Liu Shaobai, who played heartily in the main match, was carried back to the dormitory by Su Yanzhe to rest. Even though she was in good health, she had to lie down for three full days before recovering most of her energy.

Su Yanzhe blew on the hot soup in the blowing ladle, "Ah, open your mouth."

Sitting on the sofa, Liu Shaobai looked at the slow-cooked pork bone soup she fed, speechless: "Can I change the dish?"

Three meals a day of slow-cooked pork bone soup, she was about to throw up.

"Your body needs it. After eating, I'll take you to watch a blockbuster movie." Smiling.

Are you fucking coaxing the kids?The corner of Liu Shaobai's mouth twitched, because he couldn't hold back Su Yanzhe, so he could only eat slowly with the nausea in his stomach.

It's not that he didn't hold back, but that Su Yanzhe is really...an animal.

Thinking of the bowl of slow-cooked pork bone soup that had been changed and reheated countless times the day before yesterday, Liu Shaobai only felt a stomachache, and he just had a way to wear down your resistance.

The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, Liu Shaobai rubbed his swollen stomach, lying on the sofa and wandering.

Su Yanzhe, who had packed up the tableware, was helpless when he saw this: "It's really a pig to sleep again, let's go, let's watch a blockbuster movie."

Hearing the sound of knocking on the door, Bai Yan hurriedly ran to open the door, seeing Liu Shaobai, he immediately went black: "Adults are watching movies, why are children joining in the fun?"

In fact, what he wants to say more is, boys watch movies, why girls join in the fun!

Su Yanzhe who was next to him immediately understood what [blockbuster movie] they wanted to watch, he was speechless for a while, looked at the expressionless Liu Shaobai, and said, "Honey, they watch very low-level movies, why don't we go buy some snacks and play games? "

Liu Shaobai stared at Bai Yan coldly, but said to Su Yanzhe: "I want to see."

Su Yanzhe: ...

Taking a strong step forward, Liu Shaobai stepped on Bai Yan's slippers without paying attention, then calmly rolled it back and forth a few times, and walked in the moment Bai Yan bounced off in pain.

A smile flashed across Su Yanzhe's eyes, and he followed in.

Bai Yan whose feet are messy in the severe gout: ...

Walking into the dormitory, I saw a pile of canned beer scattered on the spacious carpet, a few people sitting scattered, and all of them were familiar faces.

Mu Han, Xiao Ye, An Qizhi, Murong Yu, Gu Zexi, and Chu Liu with the medicine bag on his face.

After hearing the noise, the few people who turned around saw Liu Shaobai next to Su Yanzhe clearly, and fell silent.

The atmosphere instantly became weird.

Liu Shaobai sat on the side of the carpet with a blank face, opened a can of beer very naturally, and drank silently.

Bai Yan looked at Liu Shaobai who was so familiar with a strange expression, and then looked at the other people he pulled over to wait to watch the [blockbuster], the corners of his mouth twitched.

For the first time in his life, he felt extremely entangled in watching a film.

For the first time in his life, he regretted so much why the [Real-action Super HD Action Movie] he had worked so hard to get was not a cut-down version? !

Confused and tangled, he suddenly became 'egg-fixed', and his sister was not ashamed, he, a big man, was ashamed!

It is true to say so, but why is Mao feeling uncomfortable all over?

[Big Movie] is playing, it is an [action movie] with a high-quality plot and actors - "Sanchuan Riverside", it is said to be regarded as a classic in the world of pornography and GV.It mainly tells the story of an undercover policeman indecisive between the police flower and the gang boss, and the love-hate entanglement of the three. With gangster smuggling as the background of the story, the scene is magnificent and the plot is ups and downs. Coupled with the acting skills praised by the actors, The film profoundly and delicately shows the protagonist's indecision, indecisive ambivalence, and the final choice of humanity when faced with the choice between responsibility and selfishness, love and desire, and the final choice of human nature - to give the criminal information to the police flower, but to give up with her Given the chance to escape, he chose to be buried in the sea of ​​fire with the gang boss.

The last scene of the movie is very embarrassing. In the sky full of flames, the undercover policeman embraced the dying gangster with several guns in his arms, and said calmly: "The love between me and her for ten years can't match the desire you gave me. "

Desire is love, who can tell the difference?

However, no matter how good the plot characters are, it can't hide its "action movie" essence.

Within a few minutes of the beginning, there was a sex between the police and the police flower. As far as the content is concerned, it is passionate and provocative.

But the audience who should be the most excited at the moment are quite calmly watching... some undulating and deep movements on the super-sized TV - except for Gu Ze, who is slightly red and has a dry mouth and can't stop drinking beer West.

Seeing this, Murong Yu silently replaced his beer with green tea.

Su Yanzhe chuckled: "Jersey, are you excited?"

Gu Zexi blushed instantly when he heard the words: Cough...cough, Murong Yu frowned silently, and patted his back to comfort him.

An Qizhi took a sip of beer leisurely: "This proves that he is a normal man."

"Then Qi Zhi, are you a normal man?" Are you so calm after watching the film? →This is someone Bai who habitually commits suicide.

"Am I a normal man, Bai Xiaoshou, do you want to try?" Pushing his glasses, An Qizhi looked at Bai Yan very delicately.

Mu Han's breath darkened instantly.

"Damn! You're just a petty boy, your whole family is petty... Fuck, you're forcing me to slap me?!"

Knocking him hard, Mu Han looked at An Qizhi with indescribably cold eyes: "Qi Zhi, if you are not satisfied with your desires, you can go to the single-bar."

single-bar is a well-known ultra-luxury nightclub in Beijing, which provides super-quality services and is a good place for leisure and indulgence.

An Qizhi smiled slightly, but he didn't speak anymore, the water in that place is too muddy, it's okay to drink some wine, if you really want to play there, you will easily get into trouble.

However, Mu Han's possessiveness is getting stronger and stronger.

"By the way, isn't single-bar a cowherd's shop?" Xiao Ye couldn't help touching his nose, well, he really didn't see that Qi Zhi also had that hobby.

"That's just the main feature." He's a straight man, okay?

Liu Xiaobai, who had been enduring silently, was expressionless: "I said, is it really okay for you to do this?"

Is it really okay for you big men to watch movies like this?

Su Yanzhe was silent for a while: "What's the matter, baby?"

"You guys are too noisy, I can't even hear the sound. Also," after a pause, Liu Shaobai's expression was strange, "If the heroine knew your reaction, she would definitely cry."

Crowd: ...

Chu Liu glanced at her speechlessly: "Such a long [action scene] you can know what the sound is even if you don't watch it or listen to it." Until now, he has been thinking about a very serious question-giving a serious injury that needs to be given What is the intention of people who are resting watching [High-Definition Blockbuster]?

Liu Shaobai was serious: "Listening to the voice makes me feel better."

Bai Yan was speechless: "How do you want to feel?" What do you want to feel like a girl watching a movie? !

"Better integrated into the plot." Liu Shaobai despised.

Everyone O__O"...: Nani!? Into this...this plot?

Looking at the people with strange faces, Liu Shaobai was expressionless: "Don't you guys think the background music is very emotional?" Whether it's the sad tone at the beginning or the slow tone when it's warm, you can see the high-level production of this movie from the BGM. level.

Crowd: ...

Feeling that he had been slapped, Bai Yan blushed: "Can you speak more clearly in the future?"

Liu Xiaobai's face turned cold: "Only people with impure thoughts and bad character will think crookedly."

Everyone who was ridiculed for their impure thoughts and bad character fell silent: MLGB is a normal person who would think wrong, right? !

Liu Shaobai, who was finally able to watch the movie with peace of mind, stopped talking to the speechless crowd, but her reaction was the weirdest among the crowd who were forced to be quiet—expressionless but serious, serious, serious.

She looked at the hot [beep-beep] movement almost with a rigorous academic research attitude, and her posture was so serious that she didn't even glance at the fruit platter on the coffee table before.

Su Yanzhe, who had been paying attention to her distractedly, silently picked up the fruit platter, and fed her sliced ​​melons and fruits with a fork.

He ate with relish, but Liu Shaobai never took his eyes off the TV.

The eyes of everyone who were still casually watching the film were unknowingly attracted by her wonderful reaction.

And Liu Shaobai's weird state reached its peak when the movie was played in the H of the police and the black boss—she was so focused that she didn't even care about eating the fruit that was in her mouth.

Su Yanzhe couldn't help but rubbed his brows helplessly.

Bathroom [beep-beep], bondage [beep-beep], S-M equipment [beep-beep], blowjob [beep-beep], riding [beep-beep], behind the back, lotus sitting, etc. Seeing the undercover policeman on the police flower bed, who was like a storm, suddenly turned into a coquettish and seductive under the boss of Hei-Liu Shaobai only felt that the door of a new world opened to her.

Everyone: Her serious and outrageous attitude really made them... Heartbroken in this extremely weird silence, Liu Xiaobai suddenly said: "Why do I feel that you are more interested in same-sex love?"

Su Yanzhe didn't move his expression: "Why do you ask such a question, baby?"

"When you look at men and women, you are noisy, and when you look at men and women, you are so serious?" Liu Xiaobai, who was so serious that she shuddered, felt that she knew something, and immediately became serious, "I will not discriminate against you."

Everyone: Watching movies with him is a disaster.

Just when he was about to say something, the familiar ringtone broke the eerie silence in the room.

"I'm calling~ I'm calling~——You damn ghost, hurry up and answer the phone!~——"

Everyone: The taste is really strong.

This is the voice of all the staff except Su Yanzhe.

Facing everyone's strange eyes, Liu Shaobai answered the phone very calmly: "What's the matter?"

"...Why do you always say this?"

"Then I'll change, what's the matter with me?"

"..." Is there any difference between this sentence and the first sentence?

Not wanting to get entangled with the elder sister who was offline somewhere in her family, Liu Qingmo asked casually: "Sister, what are you doing?"

Liu Shaobai glanced at everyone calmly: "Watching porn with a group of people, although people are boring, porn is quite interesting."

"Pfft." Liu Qingmo spouted tea instantly upon hearing this.

Boring people: ...

Liu Qingmo, who never thought that her indifferent elder sister would watch pornography, was instantly entangled: "Then... How do you feel, sister?"

"The sound effect of the plot is good, but the picture is too crazy."

"..." Isn't this nonsense?

Everyone: I don't know who has been staring at the screen intently.

"I have a question." Liu Shaobai frowned as if thinking of something.

"You said."

"Why does a man feel pleasure when being [beeped] by another man? Where does the pleasure come from?"

"Ahem..." Liu Qingmo, who was choked by Liu Shaobai's tough speech, suddenly coughed violently.

Σ(°△°|||)︴→This is Liu Qingmo who was choked to death instantly after hearing the words.

(⊙o⊙)→This is everyone who was stunned when they heard the words.

~(≧▽≦)/~→This is Su Yanzhe who was poked at by Liu Shaobai.

"This question... Sister, I don't know, but I suggest you don't know." After deliberating for a long time, Liu Qingmo could only give this answer.

"I'll just ask casually." Liu Shaobai was not annoyed, she was really just asking casually.

"That's good... um... then I'll hang up if it's nothing." For the first time, Liu Qingmo, who felt extremely embarrassed, hung up the phone first.

Only Liu Shaobai, who was speechless to the phone, was left behind——what on earth was Qingmo calling here for?

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