After divorcing Mr. Jingfenba [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 16 Husband is Crazy
"Uncle!" Gu Zhaoliang turned his head, saw that it was Yan Yuchen, and hurried over.
Yan Yuchen hummed coldly, without looking at him, walked straight to Tang Chi, lowered his voice, and said displeasedly: "You just promised me not to talk to him on your front foot, and you are about to take off your pants in front of him. What do you want to do?"
Tang Chi was about to explain when Yan Yuchen suddenly grabbed his wrist.
"Hiss—" Tang Chi frowned, "It hurts."
"Do you still know it hurts?" Yan Yuchen snorted, his voice was low and deep, "Then tell me, is it more painful to be grabbed by me, or to be spanked by me?"
"You know I'm talking nonsense, why do you take it seriously?" Tang Chi wanted to pull his hand back, but Yan Yuchen was too strong to move at all.
"No, you didn't talk nonsense, I just spanked your ass." Yan Yuchen's eyes were devoid of paranoia, Tang Chi looked a little scared, and his tone was a little weird, "Besides, you cry, you cry and beg me Stop, but I just don't stop."
"Huh???" Tang Chi was a little confused, "When did I beg you to stop?"
It's over, it's not like I'm going to get sick again.
"Just now, you were in my office, lying on the sofa, crying and begging me, the pillows on my sofa were all wet by you." What Yan Yuchen said was so sincere that Tang Chi almost believed it.
He made up his mind and wanted to bring the topic back: "Okay, okay, I made your pillow wet from crying, but so what? You are my husband, and I don't think there is anything wrong with me crying to wet my husband's pillow. As for your eldest nephew , I really didn't want to take off my pants in front of him, and I'm not stupid, he doesn't look as good as you, and his body is not as good as yours, I can't be blind and take off my pants in front of him."
Yan Yuchen was already a little dizzy when he got angry, but he was even more dizzy when Tang Chi's chattering words seemed to make sense, and he forgot to be angry for a while.
Seeing that he finally calmed down, Tang Chi struck while the iron was hot: "Besides, I didn't take the initiative to talk to him just now, it was he who insisted on talking to me."
Yan Yuchen frowned: "Then you won't ignore him?"
Oh my god, the brain circuit that was crooked to grandma's house has finally come back.Tang Chi breathed a sigh of relief: "I didn't respond at first, but he called me deaf, and I couldn't get angry, so I opened my mouth."
Yan Yuchen gave him a suspicious look, turned around to block Tang Chi behind him, and asked Gu Zhaoliang, "Did you scold him?"
Gu Zhaoliang denied it: "I didn't! Tang Chi, are you talking nonsense to my uncle again? Can you show some face?!"
"Who are you calling shameless?" Yan Yuchen's eyes turned cold.
Gu Zhaoliang seemed to be very afraid of Yan Yuchen's anger. As soon as Yan Yuchen changed his face, he froze: "I'm sorry, uncle, I was quick-mouthed, I didn't mean it."
"I don't care if you did it on purpose or not, but you stay away from him in the future. He is my wife and your little aunt. I hope you can keep a distance from him." Before Yan Yuchen finished speaking, Tang Chi pinched his back Down.
"Keep your voice down," Tang Chi reminded, "There are so many people here, it would be bad for others to know about our relationship."
Yan Yuchen frowned: "Am I so shameless?"
Tang Chi was confused: "No, didn't you say at the beginning that we should not let others know about our marriage?"
Obviously you think I'm shameless, why did you become my fault?
"Did I say that? I don't remember." Yan Yuchen glanced away, and accidentally caught a glimpse of Tang Chi's unraveled shoelace on his right foot.
When Yan Yuchen knelt down on one knee, Tang Chi was taken aback: "What are you doing?"
He subconsciously stepped back, but Yan Yuchen grabbed his ankle.
"Don't move, you don't even know if the shoelaces are loose." Yan Yuchen said coldly, and very gently re-knotted Tang Chi's loose shoelaces.
Tang Chi thought he was thick-skinned, but he couldn't hold back in this situation. He rubbed his neck cautiously: "Okay, get up quickly, it's not good to be seen."
When Yan Yuchen got up gracefully, he met Gu Zhaoliang's shocked gaze: "I don't like people looking at me like that."
Gu Zhaoliang said anxiously: "Uncle, you were not like this before, don't you hate him very much?"
"He's my wife. It's none of your business whether I hate him or not?" Yan Yuchen paused and said coldly, "Gu Zhaoliang, I know you've always felt guilty towards me because of that incident back then. But I'm very sorry. I said earlier that I don’t need your compensation, because some things can’t be made up for. And I don’t like your way of compensation, because in my eyes, you just keep interfering with me under the banner of compensating me life."
Gu Zhaoliang was taken aback, and explained: "I didn't intend to interfere with you, but Tang Chi is really not a good person, you will regret it if you treat him so well! Last week I saw him drinking with a man in a bar, and the relationship was ambiguous , if you don’t believe me, I have photos here.”
With that said, Gu Zhaoliang turned on the phone and tried to search for the photos.
"No need, I don't want to watch it." Yan Yuchen glanced at Gu Zhaoliang, and directly dragged Tang Chi into the practice room of Class B.
Although Yan Yuchen didn't say anything, Tang Chi could feel that he was angry.
After returning to the practice room, Yan Yuchen didn't speak to him for two full hours.
Tang Chi wanted to explain, but the original story about drinking with others in the bar was not written in the original text, so he couldn't explain it at all, and he couldn't even be sure whether it was true or not.
"Okay, everyone, stop for a while." Yan Yuchen turned off the music, and handed the stack of A4 papers to the chubby secretary, "One copy per person."
"Everyone performed well in this morning's training." Yan Yuchen sat on a chair with his legs crossed gracefully, "What you got is this week's assessment questions. In addition to the team assessment and singing and dancing of personally designated songs, Everyone has to submit an additional self-composed piece."
Twenty students were collectively dumbfounded.
"Is it the kind of self-composed music I understand?" One person was a little skeptical.
Yan Yuchen glanced at that person's name tag: "Yes."
The man said: "But I just started training, I haven't learned anything yet, so I just compose my own music, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"
Yan Yuchen narrowed his eyes: "Are you questioning me?"
The man quickly said: "No, I just think it's a bit difficult."
"It's not too difficult, you can just pull someone on the side of the road to do it, what do you want?" Yan Yuchen said blankly, "You should know that our program has collided with LA Entertainment's "Road to Dream" , At that time, they will take away a lot of national attention, if you don’t challenge new things, what do you use to attract attention?”
"I know that there are a lot of hyped and popular artists in the circle recently, but you'd better not follow their example," Yan Yuchen said seriously, "hype is just a marketing method, although it can help you increase your popularity, but if you yourself But it’s hard, it’s nothing more than red in spring and thankful in autumn. He has become a passing artist early on, and he can’t last long. Moreover, I will not praise a person who has no strength. After all, I am a businessman. Any product that has no long-term value and value-added value , it’s not worth my money.”
"No problem, I'll continue." Yan Yuchen glanced at everyone and turned to the next page, "Except for self-composed music, all those who want to compete for the vocal position in this group, please register with Secretary Peng before dinner. , Secretary Peng will assign each of you individual topics based on your information. Then, students who intend to compete for the dancer position will also report their names to Secretary Peng before dinner, and then submit a self-choreographed dance during the assessment next Friday."
Although everyone didn't speak, it could be seen from their expressions that life was worse than death in their hearts.
Yan Yuchen turned a blind eye: "All self-made content must not be plagiarized, otherwise you will be expelled from the training camp directly. For other things, if you don't understand, you can ask Secretary Peng. Finally," Yan Yuchen paused, and said very solemnly, "I don't know how other groups ask for it. , but, I can tell you about my requirements. What I want to cultivate is an all-round artist who will last forever. So whether it is singing, dancing, acting, or even composing, choreographing, or variety shows, I hope you all I can do my best. I hope that the final champion combination members of this draft will come from our class B."
Xiao Han bumped Tangchi with his elbow, and smiled softly: "The group of people in class A are like a stick these days, if you say they know, our boss Yan didn't take them seriously at all. Li, will you just pout in anger hahahahahaha!"
"Why are you laughing, go eat." Yan Yuchen glared at Xiao Han, and Xiao Han hiccupped in fright.
All the way to the cafeteria, Xiao Han's hiccups didn't stop.
Tang Chi unscrewed the bottle of water: "Would you like some more water pressure?"
"No, no need, if you drink any more, you'll have to pee—" Xiao Han said suspiciously, "I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that President Yan is not in a good mood today."
Tang Chi laughed: "How did you see that?"
Xiao Han raised his eyebrows: "A man's intuition."
"..." Tang Chi patted Xiao Han's dog's head, "Let's eat."
Because the training camps are all short-term training, although the cafeteria will control the diet of the students, it will not be particularly perverted.
"It is said that the chicken drumsticks at window No. [-] are very delicious," Xiao Han rubbed his hands, "Just smelling the smell makes me almost hungry."
As soon as he entered the cafeteria, Xiao Han was so overwhelmed by the aroma of the food that he forgot to hiccup.
After all, their training camp is backed by CJ, and the cafeteria is many times better than other training camps. You may not be able to eat such good food at home.
"Is that an exaggeration?" Tang Chi, who was behind Xiao Han, smiled.
"Exaggeration or not, you'll know if you try it later." Xiao Han finished ordering, and waited for Tang Chi beside him with a plate.
Tang Chi glanced at the dishes, and ordered: "Auntie, I want sweet and sour pork tenderloin, minced garlic shrimp, a bowl of lotus seed soup, and two more chicken legs."
Auntie took a look at him: "I ordered so much, can the young man finish eating?"
Tang Chi bent his eyes and smiled, his beautiful eyes were especially alluring: "I have a big appetite, I can finish eating."
"He can't finish it." Yan Yuchen appeared out of nowhere, and used chopsticks to transfer all the chicken legs and tenderloin that his aunt had just given Tang Chisheng to his own plate.
Tang Chi was at a loss: "You took it away, what should I eat?" "You eat this." Yan Yuchen gave Tang Chi all the cabbage, spinach, lettuce, and lettuce on his plate.
Tang Chi stood in front of the window, looked at his plate full of green, and protested in astonishment: "Do you think you are feeding rabbits?"
"You think you are a rabbit, you are a rabbit." Yan Yuchen turned his head and said to the aunt at the window, "Auntie, he has to manage his figure recently, so he can only eat more protein. Try not to give him meat, otherwise his salary will be deducted."
After speaking, he took a plate full of chicken legs and tenderloin, and elegantly went to the corner of the cafeteria to eat.
Looking at Yan Yuchen who was chewing slowly in the corner, Tang Chi didn't know what to say for a moment: "..."
Yan Yuchen hummed coldly, without looking at him, walked straight to Tang Chi, lowered his voice, and said displeasedly: "You just promised me not to talk to him on your front foot, and you are about to take off your pants in front of him. What do you want to do?"
Tang Chi was about to explain when Yan Yuchen suddenly grabbed his wrist.
"Hiss—" Tang Chi frowned, "It hurts."
"Do you still know it hurts?" Yan Yuchen snorted, his voice was low and deep, "Then tell me, is it more painful to be grabbed by me, or to be spanked by me?"
"You know I'm talking nonsense, why do you take it seriously?" Tang Chi wanted to pull his hand back, but Yan Yuchen was too strong to move at all.
"No, you didn't talk nonsense, I just spanked your ass." Yan Yuchen's eyes were devoid of paranoia, Tang Chi looked a little scared, and his tone was a little weird, "Besides, you cry, you cry and beg me Stop, but I just don't stop."
"Huh???" Tang Chi was a little confused, "When did I beg you to stop?"
It's over, it's not like I'm going to get sick again.
"Just now, you were in my office, lying on the sofa, crying and begging me, the pillows on my sofa were all wet by you." What Yan Yuchen said was so sincere that Tang Chi almost believed it.
He made up his mind and wanted to bring the topic back: "Okay, okay, I made your pillow wet from crying, but so what? You are my husband, and I don't think there is anything wrong with me crying to wet my husband's pillow. As for your eldest nephew , I really didn't want to take off my pants in front of him, and I'm not stupid, he doesn't look as good as you, and his body is not as good as yours, I can't be blind and take off my pants in front of him."
Yan Yuchen was already a little dizzy when he got angry, but he was even more dizzy when Tang Chi's chattering words seemed to make sense, and he forgot to be angry for a while.
Seeing that he finally calmed down, Tang Chi struck while the iron was hot: "Besides, I didn't take the initiative to talk to him just now, it was he who insisted on talking to me."
Yan Yuchen frowned: "Then you won't ignore him?"
Oh my god, the brain circuit that was crooked to grandma's house has finally come back.Tang Chi breathed a sigh of relief: "I didn't respond at first, but he called me deaf, and I couldn't get angry, so I opened my mouth."
Yan Yuchen gave him a suspicious look, turned around to block Tang Chi behind him, and asked Gu Zhaoliang, "Did you scold him?"
Gu Zhaoliang denied it: "I didn't! Tang Chi, are you talking nonsense to my uncle again? Can you show some face?!"
"Who are you calling shameless?" Yan Yuchen's eyes turned cold.
Gu Zhaoliang seemed to be very afraid of Yan Yuchen's anger. As soon as Yan Yuchen changed his face, he froze: "I'm sorry, uncle, I was quick-mouthed, I didn't mean it."
"I don't care if you did it on purpose or not, but you stay away from him in the future. He is my wife and your little aunt. I hope you can keep a distance from him." Before Yan Yuchen finished speaking, Tang Chi pinched his back Down.
"Keep your voice down," Tang Chi reminded, "There are so many people here, it would be bad for others to know about our relationship."
Yan Yuchen frowned: "Am I so shameless?"
Tang Chi was confused: "No, didn't you say at the beginning that we should not let others know about our marriage?"
Obviously you think I'm shameless, why did you become my fault?
"Did I say that? I don't remember." Yan Yuchen glanced away, and accidentally caught a glimpse of Tang Chi's unraveled shoelace on his right foot.
When Yan Yuchen knelt down on one knee, Tang Chi was taken aback: "What are you doing?"
He subconsciously stepped back, but Yan Yuchen grabbed his ankle.
"Don't move, you don't even know if the shoelaces are loose." Yan Yuchen said coldly, and very gently re-knotted Tang Chi's loose shoelaces.
Tang Chi thought he was thick-skinned, but he couldn't hold back in this situation. He rubbed his neck cautiously: "Okay, get up quickly, it's not good to be seen."
When Yan Yuchen got up gracefully, he met Gu Zhaoliang's shocked gaze: "I don't like people looking at me like that."
Gu Zhaoliang said anxiously: "Uncle, you were not like this before, don't you hate him very much?"
"He's my wife. It's none of your business whether I hate him or not?" Yan Yuchen paused and said coldly, "Gu Zhaoliang, I know you've always felt guilty towards me because of that incident back then. But I'm very sorry. I said earlier that I don’t need your compensation, because some things can’t be made up for. And I don’t like your way of compensation, because in my eyes, you just keep interfering with me under the banner of compensating me life."
Gu Zhaoliang was taken aback, and explained: "I didn't intend to interfere with you, but Tang Chi is really not a good person, you will regret it if you treat him so well! Last week I saw him drinking with a man in a bar, and the relationship was ambiguous , if you don’t believe me, I have photos here.”
With that said, Gu Zhaoliang turned on the phone and tried to search for the photos.
"No need, I don't want to watch it." Yan Yuchen glanced at Gu Zhaoliang, and directly dragged Tang Chi into the practice room of Class B.
Although Yan Yuchen didn't say anything, Tang Chi could feel that he was angry.
After returning to the practice room, Yan Yuchen didn't speak to him for two full hours.
Tang Chi wanted to explain, but the original story about drinking with others in the bar was not written in the original text, so he couldn't explain it at all, and he couldn't even be sure whether it was true or not.
"Okay, everyone, stop for a while." Yan Yuchen turned off the music, and handed the stack of A4 papers to the chubby secretary, "One copy per person."
"Everyone performed well in this morning's training." Yan Yuchen sat on a chair with his legs crossed gracefully, "What you got is this week's assessment questions. In addition to the team assessment and singing and dancing of personally designated songs, Everyone has to submit an additional self-composed piece."
Twenty students were collectively dumbfounded.
"Is it the kind of self-composed music I understand?" One person was a little skeptical.
Yan Yuchen glanced at that person's name tag: "Yes."
The man said: "But I just started training, I haven't learned anything yet, so I just compose my own music, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"
Yan Yuchen narrowed his eyes: "Are you questioning me?"
The man quickly said: "No, I just think it's a bit difficult."
"It's not too difficult, you can just pull someone on the side of the road to do it, what do you want?" Yan Yuchen said blankly, "You should know that our program has collided with LA Entertainment's "Road to Dream" , At that time, they will take away a lot of national attention, if you don’t challenge new things, what do you use to attract attention?”
"I know that there are a lot of hyped and popular artists in the circle recently, but you'd better not follow their example," Yan Yuchen said seriously, "hype is just a marketing method, although it can help you increase your popularity, but if you yourself But it’s hard, it’s nothing more than red in spring and thankful in autumn. He has become a passing artist early on, and he can’t last long. Moreover, I will not praise a person who has no strength. After all, I am a businessman. Any product that has no long-term value and value-added value , it’s not worth my money.”
"No problem, I'll continue." Yan Yuchen glanced at everyone and turned to the next page, "Except for self-composed music, all those who want to compete for the vocal position in this group, please register with Secretary Peng before dinner. , Secretary Peng will assign each of you individual topics based on your information. Then, students who intend to compete for the dancer position will also report their names to Secretary Peng before dinner, and then submit a self-choreographed dance during the assessment next Friday."
Although everyone didn't speak, it could be seen from their expressions that life was worse than death in their hearts.
Yan Yuchen turned a blind eye: "All self-made content must not be plagiarized, otherwise you will be expelled from the training camp directly. For other things, if you don't understand, you can ask Secretary Peng. Finally," Yan Yuchen paused, and said very solemnly, "I don't know how other groups ask for it. , but, I can tell you about my requirements. What I want to cultivate is an all-round artist who will last forever. So whether it is singing, dancing, acting, or even composing, choreographing, or variety shows, I hope you all I can do my best. I hope that the final champion combination members of this draft will come from our class B."
Xiao Han bumped Tangchi with his elbow, and smiled softly: "The group of people in class A are like a stick these days, if you say they know, our boss Yan didn't take them seriously at all. Li, will you just pout in anger hahahahahaha!"
"Why are you laughing, go eat." Yan Yuchen glared at Xiao Han, and Xiao Han hiccupped in fright.
All the way to the cafeteria, Xiao Han's hiccups didn't stop.
Tang Chi unscrewed the bottle of water: "Would you like some more water pressure?"
"No, no need, if you drink any more, you'll have to pee—" Xiao Han said suspiciously, "I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that President Yan is not in a good mood today."
Tang Chi laughed: "How did you see that?"
Xiao Han raised his eyebrows: "A man's intuition."
"..." Tang Chi patted Xiao Han's dog's head, "Let's eat."
Because the training camps are all short-term training, although the cafeteria will control the diet of the students, it will not be particularly perverted.
"It is said that the chicken drumsticks at window No. [-] are very delicious," Xiao Han rubbed his hands, "Just smelling the smell makes me almost hungry."
As soon as he entered the cafeteria, Xiao Han was so overwhelmed by the aroma of the food that he forgot to hiccup.
After all, their training camp is backed by CJ, and the cafeteria is many times better than other training camps. You may not be able to eat such good food at home.
"Is that an exaggeration?" Tang Chi, who was behind Xiao Han, smiled.
"Exaggeration or not, you'll know if you try it later." Xiao Han finished ordering, and waited for Tang Chi beside him with a plate.
Tang Chi glanced at the dishes, and ordered: "Auntie, I want sweet and sour pork tenderloin, minced garlic shrimp, a bowl of lotus seed soup, and two more chicken legs."
Auntie took a look at him: "I ordered so much, can the young man finish eating?"
Tang Chi bent his eyes and smiled, his beautiful eyes were especially alluring: "I have a big appetite, I can finish eating."
"He can't finish it." Yan Yuchen appeared out of nowhere, and used chopsticks to transfer all the chicken legs and tenderloin that his aunt had just given Tang Chisheng to his own plate.
Tang Chi was at a loss: "You took it away, what should I eat?" "You eat this." Yan Yuchen gave Tang Chi all the cabbage, spinach, lettuce, and lettuce on his plate.
Tang Chi stood in front of the window, looked at his plate full of green, and protested in astonishment: "Do you think you are feeding rabbits?"
"You think you are a rabbit, you are a rabbit." Yan Yuchen turned his head and said to the aunt at the window, "Auntie, he has to manage his figure recently, so he can only eat more protein. Try not to give him meat, otherwise his salary will be deducted."
After speaking, he took a plate full of chicken legs and tenderloin, and elegantly went to the corner of the cafeteria to eat.
Looking at Yan Yuchen who was chewing slowly in the corner, Tang Chi didn't know what to say for a moment: "..."
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