after the little prince got married

"I..." Ansai put down his fork, gesticulating wildly, "I just... I... a little..."

"Okay." He gave up looking for excuses: "As you can see, I threw away the lamb chops, and yesterday's too, but I finished the beef stew the day before yesterday, so I won't throw away all of it."

Auden replied calmly: "I can understand your behavior. When I was a child, I always spit vegetables into the trash can while my mother was not paying attention. Every time, my mother twisted my ears as punishment."

"Then you want to twist my ears too?"

"I don't dare." Oden smiled, and then said sternly, "But I will be worried. Compared with when you first came last year, you have lost a lot of weight, and no matter how much you eat, you still can't gain weight. Do you know, dear Yes, I am really worried, but there is nothing I can do."

He put down the knife and fork, stood up, walked to Ansai, carefully studied the food on his plate: "These are all your favorite food, but in fact you don't want much."

"I really can't be as strong as you." Ansai said, "This is related to my bloodline. If a Fredka is too strong, he is likely to be stuck in the traps and caves hidden in the snow. , and finally freeze to death in the wilderness, what we need is lightness, speed and the ability to please the elements."

"Sir, please don't change the subject. We are not discussing the living environment now, but how to ensure my husband's longevity."

"If you can pretend that you don't know, maybe I can live a long life... What are you doing!"

Auden lifted Anselian and his knife and fork from the stool with ease, and weighed them, like an experienced woman who went to the store to buy potatoes, and could clearly grasp the weight of the potatoes just by the feel of her hands.They sank into the soft sofa together—Auden sat on the sofa, Ansai sat on Oden's lap, a position that Ansei hated most, because he could never exert himself, if Auden didn't want to let him go , he can only sit on the opponent's lap forever.

"Family meeting time," Oden announced, asking, "Can I get my hands on the house rules?"

"No." Ansai replied quickly, "But you can try to convince me."

"Well...it's a bit difficult, but it's not impossible to try."

Ansai made a posture of "listening all ears", wrapped his arms around Auden's neck, turned his face, and put his left ear to the other's mouth, saying that he was listening, more like asking for a kiss, so Auden He really did that, he gently grabbed Ansai's earlobe, grinded it with his teeth, before his expression changed from happy to annoyed, he lowered his voice and made a suggestion: "Add one to the house rules, just How about all family members have to eat food from clean bowls?"

Ansai said very simply: "Reject."

"Honey, don't you want to set an example for the children?" Auden kissed the side of the little prince's face, and said vaguely, "A warm family, the children are well-behaved, sensible and well-educated... "

Ansai showed a hesitant expression on his face, and Auden knew that his words were beginning to have an effect. He continued: "At least at the dinner table, they can be quieter and eat obediently, without us worrying about it."

"A child?" Ansai leaned in Auden's arms, thinking slowly.He seldom thinks about children. In his heart, if Auden will have his first child, he will definitely not be the one sitting across from him eating. In a situation like his, childbirth is almost equivalent to suicide. One life for another, but I still long for it in my heart.If there is a child, then he must do his best to live on. If it is a boy, he will play football with Auden on a sunny day; if it is a cute little princess, he will buy her many books, There were dolls—he really didn't know what little girls liked.

Auden was still rambling about planning his future life, talking about what career the seventh child of the two should choose, as if he could become a real father at any time, and Ansai couldn't think of any words to refuse.He looked at the other party helplessly, but there was a gentle smile that couldn't be hidden at the corner of his mouth.

"You liar." He said softly, "I don't want to promise you."

But in fact, if the book used to write the family rules is at hand, then Auden's words should have been recorded in it long ago.

"Obviously I almost agreed just now, why did you suddenly say no? Huh?" Auden stared at his dodging eyes and asked suddenly, "Is there any embarrassment? Tell me."

Ansai lowered his eyes and played with his fingers like a five-year-old idiot, refusing to answer his parents' questions.

Auden began to guess wildly: "Is there anything I can't eat?"

Who would have guessed the truth at the beginning of this nonsense?Before Ansai was ready mentally, the small tentacles that were fluttering in his heart were caught, and he didn't even have time to retract into the shell, so he had to obediently admit that he was a picky eater.

"No pork, mutton, chicken, ox tail, beef hooves and all the fatty parts and offal," he recalled, making his list cautiously. "No shallots, ginger, garlic, onions, parsley seeds, celery seeds, and all the strange-tasting spices... ····Gone."

Auden looked at him with a half-smile.

"It's really gone." Ansai explained eagerly, "I like to eat all vegetables."

Auden was noncommittal, and asked casually, "Is loofah acceptable?"

"Don't eat."

"Can chrysanthemum be eaten?"

"Don't eat."

"Do you like okra and fungus?"

"Don't eat."

"Do you want to eat eggplant?"

"I had a grudge against this vegetable in my previous life, so I haven't eaten it since I was born."

Auden still wanted to ask, but Ansai was in a hurry. He covered his annoying mouth and protested angrily: "Listen to what kind of food are you talking about? There must be many people who don't eat it! Can you ask me something normal!"

"Okay, let me see... where's the spinach?"

"...Don't eat...Ah ah, Mr. Aldrich Mandel, can you shut up, I'm a picky eater! I'm a picky eater! I don't eat anything, I'll forget it if I starve to death !"

It was the first time for him to show such a vibrant side, uncover the mask of indifference, and tentatively put the most real and deepest Ansair in front of Auden, but at the same time, he was ready to return to the original place at any time. Get ready to hide yourself.

"Sir, you have to give me some accurate words." Auden teased him with a smile, "We are just cookbooks. If we submit something that should not be written, the kitchen will fire us and have no money to support our family. .”

Ansai pretended to ask, "How many people are there in your family?"

"There are two people, we still have a daughter-in-law waiting to raise!"

"Well, for your wife's sake." Ansai said, "Except for what I said just now, I don't eat any melons. That's all, there are really no more."

Auden feigned surprise and asked, "You don't even eat watermelon?"

"Is watermelon a fruit?" Ansai made a gesture to hit him, "You idiot!"

"The idiot is also a fruit! Ma'am, eat me!"

In the middle of the night, Ansai's head was full of winter melon, pumpkin and watermelon, and he was lying on the bed in a mess. He couldn't figure out why he was discussing family rules. At most, he added a recipe. ?It's fine to get rid of the old one... why, he didn't get off Auden's lap in the end.He couldn't figure it out, his clever brain turned into a puddle of paste, and then he heard Auden talking about No. 13 in a trance, what a dating ball, what a lady, his soul was floating in mid-air, or a bay. The water clock in the green pool vaguely manipulated the nasal cavity to respond, then became unconscious and fell asleep.

It wasn't until the next day that he knew exactly what he had promised last night—a dating dance party held by himself.Ansel had hardly ever attended a ball—except for Fredeka's annual meeting and a few parties after he came to Matilda. He even learned how to dance in etiquette class. Deng, with the word "help" written in his eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, darling. My father and king are about to leave. Those old things in the council arrest me every day. As soon as they see me, they put them in the study. I really have no skills." Speaking of this, the handsome and sunny A troubled expression finally appeared on his face. Auden tried to pass on his experience, so he thought hard. After a few seconds, he finally remembered something and slapped his forehead, "I remember that in spring, you held a party. It's fantastic and there are roses everywhere - is March the rose season?"

Ansai said coldly: "I went to the garden to choose it myself, and I'm going to give it to you."

"Then you..." Oden became inexplicably nervous, he changed his sitting position, his Adam's apple slid up and down, "Is that party held for me?"

"It's for Baker Barnack Francis."

Oden frowned, and said unhappily: "I haven't heard of this name, is he in Mandelff's social circle?"

"I made it up." Ansai said, "There is no such person."

Auden was silent for a long time - maybe three or four minutes, the air became dull, sticky, like April rain, annoying for no reason, and he figured out a few things, including "You are like a wild boar" and "Sleep Snoring", unfortunately, at the time he thought the roses were for Winnie, so he destroyed them, all those delicate flowers, after the queue was over.

Ansai stared at him, and two seconds later, Oden chose to compromise—it was impossible for him not to compromise, no matter now or in the days and nights with Ansai in the future: "Okay, okay, At most, I can help you write the invitation letter."

With a "crash", more than 500 invitation letters were thrown on Auden's head, like a goddess scattered flowers, falling all over the ground.

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