[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

You're here?

Ah, you're here too?

what are you doing

I'm going to steal something.

Ah, I'm here to steal something too.

Did you steal it?

Got it, how about you?

Not yet, isn't this stealing?

Of course, such a scene didn’t happen. Osamu Dazai opened the door humming a song and took a casual glance at the room. There was no one in there, so he walked quickly to a corner by the wall familiarly. It was the emptiest part of the room, and there was nothing but a wall lamp.

Dazai Osamu slowly walked over to the wall lamp, and saw that he raised his hand to turn on the light, and then stretched out his hand to turn back and forth twice on the base where the wall lamp is connected to the wall. There was a sliding sound, and with this sound, the wall started to rotate.

At this time, Shota Sora was pulled by Qi Mu and happened to be hiding in the most spacious and secret corner of the whole room. Who would have thought that there would be such a mechanism here.So when the two saw Dazai open the door and walked quickly towards this place, they almost thought that the other party found them hiding here, and they had a little false alarm.

[Fortunately, there is an agency here, I thought we were discovered. 】

[Probably not, but I also thought at first that he had the ability to see transparent objects. 】

In Saiki Kusuo's original world, there is a guy who can see spirits who can see through his "invisibility".

Just now, at the moment when the door was about to be opened, he hastily pulled Sorama Shota into a state of invisibility, and quietly hid in this empty corner, slowing down and breathing lightly.

Although the two were able to hide, the sound of breathing could not be completely hidden. In such a silent night, a needle falling on the floor was so clearly discernible.

Under such difficult conditions, it is really difficult to avoid Osamu Dazai who has a keen sense.What's even more rare is that in this world, Saiki's invisibility lasts 15 minutes, and it takes 1 minute to re-enter the invisibility state after the invisibility is eliminated.

In other words, if Osamu Dazai does not leave within 15 minutes, they face the risk of being exposed.For this careful and intelligent guy, Sora Hair Shota can't guarantee that his current girl form can completely fool him.

Also, there are still 8 minutes and 38 seconds before the cooldown period of "teleportation" expires, that is to say, after the 15 minutes of "invisibility" expires, they still have to stay here for three minutes and 38 seconds.

Thinking of the worst ending he would face, Sorama Shota couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle.

But at this time, the two still have the fortunate "telepathy" skill to use, they can share information with each other and constantly correct countermeasures according to the current situation.

Qi Mu's ability here needs to be activated on the condition of contacting the other party. Of course, if it is the original and complete version, then the hearts of everyone in this world will be hidden from him, and the two will not be allowed to fall into this situation at all. embarrassing situation.

【Osamu Dazai, his ability is to invalidate supernatural powers through touch, and he cannot see through invisibility. 】

【Ah, so it was a touch.While his ability should be useless against me, my invisibility cannot be touched either. 】

【It's really troublesome, his perception is very sharp, and you will never be able to see through his thoughts. 】

[I can read it when I touch him. 】

【...But aren't we just dodging his touch now? 】

[So I can only hope that he leaves within 15 minutes...]

At this moment, Shota Sora and Saiki were standing under the floor-to-ceiling windows near the wall with their shoes in their hands, talking through telepathy.The moment Osamu Dazai pressed the switch to make the wall roll, they hurriedly took off their shoes and ran away.

Originally, for the convenience of sneaking in, they wore the kind of soft-soled sports shoes in physical education class.But the situation was urgent just now, so they cautiously took off their shoes in order not to make any noise.

At this time, the wall slowly slid and turned over, revealing a cabinet, which should contain all kinds of secret materials.Osamu Dazai opened it leisurely, humming a tune and rummaging through it for the information he needed.While searching, he also commented on the content of the two sentences from time to time, judging by his posture, he seemed not in a hurry at all.

[Why is he in no hurry? 】

[Maybe he was originally from here. 】

Kong Maoxiang was too shocked, and it made sense to think about it.After all, everyone works for the government, but when he thought about how he was being chased by security guards during the day, he didn't look like that.But if you think about the open and secret struggles between different subsidiaries and different departments under those big groups, it's normal to have a double-faced spy or something, so I'm relieved.

As time passed by, Dazai was still searching there leisurely, opening folders one by one, as leisurely as reading a novel. a folder.

"Ah, found it."

This sentence immediately surprised the two of them. If they found something, they should leave soon.

But Osamu Dazai has never been a man who plays cards according to common sense, so after he found the information he needed, not only did he not prepare to take it out, nor did he take pictures with his mobile phone or camera, but...

Read and recite the full text!

At this moment, Dazai opened the first page with the folder in his hand, and walked towards the French windows while reading, and kept muttering: "Hey, the light here is better, so it's easy to read."

Seeing that Dazai was coming towards them again, the two of them were stunned by the development of this matter, and they forgot to evacuate all of a sudden.

If the light is not good, why don't you go home and take a look!It's not in ancient times, take out the mobile phone in your pocket, take pictures at home and put them on the computer to watch slowly!Make the font as large as you want!

It's a pity that the other party couldn't hear him, and he still walked towards the floor-to-ceiling windows.After a few seconds, they saw the slightly thick stack of documents in the hands of Dazai who had already walked to the side of the two of them.At a glance, there are probably at least twenty or thirty pages, and there are densely packed words on it...

Even if he had a photographic memory, it would take more than 15 minutes just to read it. What's more, he had spent more than half of his time looking for it just now, and now there are only four or five minutes left.

This is the rhythm to finish.

Just when Sora Hair Shota sighed and prepared to avoid going to the other side with Saiki, Dazai, who was reading the materials, suddenly raised his leg that was close to their side, and directly kicked them sideways.

The two were so frightened that they immediately squatted down on the spot.

"Oh, my legs are a little sore after standing for a long time." Dazai stretched out his legs, shaking them in the air twice before letting them down.Said to himself: "I seem to smell coffee just now."

Shota Sora, who was squatting on the ground and slowly moving forward, immediately looked at Saiki next to him.The breathing was relaxed, but the fragrance that came out remained in the air, and Dazai discovered the clue.

【Look, I told you not to eat so much. 】

[The mouth has its own thoughts. 】

【so what to do now? 】

[If you can do it, you can do it. 】

[Can't hold back? 】

【Yes. 】

"Ah~~ Moon~~~"

In the empty office, Osamu Dazai's voice sounded again, so frightened that someone slipped on the sole of his foot and almost split a fork.

"How round you are~~"

Sora & Saiki: ...

Under the floor-to-ceiling windows, Osamu Dazai put down the document in his hand, and suddenly raised his hand and started singing.

"Ah~~moonlight~~~"

"How beautiful you are~~"

"Ah~~give a beautiful woman to die in love with me~~~"

Sora & Saiki: ...

Two seconds later, Osamu Dazai put down his hand, and said to himself, "Hey, I'm a little tired from watching, I need to do exercises to stretch."

? ?

The two looked at Osamu Dazai under the window with bewildered and vigilant faces, and saw him move his body on the spot, take a deep breath, and then slipped to the center of the room with a 'shua'.

Scared, Sora Hair Shota took Saiki and took a big step back.

[It's dangerous, I almost ran into it. 】

Before he could calm down, he saw Dazai flying over with a swipe and a jump.

Because they were unprepared, Sora Shota and Saiki Kusuo hurriedly dodged, one to the left and the other to the right, and almost let go of each other's hands. In the end, they had no choice but to lie down on the ground together. escaped without any danger.

[He must have done it on purpose! 】Kong Maoxiang almost had a heart attack from fright, it was so frankly exciting.

[I didn't expect your friend to be like this. 】Qi Mu was calm, and he was still in the mood to complain.

[I said you did it on purpose too! 】Recalling that he seemed to have made similar complaints last time, he replied instantly.

【Yeah, yeah, I mean your friend is really smart, but I can also remember it instantly. 】

[Is now the time to talk about this matter? ! 】Sorama Sho was too speechless, but his eyes kept looking at Dazai who was doing gymnastics in the room.

This is not doing exercises, this is obviously dancing, okay? !Someone is very desperate.

Sure enough, every man who can fight is a born dancer, with that flexibility and that excellent power point.Dazai leaped and spun one after another, stretched his slender arms to the maximum angle and took another quick sliding step forward.

[Bottom right! 】

【left! 】

[Get down! 】

A series of sonorous and forceful orders were issued, and Shota Sora followed Qi Mudong to hide in Tibet. Just now, he escaped from under Dazai's armpit in a cat's body, as if his heart was no longer his own.

The originally huge office is now so small that there is nowhere to hide.Not only that, but the two of them had to keep in touch, and they had to hold the shoes in their hands to prevent them from falling, otherwise the invisibility would be released.

【How long? 】Kong Maoxiang asked very tiredly.

[Two minutes and 35 seconds. 】

[Fuck, less than a minute has passed? 】

【What do you think?Back off!Get down! 】

【………】

At this moment, the two had been forced to the back of the desk, and Dazai suddenly stopped and tilted his head: "Hey, did I guess wrong?"

[He is testing. 】

【That's right, why don't you go under the desk? 】

[No, I always feel that he wants to push us to a place where we cannot retreat, and then suddenly ambush us. 】

The more critical the time, Shota Sora felt his brain clearer, and his keen intuition told him that hiding under the desk was the only way to die.

Sure enough, in the next second, Dazai spun again and then slid down to the back of the desk in an instant, squatting down, and quickly stretched out his hand to explore inside.

Empty, nothing.

"Oh, how cunning."

And at this moment, on the ground not far behind him, a long purple hair appeared at some point, lying there alone.

【you!How did you step on my hair! ! 】

Saiki: ...

Yay, it was too urgent just now.