Brother Chasing Wife [Tianlong]

It was easy to find Duan Zhengchun, but it took a lot of trouble to get to Xiaojing Lake.The first was that Duan Yu couldn't walk fast, which could have been solved by buying two horses.Leaving Dali this time, Xiao Feng brought enough gold and silver bills, anyway he came out to save the eldest son of Dali, so it is not too much to take some belongings from Zhennan Palace.There is enough money to buy horses, but Jiangnan and Dali are generally flooded, and there are often transitions several times a day, and it is very inconvenient to carry horses. In the end, this method was rejected by reality.The second is that the route to Xiaojing Lake is very tortuous. Although Xiao Feng went there once in his previous life, that place was a sad place for him. , it is very difficult.

Xiao Feng walked all the way and thought back, only after three or four detours did he remember that the place was close to Xinyang.This is another annoying place, where that vicious woman Kang Min deceived him and A'Zhu, and finally made him regret it for the rest of his life.Fortunately, this time, Ma Dayuan became the gang leader and moved to the chief helm, and Kang Min naturally followed, finally made Xiao Feng not so disgusted with this land.

Entering Xinyang City on this day, Xiao Feng immediately found an inn and asked for a room for Duan Yu to rest.Along the way, Duan Yu was very embarrassed because he delayed the trip a few times, not to mention his father was the one he was looking for, so he couldn't keep his mouth shut.Gritting his teeth and enduring it for a few days, Duan Yu's legs were already sore and weak, and he almost dragged forward.Every day when I was at the peak, it was difficult for Duan Yu to get up by himself as soon as he sat down. From the waist down, it seemed that he was separated from him, and he basically couldn't feel it.I was so tired that I even reduced my appetite a lot.This Xiao Feng couldn't understand, the more tired he was, the more he could eat and drink, with wine and meat, it didn't matter if he didn't sleep for a few days.But Duan Yu was the opposite of him, he was extremely tired, he fell asleep one after another, he didn't touch water for three to five days, but he was full of energy as if he had slept enough.At first, Xiao Feng was taken aback by his behavior like this, he didn't open his eyes and didn't make a sound for two days and two nights, if it wasn't for his breathing and pulse, Xiao Feng almost thought that this precious and spoiled little brother was exhausted to death.Fortunately, on the third morning, Duan Yu sat up like a corpse, asked for a bowl of bibimbap with sleepy eyes, took a big bite, threw the bowl down and went back to sleep.After being frightened by this, Xiao Feng remembered that every three or four days of walking, he had to arrange a big rest, he thought, it is reasonable for the imperial court to arrange a rest day every three or five days.It is estimated that aristocratic children like Yu'er are used to sleeping with their heads covered every now and then. Once their daily routine is disrupted, they are prone to various strange symptoms.

Duan Yu was roughly cut, washed his head, face, hands and feet, and stuffed into the quilt - Duan Shizi remained in a vegetative state throughout the whole process - Xiao Feng sweated a little by himself, so he simply asked Xiaoer to fetch water to take a bath, and asked him to buy it again Put on cloth clothes.After washing, he became more and more sleepy, Xiao Feng simply came downstairs with half-dried wet hair, saw several guests eating and drinking, smelling the aroma of wine, the glutton in his stomach became active again.Xiao Feng looked upstairs, he was sure that Duan Yu would not wake up for a day, so he safely ordered ten catties of wine, ready to drink to his heart's content.Thinking of Duan Yu nagging him many times not to drink on an empty stomach, Xiao Feng asked Xiao Er to serve another catty of beef and a big bowl of noodle soup.

While drinking, Xiao Feng called the bartender to inquire about the location of Fang Zhulin in Xiaojing Lake. The bartender was a well-known local gossip guy, and when he opened his mouth without stopping, Xiao Feng was extremely impatient. He finally heard him finish the specific route, and immediately After giving the reward, he will be sent away.But the bartender saw that the guests were generous and gave generous rewards, so he was even more unwilling to stop talking. He offered various suggestions, trying to please the guests and get some rewards, "My lord, there is a wilderness around the small mirror lake, there is nothing to see. Yes. If you want to visit the scenery and see the pavilions and pavilions in the gardens of our rich families, it will be an eye-opener for you..." Xiao Feng waved his hand to tell him not to be wordy, the man pursed his mouth, still unwilling to rest for a while, let's go If you are far away, you can still hear the buzzing sound like wild bees flying: "I have said it all, that place is not beautiful, but I want to go, I want to go, and I don't want to see the good scenery, and I spend money to inquire about it. People are stupid and have a lot of money." ..." Xiao Feng slapped the table heavily: "If you keep talking, I, a fool, will ask for the money back." The bartender immediately shut up, and disappeared between the tables and chairs with a speed as easy as kung fu.

In the afternoon, Duan Yu woke up for a round and got up to look for food.Xiao Feng then told him the situation and the route he had inquired one by one, Duan Yu was so stuffed with food that he couldn't spare any time to answer, he just hummed twice, and then devoted himself wholeheartedly to the battle with the bowls and chopsticks went.Xiao Feng watched Duan Yu's eating appearance more and more towards the brothers of the beggar gang, and suddenly felt an inexplicable guilty conscience—is he bringing the dignified prince of Dali under his wing?Think about it, in the future when Duan Yu ascends the throne, he will gobble up the envoys from other countries who came to congratulate him... Xiao Feng unconsciously shook his goosebumps, hoping that Emperor Baoding and King Zhennan would not come to him because of this trouble.

"The Beggar's Future Five-Bag Disciple Edition" Duan Shizi remembers noble etiquette only after eating and drinking. Green bamboo silk handkerchief, wipe off the shiny and shiny water chestnut lips, and then gently destroy the corpse and eliminate the traces of the handkerchief.Xiao Feng looked at his wide eyes and thought it was very funny, and thought, Yu'er is really more and more childish and cute.Using the Dragon Capture Kungfu, he sucked the handkerchief that Duan Yu threw away under the table into his palm, Xiao Feng thought, throw away such a good thing, and wipe his mouth some other day. Without the soft handkerchief, buy those rough ones now. The sackcloth film, didn't it scratch his tender skin?So, he folded the handkerchief in two, stuffed it into his belt and put it away.

Duan Xiaoyu, who felt that he had already tidied up, made a "swish", unfolded the folding fan that was necessary for carrying a fork, and shook it lightly.The posture is very elegant, and the shape is very noble. If you haven't seen him eating like he almost ate the plate a minute ago, it's definitely a son of a chaotic family.Xiao Feng kindly turned his head away, not letting Duan Yu face him with a smile.

Duan Xiaoyu, who still doesn't know how many heart-warming jokes he has provided to his elder brother, is thinking about how to tear down the stage for the old man who does not repair, and at the same time makes the fan bigger to help reduce the fire - the more he thinks about it, the more angry he gets.He was captured by a foreign monk and taken to the Central Plains, where his life and death are unknown, why did his father have the leisure to meet his mistress?Originally, Duan Yu didn't want to care about how many beauties his father had outside. People in the royal families of all countries accepted concubines. Although Duan Yu was young, he was also a man. My mother took care of stealing food everywhere but didn't dare to bring it back, Duan Yu still sympathized with him in his heart, he has always given three points of face and two points of respect to his father's various concubine.Of course, there are not many women in Dali who can make Duan Shizi save face.That's all, if his father takes him to meet those aunts, Duan Xiaoyu thinks that he is personable and gentle, and he can still get along with him friendly.But his father went to see his lover regardless of his life or death, Duan Xiaoyu was very dissatisfied, thinking, father, you are really going too far, my elder brother knows to come to me first, but you are a father who slipped away halfway It's not giving me face to meet a beauty.Since you don't give me face, then I won't give...you woman face.Duan Xiaoyu naively appointed a revenge plan, and his father could not disobey it, but he didn't have to be too polite about his father's concubine.He is high-spirited and upright, and doesn't care about women, but the word aunt, this woman has no chance to hear, and Duan Xiaoyu grinds his teeth to see if he doesn't pass the letter to his mother Feige immediately.Smelly old man, I told you to be free and unrestrained.

Duan Shizi has a big brain, so he rushed to do it when he thought of it, but Xiao Feng persuaded him anyway: "Yu'er, Yu'er, be obedient, don't worry, see your father first and then think about sending a letter to your mother, okay? If your father is not in Xiaojinghu, wouldn’t your mother be exhausted?” Duan Xiaoyu was wrapped in Xiao Feng’s arms, sitting on the stool in front of him, still complaining angrily: “Daddy is really... It's really..." How come there isn't a more subtle word that can modify his father's unreliable and out of tune?Xiao Feng gave Duan Yu a favor, thinking: I can understand your anger, but father is father, no matter how angry you are, you still have to obey, not to mention anything else, his father cheated him into the Shaolin Temple Three years.But after all, Father Xiao shared joys and sorrows with his son. Thinking about it this way, this Yu'er is really pitiful.Xiao Feng comforted him and said: "How about this, next time your father is taken away, let's go and play with Miss Zhong, and let him not look for it for a while."

Duan Yu grasped the point keenly: "Brother, why do you want to play with Miss Zhong?"Miss Zhong is no fun, is there any fun with him?He can do this and that, and he can do that and that, well-behaved and obedient, soft and cuddly, why doesn't the eldest brother play with him?

Xiao Feng felt very innocent, he didn't know much about the girl's family, he mentioned Zhong Ling because she was Duan Yu's sister, and her name only had two characters, so it was easier to pronounce than the three characters Mu Wanqing, I just mentioned it casually, but I don't know what kind of nerve Duan Shizi violated, and he was persistent, trying to get him to make an evaluation for Miss Zhong in various oblique ways.

Just because of the small vinegar circle that Duan Shizi didn't know to overthrow, the two of them tossed about in that inn for five full days, Duan Yu was inexplicably stubborn, Xiao Feng didn't know why he kept thinking about Zhong Ling, and he was not happy to go to him father.But Duan Shizi is a well-bred person after all, his words are polite and connotative, Xiao Feng didn't understand him at all.And he really didn't think about Zhong Ling all the time, but just to coax Duan Yu and give an example to illustrate his common hatred, he casually found such a person to compare with Duan Zhengchun's blossoming peach blossoms.Afterwards Xiao Feng also reviewed for a while, Miss Zhong is Duan Yu's sister, is it inappropriate to compare her with Prince Duan's mistress, but this is not the case!Book!No!yes!Heavy! !point! !In fact, the more he expressed his polite apology to Zhong Ling, the more jealous Duan Yu became. Therefore, during those few days, the guests living in this store had three meals and midnight snacks that were sour. Slippery chicken nuggets automatically turn into vinegar chicken nuggets, one bite of fish in sour soup can make people cry for three days, even the rice has such a subtle sour... The population turnover of the inn has dropped sharply.

On the sixth day, the shopkeeper with a stern face appeared in front of the door of Tianzi No. [-], with the abacus in his left hand and the bill in his right: "You two, please go out and turn right when you are sour enough, the shop will not serve you anymore. "

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Akyin threw a landmine to celebrate the prelude to abuse Duan Zhengchun? !