[Bungo Stray Dogs] To be an ordinary person has to pass the triple test

Tianyu Xiaxi woke up from her sleep, she felt that she had a very peaceful sleep, without dreaming or thinking too much.

She walked out of the room after washing, and saw Dazai Osamu dragging the newly bought vacuum cleaner on the living room floor at a glance.

Looking inside, Zhongyuan Zhong also tied up his slightly long orange hair, standing in the kitchen, cooking some delicious food.

To be honest, no matter how many times I watch it, I feel that this scene is very weird.

"Ah... the house that Chuya bought is too big, do you have any special abilities that make housework easier!"

Nakahara Nakahara in the kitchen also has very sensitive hearing, even if it is just a small complaint from Dazai Osamu, he will fight back.

"Hmph, just thank God for letting you live in."

The mafia cadre weighed the pan in his hands, and a muffin flipped perfectly out of the pan and was thrown back onto the plate.

Natsuki Amana had always liked apple pie before, but recently she fell in love with muffins.

"Is it sweets again?"

"Not yours."

Zhong Yuanzhong also cleaned up the kitchen, hung the apron aside, and found the juice that was squeezed yesterday from the refrigerator and put it on the dining table.

Looking at his series of actions, Osamu Dazai couldn't help sighing, "Chuya, you really look like a housewife now."

Holding the vacuum cleaner in his hand, Osamu Dazai cleaned up the dust in the dust box. Besides, the vacuum cleaner was hung on the wall, happily occupying a place on the table.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glared at him, "Only you are not qualified to speak."

It was supposed to be Tianyu Natsuki's turn to cook today, and Zhongya Nakahara to clean.

But yesterday, Tianyu Xiaxi's subject finally came to an end, so she was a little eager.

So it's normal for her to not wake up the next day.

Nakahara simply cooks by himself and asks Osamu Dazai to do the cleaning.

Osamu Dazai either didn't work, but he was extremely proficient in doing it.

The dust on the table disappeared, and the floor glowed, almost reflecting the shadows.

The air in the living room has also become extraordinarily fresh.

From Nakahara Chuya's point of view, Osamu Dazai is more like a housewife.

Rather, Chukahara didn't even dare to imagine that Osamu Dazai would do such a thing.

He knew there was nothing this guy couldn't or couldn't do well, but he just couldn't be bothered.

If he has a lot of strength, he is willing to use a point, and most of the cases are not willing to use a point.

Let alone such a "boring" thing.

And I heard that this guy even asked the kid or his colleagues to write the report in the Armed Detective Agency.

Thinking about it this way, Tianyu Xiaxi is really a terrible guy.

After Nakahara Nakaya slandered a lot, he suddenly looked at the food he had prepared and the juice he specially prepared two days ago when he wanted to add some vitamins to Natsuki Tianyu——

"I'm really not qualified to talk about mackerel..." Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, "I didn't expect that you would take the initiative to do housework?"

Dazai Osamu, who was also a famous salted fish when he was in the port mafia, would not do it himself if he could get rid of the blame.

In the case of serious work, it is basically the leader who gives orders, otherwise he will lie on the sofa in his office and play games, or he will commit suicide somewhere.

Osamu Dazai blinked and put his arm on his side face, "Of course, this is what I need to do to live with Natsuki."

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Don't you guys always like to lie on the sofa and say some boring words to trick others into doing things for you?"

The other party shrugged, "It depends on what's going on."

As Tianyu Natsuki said, such an ordinary life, with an unknown future, is unexpectedly very interesting.

Osamu Dazai didn't find doing these things boring.

Tianyu Xiaxi listened to the corner for a while, then moved lightly to the dining table.

"Get up, eat a little bit."

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw her sit up and put a side of juice in front of her eyes, "Add some vitamins, didn't you eat fruit a few days ago?"

Dazai Osamu snorted twice, and then said with a proud face, "The living room I cleaned? Isn't it very clean!"

"Hmm." She lowered her head and didn't know what to say for a while, so she could only mutter softly, "I always feel that you are so special like ordinary people..."

The mafia cadre raised his hand and touched her head, "You brought it."

After the breakfast was settled smoothly, Tianyu Natsuki tidied up the room and found that the daily necessities and the refrigerator needed to be replenished.

And she also felt that it had been a long time since she went to the supermarket to buy something.

"Shall I go to the supermarket to buy something in the afternoon?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his hand actively, "I can go and help carry things."

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at him with a strange look.

Before he could ask, Osamu Dazai explained, "Ah, it's been a long time since I dated Natsuki!"

Just go to the supermarket...

Unexpectedly, after hearing this sentence, Zhong Yuan Zhong also got up suddenly, then went to the cloakroom, and after he came out, he was dressed in private clothes, "Let's clean up when we come back from the supermarket."

It's like a "I'm going too" expression.

Tianyu Xiaxi looked at him speechlessly, "Just going to a supermarket?"

Osamu Dazai was also ready to change clothes with a smile on his face, "It's a date!"

Tianyu Xiaxi walked between the two of them, carefully browsing through the discount advertisements of hypermarkets in his hand, "I have to buy some vegetables, pork and beef, and laundry detergent..."

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai really consumes laundry detergent. Every time this guy sees the river, he can't help but go rafting, and he claims that this is already restrained.

Then the clothes on his body have to be stuffed into the washing machine and washed back and forth.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at her, "It's okay, just use my credit card."

Tianyu Xiaxi turned a deaf ear, "Be economical. I'll pay the living expenses this month, shall I?"

Osamu Dazai came over, "It's okay, my card can be used now too! Isn't the husband's salary handed over to his wife on TV?"

Tianyu Xiaxi didn't raise her head, "You first make sure you don't waste water and laundry detergent by drifting."

She took out her mobile phone and made a list on the memo, so that when she went to the supermarket to buy things, she could buy them with a purpose.

"Well, tenderloin or pork belly..."

"Would you like fried tenderloin?"

Osamu Dazai glanced back and forth at the seafood counter, while Natsuki Amaba and Nakahara were also worried about the meat in the freezer.

After all, only the two of them can cook at home, and Osamu Dazai can only cook simple dishes, such as noodles.

"I want to eat crab!"

Amami Natsuki put the boxed pork tenderloin into the shopping cart as if she didn't hear, and chose beef tendon again.

Nakahara also picked up a bag of chicken breasts, but no one paid any attention to Dazai.

The man put his head on Natsuki's shoulder, and rubbed his chin back and forth, "I want to eat crab~"

"Whoever cooks depends on whoever cooks."

"Is it true that you can't eat crabs?" He moved in front of Tianyu Xiaxi, his iris-colored eyes shone with a light, which looked bright and full of pleading.

Tianyu Xiaxi stared at his face for a few seconds, and finally could only sigh helplessly, "Then today..."

She pushed the shopping cart to the seafood counter to pick out crabs.

Osamu Dazai laughed, "That's great!"

The man leaned over, embraced her body in front of the public, and kissed her on the lips.

Zhongyuan Zhong also beat him to the ground in the next second.

He clicked his tongue, turned his head and began to teach her, "Don't indulge this guy too much. His unique skill is to push his feet."

Tianyu Xiaxi reached out and grabbed the opponent's sleeve, "It's a rare meal."

Zhong Yuanzhong also pinched his eyebrows, and pushed the shopping cart for her, "What flavor do you want?"

Central Plains is also quite indulgent to Tian Yu Natsuki.

After picking out the crabs, Osamu Dazai said mysteriously that there was one more thing he wanted to buy.But obviously, except for the extra crabs on the list, everything else has been bought.

The man picked up a certain family planning product from the shelf, and said proudly, "This is gone!"

And suddenly, a voice sounded from the other side, "Buy a little."

Osamu Dazai and Ryunosuke Akutagawa, one of his apprentices, suddenly looked at each other.

Atsushi Nakajima pushed the shopping cart, which also obviously contained daily necessities and ingredients.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakaya, and Miss Tianyu."

After Atsushi Nakajima greeted him politely, he explained a bit, "Well, there are no materials at home, so..."

"Miss Xia Ye is working?"

Amami Natsuki just asked casually, but she didn't expect Atsushi Nakajima's face to turn crimson, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa just covered his mouth and coughed twice.

A line of words appeared in the minds of the four people present: It's so easy to understand.

Nakahara Chuya also coughed, raised his hand and patted Akutagawa Ryunosuke's shoulder, "I'm no longer a brat, so be a little more restrained."

Atsushi Nakajima lowered his head, as if he wanted to bury himself under the floor of the supermarket.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke glared at Atsushi Nakajima, "I'm very measured, just because humans and tigers are more beasts..."

The silver-haired boy jumped up, "Who is the beast!"

Amami Natsuki looked at the two teenagers in front of her in shock, and by the way gave Osamu Dazai a look.

The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked.

Osamu Dazai looked innocent.

Where is the innocence, she clearly saw that the targets of the people on both sides were the family planning supplies on the counter shelf.

Nakahara was also carrying a big bag of things, Osamu Dazai was carrying vegetables, and Natsuki Amaha wanted to carry something, but two people snatched all the bags, so she had nothing to do but empty hands.

"Nakajima-kun, you seem to be a very good boy..."

"It's all because of Xia Ye."

It is impossible for Osamu Dazai to admit that he has spoiled his juniors, so he blamed others.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly came up with a wise saying, "A man is a man."

I really don't know what these two people are proud of.

In the evening, Osamu Dazai wanted to show off his newly learned pasta, saying that it goes well with crab.

Nakahara Nakaya easily peeled the crab shells, while Amaba Natsuki picked the crab meat.

“Seafood pasta feels good too.”

"Want to drink?"

Tianyu Xiaxi looked at the two people who were eager to drink with great interest, and said that she would not join forces, "I drink juice."

Surprisingly, Osamu Dazai's pasta did not fail, and the sauce was well prepared.

After tidying up the table, I took a bath one after another, and then stuffed the change of clothes into the washing machine.

Sure enough, it is more convenient to have two bathrooms, although Osamu Dazai often wants to make some excessive demands, such as taking a bath together.But she ignored it, and Nakahara also said that since mackerel wanted to swim, he could press Dazai Osamu's head in the bathtub so that he could sleep forever.

It's been a long time since I went to bed on time.

Tianyu Natsuki lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling, wondering if he would take another two days off.

After a while, Zhong Yuanzhong also lay down and leaned aside to look at his phone, "Ah, I'm going on a business trip next week."

Osamu Dazai popped his head out of the bed, "It sounds like an ordinary office worker no matter what."

He recalled his day's itinerary for a while, and suddenly realized, "—ah, if you think about it this way, today is really like an ordinary person."

Get up in the morning to do housework and eat breakfast, go shopping with the one you like, go home and cook dinner together, lie down and gossip together after taking a shower, even if all of this is not perfect, it will be perfect.

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his lips rose, "Don't worry, you have always been an ordinary bastard in my eyes."

Amami Natsuki checked Twitter for a while, then turned off her phone, "Everyone is normal as long as they are human, go to bed quickly, Mr. Dazai will be late for work tomorrow."

Osamu Dazai put his arms around her waist, "Hey - you and Chuya will be alone tomorrow, it's not fair!"

Amami Natsuki saw through him at a glance, "Mr. Kunikida told me that no matter what excuse you use, you are not allowed to be late."

Osamu Dazai lay on Natsuki Amaba and pretended to be dead.

After Zhong Yuan Zhong also went to turn off the light, he said quietly, "Speaking of which, Zhong is not an ordinary person, he is that man-made supernatural power, he is different from us, kick him down!"

Before Chuya Nakahara crossed over Natsuki Amaba to beat Osamu Dazai, she came to the best conclusion, "According to what you said, only I am not a person with supernatural powers, I think I am the most ordinary, I want to sleep alone. "

So Shuang Hei immediately "dispelled the suspicion", both sides grabbed her arms, "Obviously you are the most unusual guy."

Osamu Dazai turned over, propping his chin with his arms, his iris-colored eyes quietly staring at her face, even in the dimness, she was enough to see the star-like light in each other's eyes.

"I like it very much."

He leaned over and rubbed against her shoulder, "In front of Xia Xi, it doesn't matter if someone like me or a slug like Chuya, just like the most ordinary person in this world..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also clasped her fingers, and asked softly, "Is there anything else you want to go tomorrow?"

She closed her eyes and responded softly, "It's all right."

As long as he can be by Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya's side is enough.

She closed her eyes with an inexplicable warmth in her heart.

If possible, she prayed that this normality could continue forever.

The author has something to say:

In fact, this episode is after traveling in Okinawa, Nakahara also bought a house alone.

But it is more suitable for all ages like jj.

It’s just that there are three or four lines of words that are inappropriate, and I will also put them on Aidian~~~~~~

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There will still be misunderstandings.

[Important point] There is a little linkage with the new double black sandwich bg of the dumpling next door.

Not the new double black cp.It is a sandwich of Akutagawa x Natsuno x London.

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So far, all the extra episodes on jj's side are over!

This article can also be finished here! ! !

Thanks to the little cuties who have been with me till now.Thank you all for liking the sandwich! ! ! !

I like it too! ! ! !

The next thing is the book! !I will talk about the specifics in a separate chapter.

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Nonsense, a little thought: suddenly returning to the pit made me inexplicably fall in love with sandwiches.Of course, I have always only loved Chuya, and Dazai Osamu is just average.I just feel that I don't love one person enough!I want to try to see the feeling of three people together!And so this article was born.I really didn't expect that my writing was smooth, there were few cards in the middle, and everything went smoothly.And it's really great for three people to drive!Hehehe, happy.

I have also thought about Xia Xi's character design for a while, and I have been annoyed for a long time about how a complicated person like Osamu Dazai would behave, and finally I decided to leave him alone! !I can write whatever I like!Anyway, the fans are all ooc! ! !

In short, it is now successfully completed, and I have decided to publish the book!

Thanks to everyone who supports Sandwich! ! !

mwah! !

See you next time, Donghui.I'll start digging around the end of September!On file.

Generally speaking, it is Mary Sue's direction, and the ending still wants to make a sandwich.

Love everyone!