I tease you on purpose

Because the final exam is approaching, the school began to implement various methods to improve the overall performance of the students. For example, you must arrive at school 10 minutes early for morning reading, and walk an hour late at night to do exercises. It is necessary to make up a class, which is completely destroying Zhou Zi's marriage. There is no weekend, how can Zhou Zi hook up with Zhou Yu?

On Friday, Zhou Zi got home, put away his things, and went to the sofa.

After the phone was dialed, there was a ring and it was connected: "Hello, what's wrong with Zhou Zi?" Zhou Yu said in a flat voice.

"I have to make up lessons this week, so I can't go to your house." Zhou Zi's voice sounded a little lost.

Zhou Yu originally wanted to say that he couldn't come, so he didn't come, but who knew that the words came to his lips, but it turned into: "Then make up your lessons! If I have nothing to do, I will come to you for dinner at noon."

"Really?" Zhou Zi, who was lying on the sofa in a depressed mood, jumped up happily, and Er Nuan, who was dozing next to him, shivered in fright.

Hearing that, Zhou Yu immediately said in a happy tone, dumbfounded: "Really!"

"Then don't miss the appointment!" Zhou Zi said to Zhou Yu coquettishly.

"Okay, pack up and go to bed quickly, there is class tomorrow!"

Zhou Zi turned off the light in the living room, walked into the bedroom, lay straight on the bed, and sighed comfortably, "Zhou Yu, I'm already lying on the bed."

"Then go to bed early!"

Just when Zhou Yu was about to hang up the phone, a sentence came from his ear: "Zhou Yu, I will miss you."

Hearing the sour words, Zhou Yu smiled and scolded Zhou Zi: "I miss you, I'll sleep with you!" Then he hung up the phone without paying attention to Zhou Zi.

Seeing that Zhou Zi had hung up the phone, he smiled foolishly. Zhou Yu seemed shy just now, right?In the blink of an eye, I happened to see a blank piece on the wall, turned my mind, and immediately came up with an idea.

The next day, Zhou Zi woke up naturally after sleeping, looked at the alarm clock beside the bed, and sat up abruptly. He still had class today, and the key point was that there was still Old Man Ma’s class. Going to harass Zhou Yu.

Zhou Zi got up in a hurry, dressed and washed, ran to school before breakfast, and finally arrived at the class before old man Ma's roll call.

Because he didn't eat breakfast, Zhou Zi was a bit sleepy this morning. After the last class in the morning, Zhou Zi lay down on the table directly.

Hao Ming walked behind Zhou Zi: "Are you not eating?"

"I'm too lazy to move, if you go to eat, bring me one!"

"That!"

After Hao Ming left, Zhou Zi lay motionless on the table, his face buried in the open book. After a while, someone sat down beside him. Zhou Zi wondered why Hao Ming came back so quickly, so he didn't lift his head. He asked, "Why did you come back so soon, what meal did you bring me?"

After a while, Zhou Zi didn't hear the sound, and then realized something was wrong, he hurriedly raised his head and looked beside him, it turned out to be Zhou Yu.

"How did you come?"

"You forgot what I said yesterday, come to eat with you!"

"Oh."

Zhou Zi got up and took Zhou Yu downstairs. When he reached the stairs, he remembered to ask, "Why didn't you call me? You came up to find me?"

Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Zi, who had a bad face, and said, "I called you several times, but you didn't answer, and then came up directly."

"Did you call me?" Zhou Zi touched his pocket as he spoke, and suddenly remembered that he left in a hurry this morning and forgot to bring it, "I forgot my mobile phone at home." Zhou Zi looked at Zhou Yu in embarrassment .

"Fortunately, I know which class you are in, otherwise today would be in vain." Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Zi's embarrassed look, and smiled helplessly.

"How do you know what class I'm in?"

Zhou Yu didn't answer Zhou Zi's question, but just looked at Zhou Zi and smiled. Zhou Zi saw Zhou Yu's malicious smile, and immediately realized that Zhou Yu had held a parent-teacher meeting for him some time ago.

Zhou Yu stopped teasing Zhou Zi, and asked Zhou Zi, "Why don't you go to eat?"

"Waiting for you! If I go to eat, you probably really came for nothing."

"You have completely forgotten that I am coming to you for dinner, okay!"

"I lied to you." Zhou Zi said as he turned around and walked backwards, smiling at Zhou Yu.

"..."

Zhou Yu stopped talking and continued to walk forward. Looking at Zhou Zi who was still walking backwards, suddenly Zhou Yu's expression changed slightly, and he took a step forward and said, "Zhou Zi, be careful, there is a car ahead."

Zhou Zi staggered in fright, almost fell to the ground, looked back, and heard Zhou Yu say in his ear, "I lied to you!"

"..."

Zhou Yu stepped over Zhou Yu, walked towards the gate with a smile, Zhou Zi looked at Zhou Yu's back with a smile on his face, and hurried to Zhou Yu, "Zhou Yu!"

Then he jumped directly onto Zhou Yu's back. Zhou Zi was stopped by Zhou Zi's footsteps, and both of them almost fell to the ground. Zhou Yu didn't shake Zhou Zi off, but just patted Zhou Zi's ass hard through his pants.

Zhou Zi lay beside Zhou Yu's ear, blew into Zhou Yu's right ear, and said in a slightly lowered voice, "For a man who likes men, his buttocks are equivalent to a woman's breasts, and they should not be touched lightly. You know If you want to touch...you...just...be my boyfriend!"

"..."

"Ah, my ass!" Zhou Yu directly threw Zhou Zi to the ground. No matter how Zhou Zi shouted behind him, he kept walking outside. In fact, if you look carefully at Zhou Yu, you can see Zhou Yu's ears slightly flushing...

Zhou Yu found a Sichuan restaurant near the school, and the two of them ate happily, Zhou Yu walked over to pay the money, and led Zhou Zi out of the restaurant.

On the way back to school, Zhou Yu helplessly looked at Zhou Zi who was next to him like a dog skin plaster. When he saw the sign of Zhou Zi's school gate, Zhou Yu reached out and pulled Zhou Zi's hand holding his arm away, and raised his head to signal: you can go.

Zhou Zi looked at Zhou Yu pitifully, as if going back with Zhou Yu!

Zhou Zi took a few steps forward, looked back at Zhou Yu still standing there, took a few more steps forward, and then sprinted and ran to Zhou Yu in the opposite direction. He just wanted to take the opportunity to attack Zhou Yu again, but he still His mouth was about to touch Zhou Yu's face, but Zhou Yu blocked it with his hands. Zhou Zi couldn't move forward, so he really left.

"After school tonight, you have to come pick me up!" Before leaving, she said coquettishly to Zhou Yu.

"..."

When Zhou Zi returned to his class, he saw a box of lunch on the table, and immediately remembered that it was a meal brought to him by Hao Ming, but when he saw Zhou Yu, he forgot about it.

Zhou Zi took the boxed lunch, walked to Hao Ming's side, and put it directly on Hao Ming's table. Looking at Hao Ming's puzzled face, Zhou Zi dragged and said, "Thank you for bringing me the lunch. This is a thank you gift!"

Hao Ming: "..." Zhou Zi, are you sure you're insane?

In the evening, Zhou Zi cleaned up very slowly. When he left, it was already a little dark. Zhou Zi went downstairs slowly and walked towards the school gate in a comfortable way.

When he saw a familiar figure from the back at the school gate, Zhou Zi quietly walked behind Zhou Yu, but just as he was about to startle Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu turned his head to look at Zhou Zi expressionlessly, and Zhou Zi raised his hand in fright. Just maintaining the original state, Zhou Yu stretched out his hand to put Zhou Zi's hand down, and restored his smile.

"You know I'm here?"

Zhou Yu didn't speak, and pointed to the shadow on the ground.

The two sat in Zhou Yu's car, Zhou Zi opened the car window, the cold wind blew in slightly, Zhou Zi shivered, and closed it again.

"Zhou Zi, let me use your mobile phone."

Zhou Yu didn't think too much, so he took out the phone and handed it to Zhou Zi. Zhou Zi fumbled on Zhou Yu's phone, as if he finally found what he wanted, and returned the phone to Zhou Yu soon.

"What did you do?"

"you guess?"

Taking advantage of the red light, Zhou Yu turned on his phone and looked, "Why do you want my photo?"

"Hang on my wall."

"Why are you hanging my picture on the wall?"

Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Zi's malicious smile, and had a bad feeling in his heart.

"The Buddha said: Do not speak."

It can't be said to go to his grandma, Zhou Yu used his feet to think about it and knew that Zhou Zi must be up to no good.

Zhou Yu sent Zhou Zi downstairs at home, just about to say that I won't go in, when Zhou Yu said, "Zhou Yu, sleep at my house tonight!"

"Why am I sleeping at your house? It's not like I don't have a home."

Zhou Zi looked at Zhou Yu slightly dissatisfied, with big eyes drooping slightly, looking pitifully at Zhou Yu: "I won't be able to get up if you're not here on weekends."

Just as Zhou Yu was about to speak, Zhou Zi lowered his voice and said, "If I can't get up, I won't be able to eat breakfast, and then I won't want to eat at noon tomorrow, Zhou Yu~"

"..."

Then Zhou Yu sat on the sofa at Zhou Zi's house with Er Nuan, staring at him, listening to Zhou Zi's yell in the kitchen: "Zhou Yu, play with Er Nuan first."

Zhou Yu: What should I do if I'm always so soft-hearted?

The author has something to say:

The real purpose of Zhou Zihang Zhou Yu's photo is as follows:

One night, Zhou Zi tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, he stretched out his hand to turn on the bedside lamp irritably, looked at the wall, Zhou Yu, who was smiling beautifully, involuntarily poked his hand into the bed, and then... (undescribable)

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Say something to everyone, just sit back and wait for the molestation!Boom... (The author who caught a shy ejaculation)