[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

"Wow, Chuya, did you sleep well last night?"

On a certain shopping street in Karakura Town, Dazai asked with a smile.

Zhong Ye glanced at him cautiously and said, "What do you want to say?"

"Ah, I just want to care about you. I worked hard yesterday." Dazai also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, "By the way, did you take a shower before going to bed yesterday?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze immediately, and said perfunctorily: "No."

"Eh, no? I remember I told Ah Xiang to take good care of you before I left...why didn't he..."

"No!!" Zhong Ye quickly interrupted, with a suspicious blush on his face, "Don't think about it, there is nothing!"

"Oh~~~" Dazai elongated the ending sound meaningfully, "It shouldn't be, according to Xiang's character of loving cleanliness, how could it be possible to put such a dirty you on the bed without dealing with it... Could it be that You put it on the ground and slept all night?"

"No, how is that possible." Sora Shota, who was picking out a piece of beef brisket in front of the meat stall, turned his head and said, "I didn't take a shower, but I helped to wipe my body, and I even changed it. Put on clean clothes."

"Why did you tell him such details!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also said, he remembered getting up from the bed this morning and found that he had been cleaned inside and out and changed his clothes. He felt uncomfortable, and felt that it was getting hotter this day. It's too dry.

"Ah, not very detailed. There are more details that I haven't said yet..." Kong Mao Xiangtai carefully selected the beef, and said, "By the way, do you like to eat thinner or fatter?"

"Oh~~~ So that's the case, I knew Ah Xiang took good care of it." Dazai leaned over to look at the beef he had chosen, "It's either skinny or fat!"

"That's called fat and thin..." Zhong also said, taking advantage of Kong Mao Xiangtai's turning around and glaring at him, "Don't be fooled by this guy."

"Oh, good boss." Kong Maoxiang nodded in confusion, although he didn't know why the boss cared so much about taking a shower and changing clothes, but it didn't affect him agreeing with the other party.

"Yeah." Zhong also hummed a syllable from his nose as a response, but he didn't know why he reacted so much, anyway, every time he encountered such a thing, he felt irritable inside, there was no reason for it.

"Boss, I want this." Shota Sora finally chose the beef brisket on the right to pay the bill, "Let's go to the vegetable seller in front."

"Yeah." Nakaya replied, and the three of them left the butcher's stall and walked forward.

"Chuya, as a former partner, you really hurt my heart." Dazai walked in front of the two and stepped backwards, "Hey, since you have Ah Xiang, you can no longer see me in your eyes."

"I can't see that I was sleeping at home yesterday." Chu also gave him a disgusted look, and said to Sora Shota next to him, "The sukiyaki you made a few days ago was delicious, let's make that too today .”

"Okay, it's easy." Sora Shota propped his chin, "I don't know if Urahara has it."

"It doesn't matter anyway, he gives the money, you can buy some more." Zhongya replied.

"Ah good, Dazai, what else do you want to eat?" Shota Sora asked looking at the people in front of him.

"Ask him what he does, pick what you like and buy." Zhong also curled his lips in displeasure, "He's full of apples."

Thinking about the dangerous situation yesterday, he became annoyed. That guy Dazai went to his base camp in a single wave.

"Ah, there's nothing I can do about it, that devil guy...you know, Sho." Dazai spread his hands innocently, "I've been working on the cause of destroying Yokohama, and I'll stick to it until my death."

"I think he is too idle." Zhong also snorted coldly.

"I think so too." Sora Shota said, "Is that the only way to do it, there is no way to catch it?"

"If you can catch it, he might send it here for you specially." Dazai tilted his head and said with a smile and squinted his eyes, "They are an organization, not just him. But as long as the "book" doesn't fall into their hands..."

"Ah, I understand." Sora Sho understands too well, "After all, there are detective agencies in Yokohama and gangsters in Hong Kong. It's not that easy."

Dazai smiled and did not answer, but said again, "I hope that the 'book' is no longer in this world. "

"Yeah." Kong Maoxiang nodded guiltyly, and then hooked the corner of his mouth to reveal a smile.

"What charades are you playing?" Zhong also frowned, "Hurry up, don't waste time."

"Ah."

The three of them bought vegetables and sukiyaki in the shopping street, and returned to Kisuke Urahara's shop with big and small bags.

As soon as he entered the door, Nakae was a little uncomfortable with the man who suddenly became bald. He secretly glanced at Sora Shota next to him, and then glanced at the other's bald head, with a sympathetic expression.

"Hey, kid, do you keep looking at me and think my hairstyle is handsome and manly?" Urahara Kisuke stroked his smooth scalp, still smiling.

"Ah, this old grandpa, you don't have hair so you can't use the word 'hairstyle'." Dazai said maliciously, knowing that the other party is several hundred years old this year, he was also very surprised.

"You little friend is very bad." Urahara Kisuke shook the small fan in his hand, "Hurry up and serve dinner, we will start to act after this last meal."

"Grandpa, this is unlucky." Dazai kept smiling.

"Grandpa has eaten more salt than you have eaten, listen to grandpa." Kisuke Urahara kept smiling.

"Then grandpa, you have to be careful with your kidneys. Eating too much salt will affect your kidney function." Dazai continued to smile.

"Your grandfather, I have been single for hundreds of years, so I don't need it." Urahara Kisuke continued to smile, and played cards out of common sense, making people speechless with self-deprecation.

"Pfft...hahahahahaha!" Seeing the two of them bickering, Ye Yi couldn't stop laughing, he had never seen Kisuke being forced to blackmail himself to such an extent in hundreds of years.Ever since this visitor from another world named Osamu Dazai stepped into this door early this morning, the corners of her mouth have not been lowered, and her abdominal muscles are even slightly sore.

"Ah, young lady, you look so pretty when you smile." Dazai stepped forward and held her hand, his iris-colored eyes staring at each other affectionately, "Sister, do you want to go to another world with me to die for love?"

"Tsk tsk, I'll become a young lady here at Yeichi, a child now." Urahara Kisuke glanced resentfully at Shota Sora, who was standing watching the excitement, and muttered, "It's really exciting to see each other better than the other." Headache. If that kid Ichigo is half as difficult as them..." I would be much more relaxed.

Ten minutes later, a circle of people who cleaned up the ingredients sat down around the big table.

In the center of the table a steaming pan with a burning stove is ready.Sora Shota picked up a brush and began to brush the oil inside, put slices of thinly sliced ​​sirloin meat into it, poured sukiy sauce on it and started frying.

While he was frying the beef, he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on slowly.

"Boy, are you splashing oil?" Yeyi asked a little strangely, "Kisuke has the kind of transparent protective glasses for laboratories here, let him get them for you."

"Miss Yoruichi." Dazai said as he also took out a pair of mafia-specific sunglasses from his coat pocket and handed them over, and then put on the sunglasses himself.

Ye Yi didn't know why he took it, and just as he was about to ask, he saw that Zhong Yuan Zhong, who was sitting across from him, was also slowly putting on his sunglasses.

"Miss Yeichi, let me help you put it on." Dazai took the sunglasses from her hand and put them on for Yeyi who was in a daze.

At this time, there were five people on the table, four of whom were wearing sunglasses.The small fan that Kisuke Urahara was shaking suddenly stopped moving, and the alarm bells rang in his mind. Before he got up, he saw a golden light flashing suddenly in the frying pan of Sora Shota's fried beef, which shot straight into the sky and lasted for a long time.

Kisuke Urahara, who felt like he was going blind: ...

"Ah, Xiang, you fried it very carefully this time, the light is so bright." Dazai took advantage of his chin, watched the sukiyaki in the pot and swallowed. "Fortunately, I specially made several enhanced sunglasses."

"This is..." Ye Yi was taken aback, looking at Kisuke who was shedding tears, he was very glad that he had put on the sunglasses in advance.

"My gourmet ability." Shota Sora took out slices of fried beef and put them in everyone's bowls, "Come and taste it, the golden light is so bright this time, it must be delicious."

"Huh?" Ye Yi, who was not familiar with supernatural powers, still didn't quite understand.

"The stronger the golden light, the more delicious the food made by this kid must be." Kisuke Urahara, who was wiping away his tears, did not forget to explain to Yoruichi, although according to his speed, there is a high chance of avoiding the moment the light comes out, But in his heart, he was curious about the abilities of the strange world, so he hesitated for a while... He shook his head and sighed: "The children of today..."

Just when Urahara Kisuke was crying and tasting the delicious sukiyaki, feeling pain and joy, Aizen, who appeared above Karakura Town and observed from a distance, narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Master Aizen, that false flash just now came from the Urahara store." The fourth blade next to Aizen, Kiora who had seen Sora-haired Shota before, opened his mouth to analyze. "At least at the level above Daxu."

"There is actually a Daxu level in this world? Yami, besides the few of us, do you know any ghosts with golden glitter in them?" Also behind Lan Ran, Grimmjow, the sixth blade, also saw it. The Xu Shan who soared into the sky just now made a strange opening.

Ling Ren, known as Yami, shook his head, "No, it's definitely not someone I've met."

"Master Aizen?" Kiora looked at Aizen in front again and asked.

"Go down and have a look first, maybe there will be unexpected gains Kiora." Aizen looked sideways, the wind blowing the lock of hair on his forehead constantly shaking. "Do you still remember the person who suddenly appeared at Urahara's place last time?"

"You mean..." Urquiola slightly widened her unwavering green eyes.

"Tsk, you'll know if you don't see it." Grimmjow was a little impatient, he was grinding his teeth, and he had a face that was eager to fight.

"Well, let's go." Lan Ran gave an order, but the steps she had just stepped out immediately stopped.

Swah——

Another golden light, bigger and stronger than before, shot straight into the sky from the location of Urahara's store, shining brighter than before and lingering for a long time.

Sanren behind Aizen immediately took a vigilant posture, holding the handle of the knife tightly in his hand, squinting his eyes and ready to go.

"Wang Xu's flash."

Grimmjow's eyes were filled with shock, he licked the corner of his mouth and said.

In the Urahara store at this time, several people were sweating profusely eating around the table.

"Hey kid, is this sukiyaki pot ready to eat? Why do I feel like I'm still shining..." Ye Yi held his chopsticks, his neck stretched out, and he kept looking at the pot full of various ingredients The aroma of the boiling and steaming sukiyaki continuously stimulated everyone's taste buds.She licked the corner of her mouth, her eyes were full of satisfaction and enjoyment, "I really can't bear to let you go back."

"Let's leave soon, wait until we eat, don't worry." Shota Sora, who was used to his ability, said calmly.

"But the golden light just now was so bright, it must be delicious..." Ye Yi had already learned how to use it, and stared at the pot eagerly.

"Yeichi, you are so worthless." Urahara Kisuke pouted, thinking about keeping the other party here.

"You are the only one who is promising." Ye Yi glared at Urahara Kisuke, and said with disgust, "I don't know who was crying and grabbing meat from someone just now... Ah, well, no one is as fast as me!"

As Yeyi said, he picked up a piece of fat and thin beef brisket soaked in suxi soup with his chopsticks, and swallowed it without looking at it. "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dazai took a mushroom and put it in his mouth, and he still said mockingly: "Ah, Mr. Pu Yuan is really not a gentleman."

Shota Sora made up the knife at the side: "As expected of the hand speed of being single for hundreds of years."

Zhong Ye, who was buried in hard work, was too busy to open his mouth.

Kisuke Urahara closed his eyes: "The children of today...don't snatch it, this is my meat!!"

"By the way... have we forgotten something?" Kong Maoxiang too often ate the food he made, but instead of rushing to compete with a few people, he reminded them solemnly.

"How many times have you never eaten meat? Xisuke! You can't pick vegetables?? You ate all my beef!"

"Mr. Pu Yuan, eating more meat is not good for kidney function."

"Boy, I believe you are a ghost. Ah, how can this meat be so delicious..."

"No, vegetables are delicious too!"

“The soup is delicious too!”

Sora Hair Shota: ...

No one paid attention to him, Sora Shota sighed, and could only silently go to the kitchen to make some simple and digestible desserts for them.

For him, the whole process only takes a few minutes, and five beautifully arranged fruit smoothies are ready.

At the same time, above Karakura Town, Grimmjow yelled loudly.

"It's Wang Xu's flash again! Five Daoes!!"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Yue; 5 bottles of Chuya, Ban Lei, and Yokohama Hat Ji;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!ok~