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cute! 】 He said in a hoarse voice.

[I think it’s cute] It’s not just the ears, I think Lu Yiheng’s whole body is very cute now, and I wanted to kiss him again, but seeing that he didn’t intend to come out, I had to get under the covers and kiss him, the first time, I didn’t find it Pressing his lips, I heard Lu Yiheng say with a smile [Stupid, that's the nose. 】

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It's quite embarrassing to say, we two big men have been hanging out in bed until 01:30 in the afternoon, and it was my hungry stomach that growled before I remembered to look at my watch.

When I regained my sanity, I realized that we seemed to have not eaten since last night.

I got up and ordered some noodles, and fried four more poached eggs.

Lu Yiheng said that he wanted to eat double-sided food, and after he finished speaking, he stood at the kitchen door leaning against the door and did not leave.

I was a little embarrassed, so I let him go out and wait.

Lu Yiheng didn't say anything, and obediently went out and lay down on the restaurant table waiting for dinner.

When the two of them sat and ate noodles, I always felt that Lu Yiheng, who was eating noodles quietly, looked a little cold.

In the dialogue, I asked a question and he answered a sentence, and he had an uncharacteristically good attitude and cherished words like gold.Sitting across from me, Lu Yiheng exuded an inexplicable alienation and indifference.

An idea slowly came to mind. . . .

he. . .It's not because I want to regret it. . . .

Speaking of which, it seems. . .Lu Yiheng didn't give me a clear answer last night.Although the bed sheets were rolled enthusiastically afterwards. . . .Although in my opinion rolling the sheets is equal to yes.

But what about Lu Yiheng? ?Or, I originally wanted to promise me, but after a night's sleep, I thought again. .ah. .Yes, Lu Yiheng said that my skills are terrible. .

When Lu Yiheng cleaned up the dishes, I was already scratching my head in anxiety.

It's not such a hot way to shave your head and get hot. The happiness that you thought you had already caught up with has disappeared all of a sudden.

Probably seeing my downcast, Lu Yiheng asked me【What's wrong with you? 】

After struggling over and over again for 2 minutes, I finally decided to ask clearly. I clenched my fist and said [Lu Yiheng, I want to ask you. 】

【what? 】

[I am like this, am I chasing you? 】

【ah! ? ] Lu Yiheng broke his voice in an instant, and my heart rose to my throat following his hoarse high-pitched voice.

However, after that, Lu Yiheng never spoke again.

[Yesterday's question, you haven't answered me yet. . ] I was dying [Maybe you can't remember clearly, but yesterday I asked you if I could chase you, and then we will. . .So I'm wondering. . .I. .you. .Did you promise me? 】

Compared to my illogical, Lu Yiheng asked a simple and rude question.

[Why are you chasing me? 】

Why?While I was struggling to think and organize my words, Lu Yiheng immediately asked 【Why. . .You don't mind if I lie to you? 】

【you. . .Lied to me? 】

[It means that you fell asleep and I made you responsible. .I told you about that matter in the detention center. We didn't do anything at all that day. . 】

I have never been sure whether what he said in the detention center is true or not. Isn't there a plot where I don't want to hurt you when I go to prison, so I lie to you that I have no feelings for you at all?Thinking about it later, I clearly saw it at the root of Lu Yiheng's thigh that day. . .

[Although you said so] I said [but I saw the one on your thigh that day. . 】

[That was pinched by myself] Lu Yiheng looked away, suddenly looked over, and said loudly [Just to frame you!The semen is also my own, and I deliberately didn't sort it out to make you misunderstand!How stupid are you? I told you that I lied to you, why don't you believe me. 】

I was a little confused by his yelling, but I haven't thought about the possibility he said.Although I thought of it, but. . . .

【I. . .I believe】

Although he believed it in order to appease Lu Yiheng, it seemed that he was not appeased at all. .I don't understand all of this. I was supposed to ask you yesterday, but you delayed it all! 】

【right. .sorry】

[Who made you apologize? 】Lu Yiheng pushed me away irritably【I don't understand, but you should explain it clearly to me! 】

[You may have lied to me, I thought about it too] There are thousands of words in my chest, but I don’t know how to express [I’m not sure if you lied to me, but even if you lied to me, it’s because you like me, and you lied to me because Let me be responsible, because I like me, I tried my best to lie to me, so. . 】

[I like it,] Lu Yiheng's complexion is not good [Who likes you? 】

My heart sank again, and I felt like I was about to cry. . .It was like that yesterday, how could he still do it! !

[If you like you, you don't mind lying to you, is that what you mean? 】

I didn't want Lu Yiheng to see me crying so embarrassingly, I turned my back and pressed the corners of my eyes with my hands【I lied to me because I like me, why should I mind. ] Moreover, you are Lu Yiheng, the Lu Yiheng who is worth tens of millions, has a good looks, and sells books that can circle half a circle around the world. Thinking of you doing so many naive things just because you like me ,I. . .I really don't care about anything.

【Then I like you】

I heard Lu Yiheng say

If you like it, you will like it. What's the matter with the word "that"?Don't you like it if I mind?

When he turned around in dissatisfaction and wanted to dig out the words, Lu Yiheng threw himself into my arms and buried his head on my neck.

[I like you, I like you very much] Lu Yiheng's voice was very low [I was wrong to lie to you, but I like you. 】

oops. . . .Okay, okay, how many times do you have to say you like it?With my old face flushed, I stroked Lu Yiheng's head, but I couldn't bear to stop this man who hugged me and whispered in my ear that he liked him.

When he finally stopped talking, I coughed twice before shamelessly asking 【That. .Let's be happy with each other. . . 】

Lu Yiheng in his arms suddenly laughed hahaha.

Dazed by Lu Yiheng's bright smile, I felt a little limp in my legs, and fell down on the sofa with a light push from Lu Yiheng.

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☆、Chapter 28

[You are too stupid] Lu Yiheng's tone was very disgusting, he said I was stupid in a very disgusting tone, but Lu Yiheng threw me an apple and said [I'm going to wash the dishes, you eat fruit. 】

Omitting the first part, I reported the process of chasing Lu Yiheng to my friends C and Xiao Qi in detail.

Xiao Qi expressed that he was in a complicated mood.

C cast aside my weakness, it's just an apple, I'll make you happy. . .What about your future?Eaten by a dog? 】

Xiao Qi comforted C from the side [Forget it, don't be angry, it's not like you don't know him, never fell in love like a cautious slave.Moreover, this time he was facing Lu Yiheng who was at the level of a great god.Think about it, if Lu Yiheng handed you an apple. . . . 】

[Say Potian. . .That's just an apple too! 】C rolled his eyes, and then educated me【You can't do this!Although I can't do anything if you bend this point, but you have to bend with backbone!Don't give him a careful offering!Both of you are men, why should you spoil him?You want to have a dignified relationship. 】

C nodded my head, quite a bit hating iron can't make steel.

Xiao Qi shook his head beside him. Although they always had the same opinion, this time Xiao Qi obviously disagreed.

[Who still has dignity and brains in love? 】

C glared at Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi immediately rebelled without spine, pointed at me and said [But what C said is correct, it’s not all for your own good! 】

C and Xiao Qi formulated "Eighteen Rules of Dignified Love" for me! ", the ultimate goal is to greatly improve my status in this love, and to play with Lu Yiheng in the palm of my hand.

C personally supervised Xiaoqi and asked him to post this so-called rule on my bedside so that I could recite it every day, practice it bravely, and practice makes perfect.

The first rule of dignified love: When the other party makes an unreasonable request, refuse it!

C said [Think about your first girlfriend, the one who even asked you to buy an eraser, and asked you to pass a note to her during the exam, people's desires are habitual, and there will always be you who can't satisfy On that day, don't always nod your head yes yes, if Lu Yiheng asks you too much, what should you do? 】

[Say no loudly! 】I read the Tao according to the scriptures.

[Enen, that's right! ] C nodded in satisfaction.

The next day, Lu Yiheng said [It's rare that I'm fine, please take time off to play with me. 】

[But today we agreed to discuss the outline with the editor-in-chief. 】

Lu Yiheng's face turned cold [Editor-in-chief and me, which one is important? 】

【big. . .Outline comparison. . . 】

【Ah. . . 】Lu Yiheng took the quilt away, turned around and got out of bed 【You will sleep with outline in your arms from now on】

The outrageous threat sounded like coquetry instead. . .Regardless of the fact that I was still naked, I chased after Lu Yiheng who was throwing a temper and hugged him through the quilt [I'm going to call the editor-in-chief to ask for leave. 】

【Humph】

It wasn't until I called to ask for leave that Lu Yiheng finally smiled at me.

Fascinated by Lu Yiheng's smile, I used my remaining rationality to think, with such a smile, I probably won't be able to say "no" in my life.

The second rule of dignified love: do your own thing, don't give Lu Yiheng a babysitter.

Xiao Qi said [We all know that you are a warm-hearted person who loves to take care of others, but from the beginning, you try your best to treat him well. Slowly, he will get used to your kindness and ignore your kindness. In the end, you are the one who is tired. Own. 】

【Lu Yiheng is not Huang Shiren, he won't order me to do things like you think hahahaha, you really think too much. 】I laughed at C and Xiao Qi's overwhelmedness 【He is so supportive that he asks me to help him cook a meal, wash his clothes, pick up a courier, play a game, and occasionally let me pinch his shoulders and beat his legs or something. 】

Ever since Lu Yiheng knew that I was good at cooking, we started his life of ordering and cooking for me.But fortunately, his taste is similar to mine, so he cooks alone, and the meals for two people are just a pair of chopsticks, and Lu Yiheng's ordering changes every day can be regarded as a solution for me to a certain extent [today what to eat 】This eternal problem, on the contrary, is more beneficial to me.

When it comes to washing clothes, I just throw his dirty clothes into the fully automatic washing machine and press a switch when he doesn't want to move.He washes his underwear well by himself.

Picking up the courier is just a matter of chance, and I happen to be playing the game I'm also playing, so it's not bad to practice with Lu Yiheng's account.

Cervical spondylosis, frozen shoulder, lumbar intervertebral disc, etc. are common problems of writers. Although Lu Yiheng's is not very serious, the way he frowns and pinches his shoulders is really pitiful. Besides, it's not tiring to pinch your shoulders. . .Moreover, Lu Yiheng would pinch my arm every time I squeezed my shoulders and beat my legs, which is considered mutual benefit.

I was just stating the facts, for some reason, both C and Xiao Qi shook their heads with pained faces.

Seeing them looking at me like a fool, I said unconvinced [When I work overtime until the early hours of the morning, Lu Yiheng will bring me supper. 】

C said [you are heartless, I also brought you supper when you were working overtime, why don't you see that you are grateful to me. 】

[How can it be the same, I am on the 32nd floor, you are on the 8th floor, you take an elevator and come up in 2 minutes.It takes Lu Yiheng 40 minutes to drive from his home to the building of the editorial department. 】

C【. . . . . 】

Xiao Qi patted C on the back next to him【Calm down. . .Come. . .take a deep breath]

What's going on here?

I. . .Did I say something irritating?

The author has something to say: Looking back today, I realized who Lu Yongli was? ? ?Write a string. . . . . . .

☆、Chapter 29

It's the end of September in a blink of an eye, and Golden Week is just around the corner.

Originally, I made an appointment with Lu Yiheng to drive to a small town next to City D for a self-driving tour. Lu Yongli seemed to be in high spirits, and even bought tents and fishing gear.

In the end, I still had to work overtime, which was even more tragic than overtime. My brother came to see me during the Golden Week. . . .

My brother's name is Zhong Qi, he is 8 years older than me, and he has already walked on the Sunshine Avenue of Ben [-]th.

It is said that my brother wanted a younger sister very much when he was young. My mother went to check when she was pregnant with me. She always said it was a girl. My brother was also looking forward to it, but after giving birth, he found that I was just like him.

My brother said that the moment he saw me, he realized what is called a "trick of fate", and since then he has hated me very much.

Because the age gap is a bit big, I was beaten by my brother when I was young. I would be beaten if I ate his strawberries, I would be beaten if I did a wrong math problem, and I would be beaten if I didn’t turn off the lights. I was afraid of the dark and begged him to go to the bathroom with me. To be beaten.

Before the age of 14, I was afraid and hated my brother, but then I lived on campus in high school, and he was busy with his graduate courses, so I hardly saw him for more than three years. When we met again, I was taller than him .

Not sure if it was because I outstripped him in height, but he hasn't hit me since.

Later, when he found a job and got a salary, he paid all my living expenses.

My brother is a rigid and violent person, so we must not let him know about Lu Yiheng's existence.

It is certain that he killed me. . .I was afraid that he would beat Lu Yiheng to death.

After confessing to Lu Yiheng, he forced him to promise that he would not appear in front of my elder brother.

Lu Yiheng looked disapproving [The ugly daughter-in-law also wants to see her in-laws, I won't embarrass you by dressing handsomely. 】

Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! !That's not the question at all, is it? ?

Lu Yiheng looked at me who was in a frenzy and was happy [Okay, I lied to you, you really believe it. 】

At night, Lu Yiheng was extraordinarily enthusiastic on the bed when he said that he would make enough for the Golden Week at one time. The enthusiasm reached the point where I was about to fall apart.

When it was over, Lu Yiheng sat on the bed and smoked.I weakly reminded him [Smoking is harmful to health. . . 】

Instead, Lu Yiheng leaned over and took a puff of cigarette into my mouth, thinking he was coquettish and asking for a kiss, I was so choked that I burst into tears.Lu Yiheng smiled and patted me on the back, then put out his cigarette and lay back under the blanket.

I can see that Lu Yiheng's mood is not high, and the scene just now was more about venting than passion.

[Sorry] I looked at Lu Yiheng who was quietly fiddling with my fingers, feeling guilty [I am now. . .There may be no way to introduce you to my family. 】

[I understand, I will not introduce you to my family either] Lu Yiheng's voice was very low, sounding unusually gentle, he held my finger [It would be great if there were only two of us in the world, if you If only one of them is a woman.It would be nice to be born in a more open country, but these are boring and useless assumptions that I have no control over. 】

[It doesn't matter if it's sneaky like this now, I just want to be with you for a long time. 】Lu Yiheng said with a smile 【If escape can bring us together, then shrink up and escape, the two of us together. 】

I was so moved that I wanted to cry, and I praised him from the bottom of my heart [You are worthy of being a writer!Every word is very heartwarming. . . . 】

Lu Yiheng [. . . . . . . . . 】

【You are worthy of being a fool! 】

[I praise you, how can you scold me? ? ] My wronged appeal.

[It’s a pity that I racked my brains to talk to you about love] Lu Yiheng showed a fierce look, and pinched my face [If you don’t understand well, just click directly, don’t cheat on me, and resist the forced marriage at home !Your eldest brother must have a mission this time. If I find out that you are going on a blind date during the golden week, you can wash my neck and wait to die! ! ! ! 】

☆、Chapter 30

After instructing Lu Yiheng, I hurried to arrange for C and Xiao Qi. Fortunately, C's company organized a trip to Europe at public expense during Golden Week, and each person could bring a family member. C decided to take Xiao Qi.At that time, I was only immersed in the joy that C and Xiao Qi had legitimate reasons to avoid my elder brother, and I forgot to ask why C decided to take Xiao Qi and not me.

After staying up all night to clean the house like a model house in a TV series, I picked up my eldest brother, Zhong Qi, at the airport.

【Brother, why didn’t sister-in-law come】

【Looking at children at home】

【Haha, it's alright, okay】

[Eat, drink, and scatter, do these four things every day, what's the point? 】

What do you expect a two-month-old child to do?Although I complained in my heart, I didn't have the courage to say it.

【Mom is okay】

[Not good] My brother said briefly.

My heart sank [What's wrong with Mom?Is there any discomfort in your body? 】

[It’s not you, you won’t go back during the Golden Week holiday] My brother frowned and began to teach me [You can’t stay at home for a few days all year round, and our mother nags every day, saying that I can’t remember what you look like . 】

[I am not. . . .Are you busy at work? . . 】I admit my mistake with a guilty conscience, but I just watched the video two days ago, how could I not remember what I look like? ?

Mom, you are pretending to be pitiful in front of my brother again!It's so exaggerated!What a waste of buying you a Chanel handbag! !

[It's fine if you don't go home, personal problems are the big ones. ] My brother continued to scold [Since I decided to take root here, I should hurry up and find a local girl to start a family. I'm already 30 and my personal problems haven't been resolved yet. How can I make my family feel at ease? 】

[I'm only 29. . 】I defended in a low voice.

[Is there a difference between 29 and 30? ? 】My brother yelled at me.

I bowed my head silently [no difference]

There is no difference between 29 and 50. I am half buried in the soil. . . . .

[Brother, you should rest at home first, there is food in the refrigerator, and there is a snack street on the left after leaving the community, waiting for me to come back from overtime. . . 】

[What time is it, why do you have to work overtime? 】

I looked at my watch, it was only 8 o'clock. . .

Probably didn't expect me to be able to answer him, my brother waved his hand [Okay, let's go to work, what time will you be back? 】

Today I have to decide on the girdle, discuss the outline of Fei Fei's new work, and proofread the series of Qi Writer's Monthly, which will take about 4 hours.So I conservatively say

[It's probably going to be early in the morning, you don't have to wait for me, I'll bring the key myself. 】

My brother was silent for a while, and said [What the hell are you living! ? ? 】

How can I, a small editor, compare with you, a deputy bureau chief? . .

With such complaints in my heart, I put on my shoes and went out.

When I came back, my brother was still awake [The porridge is still hot, go serve it yourself. 】

I obediently went to serve the porridge, and my brother followed me and scolded me [You can do this?Can't you eat slower?Eat slowly, your way of eating is not good for your body at all. 】

【You often work overtime to this point? 】

【No. . . .seldom】

I'm not lying, our company doesn't often work overtime until the early hours of the morning, we just often stay up all night. . . .

【You still have to go to work tomorrow? 】

【No no no, I'm on vacation tomorrow】

Although it was a precious vacation that I begged for after holding the editor-in-chief's thigh and crying for two hours, I tried to say it lightly.

[That's just right, accompany me out for dinner tomorrow. 】

【Okay, bro, what do you want to eat? I'll book a restaurant in advance first】

[No need for you, my friend treats guests, you can just accompany me. 】

【okay. 】

[You should dress up tomorrow, don't be too formal, but don't be too casual. 】My brother started nagging like a mother again 【Don't wear your lifeless suits, wear clothes that look young and tasteful. 】

【Who are you eating with? 】I feel faintly uneasy 【I won't go to important occasions. . . 】

[If you are told to go, go, what a waste! ? 】My brother yelled fiercely and went into the room to sleep.

The next day, my unease was fulfilled.Entering the luxurious western restaurant, when I saw the other party sitting by the window, I almost shouted [Lu Yiheng, you crow mouth! ! ! ! ! 】

The author has something to say: There is only one person on duty. . . .How can it be a cool word!Speaking of reading silently recently, I am afraid that someone will knock me unconscious and take me away when I walk on the street. . . .I listened to Fatty Luo's New Year's Eve speech at night, but was shocked by what he said about artificial intelligence and Yun Yun who was awakening and was sitting up. . .Sleep with the lights on. . . .My courage has reached the ground. . . . .

☆、Chapter 31

Fortunately, the girl on the other side has no intention of going on a blind date. As soon as my brother and his brother left, she said [I was forced. My brother said that if I don’t come to meet, my card will be cut off. I'm still spending money like running water, brother, I'm really sorry for you, I didn't mean to go on a blind date, but I came to you for a meal, but you have to understand and understand me, I can't live without a card! ! 】

I hurried to appease her [Don't worry, don't worry, I'm similar to you, I was tricked by my brother.I don't mean to have a blind date either. 】

The girl named Chen Yilu immediately put away her wretched face and breathed a sigh of relief [That's fine, that's fine, but your brother is so kind to you, and he is willing to spend his time trying to lie to you.My life is miserable, my brother directly threatens me with my lifeblood. 】

I smiled wryly. In fact, my brother didn't put much thought into it. Besides, if I didn't come, he might break my leg. . . . .

After the two of them relaxed, they chatted a little. After learning that I was the editor in charge of Feifei, she was very excited and said that she was a fan of Feifei's book. She cried and begged me to ask for Feifei's autograph for her.

[Is Fat God really fat, or is he really thin? 】

[It's okay, medium build. 】

[How does that fat god look like, isn't he very handsome! ! ! ? ? ? 】

Fatty's featureless passer-by face appeared in my mind, if you say handsome. .If it is still at the level of being particularly handsome, among the writers I have been in charge of, only Lu Yiheng can win this honor.

The conversation is full of these unnutritious topics. Although I don't know why she worships Feifei so much, but she likes the books of the author I am in charge of. In a sense, she can be regarded as my basic necessities.

So we had a nice chat.

In the end, Chen Yilu suggested that the two of us pretend to be interested in each other to delay the next blind date.

But Lu Yiheng's words "Wash your neck and wait to die" immediately echoed in my mind.

【If you tell a lie, you need to use more lies to cover it up. Let’s not do it】

The other party also laughed, and gave up after saying [it is true].

When I got home, I told my brother that I felt inappropriate as agreed.My brother didn't say anything, he just kept silent for a long time before asking [Then what do you like? 】

Lu Yiheng's appearance immediately appeared in my mind, but when I think about it carefully, what do I like about him?

It's also weird, I feel happy when I think of him, but I can't tell what I like about him.I think he is cute, but I can't tell the reason why he is cute.

My silence was interpreted by my eldest brother as non-violent non-cooperation, so he said angrily [You think I am willing to travel thousands of miles to be your matchmaker. Introduce the object! 】

It was a blessing in disguise, because my brother was too angry, so he went to the airport with a black face the next day.

Of course, the extra day was to find Lu Yiheng.

People say that a little farewell is better than a newlywed, but the ancients did not deceive me.

Although I haven't seen Lu Yiheng for only a few days, even though Lu Yiheng's face was stinky when he opened the door for me, I still think Lu Yiheng is so cute, his whole body is shining with golden light.

Physical contact is also terrible, the places touched by Lu Yiheng are extremely hot.

so amazing!

I took Lu Yiheng's hand and put it on my chest to let him feel [Look, the place you touched just now is so hot. 】

Lu Yiheng showed a very surprised expression and said, "Farewell for three days, you have learned how to play hooligans." 】

☆、Chapter 32

I turned over and pressed him under me, and showed him what it means to be a hooligan with practical actions.

I said it was a relationship, but the nature of my work and the intensity of his work, if I get busy, it would be nice to meet twice a week.

Maybe it's Lu Yiheng's own aura of Wangfu. Since I was with him, my career has been booming. More than halfway through, the manga licenses have already been sold, and recently they even received an invitation to film and television.

Fat Mary Su Xianmo's new article fascinates young girls from 15 to 50. I have to admit that although it is also a plot where the male protagonist dies parents and the female protagonist cheats teammates, but Fatty wrote Come on, that's what it looks like. . .reasonable. .And make people cry.

All the supporting characters also have flesh and blood, and there is a female killer named Fulin who is so popular that Gao Feifei had to change the outline, which made her live dozens of chapters longer.

Those girls who wrote book reviews for him were also distracted. The book reviews were written like a lyrical novel that moved people to tears.

Feifei always wiped tears while watching, saying that I didn't know that FMD Fulin was so bitter, it turns out that Fulin has always loved the heroine so deeply!

Before the serialization is over, the online fanfiction is already flying all over the sky.

Feifei's old articles were also dug up by enthusiastic book fans, and the publishing house urgently printed 2000 copies of Feifei's old articles, but the official website was sold out within a day.

Just when the situation was very good and the whole company was beaming, Fat Lala announced that it had entered a bottleneck period and announced that it would stop updating.

The situation took a turn for the worse, and as the editor in charge of Fatty, I was called into three different offices and scolded in one day, each time getting more bloody.

In fact, I understand better than them how much loss fat fat stops will bring to the company, but none of them can understand how painful, entangled, brain-struggling and helpless a fucking writer is, so that he can do nothing. When the work is the hottest, it is announced that it will stop updating.

I came to the fat kennel with a compassionate heart.

Then I saw Fatty lying on the sofa and laughing at Guo Degang's big face on TV.

I:【. . . . . . . . . . . 】

[Why stop updating? 】Fatty scratches his feet, then scratches his face again 【Because I don't want to write anymore. 】

【. . . . . . 】

[Hahahaha, this is not the first time, seeing you making a fuss and coming here specially, I thought it was a big deal, but you came just in time, help me make Indonesian fried rice,] Fat and generous Lie back on the sofa [put more chili and garlic, no chives and no ginger, what the hell are you doing! ! 】

I grabbed Fatty's collar, picked up this lazy bastard and threw it to the ground!

[Why don't you want to write! ? ] I yell at him

[I have no inspiration! 】Fatty poked his neck like a goose, indicating that he didn't realize his mistake at all.

[The outline is right there, you told me that you have no inspiration,] I scolded [You are not popular yet, just stop updating like others!Who do you think you are, has your book sold [-] million copies a year? ! 】

[Do I want to learn from that person!No inspiration but still hold on, relying on memory to kill and talk cannon to delay the progress! ? 】

【Can you say that again! 】I took out my phone【Say it again!I put it on the Internet, our fans of Huoying drowned you two hundred and five with one mouthful of saliva! 】

Feifei said 【Come on!Spit!Who doesn't have saliva!The spring breeze is blowing and the drums are beating!Who are our fans of One Piece afraid of! ? 】

The author has something to say: Hokage is my childhood dream and my current pain. . . .But since falling in love with Gintama, everything is much better. . .

☆、Chapter 33

After the quarrel, I scooped up Fatty from the ground, and resigned myself to the kitchen to get his leftover rice to make him unauthentic Indonesian fried rice.

【Why didn't I write it anymore】

Fatty looked very sad when he was serious [You know, I just wrote this article for fun, I didn't intend to write it seriously.Who would have thought that it would be so popular now, I feel that everything is out of my control. 】

[Don't pretend to be forceful] I'll stop him [You just let Fu Lin live a few dozen chapters longer, tens of thousands of fans' voices didn't stop you, old man, from giving Fu Lin a deadly wilderness. . . . 】

[I've never suffered such a big setback] Fatty pretended to wipe away tears [I just wrote a smudge to death, but tens of thousands of private messages on Weibo rushed to scold me.Fortunately, my mother died early, otherwise, seeing so many people scrambling to fuck her, I might be so frightened. 】

Although I knew that Feifei didn't want to see his dead mother, but it was a bit harsh to say so, so I slapped him and asked him to apologize.

Fatty clasped his hands together without sincerity, and shook it twice towards the void [I'm sorry, mother. 】

[If you hadn't stopped me, I would have smashed the three views of those idiots. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Who the hell begged you to watch it? If you force me, I won’t fucking write, you guys go hold Fulin’s corpse and go for sex, anyway, I’ve already dug the pit, so you just stay in the pit honestly, idiots! 】

I listened to Fatty swearing in silence, [So, you stopped the update just to fight against those who scolded you? 】

Fatty snapped his fingers at me brazenly [BINGO! 】

I write a 1 in my notebook, then look up [and then say, there is more. 】

Fatty is not the kind of glass-hearted writer. I don't believe he will be afraid to stop because of the bad words of those irrelevant people.

【Maybe it's been a long time since I've been in a relationship," Feifei said 【I don't know why the male protagonist likes the female protagonist. 】

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After Feifei finished speaking, he looked straight at me. . .

I was speechless for a while, you see what I am doing. . .As if I knew it all. . .

[Look, the heroine is stupid, greedy, and mean-spirited. In order to survive, she has ambiguous relationships with many men, and even recognized several godfathers. . . 】

Anyway, it's the heroine you wrote yourself, can't you just accumulate some virtues?

[The male protagonist is crazy and cool, what kind of woman do you want, why did you just fall in love with the female protagonist? 】

[How easy to explain] I put down the fried rice [What else could be the reason?Because she is the heroine!What is the protagonist halo?What is the golden body is not broken?What is a natural hooker?The blood bars of all the supporting roles in Naruto are added with a length that does not have Naruto. Have we Naruto fans asked why? 】

[You are really] Feifei is very dissatisfied with my explanation [one pink top ten black. 】

【You, so many girlfriends are for nothing. 】

[Speaking of this, how was that girl last time? After all your hard work, did you finally like her? 】

The topic came back to me again, when I heard him talking about Lu Yiheng, I shyly said 【It’s okay. 】

The well-informed Fei Fei immediately saw that something was wrong [Fuck, no way, you two are really on good terms. 】

[We didn't have any points at all. ] I retorted dissatisfied.

[That's just right, I haven't talked about it for so long, I forgot all about the thumping feeling of Hua Qianyuexia, you little virgin, tell me why you like her. 】

Why is everyone asking me this question recently? C asked Xiao Qi【What do you like about Writer Lu? 】

My elder brother asked [what do you really like? 】

Feifei asked again 【Why do you like her? 】

I thought about it for a long time, and I had no choice but to block him with Feifei's words [Emotions are very delicate, how do I know why I like her?You have talked to so many girlfriends and written so many romance essays, you should know this better than me. 】

[What are my girlfriends? ] Fatty sneered [After two sleeps and tired, they split up. They are all high-end prostitutes looking for money, and there are only 5 of them who have had serious conversations. 】

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Although I don't know much about the world view and emotional theory of Fei Fei, the rich second generation, but his words