[Bungo Stray Dogs] To be an ordinary person has to pass the triple test

Tianyu Natsuki found out after coming to Japan that April Fool's Day was actually held here on April [-]st.

What is this festival for? Of course it is used to deceive people.

But the essence is still there, you have to be deceptive but also be very real, if you are exposed by others in the next second and say "Are you a deceit?", then it will be meaningless.

Tianyu Xiaxi is quite confident in her acting skills, but what theme is she going to use to deceive people, and who is she going to deceive...

Tianyu Xiaxi herself hadn't figured out what to say, but her classmate came up with a very simple idea.

"Iron! Talk about irony!!"

"In that case, it will be easy to be found out to be a lie." Tianyu Xiaxi analyzed quite seriously, "Because we have known each other for so long, it is easy to see through some irony now."

At some point, Tianyu Xiaxi puts a lot of emphasis on the desire to win.

However, with this reminder from her classmates, she still came up with an idea.

Amami Natsuki thought, even Osamu Dazai should be able to fool him this time, right?

On the afternoon of April [-]st there was a rather heavy air in the Armed Detective Agency.

It wasn't Doppo Kunikida who was engrossed in his work, nor Ranpo Edogawa who was eating snacks with a newspaper in his hand, and it had nothing to do with the other members of the company who were on missions.

It's Osamu Dazai, an everyday salted fish player lying listlessly on the sofa.

No, if you take a closer look, this is not just a listless Dazai Osamu, but a Dazai Osamu who is almost loveless. You can't even find the usual lazy expression. It's completely "I'm dead." Don't come to me" attitude.

Kunikida Doppo took a few deep breaths, finally suppressed his anger, and chose to ask a little more kindly, "So, why are you dying like this now?"

Osamu Dazai turned his body, his kite-colored eyes were dimmed, "Ah... a single man like Kunikida-kun won't understand."

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, wanting to kill himself who sympathized with Osamu Dazai five seconds ago.

But Osamu Dazai did not stop speaking because he felt that Kunikida Doppo "didn't understand".

"Actually... when I called Miss Xia Xi in the morning..."

Osamu Dazai also felt that on April Fool's Day, a little trick must be prepared.Of course, he will not use the kind of silly lies that can be seen through at a glance like those immature men.

What kind of breakup, I don't like you anymore, not only can you see it at a glance, but it's also very outdated.

Moreover, his real purpose is not to deceive people, but——

The first thing he said when he dialed the phone was, "Honey, I want to have dinner with you, can you reserve some time for me?"

Natsuki Amaba usually said at this time, "I'm not free recently, sorry, Mr. Dazai."

But Tianyu Xiaxi who was on the phone today actually replied, "Okay, about when?"

Osamu Dazai was almost stunned, and for a moment he forgot whether he wanted to continue his "April Fool's Day deception". He said in "Promise to spend a sweet night with Ms. Natsuki" and "April Fool's Day, maybe you can see Ms. Natsuki jealous "Scene" hesitating back and forth, and in the end, as if reason had defeated desire, Dazai Osamu spoke smoothly the lines he had arranged for April Fool's Day.

"Ah...Miss Xia Xi...uh..."

"what happened?"

There was nothing wrong with the voice coming from the phone. Although Osamu Dazai subconsciously felt something was wrong, he continued, "Sorry, Miss Natsuki, I made a wrong call. Well, do you have time tomorrow night? "

"...Uh... so it's Mr. Dazai, uh... If that's the case, I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do."

Eh?

"turn out to be"? ? ?

Wait a minute, Miss Xia Xi just agreed so neatly, did you think it was someone else?

No, today is April Fool's Day, and Natsuki Amana is not a simple character, so this is a special countermeasure, right?

Osamu Dazai edited the text message very calmly, and opened Twitter by the way, and searched for the homepage of Natsuki Amaba's social account.

The latest news, it reads——

"Although it's April Fool's Day, but in this way, we can really separate from those who love to eat crabs and those who like to commit suicide."

Osamu Dazai laughed softly, "It's so naive, Miss Natsuki. How could I believe what happened on April Fool's Day?"

As a result, Osamu Dazai remained lying on the sofa throughout the noon, without moving.

The Central Plains also don't think April Fool's Day is a holiday at all.He would never be so bored as to say something insincere.So he maintained his plan as always, and called Tian Yu Natsuki.

"Hey, do you have time tonight? If you don't have time, come out and have a meal."

This kind of speech that is sometimes completely unreasonable really seems like something a mafia cadre can do.

Tianyu Natsuki hesitated for a while, then suddenly changed the topic, "Well, Mr. Dazai also wants to invite me to dinner."

"Push it."

"But I have promised."

The mafia cadre sneered on the other side of the phone, "Oh? This is really rare. You actually agreed to the invitation of mackerel. Let me ask, what is the change in your mood?"

"...Maybe I feel that I shouldn't stay where I am..."

Tianyu Xiaxi hung up the phone, and then turned off the phone with great backbone.

In fact, she didn't do anything. In short, she could almost reach the level of "deceiving" even if she followed the other party against her?

Then send another message to explain in the early hours of the morning, which means that you have won a big victory on April Fool's Day?

She looked at the time and decided that she should indulge herself a little today and go to a restaurant for dinner.

After 10 minutes, she just wanted to kill the self who wanted to go to the restaurant to eat.

She was walking very low-key on the road when she was stopped by Zhongya's sports car, and before the other party said anything, another person put his hand on her shoulder.

The owner of the palm uttered words that sounded gentle and kind, "Eh? Ms. Natsuki 'so' the person who wants to have dinner with is Chuya?"

Even though the tone seemed to be very gentle, there was clearly no trace of warmth or smile in the iris, but a gloomy tone that seemed to be able to engulf people and swallow them up.

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to have discovered the truth, and let out a low-pitched laugh, "Oh, that's right, the way forward is to choose this guy? It seems that the mafia is quite underestimated."

Uh--

Tianyu Xiaxi did not expect that the fragments of her temporary play would be miraculously connected at this time, and it would also cause an extremely terrifying misunderstanding.

Nakahara Nakaya got out of the car neatly, locked the car door, and grabbed Amano Natsuki's arm with one hand. On the other hand, Dazai Osamu just put his hands in his coat pockets and followed Nakahara Nakaya with a smile on his face. Steps in one direction,.

Tianyu Xiaxi was dragged into the hotel, and then forced into a luxurious suite. She was surrounded by the wall, and Nakahara also pinched her chin, so she had to look at the other party's fierce eyes. interested eyes.

"Well, don't be afraid, there is still so much time today." He stretched out his other hand and slowly unbuttoned her neckline, "You can make it clear, can't you?"

One person played the black-faced role first, and the other naturally took over the white-faced role as well.

Osamu Dazai threw his coat on the sofa in the suite, grabbed her short skirt with his hands, and nimbly tore off the hidden buttons and zippers of the skirt, "Don't worry, Miss Natsuki, I won't let Chuya mess around Yes, but what—”

There was a flash of light in the man's eyes, "Miss Xia Xi also has to pay a little, right?"

Tianyu Xiaxi was hugged by the waist, maybe she still had the strength to resist, but now she probably can't.

The author has something to say:

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Turn on the lights.An April Fool's meme that came up on a whim yesterday.It was originally arranged to "break up, I don't like smoking and drinking/break up, I don't like suicide and crabs very much", but I found that it is better to keep the same and change... Although Xia Xi's ending is a bit Sympathetic.

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Tomorrow...updating is a bit dangerous...because I want to revise the previous draft~~~~~~~

But I will still work hard~~

ahhh~~~

Hurry up~~someone~~food cycle bad! ! !I have other tricks hidden! ! !

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