hope for redemption

25 questions outside the episode.

Who prefers to be kissed?

Jiang Xi smiled shyly: Me.

Lin Wang pointed sideways: He, Kid Jiang Xixi wants to kiss in the morning, at night, when angry and loses his temper, and every day when he cries.

Jiang Xi's shocked face: Why do I cry every day?

Lin Wang: Yes, in bed every day...

Jiang Xi immediately rushed forward to cover his mouth, and said with a fake smile: Next, thank you.

What do you call each other in private?

The two looked at each other, Jiang Xi closed his eyes and raised his eyebrows.

Lin Wang immediately understood: I go first.Hmm.. It’s like Xixi, Jiang Xixi when talking with friends outside or in front of parents.If you are at home with your baby, daughter-in-law, wife, what kind of uniform is playing on the bed...

Jiang Xi immediately interrupted in embarrassment: Can you stop lying on the bed every time.

Lin Wang raised his hand in surrender: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything."it's your turn.

Jiang Xi glared at him, cleared his throat and said quickly: Brother, hubby.

3. What habits does the other party have that you can't accept?

Jiang Xi is thoughtful: Actually, we have lived together until now, if we say that we can’t accept it, it is definitely not, if there is, we will not be able to live together for so long.

Lin Wang echoed: Yes.

(The author's old mother: Ah, so I can't bear it a little bit.)

Jiang Xi glanced at Lin Wang, and twisted his buttocks: If it's a little bit, it's too much, you know, he likes to smoke, I've told him many times, brush your teeth after smoking, otherwise kiss It stinks when you kiss...

Lin Wang interrupted: What, didn't you say that the washing powder on my body and the scent of tobacco made you feel comfortable and at ease, and now it has become stinky.

Jiang Xi punched him unceremoniously: When I said kiss!When kissing!

Lin Wang dodged and raised his hands in surrender: okay, okay, I won't kiss from now on... I'll brush my teeth from now on.

Jiang Xi rolled his eyes and curled his lips: Shit, that's what you promised for years.

Lin Wang rubbed his nose in embarrassment; um... Kid Jiang Xixi said that there is one thing, that she always refuses to increase my pocket money, and she likes to deduct it. I really... can't bear it.

After speaking, he raised his eyebrows suggestively.

Jiang Xi sneered, and slapped him across the face: He just couldn't take it a little bit, next.

4. How many times a week do you exercise? You can calculate it on average. Do you still not wear a condom?

Lin Wang actively took Jiang Xi's hand away: an average of seven times, and he would not wear it to death.

Jiang Xi slapped her backhand again: Get lost! ! !

Jiang Xi pressed Lin Wang's mouth and smirked: Now that I'm getting older, I have to pay attention to health preservation, so it won't be too frequent, about three to four times a week on average.The frequency of use of security measures will be lower, but it is being considered to increase the frequency of use, and I believe it will be officially implemented in the near future.

Lin Wang: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

5. When watching videos, will you see some male bloggers and swallow your mouth wateringly?

Lin Wang became excited and pointed at Jiang Xi angrily: He will!He can!Just two days ago, when he was using TikTok and saw a man smiling evilly, he actually covered his heart and laughed?Cover, heart, smile!

After speaking, Lin Wang turned his head to look at Jiang Xi: why are you covering your heart, why are you laughing, is it because I'm not evil enough or I can't laugh.

Jiang Xi's eyes dodged for a moment: Oh no, I just watched that video host is very funny, you know, I couldn't catch my breath from laughing all of a sudden, just patted my chest, why do you...

Lin Wang glared at him: You lied to ghosts!I've been standing at the door of the room looking at you for a long time, you didn't even move the corner of your mouth before, so you couldn't breathe from laughing!You said why are you covering your heart.why are you laughing.

Jiang Xi faltered: I just... I felt that his evil smile was very similar to you, and suddenly recalled our youthful years, and thought of the moment when I fell in love with you, so I couldn't help covering my heart and smiling come out.

Lin Wang looked dubious: Really?

Immediately, Jiang Xi's eyes turned red, and her mouth pursed: Really, it's because he looks like you, do you remember it was at noon that day (the rainbow fart described by the domineering male protagonist in a few hundred words is omitted below.)

Lin Wang was flustered by what he said, and he patted Jiang Xi's head like a puppy: Well, I blamed you, baby.

Jiang Xi pouted her lips: I hate you to death.

Secretly winking at the author, next.The author felt the murderous intent and death stare from the superior, the next one.

6. What behavior of the other party drives you crazy?

The subtle atmosphere gradually spread, and the two looked at each other, waiting for the other to speak first.

Jiang Xi thought for a while: He asked me to fry green peppers for him every day for dinner, and I would go crazy at this time.

Lin Wang felt aggrieved: But the fried peppers are really delicious.

Jiang Xi replied speechlessly: I don't think so.

Lin Wang tilted his head and made a helpless expression, and immediately straightened his body: If he is crazy...it must be that every time he promises me that he will increase his pocket money, he will refuse to admit it when he wakes up the next morning and asks him when.

Jiang Xi rolled his eyes in distaste, and muttered, "It's true that you can't leave pocket money."

7. What behavior of the other party makes you especially want to kiss him?

Lin Wang frowned incomprehensibly: What behavior?When he appeared in front of me, I just wanted to kiss, not because I wanted to kiss, but because of that, the kiss was just incidental.

Jiang Xi rolled his eyes: I can't say anything about behavior, I remember one thing more clearly, that is, when the sun was shining on his face, and he happened to be silent, at this time, I would especially want to kiss him.

Lin Wang was puzzled: Why did you take it when I was not talking?

Jiang Xi: Because as soon as you speak, the beautiful mood is gone.

8. One of the things you like most about each other.

Lin Wang looked at Jiang Xi with a silly smile: support.That is, no matter what you do, he is very supportive, and then he will help you look up information, that is, information about the thing you want to do, and help you find the best and most suitable method for you.

Jiang Xi thought for a while, looked at Lin Wang and added: I will support you in doing anything, but it doesn't mean that I will support some of your methods in doing this, you understand.

Lin Wang nodded: I understand, don't you always say and do that.

Jiang Xi smiled and leaned over to kiss him, then turned her head and said: One of the strengths I like most about him is that he is tolerant.In fact, I have been true in recent years, and I myself feel more and more ... do it.It’s just that there are many things that have to be messed up. For example, he didn’t say good night today. Maybe he was very tired from work that night and worked overtime late. Baba doesn't love me or anything like that, ask him to coax me.

He was really not angry, he yawned and coaxed me, and sometimes he would wake up suddenly and continue coaxing me when he fell asleep halfway through coaxing me.

Lin Wang leaned over in a sticky manner, and bit his ear: You will always be my little friend, and you can't do without coaxing.

9. What are your recent hobbies?

Jiang Xi: Revisiting "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".

Lin Wang had a look of despair: Every August and September, this is the same thing. I can't get enough of watching those six women tearing up their pussies for more than ten years!I feel enough is enough.

Jiang Xi frowned and stared at him: What! Isn't drama delicious?Doesn't it look good!

Lin Wang surrendered: It looks good, it looks good.Hmm... I like to watch some decoration videos recently, those about interior design, and then draw some sketches, because I am going to redecorate the house.

10. Which part of the other person's body do you like to kiss the most?

Lin Wang: Sharp ears!He is super super super super sensitive, every time he kisses, he immediately...

Jiang Xi's face turned dark, and he gritted his teeth: Lin Wang!You don't need to say so much detail!

Lin Wang made a zipper movement on his mouth.

Jiang Xi pulled his face deliberately, his ears turned red: Adam's apple, I like to kiss his Adam's apple.

11. Do you often quarrel?

Simultaneously: not often.

12. How will you resolve conflicts and quarrels?

Lin Wang frowned and thought for a while: In my impression, we really seldom quarrel. We often feel that we can quarrel, but we talk slowly when we talk.If there is a real quarrel... usually he quarrels and then cries. Once he cries, my heart softens and I go over to coax him, and talk while coaxing him.

Jiang Xi concluded with a complicated expression: So, you mean to resolve conflicts all by me crying?

Lin Wang thought for a while and replied seriously: That's what it means.

13. What did the other party do that moved you the most?

Jiang Xi blurted out: He came to Australia to find me and take me home.

Lin Wang's expression was a little serious, and he held Jiang Xi's hand: he called Moqieer to come and help with this matter.

Jiang Xi jerked his head and raised his voice: How do you know?When did you know?

Lin Wang: When I went to Australia, I met him. He knew our relationship and why you were there.

Jiang Xi made a pause gesture, and pulled Lin Wang to a corner to ask him to explain clearly.

14. Do you wear each other's clothes?

Jiang Xi: Yes.

Lin Wang: Yes, but not underwear.

Jiang Xi turned her head irritably: Who would wear underwear to each other!

15. How long will you live in Beijing?

Jiang Xi smiled: I don't know about this, anyway, it must be after the age of 50.

Lin Wang tilted his head: Hey, I think after 60 years old.

Jiang Xiti rolled his eyes: that's fine.Let's see the situation at that time, this thing is uncertain with age.

16. Do you have pets at home?

Jiang Xi touched Lin Wang's head: Isn't this ready-made.

Lin Wang asked him to rub: there is an Alaska and two fish.

17. Who is better when two people play games?

Lin Wang: Ah, there is no way to compare this, he doesn't play games.But I'm pretty good at it.

Jiang Xi smiled and said: Yes, I have no interest in playing games, but I don't care about all kinds of games. I prefer to follow American dramas or variety shows.Brother, he is very good at playing games.

18. Do you still record small videos?

Jiang Xi's expression was a little subtle: this...are you telling the truth?

Lin Wang replied, "Sure, it's recorded, but it's encrypted."

19. What do you worry about the other party the most?

Lin Wang: I don’t blow my hair on business trips.With regard to this problem, it has not been corrected for more than ten years, and it has not been corrected at all.If you don't pay attention, he will sleep with your hair wet all night. Sometimes when you wake up the next morning, the back of your head is still not dry.

Jiang Xi touched his nose in embarrassment, but remained silent.

Lin Wang leaned over cheaply: change or not?

Jiang Xi patted his head away: I am more worried about him taking money, he spends money lavishly and has no sense of financial management.One thing I remember most clearly is that when the pocket money system was first implemented, he bought more than 1000 yuan of wine online in the first week, such as red wine and white wine, and then he was hungry.

Lin Wang felt a little sad when he mentioned this, and complained: You don't care about me, I ate steamed buns for a month.

Jiang Xi squinted at him: Yes!

20. Have you seen the other party's appearance at work?How do you feel?

Lin Wang raised his eyebrows: I've seen it, I didn't feel much watching it on TV, but I admired it when I watched it live, the kind of blood surging, I wish everyone in the world knew that she was my wife.

Embarrassed by what he said, Jiang Xi covered his mouth with his fist and coughed.

Jiang Xi glanced at Lin Wang, and thought about it for a while: I must have seen this, and I felt that the contrast was quite large. How could such a shameless and dishonest person at home be so serious when he went outside to work? I'm afraid to see it.

Lin Wang leaned over again in a sticky way: I'm just ashamed of my wife.

21. Have you thought about what to do after retirement?

Jiang Xi: Yes, go to a small island to enjoy your old age.

Lin Wang added: Yes, that is the small island.

22. Do you have any common hobbies?

Lin Wang: Does being naked or sleeping count?I also like to sleep naked now.

Jiang Xi thought about it: They all like to consume electricity. In summer, they like to turn on the air conditioner to the lowest level, and then sleep wrapped in a thick silk quilt.

Lin Wang nodded in agreement: This is really comfortable.

23. Favorite TV series or movie.

Lin Wang struggled for a long time: My favorite...Snow Leopard, the one played by Wen Zhang.

Jiang Xi shook his head in shock: Don't you like Sima Yi, the great military strategist the most?

Lin Wang thought about it for a while: I still think Snow Leopard is the most classic, that is, the kind of excitement I saw at the beginning is really not given by others.

Jiang Xi nodded understandingly: I think I watch a lot abroad, maybe my favorite TV series, Nikita.

This time Lin Wang was shocked: Isn't it Game of Thrones?

Jiang Xi explained: Not all of them, the filming of the last season was as good as shit.

24. Favorite variety show.

Lin Wang: I don’t seem to watch variety shows very much, to be honest.

Jiang Xi made a gesture: He really doesn't watch variety shows very much, basically he either plays TV dramas or plays games.My word is...

Lin Wang quickly answered: Walking with Kardashian.

25. What changes have you made for the other party?

The two thought for a long time in silence.

Jiang Xi took a sip of water: Hmm...this is too much, for example, when I was cooking, I didn't like other people standing close to me, but now I can accept him walking around next to me.Another example is that I can't accept running around naked at home without clothes, but... under someone's torture, I can do it now.

Lin Wang frowned dissatisfied: What is cruelty? Hey, let me ask you, where else can you not wear clothes except at home.If I can't walk around my house without clothes and comfortably naked, is this still my home?

Jiang Xi asked speechlessly: Why do you have to walk naked?

Lin Wang took it for granted: I like it, it's so comfortable.Just sleep naked with you for the same reason.

There was obvious disapproval on Jiang Xi's face, but he finally compromised: Well, well, you are right.

Lin Wang muttered a few words, and then said seriously: There are really many changes. For example, I didn't like watching variety shows in the United States before, but now I will watch them with him.Then let's accommodate the taste, it won't be too spicy, and the salt taste is heavier than before.The most obvious thing is that he has a lot of patience, which was worn down by his petty temper.

Jiang Xi asked quietly: "Are you happy?"

Lin Wang leaned over very dog-leggedly: Yes, I am most happy.