[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

Can the subject of underpants be let go?

Shota Sora was a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it carefully, it shouldn't be the other party who was even more embarrassed. Why did he act as if he was the unlucky guy whose underwear was stripped off?

Looking at the man named Urahara Kisuke in front of him, not only did he not feel ashamed, but instead kept lifting his underpants, what is there to mention!It's not something glorious!

"Yeah, our lovely Shota is blushing again." Urahara Kisuke opened his small folding fan and fanned him intimately, "Okay, okay, tell me, I'm listening. You just said you wanted to get from me Get what, huh?"

"I think..." Wait, that's wrong, Kong Mao Xiangtai was almost dizzy by him, so he quickly changed his words. "It's my friend who wants a lock of your hair."

That's right, Dazai asked him just now, if he wants to come over to play, how can he do without hair.So he's not considered a "friend out of thin air", right? Kong Maoxiang thought with peace of mind.

"Ah, hair?" Kisuke Urahara was stunned for a second, "Is your friend bald?"

Shota Sora: "Ah... yes."

He was just thinking about how to get away with it, when he raised his eyes, he saw those eyes that were close at hand looking at him quietly, it felt like being watched by Ranpo and Dazai, but it was a little different.In short, he knew that he seemed unable to successfully fool him in front of the other party.

Really, why does his target have a pair of eyes that can easily see through the truth.

So Kong Maoxiang coughed too lightly and said, "To be honest, I have been traveling all over the world to find the hair that suits me, and then..."

Kisuke Urahara: "So you are the one who is bald?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Sora Hair Shota almost choked on his own saliva, his soul trembled from the sudden "bald" word.

Urahara Kisuke patted him on the back and said calmly, "Go on, I'm listening. What do you want other people's hair for?"

Kong Maoxiang too guilty and angry said: "Copy, copy the ability of the other party."

"Oh, I said." Urahara Kisuke slapped the folding fan shut with a smile, without showing any surprise at all because he heard that the other party came from another world.Instead, he said in an exclamation tone: "In front of me, I suddenly felt that someone appeared in this world out of thin air, and it really was you."

Kong Mao Xiangtai was shocked, could this person's strength even be able to discover this?You must know that I just appeared a few blocks away from here.Fortunately, I chose to be honest...

He raised his eyes and looked at the man in green clothes and hat who smiled like a perverted uncle, feeling lingering in his heart.In this world, it seems that the force value is higher than he imagined... And he seems to have heard the other party say that the god of death is coming?

Hearing this, to be called 'God', or 'Death'... I always feel very extraordinary.Not only that, according to the other party, it seems that the god of death does not refer to a single 'god', but a general term for some kind of group.

So with doubts, he asked the other party and got a positive answer.

"Then you..." Kong Maoxiang thought too much, if the other party is so powerful, he must be a 'Grim Reaper', right?

No, Kisuke Urahara shook his head and said, "I am not now."

"So you used to be?" Sora Shota unknowingly used the honorific name, "Then you this year... Guigeng?"

"Ah, let me think about it." Urahara Kisuke scratched his leg and said, "It's a few hundred years younger, not too old."

Shota Sora: "??"

The uncle in front of him who pretended to be unshaven actually looked about 20 years old, but it turned out to be... a few hundred years younger? !How strong would that be...

After a short life, he actually stole the underpants of the god of death.

"Haha, don't look at me like that. If I convert it based on the age of ordinary people, I just turned eighteen." Kisuke Urahara smiled innocently.

Think I'll believe your nonsense? !Shota Sora couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching slightly, he found that the corners of his mouth and eyes twitched a little too much today... The main goal is really... a feeling like when he was facing Dazai, feeling powerless to complain.

"That's right." Urahara Kisuke suddenly lowered the corner of his mouth that had been upturned, and his expression became a little serious.He said in a slightly lower voice than before: "Did you copy the ability to steal my "pants" from someone else? "

If it wasn't for the other party's serious expression all of a sudden, Shota Sora would have thought that he was deliberately teasing himself again.I don't know if it was because the scene was more serious, but his reaction to hearing that he stole his underpants was not as big as before, but he was still a little embarrassed. "Yes, that ability is called 'Theft'.Originally, I thought I could steal hair from you, but I didn't expect it to be impossible. "

Shota Sora felt that he had to explain to himself that he was not some pervert who stole other people's underpants.So Balabala's mouth was a little dry, and when he turned his head, he found that there was an extra cup of hot tea in hand.

"Ah, thank you." He looked at the little girl with twin ponytails who was standing aside at some point and said to Urahara Kisuke, "Is this your great-great-great...granddaughter?"

Kisuke Urahara, who has been single for hundreds of years: "..."

Before leaving, Xiao Yu, who was blushing, muttered shyly, "The store manager doesn't even have a girlfriend."

"Ah..." Sorama Shota suddenly looked at the man in front of him in surprise, looked him up and down, and finally his gaze stayed on the green underpants: "You..."

He hesitated.

"I've said it all. I'm only eighteen." Kisuke Urahara's mouth twitched, "Where are your eyes looking?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Sora Shota finally came back to his senses, and couldn't help complaining, "I just... I just thought that I've been single for more than 20 years. I didn't expect..."

"That's not right. According to normal logic, just because I'm single now doesn't mean I was single before." Urahara Kisuke justified himself, "Can't it be the window period when we just broke up?"

"Then what's the matter with your otaku aura who has lived alone for many years?" Sora Shota looked at the room and said quietly.

Urahara Kisuke suddenly stopped talking, and it took him a few seconds before he said gloomily, "Is it so obvious?"

"Yeah..." Kong Maoxiang replied softly, after all he was too familiar with this breath.Isn't it the old self... Of course, it's not much better now.

Not to mention this world, he also looked like this in his previous life, and many girls were chasing after school grass-level fresh meat, but...how come he has become a single dog forcibly.It's all because of working overtime every day and missing too many wonderful lives... Hey.

"Hey……"

"Hey……"

Both of them sighed at the same time, their pity eyes touched each other in the air, they turned their eyes away and sighed again tacitly.

Sora Shota showed sympathy at this time, "You really have been single for hundreds of years...?"

"..." Kisuke Urahara took a sip of tea silently, glanced at him resentfully, and returned to the subject, "I can give you my hair, but...you need to do me a favor."

"Okay, tell me." Sora Shota naturally agreed, "Do you want to use my "stealing" ability? "

He naturally thought of the question Urahara Kisuke asked him about his abilities earlier, and mentioned this in detail.

"That's right, I want you to help me steal something from someone." Kisuke Urahara's eyelashes drooped slightly, "It's just that it's not easy, but it doesn't matter, I will create conditions for you, and you are only responsible for stealing." gone."

"Is that person also a powerful Shinigami?" Sora Shota asked with raised eyebrows. "He stole from you?"

"Yes, you guessed right. But that man is no longer the god of death...he took one of my things on the day he left, that's very important." Urahara Kisuke raised his eyes and looked straight into his eyes , solemnly said, "I hope you can do me this favor, all the hair can be given to you."

"Um..." Kong Mao Xiangtai said quickly, "I don't need that much... It's just that I'm not sure if my ability can be successful."

"I think the chance is great." After hearing about the opponent's abilities, Kisuke Urahara had a bold idea.Ask Sora Hair Shota to help him steal Bengyu from Aizen, and the more you think about it, the more feasible it is. "I remember you said that you can steal people's hair, right? That means you can steal things from people's bodies through the air, right?"

"That's... that's right." Kong Mao Xiangtai frowned, "You're talking as if I can steal other people's organs... I guess this shouldn't work... right?"

"Don't worry." Kisuke Urahara, who was in a good mood all of a sudden, waved his small fan again and said, "I won't let you do such a horrible thing."

"I know, but what exactly do you want me to steal... You know, I can't see the real thing, so I can only randomize it. In case you don't steal what you want, but steal something else weird Things are not good." Kong Maoxiang asked in confusion.

"Bengyu." Urahara Kisuke put the fan at his feet, and smiled kindly, "I hope you can steal something like this from that person and give it to me. Of course, you can take your time. If you don't succeed once, you can do it twice." , until it is stolen. As for the weird things you said...it doesn't matter."

"Okay, is this person very strong? Even you can't take it back?" Sora Shota asked again.

"It's very strong, but the main problem is..." Kisuke Urahara explained, "One, it's not convenient for me to approach him, and there are many guards around him. Two, that thing has already half-fused with his body, and I have nothing else to do except seal it." method, but your ability gave me hope. You must know that stealing something is easy, but if you seal it, you must completely restrain the other party and give me enough time."

And Lan Ran, who is powerful, wise and close to a demon, is not so easy to seal, otherwise he would not lose his identity as a god of death and fall and lurk in this world for hundreds of years.

"Okay, I understand. But..." Kong Maoxiang looked at his hair eagerly, "Can you let me pull a strand first?"

"Huh?" Kisuke Urahara raised his eyebrows, waiting for his explanation.

"In this way... If I can get new abilities, I can guarantee the success rate. And..." He blinked, "I need your hair to bring my companions here, I think you will need it, how?"

Urahara Kisuke's eyes lit up for a moment, "That's okay?"

"Well, anyway, even if I lied to you and didn't come back to fulfill the promise after getting the hair, you are only missing a lock of hair, and there is nothing to lose, right?" Seeing the other party waver, he continued to say .

Urahara Kisuke glanced at him, closed his fan, and took off his cuckold.He closed his eyes and pointed to his hair, "Yes, you can."

Sora Hair Shota: ...

"Why do you look so heroic and righteous? Didn't you say that you can give me all the hair in order to get back Bengyu?"

"Cough...why do you talk so much nonsense, do you want more?"

"Yes, yes! I'm coming."

"Wait, don't shake your hands and turn me into the Mediterranean Sea!"

"Oh, sorry, I'm a little excited."

In the room, Sorama Shota stood up and came to Kisuke Urahara, caressing his hair carefully but excitedly.

The soft touch, the soft and slightly hard hair is extremely easy to touch, so he can't put it down.

"How are you?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, it will be fine soon."

At this time, one concentrated on pulling out his hair, and the other closed his eyes to carefully feel the other party's abilities different from this world.Neither of them noticed that a black kitten was standing on the window sill next to the TV at some time, with golden vertical pupils quietly watching the two with ambiguous postures, watching with relish.

The author has something to say: Cough, I saw a lot of people in the comments who wanted to take off their blue underpants... so the hair is out of style, dog head.

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Artemisia annua, 5 bottles of Chuya;

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