Brother Chasing Wife [Tianlong]
Chapter 24 The So-Called Misunderstanding
After the God of Crocodile in the South China Sea finally ran out of words and automatically silenced himself, Duan Yu found a chance to speak: "Seriously, Senior Yue, you should go back to Wan Crocodile Island in the South China Sea. As far as your ability is concerned, just follow my literary master It’s not enough to watch battles, let alone my martial arts master?” His words are true, his masters are all well-educated Confucianists, great virtuous monks, and in terms of eloquence, which one is not ten times better than the South Sea Crocodile God?Swearing sounds like boasting, but if you meet someone with a low level of education, you will be happy to listen to it.
The God of Crocodile of the South China Sea was weak and continued to scold: "Tell your shit master to come out and show me a few hands."
Duan Yu squinted at Xiao Feng, blinking his eyes to convey the signal "Brother, accept me!" Unfortunately, Xiao Feng and his brain waves are not on the same channel, and the reception is poor.
Duan Yu was helpless, curled his lips and said: "My master is not here, if you want to see it, just go home with me and have a look." His idea was to go back to the Zhennan Palace, where there are so many masters, he will pull anyone out to shock Zhennanhai Crocodile God, lest he always entangle himself indiscriminately.As for himself running away from home, he can't care so much at this time.The big deal is to ask mom before going home, as long as mom is willing to go home, dad has no time to argue with him.Besides, there are uncles and aunts when he goes back, they have always spoiled him, even for the sake of uncles and aunts, Dad will not spare him.Duan Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and secretly teased the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea: When we return to Dali, the three men and four guards, plus my Uncle Gao (Shan Chanhou), must beat you back to Wan Crocodile Island.
After all, Duan Xiaoyu just hasn't realized how good his elder brother's martial arts are.He was full of fear that he would suffer a disadvantage in a match with the God of South Sea Crocodile!
South Sea Crocodile God is fearless, there is no place in this world that he dare not go.What's more, he wanted to accept Duan Yu as his apprentice and strengthen the Nanhai faction, so he didn't care about whether Duan Yu would be a trap if he wanted to lure him home, so he shouted: "Go, go, let me go to your house, and break it. To the neck of your 'shit master'."
Duan Yu leaned closer to Xiao Feng, suppressed a smile, and said in a barely audible voice: "If he really goes to my house, he will be in bad luck." Laughter made her small body tremble like a fallen leaf in the wind.
The warm breath sprayed on Xiao Feng's ears, it was numb, Xiao Feng took Duan Yu's small hand that was wrapped around his ear for whispering, pulled it down, held it in his palm, and said with a smile: "You should go home too. Go, I have been naughty for these days, and I still don't know how your parents will worry." Duan Yu lowered his head in embarrassment, his cheeks flushed slightly.
The Crocodile God of the South China Sea had already packed up the crocodile scissors and the crocodile tail whip, and was ready to go. Seeing that Xiao Duan and the others were just talking and not going forward to lead the way, he became extremely impatient and yelled domineeringly: "Should we go? Should we go?" ? That big bastard, if you talk too much and delay my important business, I will cut off your tongue."
Duan Yu was startled, and hastily stretched out his hand to cover Xiao Feng's mouth, for fear that the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea would take out the crocodile scissors to cut off his elder brother's tongue if he told the truth.Xiao Feng's heart became hot, his brother's own martial arts are low or none, yet he still defends him like this.
South Sea Crocodile God urged again: "Fuck, hurry up. Where is your home, tell me quickly."
Duan Yu was unwilling to talk to him in every possible way, he just said casually: "I have to go down this cliff first before I can recognize the way."
South Sea Crocodile God thought for a moment: "That's reasonable, so let's go down quickly."
Duan Yu said: "I won't go down." Turning his head to see the girl in black, he said again: "This girl is injured, so she can't go down either."
South Sea Crocodile God cursed: "You don't know how to get down, I will take you down by myself. But why do you care about that little girl?"
Duan Yu said casually: "This girl killed the 'Little Fiend' Sun Sanba, saving you the trouble of doing it yourself, shouldn't you thank her?"
South Sea Crocodile was stunned: "That's reasonable, so let's take her down together." Seeing Duan Yu talking nonsense, South Sea Crocodile obeyed, Xiao Feng and the girl laughed secretly.
Right now, South Sea Crocodile God is about to come to pull Duan Yu, Xiao Feng pushed him behind his back, refused: "I will take my brother down the mountain." Turning around, he said to the girl: "Miss, would you like to go down with him?" Then, he pointed to the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea.South Sea Crocodile God was very angry at Xiao Feng's disrespectful behavior of pointing a finger at him, he opened a pair of small eyes, revealing a fierce light.
The God Crocodile of the South China Sea looks vulgar, ugly, and sloppy, with dirty and ragged clothes and pants, and the color is hard to distinguish.The ten fingers are pointed and long, like chicken feet.His facial features, body and limbs, and even his attire were all inappropriate to the extreme.Of course the girl was unwilling, but she was seriously injured, and it was difficult for her to go down the mountain alone, so she stayed here all the time, fearing that she would starve to death on the cliff before her injury recovered.But she was stubborn by nature, she didn't want to open her mouth to ask Xiao Feng, so she hesitated to say anything, but she glanced at Duan Yu from time to time.
Influenced by his mother sword Baifeng, Duan Yu is very tolerant and considerate to women.Because Dao Baifeng belongs to the Baiyi tribe and pays attention to the equality of men and women, so in Zhennan Palace, she never obeys Duan Zhengchun just because she is a woman, and treats Duan Yu as a son. Needless to say, but there are a lot of restrictions, especially he is not allowed to despise women.Duan Yu has been disciplined for 19 years, and he has already formed a habit. When facing women, he loves as much as he can, and humility as much as he can. He is really domineering and unreasonable.Seeing the embarrassed look in the girl's eyes, he immediately felt a purely instinctive heroism in his chest, and said loudly: "Girl, if you don't want to be with Senior Yue, let my elder brother take you. I'll go down the mountain with him." " After finishing speaking, he held his head high and looked like a hero who was going to sacrifice himself, and he was about to walk to the God of Crocodile in the South China Sea.
Xiao Feng pulled him back, and gave a long laugh: "Eldest brother, it's not troublesome to take two people at the same time." After saying that, he threw Duan Yu on his back, and said: "Hold tight, don't fall down." The girl in black stretched out her hand and said, "If you don't mind, girl, please hold my arm tightly." The girl paused for a moment, then lowered her head, saluted, and said, "Thank you for this hero, Mu Wanqing appreciates it." Keep it in mind."
Duan Yu broke out in a daze, leaned on Xiao Feng's shoulder and interjected: "Shuimu Qinghua, Wanxi Qingyang. Good surname, good name." Then he looked at Xiao Feng, wanting to hear his evaluation, but he saw Xiao Feng's expression was in a daze for a moment , although it turned back immediately, but that scene fell in Duan Yu's eyes, so he had to think about it.
Xiao Feng was stunned because he heard Mu Wanqing self-reported her name and recognized her as Duan Yu's other younger sister, but in Duan Yu's view, it was because of Miss Mu's beautiful name that he lost his mind.I remembered that when I applied the medicine to Miss Mu, I saw that her skin was white, smooth and delicate. I think she should be a stunning beauty. The heroic spirit of a big brother should be matched with a stunning beauty.When Duan Yu thought about it, he felt sore in his heart, and when he saw Mu Wanqing reached out to hold Xiao Feng's arm, he immediately regretted inviting her to go down the mountain together.But as soon as this idea appeared, Duan Yu was taken aback by himself: Why do I always have such thoughts?It was like this with Miss Zhong that day, and it is the same with Miss Mu now.Could it be that, as long as the elder brother is interested in any girl, he... Duan Yu suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself, shouting: "No, no, how can I, how can I, fall in love with the elder brother..."
Bearing Duan Yu on his shoulders, Xiao Feng took Mu Wanqing to the edge of the cliff, and the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea kept making "tsk tsk" and "beep" to express his impatience.Xiao Feng raised his true energy, and was about to jump down, but suddenly he heard Duan Yu yell, "I like Big Brother..." He staggered suddenly.He had already raised his left foot, ready to step into the void and fall quickly with kung fu such as "thousand catty fall".Unexpectedly, given Duan Yu's shock, he fell down before he was ready.He is superb in martial arts, even if he stumbles for a while, it doesn't matter, the cliff is so high, he can always find a chance to balance himself during the fall, although Mu Wanqing's martial arts skills are not as good as his, but he has some knowledge, so he doesn't panic.Only Duan Yu, suddenly weightless and falling, his heart was about to jump out, he couldn't care about any messy thoughts for a while, and instinctively opened his throat, completely showing what a rookie in martial arts should do at this time Performance: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
The God of Crocodile of the South China Sea stood blankly on the edge of the cliff, resting his chin in one hand, and said to himself: "My apprentice still has such weird hobbies! I don't like pretty girls, I pick them all. They are some kind of shitty people. Forget it, forget it, he is my disciple anyway, who cares if he likes men or not, a member of the Nanhai sect? If others disagree, I will naturally support him. "Suddenly his thoughts changed, "Jie Jie" laughed strangely: "That big bastard, how dare he pass over my head without knowing what is good or bad. He should have been beaten to kneel on the ground and kowtow to Lao Tzu a hundred times, or he should have knocked him down." The seeds of the head were cut off, but hey, it turns out that my apprentice likes him. Then I will ask him to be my apprentice's wife, so that he will be a generation lower than me! Haha, this The idea is brilliant." Thinking of the picture of Xiao Feng respectfully calling him "Master" one day, the South Sea Crocodile God, who was so happy in his mind, shouted loudly at the bottom of the bottomless cliff: "Teacher, you worship me as your father!" After mastering, master, I will take that big man for you to be... this... Damn, is he going to be your wife, or you are going to be his wife. Asshole apprentice, you should explain it to me!" The screaming God Crocodile of the South China Sea chased after him and jumped down. On the empty cliff, a gust of cold wind swept up the fine dust on the ground and wiped away all traces...
The God of Crocodile of the South China Sea was weak and continued to scold: "Tell your shit master to come out and show me a few hands."
Duan Yu squinted at Xiao Feng, blinking his eyes to convey the signal "Brother, accept me!" Unfortunately, Xiao Feng and his brain waves are not on the same channel, and the reception is poor.
Duan Yu was helpless, curled his lips and said: "My master is not here, if you want to see it, just go home with me and have a look." His idea was to go back to the Zhennan Palace, where there are so many masters, he will pull anyone out to shock Zhennanhai Crocodile God, lest he always entangle himself indiscriminately.As for himself running away from home, he can't care so much at this time.The big deal is to ask mom before going home, as long as mom is willing to go home, dad has no time to argue with him.Besides, there are uncles and aunts when he goes back, they have always spoiled him, even for the sake of uncles and aunts, Dad will not spare him.Duan Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and secretly teased the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea: When we return to Dali, the three men and four guards, plus my Uncle Gao (Shan Chanhou), must beat you back to Wan Crocodile Island.
After all, Duan Xiaoyu just hasn't realized how good his elder brother's martial arts are.He was full of fear that he would suffer a disadvantage in a match with the God of South Sea Crocodile!
South Sea Crocodile God is fearless, there is no place in this world that he dare not go.What's more, he wanted to accept Duan Yu as his apprentice and strengthen the Nanhai faction, so he didn't care about whether Duan Yu would be a trap if he wanted to lure him home, so he shouted: "Go, go, let me go to your house, and break it. To the neck of your 'shit master'."
Duan Yu leaned closer to Xiao Feng, suppressed a smile, and said in a barely audible voice: "If he really goes to my house, he will be in bad luck." Laughter made her small body tremble like a fallen leaf in the wind.
The warm breath sprayed on Xiao Feng's ears, it was numb, Xiao Feng took Duan Yu's small hand that was wrapped around his ear for whispering, pulled it down, held it in his palm, and said with a smile: "You should go home too. Go, I have been naughty for these days, and I still don't know how your parents will worry." Duan Yu lowered his head in embarrassment, his cheeks flushed slightly.
The Crocodile God of the South China Sea had already packed up the crocodile scissors and the crocodile tail whip, and was ready to go. Seeing that Xiao Duan and the others were just talking and not going forward to lead the way, he became extremely impatient and yelled domineeringly: "Should we go? Should we go?" ? That big bastard, if you talk too much and delay my important business, I will cut off your tongue."
Duan Yu was startled, and hastily stretched out his hand to cover Xiao Feng's mouth, for fear that the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea would take out the crocodile scissors to cut off his elder brother's tongue if he told the truth.Xiao Feng's heart became hot, his brother's own martial arts are low or none, yet he still defends him like this.
South Sea Crocodile God urged again: "Fuck, hurry up. Where is your home, tell me quickly."
Duan Yu was unwilling to talk to him in every possible way, he just said casually: "I have to go down this cliff first before I can recognize the way."
South Sea Crocodile God thought for a moment: "That's reasonable, so let's go down quickly."
Duan Yu said: "I won't go down." Turning his head to see the girl in black, he said again: "This girl is injured, so she can't go down either."
South Sea Crocodile God cursed: "You don't know how to get down, I will take you down by myself. But why do you care about that little girl?"
Duan Yu said casually: "This girl killed the 'Little Fiend' Sun Sanba, saving you the trouble of doing it yourself, shouldn't you thank her?"
South Sea Crocodile was stunned: "That's reasonable, so let's take her down together." Seeing Duan Yu talking nonsense, South Sea Crocodile obeyed, Xiao Feng and the girl laughed secretly.
Right now, South Sea Crocodile God is about to come to pull Duan Yu, Xiao Feng pushed him behind his back, refused: "I will take my brother down the mountain." Turning around, he said to the girl: "Miss, would you like to go down with him?" Then, he pointed to the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea.South Sea Crocodile God was very angry at Xiao Feng's disrespectful behavior of pointing a finger at him, he opened a pair of small eyes, revealing a fierce light.
The God Crocodile of the South China Sea looks vulgar, ugly, and sloppy, with dirty and ragged clothes and pants, and the color is hard to distinguish.The ten fingers are pointed and long, like chicken feet.His facial features, body and limbs, and even his attire were all inappropriate to the extreme.Of course the girl was unwilling, but she was seriously injured, and it was difficult for her to go down the mountain alone, so she stayed here all the time, fearing that she would starve to death on the cliff before her injury recovered.But she was stubborn by nature, she didn't want to open her mouth to ask Xiao Feng, so she hesitated to say anything, but she glanced at Duan Yu from time to time.
Influenced by his mother sword Baifeng, Duan Yu is very tolerant and considerate to women.Because Dao Baifeng belongs to the Baiyi tribe and pays attention to the equality of men and women, so in Zhennan Palace, she never obeys Duan Zhengchun just because she is a woman, and treats Duan Yu as a son. Needless to say, but there are a lot of restrictions, especially he is not allowed to despise women.Duan Yu has been disciplined for 19 years, and he has already formed a habit. When facing women, he loves as much as he can, and humility as much as he can. He is really domineering and unreasonable.Seeing the embarrassed look in the girl's eyes, he immediately felt a purely instinctive heroism in his chest, and said loudly: "Girl, if you don't want to be with Senior Yue, let my elder brother take you. I'll go down the mountain with him." " After finishing speaking, he held his head high and looked like a hero who was going to sacrifice himself, and he was about to walk to the God of Crocodile in the South China Sea.
Xiao Feng pulled him back, and gave a long laugh: "Eldest brother, it's not troublesome to take two people at the same time." After saying that, he threw Duan Yu on his back, and said: "Hold tight, don't fall down." The girl in black stretched out her hand and said, "If you don't mind, girl, please hold my arm tightly." The girl paused for a moment, then lowered her head, saluted, and said, "Thank you for this hero, Mu Wanqing appreciates it." Keep it in mind."
Duan Yu broke out in a daze, leaned on Xiao Feng's shoulder and interjected: "Shuimu Qinghua, Wanxi Qingyang. Good surname, good name." Then he looked at Xiao Feng, wanting to hear his evaluation, but he saw Xiao Feng's expression was in a daze for a moment , although it turned back immediately, but that scene fell in Duan Yu's eyes, so he had to think about it.
Xiao Feng was stunned because he heard Mu Wanqing self-reported her name and recognized her as Duan Yu's other younger sister, but in Duan Yu's view, it was because of Miss Mu's beautiful name that he lost his mind.I remembered that when I applied the medicine to Miss Mu, I saw that her skin was white, smooth and delicate. I think she should be a stunning beauty. The heroic spirit of a big brother should be matched with a stunning beauty.When Duan Yu thought about it, he felt sore in his heart, and when he saw Mu Wanqing reached out to hold Xiao Feng's arm, he immediately regretted inviting her to go down the mountain together.But as soon as this idea appeared, Duan Yu was taken aback by himself: Why do I always have such thoughts?It was like this with Miss Zhong that day, and it is the same with Miss Mu now.Could it be that, as long as the elder brother is interested in any girl, he... Duan Yu suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself, shouting: "No, no, how can I, how can I, fall in love with the elder brother..."
Bearing Duan Yu on his shoulders, Xiao Feng took Mu Wanqing to the edge of the cliff, and the God of Crocodile of the South China Sea kept making "tsk tsk" and "beep" to express his impatience.Xiao Feng raised his true energy, and was about to jump down, but suddenly he heard Duan Yu yell, "I like Big Brother..." He staggered suddenly.He had already raised his left foot, ready to step into the void and fall quickly with kung fu such as "thousand catty fall".Unexpectedly, given Duan Yu's shock, he fell down before he was ready.He is superb in martial arts, even if he stumbles for a while, it doesn't matter, the cliff is so high, he can always find a chance to balance himself during the fall, although Mu Wanqing's martial arts skills are not as good as his, but he has some knowledge, so he doesn't panic.Only Duan Yu, suddenly weightless and falling, his heart was about to jump out, he couldn't care about any messy thoughts for a while, and instinctively opened his throat, completely showing what a rookie in martial arts should do at this time Performance: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
The God of Crocodile of the South China Sea stood blankly on the edge of the cliff, resting his chin in one hand, and said to himself: "My apprentice still has such weird hobbies! I don't like pretty girls, I pick them all. They are some kind of shitty people. Forget it, forget it, he is my disciple anyway, who cares if he likes men or not, a member of the Nanhai sect? If others disagree, I will naturally support him. "Suddenly his thoughts changed, "Jie Jie" laughed strangely: "That big bastard, how dare he pass over my head without knowing what is good or bad. He should have been beaten to kneel on the ground and kowtow to Lao Tzu a hundred times, or he should have knocked him down." The seeds of the head were cut off, but hey, it turns out that my apprentice likes him. Then I will ask him to be my apprentice's wife, so that he will be a generation lower than me! Haha, this The idea is brilliant." Thinking of the picture of Xiao Feng respectfully calling him "Master" one day, the South Sea Crocodile God, who was so happy in his mind, shouted loudly at the bottom of the bottomless cliff: "Teacher, you worship me as your father!" After mastering, master, I will take that big man for you to be... this... Damn, is he going to be your wife, or you are going to be his wife. Asshole apprentice, you should explain it to me!" The screaming God Crocodile of the South China Sea chased after him and jumped down. On the empty cliff, a gust of cold wind swept up the fine dust on the ground and wiped away all traces...
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