[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

Nakaya just got off the plane an hour ago, and opened the door of the office with relaxed and happy steps, ready to have a drink to celebrate the end of the business trip and work.But he didn't want to, as soon as he entered the door, he saw the glass of the wine cabinet that was broken all over the floor and the wine that was all shattered into dregs and flowed all over the floor. His heart was throbbing and he wanted to perform a death in place on the spot!

But even if he dies, he must first catch the culprit and torture him in every possible way before he can rest in peace.

So Zhong also quickly asked his subordinates to call in the surveillance cameras. Although there were no cameras in the room, the only way to enter the nearly hundred-story office was to enter through the door, so the countless surveillance cameras in the corridor were enough to cope.And those infrared monitoring probes, even if they are invisible, there is no way to escape.

The confident Zhongyuan Zhongye looked at the corridor surveillance from last night on the spot, but... nothing.

"Could it be a ghost?" His subordinate said in disbelief, "It's impossible."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also caught in doubt. He looked down at the wreckage on the ground, his heart throbbing with pain, but he still found a clue with sharp eyes.

The leftover residue seemed to be something like strands of hair, something flashed through his mind quickly, he stood up from the chair with a 'bas', walked to the drawer where he put the wig and opened it quickly... Sure enough, it was empty and nothing All gone.

"The wig I put here was ruined." He gritted his teeth and immediately thought of someone.

Coincidentally, at the next moment, his subordinates received a call from the security department, saying that they saw the former cadre Osamu Dazai on other surveillance cameras yesterday.

"Ah, it really is him!!" The suspicion in his heart was confirmed, and Zhong Yuanzhong finally broke out.

At this moment, he finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Dazai back then, as well as the shame and indignation of being tricked countless times.

So with a bang, he smashed through the glass and flew out from a height of several hundred meters.

……

"Ah, ah, don't get too excited, take a sip of tea and talk slowly." Dazai, who was yelled at for no reason in the detective agency, calmly picked out his ears, "Chuya, have you practiced recently? Your vocal range seems to be wide. It's over."

At this moment, Zhong was completely speechless in his trembling and cold, he just wanted to give the man in front of him a good beating from top to bottom, left to right, and inside out.

"Ah, ah, ah, it's just a few bottles of wine, and you don't need this little money." Osamu Dazai comforted him, and patted the chair beside him. "Come on, sit down for a while."

"Sit down! Is this a problem of lack of money?! This is something that money can't buy!! Did you know that in [-], there are only a few bottles in the world now, and I haven't tasted a single sip of it? You fed the whole floor to the floor!! Does the floor understand wine?! Do you understand?!!!”

"Ah, I know I know, it was in [-]." Osamu Dazai nodded, "Then did you lick it?"

At this time, Dazai had already made up the outline of the matter from the other party's few words, and inexplicably remembered the two girls he met in the Hong Kong and Hei Building last night.

Zhong Ye was taken aback: "What, what lick...?"

"According to the time it took for the wine cabinet to explode and the amount of several bottles of wine broken at the same time, the wine stains that fell on the floor should not be completely dry. You can still compete with the floor to taste the taste of the world's limited..."

"Damn it, bastard!" Zhong also gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeves to do it. He would never admit that he really had such a shameful thought at that moment, so he kicked with a side spin kick in anger. "Don't change the subject, I saw clearly on the surveillance, you came that night!"

"Yeah, I guessed it." Dazai dodged the attack lightly, "I have indeed been here, but I have never been to your office. Do you have evidence, did the surveillance camera at the door of your office capture me? no."

No, indeed not, the security department told him that Dazai had been to the downstairs room, but if it wasn't him, then it wouldn't be the wig in his drawer that came out by itself and blew up the wine cabinet, right? !So after all the calculations, only that guy Dazai is the most suspicious...

There are no coincidences in this world, as soon as your front foot came, something happened to my back foot.

Zhong Ye jumped up and attacked again, roaring: "Who else could it be if it wasn't you! My wine cabinet blew up the night you came, how do I know how you did it!"

"Oh, oh, I didn't expect me to be so powerful in Chuya's heart. It's really touching." The inexplicably blamed Dazai didn't seem to be angry at all at this time, but looked at the other party with a cheerful look, shaking coldly.

As a result, Zhong Yeqi's liver hurt even more, and as soon as he raised his hand, he split the desk next to him in two.

"Ah, it's too bad. Kunikida must be angry. This is a new one." Dazai glanced at the miserable state of the writing desk and said to himself.

Sure enough, at this time downstairs, Kunikida Doppo's heart twitched again when he heard the loud noise.On the other hand, Sorama Shota picked up a rag and began to wipe the table guiltily, because there was too much movement upstairs, and a lot of dust fell from his roof, so he had to wipe it well.

He heard the key words 'wine cabinet' and 'last night' just now, and instantly thought of the wine that was blown up by Saiki Kusuo yesterday, so he silently felt guilty in his heart.

Cough, this incident was indeed an accident...

'Kang Dang' and 'Kuang Dang' there were two loud bangs in succession, and dust from the ceiling kept falling to the ground. Sorama Shota looked sympathetically at Kunikida Doppo who was beside him with an ugly face and was clutching his chest. He hesitated for a moment and took it out of his pocket. Take out a small bottle: "I have quick-acting heart-rescuing pills, would you like some?"

Kunikida Doppo: ...

……

Unknowingly, the sun gradually set from the sky, dyeing the clouds golden.

Sora Shota sent Kunikida away, cleaned the damaged floor and tabletop, and then closed the door and walked out of the building in the last twilight.

Just as he was about to walk out the gate, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure and the sand-colored coat in front of him.

I don't know if it was because of a guilty conscience, but his pace suddenly slowed down, deliberately keeping a distance from the person in front of him.

When it was almost done, he walked out slowly and walked towards the subway station.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took two steps, a voice from behind stopped him.

"Sora hair wait for me~~" Dazai Osamu waved his hand and shouted.

Can you just pretend you didn't hear it?At this time, Sora Shota, who was very guilty, struggled in his heart for a second, and then resigned himself to his fate and stopped.Then Shi Shiran turned around and smiled. "It's Dazai, what a coincidence."

Dazai: "Unfortunately, I just waited for you on purpose."

The smile on Sora Hair Shota's face could hardly be maintained on the spot, he forced the corner of his mouth to pretend to be surprised and said, "What do you want from me?"

But he didn’t want Dazai to just take a deep look at him, and said sadly, “Last night, I met a woman who made me fall in love at first sight, but she suddenly disappeared into the night like an elf, and also disappeared. in my life."

Dazai opened his big eyes as he spoke, filled with sadness.He said sadly and with nostalgia: "I don't know why, when I saw you, I suddenly thought of her."

"..."

Sora Shota's heart trembled, and he asked tentatively: "Ah, who is she?"

Dazai sighed, covering his chest shyly: "Her name is Shoko."

"..."

Wait, didn't he obviously say that his name was Nanzi? !

Sora Shota almost blurted out, but at the last moment he managed to stop the car, breaking out in a cold sweat.

Osamu Dazai didn't know if he saw that he hesitated to speak, but was immersed in his own performance.He said with a sad and shy expression: "Mr. Konghair, would you like to hear me share my love story?"

Shota Sora: No!I do not want to! !

"Okay, as a friend, I am very willing." He smiled, tears streaming down from his forehead.