After transmigrating into cannon fodder and white lotus, I became a heartthrob

Looking for a girlfriend: ...I slowly typed a question mark, brother die, your speed is a bit fast, I will deduct 666 for you...

Want to eat rabbits: where and where.

Wanted girlfriend: Oh, I'll praise you, you're really good at it!

Want to eat Tutu: Hehe, you are right to argue, I don't quarrel with single dogs.

Cai Hongwen: ...Made, what's the matter with making me even more irritating? ?

Looking for a girlfriend: Let me tell you, I haven’t made friends with you until now, you should really thank me for my good temper

Looking for a girlfriend: By the way, what's the matter with your ID, you fell in love with the spicy rabbit head? ?

I want to eat a rabbit: ...the rabbit is so cute, how can I eat it!

Looking for girlfriend:? ? ?

I want to eat rabbits: I don’t want to eat this one, but I won’t argue with you anymore, I’m going to learn...

Looking for girlfriend:? ? ? ?

Cai Hongwen put down his phone and began to think deeply about the possibility of Yuan Feibai being impaled by a human soul.

Otherwise, I would just go out and act forcefully and bump my head, and my sex will change.

Yuan Feibai is willing to take the initiative to learn, and Cai Hongwen washes his hair upside down on the spot!

Yuan Feibai still doesn't know why Cai Hongwen is slandering him in his heart. He only feels that he is full of motivation now. He, Yuan Feibai, is no longer the former No. [-] middle school bully. He just wants to swim in the ocean of learning! !

So Yuan Feibai bought several sets of test papers and teaching aids for himself on the way back.

He returned home with a pile of books in his arms, which naturally attracted the attention of his parents. Yuan Feibai felt a little burning on his face, but his expression was still the same. He strode back to his room and prepared to use the penguin phone to "harass "Xu Huan gave himself a lecture.

Father Yuan glanced at his wife after Yuan Feibai entered the room: "... What did you do?"

Ren Xue was applying a mask to herself. She wiped the battered unknown liquid on her face and said with a smile, "Almost."

Yuan's father watched the green object gradually cover his wife's cheeks, and looked away calmly, and then his waist was twisted: "Ouch!!"

Ren Xue raised the mushy plate in her hand: "Why do you turn your head? You have to apply it too. Seeing that you have a lot of crow's feet wrinkles on your face, you still want to run?" She said with a look of disgust.

Father Yuan: ...

Xu Huan returned home with his hands and feet stiff, and before he recovered from the century-old mystery of whether Yuan Feibai was straight or crooked, he heard a "bang".

Xu Huan woke up from the distraction, and looked up to see Xu Xinglan fell at home in a very strange posture. While lying on the ground, he still had an expression of extreme shock on his face.

If he had to say it, it was as if he saw a hundred geese rushing towards him in a panic.

Xu Huan hurriedly helped Xu Xinglan up from the ground, then saw his little cousin standing up in a daze, stretched out his hand to push him away, and then supported his forehead and said, "...let me calm down for a while."

After speaking, he couldn't hold back anymore, and returned to the room with a tearful gesture.

Xu Huan: ...

He walked over and turned the doorknob slightly, only to find that brat Xu Xinglan had actually locked the door.

What kind of wind is this? ?

In the room, Xu Xinglan had no face to love. Although he was prepared, he still felt heartbroken at the moment of confirmation.

His cousin!His big brother was snatched away! !

The reason why he was so sure was because he saw the tooth marks on Xu Xu's earlobe, which were pink and printed on his white skin, so he couldn't pay attention to it.

For the first time in her life, Xu Xinglan hated her 5.0 eyesight.

He lay down on the bed, angrily raised his hand and beat the cup for a while, then let out a heavy breath, then Xu Xinglan turned over and sat cross-legged on the bed and began to think.

Well, that baby face left first, so he must be ruled out, and the iceberg man with glasses left second. Although it is also possible that he pretended to leave first but was in ambush below, but the most likely one is the one with the stern face. [-] to [-] same men pretending to be B men! !

He said why he always felt that there was something wrong with Xu Huan's eyes. It turned out that he was right!

Thinking about it now, in fact, things have already been foreshadowed. At the stadium, the guy and the old brother had such sticky eyes and were reluctant to talk, and they pretended not to know each other. The aura between them had already betrayed everything!

Xu Xinglan only felt that his intestines were turning green, he should trust his incomparably accurate intuition, otherwise he wouldn't be so passive.

At this time, Xu Xinglan, who was in charge, selectively ignored the past various rhetoric about innocent passers-by as Xu Xu's "boyfriend".

In fact, it's not that he doesn't want Xu Xu to get out of the singles, but Xu Xinglan feels that Xu Xu is now a senior in high school, and that guy named Bai doesn't look like a good student at first glance, and there is no future for them to fall in love!

Unexpectedly, Xu Xu, who usually looks very smart, has fallen into a pit?

After waiting outside the door for a while, he raised his eyebrows and decided to leave Xu Xinglan alone.

Anyway, with the other party's temperament, he can come out quickly when encountering anything. As for the Xu family, the last thing they are afraid of is being hit.

As soon as he turned around, Xu Huan heard the door open again with a "click" behind him. Looking back, Xu Xinglan had packed up his expression and was standing there. When he saw Xu Huan, a smile as bright as the sun was on his face. .

Xu Huan subconsciously blocked his eyes, he always felt that Xu Xinglan's smile was somewhat malicious.

"Brother, you are really serious, you don't even tell me when you are in love, what about the brotherhood between us!" Xu Xinglan said.

Xu Huan froze for a moment, then remembered what had touched his earlobe, and was speechless—it turned out that this kid misunderstood him for a long time.

Thinking that Xu Xinglan used to say hello when he saw Xiao Baihua walking with him, but now that he saw this "iron proof" that his thinking might diverge, Xu Huan felt a little headache, and tried to explain:

"Did you see...? Don't think too much, Yuan Feibai and I are friends, he..." Xu Huan's eyes flickered slightly, and then said: "...just kidding with me."

Xu Xinglan said "haha" in her heart, your friends will bite your earlobe when playing with you, is it more or less the same if they are "basic" friends?

If his friend dared to play such a joke with him, he would bend him and straighten him every minute.

Thinking of this, Xu Xinglan said again: "Brother, you don't have to hide it from me. Don't worry, I will cover you up in front of your parents. If you want to fall in love...you can talk about it without worry!"

When he said the last few words, there was already a bit of gnashing of teeth that was imperceptible in his tone.

Xu Huan was helpless: "I really didn't talk about it, he is a straight man..." Xu Huan felt very guilty for some reason when he said the last two words.

Xu Xinglan's face was serious.

Worse, according to his tentative sentences, Xu Huan seemed to be very protective of this guy named "Yuan Feibai", and even said that the other party was a straight man? ?

Your straight man bit the earlobe of his male friend!Then he really learned a lot today!

I'm afraid it wasn't this Yuan Feibai who took advantage of his brother's broken relationship to sneak in, while flirting with his brother who has never seen anything in the world as a backup, and at the same time claiming that he is a "straight man". This person is really big bad!

Xu Huan didn't know that Xu Xinglan had already made up countless personal settings for Yuan Fei in his heart. He pressed his temples. In fact, he felt reluctant to say these words, and it was even more difficult to convince Xu Xinglan.

Thinking of this, Xu Huan simply broke the can: "...Anyway, don't tell others about this. I don't want too many people to know about this. It will affect badly."

Xu Xinglan: "Okay."

He agreed too quickly, which surprised Xu Huan, and then heard Xu Xinglan say in a cold tone: "But this kind of man who just stamps it regardless of whether you are embarrassed or not is probably not a responsible person. Brother, I advise you You should break up with him sooner."

Xu Huan: ...The more you describe it, the darker it becomes. Brother Bai, I'm sorry for you.

Yuan Feibai, who was currently working hard on the questions, said, "Ha Qiu!!!"

Yuan Feibai:?Why did you sneeze suddenly?

Feeling that he didn't have a cold, Yuan Feibai thought for a while, and felt that Xu Xu should be thinking about himself.

Suddenly, sweetness bubbled up in his heart, and Yuan Feibai, who didn't know that he already had a negative favor with his future brother-in-law, felt that he had unlimited motivation to do the questions.

In the following days, Yuan Feibai completely entered the hell tutoring mode.

Even Xu Huan was shocked by how hard he worked. For a while, Xu Huan couldn't help thinking, Yuan Feibai worked so hard...could it really be because he was looking forward to his so-called "surprise"?

Xu Huan felt a little guilty. The surprise was actually a prevarication to the other party in a hurry. Seeing that the midterm exam was approaching, Xu Huan felt that he should test Yuan Feibai's attitude: "Brother Bai, you have worked too hard recently."

Yuan Feibai has been a little bit angry recently, but everyone who disturbs his studies, except Xu Huan, will be stinked, and now he has been walked around by a group of people, and he said without raising his head: "Of course, I'm going to be in the top ten."

Xu Huan: Isn't it the top fifteen? ?

Tapping the table with his fingers, Xu Huan seemed to have no intention of saying: "You are working so hard because of the 'that' I said, haha."

Yuan Feibai: "Of course, brother, I'll be waiting for you."

As he spoke, he raised his head and showed a shining smile towards Xu Xuuan.

Xu Huan: ...

He said now that he actually hasn't figured out what the surprise is, is it too late?

Taking advantage of the recess, Xu Xu smuggled the phone into the bathroom, and decided to follow Cai Hongwen's words.

Although he was unhappy that Yuan Feibai gave him eye drops there, Xu Huan decided to use the other party as a tool to set up Yuan Feibai's news.

Niu Colu Hongwen: Oh, isn't it slow, why did you suddenly take the initiative to find me?

Xu Huan: What kind of nickname is that.

After thinking about it, he slowly started typing.

XH: I have a question. I am preparing a surprise for Yuan Feibai. You are his best brother, so I want to ask for your opinion.

In order to be able to talk smoothly, Xu Huan pinched his nose and praised the strong relationship between Cai Hongwen and Yuan Feibai.

Niu Colu Hongwen: Bah, who is his brother!

Niu Gulu Hongwen: The former Cai Hongwen is dead, now I am Niu Gulu Hongwen!

Xu Huan:? ? ?

Cai Hongwen had a falling out with Yuan Feibai?

Cai Hongwen waited for a while, and found that Xu Huan didn't answer, and felt heartbroken—isn't this something harmonious enough that he finally came up with? ?

Niu Colu Hongwen: ... Well, when I didn't say anything just now, what surprise do you want to give Yuan Feibai?

Xu Huan: What a coincidence, that's exactly what I want to ask you.

The author has something to say: Xu Xinglan before he found out that his brother and Bai were together: Wow, what a cool gay!

Xu Xinglan after discovering that her brother and Bai were together: Bah, pretend to be a B-boy!

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Catch up, catch up (wiping sweat)

感谢在2020-06-1516:08:03~2020-06-1623:57:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of La La La; 5 bottles of Jue Xia;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!