Please don't touch me at the same table, thank you

"Hello."

Song Huai's voice sounded in the empty classroom. The air vibrated slightly and passed to the other end.

"Who?"

he asks.

There was silence on the phone for a while, and no one spoke.

Song Huai pinched the time and asked again, "Which one is it?"

After a few seconds, the other party finally spoke.

"Zhang Yifeng."

A hoarse male voice came from the microphone, "I'm looking for Zhang Yifeng."

Song Huai said, "Who is Zhang Yifeng?"

The other party paused for two seconds, then repeated slowly, "I'll find Zhang Yifeng and ask him to answer the phone."

"No one is called Zhang Yifeng."

Song Huai emphasized his tone, "Which one are you?"

The person on the phone was silent for a moment, and did not reply for a long time. After a while, there was a beeping sound of hanging up directly from the microphone.

Song Huai was not surprised.

He glanced at the phone number, saved the string of numbers in the memo, swiped right to unblock it, and deleted the communication record.

Just after finishing this series of operations, there was a faint sound of footsteps outside.

Meng Xi clutched his stomach and was very weak. He limped in from the outside, "Oh, it hurts me to death. I squatted in the toilet for a long time, and my legs are numb."

"If I tell you to eat less instant noodles, I will not listen."

Song Huai turned off the screen calmly, carried his schoolbag on the other shoulder, and stuffed the phone into his palm, "Wait for me at the door, I'll check the window, and turn off the light by the way."

Meng Xi happened to have numb feet and couldn't walk, so he was not polite when he heard the words, and stood outside the door with the wall all the way.

Song Huai tried to push every window, turned off the lamp after confirming that it was locked, and locked the door with the key.

"By the way, Sanshui." Meng Xi leaned against the tiled wall, watched him do the finishing work, tilted his head and said suddenly, "Are you free on Saturday?"

"Ok?"

Song Huai pushed against the gate tentatively, and after the inspection, Meng Xi said, "Shall we ask for a vacation on Saturday to go out and play? I don't really want to stay here."

"Want to skip school?"

Song Huai took back the key, slapped him over the head, and walked towards the stairs, "How long have you been serious, and you're going to fail again?"

"Not at all."

Meng Xi hurriedly caught up with him, followed behind his shadow and explained with a smile, "Didn't you mean to combine work and rest? I was wondering if I should go out to relax for a while, so I told Old Tang that we were going to see Dr. Chen. Come back in two hours, okay?"

He behaved erratically, as if he was terrified of being at school on a Saturday.

Song Huai looked at him strangely, but in the end he didn't ask anything, but he didn't agree either.

"Get through this weekend, and next week will be New Year's Day."

Meng Xi heaved a sigh, he could hear the disappointment.

"However," Song Huai said suddenly, "on New Year's Day...come to my house for dinner."

He thought for a while, and added: "The 26th is my birthday. On New Year's Day, let's just treat it as you making it up with me."

Meng Xi originally wanted to say that he might go back to see his grandparents on New Year's Day, but when he said this, his face was full of surprise, and he couldn't say no.

Tomorrow is Friday, until the 26th, there are only 6 days left.

There is only so little time left!

It takes two or three days to pick out a gift, not to mention the delivery time!Plus birthday cake fancy...

"you……"

Meng Xi exploded immediately, "You, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Say it sooner or later."

"It's almost the same! It's a lot worse, master??"

Meng Xi is really about to get overwhelmed by his anger. He is usually very active when he owes a fill-in-the-blank question. Why did he become a gourd at a critical moment?He also caught someone by surprise.

"You have to prepare gifts, right? There must be birthday meals and longevity noodles, right? It's best to invite some classmates to eat lively. If you don't like too many people, we can invite a few. It's fine to book a restaurant for birthday meals, but this longevity You have to ask if there is a boss nearby who can do it."

"There is also a birthday cake. I remember you don't like sweet things very much, but birthdays have to be a treat. What kind of birthday cake is a birthday cake without cream-how about this, make a platter cake with strawberry matcha and chocolate, and then I'll order a small chiffon for you, it won't taste too sweet. Also, I have to wear new clothes for my birthday..."

Meng Xi babbled a lot, and Song Huai was slightly surprised, "Is celebrating a birthday so troublesome?"

Where is the custom of wearing new clothes on birthdays?

"Of course, your birthday is the day you were born! Why isn't such a good day worth celebrating? By the way, what kind of birthday gift do you want?"

birthday present?

Song Huai was startled, "I don't want anything, just have a meal with me."

The answer was not unexpected at all, Meng Xi really hated iron and steel, "You really don't have any surprises or romance at all. Let me tell you, you can't catch a girl like this, do you know that? ?”

"..." Song Huai stopped in his tracks, turned around, and looked serious, "Then how do you think you can hold on to the person you like?"

The almost white wall-like light cast from the top of the stairs made Song Huai's skin extremely cold and pale, while the color of his hair and pupils looked darker against the contrast.

His eyes are focused, with a trace of irresistible magic power, and if he is not careful when looking at each other, he will be drawn into the vortex of that vision.

Meng Xi subconsciously held his breath.

Song Huai repeated it patiently, "How do you think you can hold on to the person you like?"

He opened his mouth, but couldn't think of any words or phrases for a while.

Song Huai is tall, and his shoulders are not thin. When hugging, they are just wide enough to cover him.Compared with Meng Xi's thin and youthful demeanor, he is more like a mature young man, with both his body and demeanor just right.

But there is always an unreal sense of weightlessness.

It's as if he doesn't belong here, he doesn't belong to anyone, he just happens to be standing on the same ground as many people.There were people coming and going around, and elite men and women in suits and ties hurried past him holding their mobile phones.

He stared blankly for a while, and no one saw him, so he turned and walked away.

Song Huai was still waiting for his answer.

As if before leaving, he suddenly caught a different gaze, so he stopped, wanting to get the last solution.

"You don't need to do anything."

Meng Xi couldn't help blurting out, "You just stand there, and there are many people who want to love you."

As soon as he finished speaking, he wanted to bite his tongue.

This is so ambiguous! !

However, Song Huai didn't feel offended, he was slightly taken aback.

After a while, a bright smile suddenly appeared on that always cold and indifferent face.

Meng Xi was dumbfounded.

It seemed that it was the first time he saw a trace of the boyishness of a real sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy emerging from Xue Shen.

It was also at that moment that Song Huai finally firmly believed that there was someone in this world who heard his frequency.

He is a 52HZ whale.

·

For Song Huai's 17th birthday, Meng Xi had been thinking about it for a long time, always thinking about what kind of birthday party to hold for him.

Birthday planning occupied his daily life for the next week. In the past few days, he was thinking about what kind of gift to buy, and even got up secretly in the middle of the night to check the size in Song Huai's closet, trying to ask his parents to help him buy clothes ——

Of course, the idea was rejected in the end.

You have to try the clothes to know whether they are good or not. If you don’t like it or it doesn’t fit you, wouldn’t it be embarrassing?

So, after class, Meng Xi devoted all his energy to the highlight of the birthday gift, and even forgot one thing that had bothered him for a whole day.

When he heard Chi Hui say that the chemistry teacher was going to adjust his class, he checked the calendar and realized that today is already Monday.

Not to mention Saturday, even Sunday was left behind by him.

This weekend was different from what he had imagined before. There was no fear, no trouble, only endless fulfillment.

Meng Xi also climbed up Koukou, opened the group that had been dusty for a long time, and sent a message.

Woooooo, can you be good at the big question: Today is Monday?

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

People in the group soon bubbled up.

I am a dragon [reply]: ...

I am a dragon [Reply]: Is the village connected to the Internet, big brother?

Lianye He Tiantian [Reply]: No.

Lianye He Tiantian [Reply]: It seems that someone anonymously reported to the director, so the teacher issued an electronic pass to the parent group in advance, and the security guards also checked closely.

Wen Wenya: I went to the gate to check on Saturday, and there were indeed a few girls, but not from No. [-] Middle School.It looks like it belongs to No.[-] Middle School and Vocational School.

Lianye He Tiantian: After all, No. [-] Middle School is very strict. Good students are busy studying, so I guess it’s just a joke (pick nose)

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Gentle and elegant: I don’t know (spread hands)

If you have money, you can get stars: It seems like something that Xueshen can do...

Lotus Leaf He Tiantian: +1

Suave: +1

I am a dragon: The god of learning should not know, right?

I'm a dragon: Speaking of which, can @嗤吉吉 be a good question, big brother, I have endured you for a long time, can you change a vest with a recognizable name?Who are you?

However, no matter how much he yelled, no matter how much he yelled from the air, this fake cry monster never appeared again.

……

Meng Xi put away his phone and subconsciously looked at Song Huai.

……impossible.

This old man will not waste time on such boring things as forums. He doesn't even log in to WeChat and Koukou very often, let alone go to the trouble of registering a small account.

What's more, he heard all his news from Chi Hui, and he didn't cause any trouble on the forum. The person who reported should be a classmate in the group.

Not Tian Xiaojuan, not Wang Long, nor Wen Lan and Su Wenjing...

He made a lot of guesses but couldn't come up with the correct answer. When he was having a headache, Yubai suddenly texted him back.

The birthday presents are ready, and the design of the cake has been communicated with the staff of the cake shop in advance. Now everything is ready and only owes Dongfeng.

However, Meng Xi still felt that something was missing.

In the past, his parents would celebrate his birthday for him. Although the process had been simplified a lot, it was pretty much the same in general. Why did the whole plan look quite satisfactory in his hands.

Nothing new.

Meng Xi couldn't figure it out, so he went to consult Yubai, a young expert in love - although the partners are different, there are always some experiences that can be used in the same way.

Yubai's life during this period is pretty good. Last time, after Chengzi refused to make a video and the two had a big fight over it, Chengzi became very stubborn and ignored him for a few days.Yubai was still angry at first, but after cooling off for a long time, he couldn't feel better, so he crouched down and coaxed him back.

Now the young couple is arguing with each other at the end of the bed, and Yubai still celebrates Cheng Zi's birthday in the game, and the two are in a sweet relationship.

Meng Xi wondered if there were ready-made templates for reference, so he immediately went to consult.

As expected of a veteran, Yubai could see the problem at a glance.

"What you lack is atmosphere."

He said so.

"Atmosphere?" Meng Xi looked puzzled, "What do you mean? Stir the atmosphere? But he doesn't like crowds..."

"No, no, it's not such a fake thing."

Yubai waved his hands skillfully, and explained, "Atmosphere is simply a feeling. When you go to a haunted house, you will feel thrilled and frightened, and when you go to a church, will you feel like praying? Simply put, atmosphere is the timing and The atmosphere created by the favorable location, if you go to a western restaurant to have a candlelight dinner, do you feel a sense of romance and luxury? Is it because the surrounding environment is very high-end?"

Meng Xi nodded subconsciously, and immediately received a sharp criticism from Teacher Yubai: "Wrong! Big mistake!! It's because everyone subconsciously associates candlelight dinner with dating!"

"If you just invite your colleagues to dinner, go to the newly opened Japanese food store next door, and bring a pair of little brothers and sisters, will people still think you are interested in her? Of course it is impossible!"

"It is precisely because girls associate candlelight dinners with dates, so when I take her to the restaurant, she can immediately understand my hints! Human beings are very good at thinking, even if I don't say a word, the other party Will also be self-indulgent."

"Under such circumstances, as long as her affection for you is not below average, and your behavior is gentlemanly and polite enough, the sense of atmosphere is a good magic weapon to get twice the result with half the effort!"

Meng Xi suddenly realized: "Oh!!! So amazing!!!"

After he thought about it, he became embarrassed again, "But there are no high-end restaurants around our school, not even a daily grocery store, and they are all small restaurants. And my plan is to celebrate his birthday at night, so that there will be more time. , but the gates of the school had been closed long ago..."

It's impossible to take someone over the school wall on their birthday, right?

"That's true." Yubai rubbed his chin to think for a moment, and quickly gave a few backup options, "Where's the classroom? Wait until everyone leaves?"

"No, the teaching building turns on the switch at nine o'clock on time, and the battery will run out before I can say a few words. Isn't it embarrassing?"

Yubai said again, "Where's the library?"

"The library janitor should not allow cakes to be brought in...and it's too big to hide."

Afterwards, Yubai proposed several locations one after another, but all of them were rejected for one reason or another—the grove was too dark, the small gazebo was too cold, and the dormitory cafeteria didn't have that atmosphere.

In the end, Yubai lost his temper due to the torment, and his inspiration was exhausted, so he just casually mentioned a location, "Small rooftop?"

Meng Xi was stunned.

The Fourth Middle School does have a small rooftop.

It's on the roof of the teaching building.

The scenery is also good, because it is on the top floor of the teaching building, so there is no obstruction to the line of sight, and a large area of ​​stars can be seen at night.

Two years ago, the school wanted to evaluate the stars, so it specially remodeled the small roof, put a few tables, chairs and sun umbrellas, and planted a field of flowers and plants around it, and a large wisteria flower was planted on the wooden frames on both sides. When the flowers bloom, clusters are like fluffy balls, and when the wind blows, the sea of ​​purple flowers shakes and rustles.

Very beautiful.

After the star rating is over, there is no use here, and there are often students running up to smoke and fight or have sex, so the teacher simply locked the small roof and completely locked it up, only occasionally asking two students to go up and clean it Clean it so it doesn't get dusty.

Meng Xi is only the Disciplinary Committee of the Fourth Class and is not qualified to keep the keys.

But Chi Hui is the vice president of the student union, so he has it! !

Meng Xi's eyes lit up, "Brother, thanks!"

After speaking, he quickly hung up the WeChat call.

Yubai: "Hello?"

Within 2 minutes of being depressed, Cheng Zi suddenly popped up a voice.

As soon as the call was connected, a cold, neutral female voice came from my ear, "I called you just now and didn't answer."

Some are not too happy.

It was rare for his girlfriend to be jealous once, Yu Bai was very beautiful in his heart, and quickly explained, "I just gave my brother a trick."

As he said that, he recounted the process just now to Cheng Zi, quite complacently, "Honey, do you think I'm particularly smart?"

Cheng Zi was silent for a while, "You said, your brother is celebrating his friend's birthday?"

Yubai: "Yes."

Cheng Zi continued to ask: "Are they both men? Go to the rooftop to celebrate their birthday? One on one? Your brother agrees?"

Yubai: "That's right! He even thanked me!"

"........."

Chengzi was speechless for a while, and after a while, Yubai's voice with texture and even some indisputable Yujie sounded in his ears again.

"Don't meddle in the future, it's the young couple's business."

She said lightly, "Baby, listen to me, be good."

·

On the 26th, when Song Huai woke up in the morning, he found a carefully wrapped small cloth bag hanging by the bed.

The four words "Happy Birthday" are hand-embroidered on it, very delicate.

Probably Meng Xi bought it online.

With a slight smile, he took it off and opened it to see that there were color cards painted with the background color inside.

Some are watercolor stains with blue and purple mixed gradients, some are painted with sunset glow in the evening, and some are painted with thin clouds in the clear sky.

Turning to the back, there is a line written on the back of each card.

[Trouble removal card]

Those who have this card can make a wish to your magic lamp, and the magic lamp will eliminate any troubles for you and bring you a bright and happy day.

[Taste card]

Feel bland and bored with everything you eat?Those who have this card can make a wish to your magic lamp, and the magic lamp will bring you a sumptuous and delicious meal.

[Allow coquettish card]

Even growing up you are still a teenager.Those who have this card can act like a baby to your magic lamp. After twelve o'clock, the magic lamp will erase your memory of the day, allowing you to release your nature safely and take you to experience 100% innocence and fun.

[Bold Confession Card]

Is there someone you like who dare not make a move?Boldly talk to your magic lamp!Your magic lamp is willing to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire for you, and carry back the girl you want to marry for you.

……

There are more than a dozen cards like this, each of which is quirky and does not repeat at all, making people laugh out loud.

Only Meng Xi can come up with such a wonderful idea.

A smile appeared in his eyes, and he rubbed his fingertips on one of the cards for a long time, when a long voice suddenly came from above his head.

"Like it?"

Song Huai raised his head. Meng Xi was already fully dressed, and he was lying on the railing laughing. Then he took out a small trumpet-shaped colorful tube from behind, pulled the lead wire, and a long strip of colored paper fell from the sky and flew down with a clatter.

"Surprise!" he said with a smile, "Happy birthday my Aladdin!!"

"Thank you."

A few pieces of colored paper fell on Song Huai's hair, and he twirled them with a chuckle. For a while, he looked like a fairy falling into the mortal world. Meng Xi thought he was a straight man, but he couldn't help feeling a little bit moved when he saw it.

He coughed twice and scrambled down the stairs. Song Huai also got up, pinched the bag and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is it valid forever? Don't tell me it will expire tomorrow."

"Of course it is permanent."

Meng Xi was wearing a coat and a thin college sweater today, and a pair of trousers underneath. Although he just got off the bed, he couldn't see many wrinkles.

He imitated the saluting posture of a western butler, but he was good-looking and a clothes hanger. When he bent down, he didn't look like a blue elf trapped in a bottle for hundreds of years.

Like the little prince.

"Until the wish comes true,"

He blinked, "The omnipotent magic lamp will always serve you."

·

Song Huai didn't tell others that it was his birthday, but everyone knew it. When he came to the classroom that day, the table was full of presents, which looked like hills.

He raised his head slightly in surprise, but everyone in the class was doing what they were doing. Occasionally, there were classmates who looked at him, their eyes seemed to be natural, but in fact they were very quickly moved away.

Song Huai: "..."

Who did it is self-evident.

Fortunately, Meng Xi and everyone understood that the party would cause him some burdens, so they didn't make too much publicity.

At noon, the two of them went outside the school to order two bowls of vegetable and egg noodles. Meng Xi communicated with the boss in advance, and added two more poached eggs and sliced ​​beef to Song Huai before serving the dishes.

Meng Xi sang happy birthday to him.

Although it's hard to hear.

Song Huai listened with a smile, and when he was walking back to the classroom with him, he received a text message from Zhao Yulan.

[Mom: Happy birthday baby son, thank you for being able to come to this world, you are the most worthwhile gift in my life. ]

[Mom: Mom and the master learned how to make longevity noodles, and I will make them for you when I come back on New Year's Day. ]

Song Huai put away his phone, thinking, this is the best birthday he has had in 17 years.

He was not a lucky person in the first place, it was enough to have Meng Xi alone.

·

"Study God!"

This evening, Qian Shuixing stopped Song Huai, and smiled embarrassedly, "Chizi went to a meeting today and said to give the key to close the door to Brother Meng, but I didn't see Brother Meng just now, can you... ...?"

"..."

Song Huai was silent for a moment, and finally answered, "Got it."

By the time the entire teaching building was empty, about 10 to [-] minutes had passed since get out of class ended, and Meng Xi hadn't come back from the toilet yet.

He was bored waiting, so he simply sent a text message to Meng Xi.

[Falled in the toilet? ]

The message sent out was quickly displayed as read, but there was no response for 2 minutes.

Song Huai was about to send another message when suddenly the phone beeped.

[You come out the front door, don't forget to lock the door. ]

He was slightly startled, and subconsciously walked to the front door. There was no one in the corridor, and a blue pointing arrow was pasted on the floor tiles at the door at some point.

Ding dong.

The next message is on schedule.

[Come and find me, I will wait for you at the end. ]

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-1323:45:52~2020-04-1423:58:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Weimouren; 10 bottles of rice paper and Pan An; 5 bottles of your car gone, SEHUN, L.; 3 bottles of Tuobalqin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!