Please don't touch me at the same table, thank you

The author has something to say: the front row reminds that there is a pervert in this chapter, this idiot will be offline in a few chapters.

感谢在2020-05-0323:58:00~2020-05-0423:52:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Yan Xiaoshuai; 5 bottles of Yu Jianlan and Jiang Shu; 1 bottle of Quanshi and Jiumi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

Looking at the dense chat records on the phone screen, Meng Xi began to doubt whether he could read or write.

He knows 'eat', and he also knows 'jealous', but why do you feel that the strokes of these two words are unfamiliar when you put them together?

What a joke, how could Song Huai be jealous!

Holding the mobile phone, Meng Xi typed out such a line, and hesitated before sending it.

He wouldn't believe it if someone else said it, but Yubai said it with a nose and eyes, as if there was such a thing, no matter how absurd things came out of his mouth, they could be said with some degree of credibility .

And didn't it mean that bystanders are clear?The more things have nothing to do with him, the more clearly he can see, otherwise Meng Xi wouldn't want to spend so long tangling here.

He hesitated, not knowing what to reply.

Fortunately, Yubai was also aware of his pessimism, and before he could reply, he sent several voice messages. Meng Xi couldn't find the earphone, so he put it to his ear to listen.

[Listen to my brother, that's right, why don't boys feel jealous?Besides, people have paid so much for you, and they sincerely regard you as a friend, so they must also want to know you better. ]

[If he really doesn’t want anything in return and doesn’t have any emotions, he will solve your difficulties for you, and be your little padded jacket with peace of mind when you have nothing to do... That’s not called a friend, it’s called helping the poor, you know?That means that he doesn't have you in his heart at all, and he doesn't care anyway, whatever you want to do.This is the most dangerous thing, it shows that he is a person who plays tricks to his face and hides his tricks behind his back. In fact, he doesn't take you seriously at all. ]

[When the time comes, you can say something nice to them, and casually bring up the matter just now. As long as your attitude is sincere enough and you don’t hide it, your anger will disappear immediately. ]

Yubai spoke very quickly, and received messages one by one. Meng Xi listened very slowly, and his hands were sore when he held it by his ear, only to hear Yubai whispering in his ear how to 'coax' people Suddenly, there was a sound of light footsteps not far away.

Meng Xi raised his head subconsciously. Song Huai came out of the bathroom while wiping the water drops from his hair. It sounds exceptionally clear.

"..."

Meng Xi's scalp was about to explode, and he didn't know what Yubai was going to say next, so he quickly turned off the screen and put the phone in his pocket.

Seeing his movements, Song Huai paused, turned back and went into the room without saying anything.

It took less than two seconds for this change in direction, but Meng Xi immediately understood that the flustered action just now was playing in Song Huai's minefield again.

Yubai just carefully emphasized not to let Song Huai realize that he had too many little secrets that he couldn't tell him, but he turned around and hid the phone, writing brightly, 'I'm chatting with my friends, but I can't tell you what specific friends and content'.

Why not?

Too private?That's not true, he can still listen to the voice outside!

Then why not let him know?Is it mistrust, or unwillingness to share with him?

No matter which option it is, it is an option to be called a scumbag.

If he was still a little ignorant when Yubai mentioned something just now, Meng Xi immediately realized and regretted it at this moment. Smiling, "Are you going to blow dry your hair? I brought a hair dryer. There are few outlets in the dormitory. You sit on the sofa and I will blow it for you."

"No, no need."

Song Huai wanted to twitch his arm with a cold face, but he couldn't do it for a long time. He turned his head and saw that Meng Xi was like a koala in the zoo, clinging to his arm and not letting go, looking pitiful.

...Poor fart.

When he took a shower, he specially adjusted the warm and cold water to calm his mind for a while.There was always a villain in my heart persuading him, persuading him not to be so stingy, but to be more tolerant to be likable.After finally persuading him for a long time, there was a sign of a solution, but as soon as he came out, he saw Meng Xi hiding his phone in a panic.

Song Huai's brain exploded at that time, and his ears were still buzzing during the short distance.

The anger was real, but once Meng Xi softened, Song Huai couldn't help but scold him with a straight face.

"Let go first, I won't blow my hair right now."

Song Huai was only wearing a pair of pajamas, and the two of them were quite uncomfortable tugging and tugging, "I'll change my clothes, and I'll go down to get takeaway later."

Meng Xi kept looking at what takeaway to get, but Song Huai's phone didn't ring.

"Let me get it for you." When he thought that Song Huai was angry, he didn't care about his face anymore, and took out the torture method he tried on his parents at home, "It's so cold outside, your hair is still wet , if the wind hurts, I won’t be able to get out of bed tomorrow.”

As he spoke, he made two humming sounds.

Song Huai: "..."

Is this for raising pigs?

Meng Xi's tone was soft, no matter how bad-tempered a person is, their hearts will melt, let alone Song Huai?

He was dragged to sit on the sofa with no power to resist. Meng Xi, like a hair-washing girl in a barber shop, quickly pulled out a dry towel and put it on his shoulders, plugged in the hair dryer, and lightly Caressing Song Huai's hair, holding the machine in the other hand and blowing.

The heating and air conditioning was turned on in the room. Meng Xi was afraid that the hot wind would burn him, so he turned on the warm wind and blew it patiently little by little.

The wind was gentle and the movements were gentle, but Song Huai's heart became more and more restless.

Meng Xi's flattery is too obvious, and he would definitely benefit from it in the past.However, because of this, he now understands more clearly that this is just an excuse to cover up.

The more you understand, the more irritable you become.

Even the wind from the hair dryer was accompanied by the sound of dry breathing, whistling in his ears, making people upset.

Meng Xi was tired from lifting, so he put his arm on his shoulder, and when he put it on, the feeling was different from usual.

The tense muscles seemed to come from a warrior who was ready to lift a knife at any time. A finger poked it hard, and a piece of flesh the size of a palm seemed to be tightly grasped. The density and tight texture were scary to the touch.

"..." Meng Xi was taken aback, "Are you still angry?"

Song Huai didn't speak.

Meng Xi turned off the hair dryer and sat cross-legged behind him. The sofa was just wide enough for the two of them to sit next to each other.

This was the first time he had seen the power of a man's jealousy. For a while, he was a little novel and secretly happy.

"I just sent a message to Yubai just now." Meng Xi's arm went around his shoulders, pressed against him intimately, and showed him the phone screen, "You ignored me this afternoon, I was so worried, so I just sent a message." The news asked him what to do in this situation, and he gave me some advice just now."

Song Huai snorted coldly: "Who wants to watch this? It's boring."

However, he couldn't help but glanced at the chat page from the corner of the eye.

There was a lot of voices in Yubai's hair, and nothing could be seen. Meng Xi took the initiative to scroll up, revealing a large piece of text he had sent to ask questions.

In fact... Song Huai was also very ashamed to show this thing.

It was like secretly polishing a gift for someone in a shell. Suddenly, there was a click, and the shell was pried open. The person he wanted to give the gift poked his head in, and saw the soft shellfish and the unformed shell at a glance. , dusty pearls.

It was a public execution.

Song Huai said that he would not read it, but his eyes watched the screen carefully for a long time, as if he wanted to save every word Meng Xi said and translate it into his own language.

At this time, Meng Xi couldn't help but be thankful that he and Yubai didn't say anything coquettish, and he didn't express his feelings with his friends, otherwise Song Huai would have leaked the whole thing now.

He raised his hands sorely, and felt very embarrassed. He guessed that he should have read even the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic after such a long time, right?He was about to withdraw his hand silently when Song Huai suddenly held him down.

Song Huai read it again, selected more questions that Meng Xi had sent to Yu Bai earlier, and sent them to his WeChat.

Meng Xi: "?"

It's not enough for you to read it once, and you want to review it at night?Why, can this still be the test site for the college entrance examination?

Song Huai did not forward Yu Baifa's voice, but only forwarded Meng Xi's words. When he turned around and saw Meng Xi's expression, he pursed his lips, his expression a little unnatural.

"Usually I seldom hear you mention me to others."

He spoke half a sentence, and then refused to speak.

Meng Xi was slightly confused at first, but then he suddenly understood.

It’s probably like when a girlfriend always wants a boy to post a loving photo in Moments after falling in love, it’s like an animal circle, on the one hand, it shows the importance of oneself in the boy’s heart, and on the other hand, it also declares sovereignty.

Although he and Sanshui are not in a romantic relationship... but they probably have something in common, right?

I want to hear my good friends talk about me a lot, and I want to hear him and others praise me more. Maybe the relationship is already very close, but this kind of emotion that is naturally revealed in front of outsiders is like fruit and dessert after a meal, isn’t it? Necessities, but if you can't get them, you can't help wanting them.

Meng Xi seemed to have opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and suddenly understood everything.

"What is this, there is more."

He coughed twice, took his phone back, started to search for keywords and flipped through the records, and finally found a few more, some of which were casually complimenting Song Huai while chatting with his mother, some were chatting with Yubai, and if Yubai talked about his daughter No matter how good my friend was to him, Lemon Xiaomeng couldn't help showing his tablemate, saying that our Sanshui was also very kind to me.

He brazenly forwarded all his compliments about Song Huai to the other party's chat box, and said: "Actually, I don't have any friends. The closest one is you now. Apart from chatting with Tian Xiaojuan and the others, I don't care about others." I don’t have much contact with them. I don’t know them well, so I shouldn’t mention you rashly.”

Meng Xi secretly observed Song Huai's reaction while talking, and sure enough, his expression gradually softened a lot, and he even showed a bit embarrassed look.

Song Huai didn't know what to say: "What are you sending me all of a sudden?"

As he spoke, he showed a disinterested expression.

Meng Xi wanted to laugh until he saw it, but because of the friendship between the two, he still held back, thinking that now he would know how to pet the lion.

The atmosphere finally eased up a lot, and Song Huai's sulking just now was also relieved a lot because of the chat records of these few sentences.

However, Meng Xi has not forgotten the culprit.

"Actually, I haven't told you about Qiao Lei."

He secretly observed Song Huai's expression, "There are several reasons. One is that I really hate him, and I don't want to recall things about him. The other is that I feel bored when I tell you those dirty things. Disgusting, why bother to stain your ears again? Thirdly, there are indeed some unspeakable things..."

Song Huai really felt uncomfortable: "Then you don't have to say it, and I don't have to know, it's up to you to say it or not."

Good guy, now it's sounding grand, who was sulking there just now?

Meng Xi slandered him a few words in his heart, but he felt that duplicity was especially cute on Song Huai, so he smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you don't want to hear it, but I have a very strong desire to talk now, and I want to tell you. of."

Song Huai heard the teasing meaning in his words, and immediately looked dissatisfied, but Meng Xi continued: "Actually, if you want to talk about this, you have to involve a big secret."

Meng Xi looked at Song Huai seriously, "Very few people know this secret, and it's related to my life and safety. It's best if you believe it. If you don't believe it, just take it as me trying to make you happy. If you hear it, forget it." gone."

Song Huai couldn't help being taken aback by his serious attitude, and nodded after a while.

He suddenly had a wonderful premonition that Meng Xi might have hinted to him many times about this secret.

The next moment, Meng Xi leaned close to his ear, covering his ear and his lips with his palm, and his warm breath swam around his cochlea.

"I have a superpower. As long as I make skin-to-skin contact with someone, I can make them fall in love with me."

Song Huai heard Meng Xi whispering in his ear.

It's like saying something nonsense.

A nonsense statement that he emphasized many times.

·

When Meng Xi was in the summer of the second year of junior high school, he began to realize that the world suddenly became not quite right.

That day he had breakfast at home as usual, and his father said he would drive him to school, but he was thinking of Qiao Lei who was going to pick him up on a motorcycle, so he refused.

It was actually 5 minutes late when he went out. He ran on the road in a hurry, but accidentally tripped over a stone and broke his knee.

When he got up tearfully, a thunderous thunder suddenly fell under the clear sky. The sound was so loud that he even had the illusion that it was about to hit Meng Xi's head.

Meng Xi was only a 14-year-old boy at that time. He was spoiled and raised. Although he has grown up in size, he was still a child after all. He was stunned by the roar on the spot.

The thunder just above his forehead struck six times. The sound shook the ground. Meng Xi was lying on the ground trembling, and could even feel the vibration of the dust on the ground.

When the thunder disappeared, Meng Xi got up in shock, his hands, feet and face were numb, and the soles of his feet even had cramps.

He sat on the ground for a long time before he recovered. At this time, Qiao Lei stopped in front of him on a screeching motorcycle from the front, and jokingly asked him what he was doing on the ground.

Meng Xi then told him what happened to the six thunderbolts just now as usual. Qiao Lei thought he was frightened and had hallucinations, and said seriously that he was about to ascend to immortality, and the thunder just now was Du Thunderstorm.

Meng Xi told him the truth with a serious face, but he didn't expect that Qiao Lei was just joking, so he sulked for a while.

However, no one expected that Qiao Lei's words would come true.

At first, he fed a stray cat in the school. The cat was tricked into going to the hospital for neutering, and after losing its beloved balls, it has hated humans ever since.

This cat is also savage, and when Meng Xi feeds the canned food he opens, he doesn't stop, but if he dares to touch his fur, he immediately shows his paws to serve him.

Relying on his own beauty, he is very vicious.

That day Meng Xi went to feed it as usual, maybe because it was cooked, the cat relaxed its vigilance, and started licking the can before he left.

Meng Xi looked at his shiny black and white fur, and his hands were really itchy, so he couldn't help touching it.

After touching it for half a second, I took it back, afraid of being scratched.

However, what is surprising is that just after he finished stroking, the cat suddenly stopped moving, with a dull expression on its face, and after a long time, it turned over and rolled to Meng Xi's feet, meowing and beckoning to be petted. He is no longer the gangster boss he used to be.

Meng Xi was dazed while stroking the cat, and a friend who was feeding it also wanted to go up and touch it.

Immediately afterwards, he turned back and rubbed his head against the palm of his hand meowingly.

It's amazing to see one thing in person.

Later, everyone tried many times, and without exception, they were all protested by the cats with their claws—except for Meng Xi.

Everyone was quite surprised, but considering that Meng Xi feeds the most and the cat has been wandering for a long time, it is quite reasonable to want to find a shit shovel officer.

Meng Xi didn't care.

What really made him feel weird was that his good friend who had known him for more than a year suddenly dumped his boyfriend who had always been loving and sweet, and turned around and confessed to him.

Meng Xi has a very close relationship with her, knowing that she has always been boring to him, and he kept joking that he would introduce his good sister to him.

As a result, he suddenly changed his sex one day and came to say that he liked him.

Meng Xi's expression cracked instantly. At first he thought she was joking, but later he found out that this friend was serious, so he couldn't help asking, "What do you like about me?"

She was confused for two seconds, and said that I don't know, all I know is that I like you very much now and want to fall in love with you.

Of course the friend didn't make it.

The one who made Meng Xi completely aware of something was wrong was the third-year senior with whom they hadn't gotten along well in private. He was also an unlearned and wealthy young man who pushed him on the basketball court one day and walked away arrogantly.

The next afternoon when school was over, the rich young man blocked him in the alley, holding a handful of fresh roses in his hand, and told him that I like you, and that I couldn't bear the itchiness in my heart if I didn't see you for a day, and wanted to fall in love with you.

Only then did Meng Xi realize that something was gradually getting out of control.

He thinks he looks good, has a good personality, and has some talents (such as playing basketball), but he never thinks that he has the ability to be a heartthrob.

Let the cat who hates humans take the initiative to get close, let the female friend who always treats him as a brother confess, and even the deadly enemy who has always been estranged can present him with a bouquet of roses. combine.

Well, your mother's head.

Meng Xi gradually felt panic. He went to the hospital for a check-up. After walking around the registration room, he first went to the dermatology department.

Within 5 minutes of entering the dermatology department, he re-registered and went to the psychiatric department next door according to the doctor's advice.

The doctor did a lot of examinations, and after several long hours, he concluded that Meng Xi might be suffering from anxiety and delusional disorders.

Meng Xi walked home slowly with a big bag of medicines in his hand. Looking at the precautions written by the doctor, he gradually found some peace in his heart.

Maybe it was because he was under too much study pressure and had hallucinations, or maybe he was too narcissistic. How could such a coincidence happen?It's also possible that those people had faintly liked him before, but he was too slow to realize it.

He followed the doctor's advice and took more than a dozen pills, constantly hypnotizing himself. As long as he took the medicine on time and actively treated, the world would surely return to its original state.

He didn't dare to tell his parents about this, nor did he dare to tell any friends around him. He even put on gloves and wrapped himself up thickly, for fear of being accused of being a monster.

The only outlet for him to relax is Qiao Lei.

Qiao Lei is his best friend. Qiao Lei has a characteristic. He is very righteous, and he is like the kind of righteousness in martial arts novels-don't care if my brother is doing right or not, I am on the same path with him anyway. I don't help my relatives.

In the past, Meng Xi criticized him because he was unreasonable, but now he is very happy, even a little lucky.

He and Qiao Lei are best buddies, and he believes that no matter what happens, Qiao Lei will stand by his side without hesitation.

This is a rare safe haven.

That afternoon, Qiao Lei took Meng Xi to skip class and went back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep.

With him by his side, Meng Xi, who was under tremendous mental pressure and under the effects of drugs, soon felt a rare relief. He fell asleep very quickly, and his sleep was very solid and peaceful.

However, this rare stability did not last long.

The weather in summer is sweltering, and their junior high school did not install air conditioners in the dormitory for safety. In the four-person dormitory, there was only an old-fashioned electric fan hanging on the wall, which creaked and shook its head, blowing the wind to every corner.

There is no ventilation in the dormitory, and all the hot air is blowing around.

Meng Xi suddenly had a semi-lucid dream, he dreamed of a tiger lying beside him, he opened his eyes in the dream, the red eyes of the tiger stared greedily at him, its panting heat seemed to explode The magma swept over with waves of heat.Its huge mouth was slightly open, and saliva dripped from its teeth.

The water was still moving, and it became wet when it dripped on his skirt, and soon it trickled all the way down again.

Meng Xi felt as if he had been soaked in a quagmire. He wanted to get up, but the medicine he had taken a few hours ago contained sleeping and calming ingredients. He was so weak that he couldn't even move his fingers. No.

The tiger lowered its head, and a strange fishy smell immediately came out of its mouth, mixed with ticking saliva.

Meng Xi is not afraid of tigers, and he still has a natural affection for cats, but at this moment he suddenly felt a little unknown fear.

He desperately struggled to wake up from this lucid dream. When he slowly opened his eyes, he saw white bed nets and brown wooden boards. dim.

There was a trace of coolness in his abdomen.

It turned out that the T-shirt he was wearing was rolled up one by one, revealing the boy's tight and beautiful muscle lines.

A hot arm circled from the side.

Meng Xi turned around in a daze, and found that his good friend was buried under his quilt, with his upper body stripped off, and his skin was burning hot against him.

Qiao Lei just relieved himself, and now he is still recovering, seeing that he woke up, he hugged his face affectionately.

"You are so smooth and fragrant."

He clung to Meng Xi like a big cat, half-closed his eyes and said, "Xiao Meng, I want to have sex with you."

He added, "I also want to fall in love with you."

Meng Xi was stunned for a long time, but when he heard his last words, he suddenly shuddered.