a temple fair in the world. He was clearly a prince, but he didn't look like a prince at all, squatting on the side of the road eating wontons.

The first time they spoke, he said to her, "Can you be my princess?"

It's so easy!Not many people will propose marriage when they meet for the first time, right?

But at that time, it was also her first contact with human beings, God knows what was wrong with her, and she actually agreed to that person.

I don't know if it's because the Zhao family has a natural radar for their lover. If they recognize it, they will treat that person seriously.

He was like that, and she felt that she was going to be spoiled. That person would give up fame, wealth, and even fight with his parents for her, just to marry a three-no person like her into the door. (No identity, no family, no common sense)

However, the hatred of the country and the family weighed on him, and he had to fight for the country.

She always remembered that day, he put that hairpin on her head and told her again and again, you have to wait for me, you must wait for me...

What he didn't know was that the day after he left, she went back to the mountains to take over the burden of the patriarch and raise her young brother.

The burden on two people determines that these two people have absolutely no future. If this is the case, why force it?

She will never be able to forget the three days and three nights when he came back from the battlefield and waited in front of the Fox Clan's mountain gate, because she just looked at that man for three days and three nights.

She could almost imagine that person's mood when he got that hairpin, because her heart was so painful that it was about to burst, how could he who loved her so much be relaxed?

However, there must be someone between them who let go first, it is better to let him hate her than to blame himself, at least that way, he will not forget her...

It was also from that day that she began to tie a woman's talent in a cloud bun for him.

The author has something to say: a story full of water [pretend not to find the face]

This is the end of my little fox, thanks to the little angels for their company!

【Hands Comparing Hearts】

Every little angel who reads my article patiently will become more and more cute! ! !