It's great to be a scumbag, but die early [Interstellar]

Xu Yixu didn't expect Gu Chen to say this at all, and lay silently on the sofa, hugging the cushions tightly with both hands, staring at Gu Chen innocently with wide open eyes without saying a word.

Gu Chen was originally talking about a point that he had been wondering about for a long time, but he didn't think Xu Yixu did it on purpose. As a result, Xu Yixu pretended to be pitiful here and immediately understood, with black lines all over his face: "You childish ghost!"

Unexplainably being 'targeted', Gu Chen had no idea how he had offended this guy.

The only thing Gu Chen could think of was the weird pot of pigeon soup that he made Xu Yixu drink.But before that incident, Xu Yixu had already started yelling at random.

"You bastard." Gu Chen stretched out his finger and poked the cheek of Xu Yixu, who was still acting cute, with a little gloom, "Where did I offend you?"

Xu Yixu, who always answered what others asked, almost always told the truth, complained in a low voice: "Is there anything wrong with the name Shizhen..."

Gu Chen: "..."

Gu Chen: "..."

So if he agrees that he is the hour hand, little friend Xu will be willing to call people by their names honestly, right?

It was completely unexpected that because of this, Gu Chen was suffocated for a long time before he recovered.

It's not scary to name a waste, the scariest thing is that you don't think you're a waste even if you name yourself a waste.

In this life, he would never call the clock just to coax Xu Yixu.

"If you don't call me by name, you can call me brother." Gu Chen said with a smile on his face.

"No." When Xu Yixu didn't feel any danger, he didn't counsel Gu Chen at all, and refused directly without any hesitation.

"If you don't, you won't have the cake." Gu Chen threatened.

Xu Yixu looked at Gu Chen inexplicably: "What is that?"

Gu Chen was speechless, thinking about Xu Yixu's experience, he suddenly felt that he could call him whatever he wanted, since it wasn't his real name anyway.

"It's delicious." Gu Chen got up and went to the dining table to take out the cake, "It's only been a few days since your birthday, so it's not too late."

"Outside, everyone eats cakes to celebrate their birthdays." Gu Chen unfolded the birthday hat he bought from the supermarket, lowered his body, put it on for Xu Yixu with a smile, "Congratulations on becoming an adult."

Xu Yixu touched the paper cap on his head, and didn't quite understand the procedure, which didn't prevent him from feeling the joy surging in his heart.

"Is this a gift?" Xu Yixu asked Gu Chen.

Seeing Xu Yixu's body brimming with joy, Gu Chen couldn't help showing a happy smile: "Yes... um!"

Lips and teeth stick together.

Gu Chen's eyes widened, he never thought that Xu Yixu would get up suddenly, grab his skirt and stand on tiptoe to make such a move towards him.

The two leaned very close, even closer than when they were on the bed before, face to face, eye to eye, and Gu Chen felt in a daze that Xu Yixu's eyes seemed to be filled with stars.

Xu Yixu didn't feel that he had made any amazing move at all, but he let go of Gu Chen who had been stiff as a log after touching him for a few seconds, and happily sat at the dining table admiring the first gift he had received in his life. Gift.

It is very beautiful, the white cream is spread evenly on it, dotted with light pink flowers, and in the center of the cake is a castle made of unknown material, with the words "Happy Birthday" written on the front of the castle.

delicious?

Xu Yixu's understanding of food other than nutrients is the pigeon soup made by Gu Chen. Since then, he has a different understanding of food.

After a little struggle in my heart, I carefully picked out a flower from the cake with a small fork and put it in my mouth.

The light milk fragrance mixed with the sweet taste hit Xu Yixu's taste buds in an instant, and this intense sensory stimulation made Xu Yixu's whole body stagnate.

The smell just now... Could it be that he had hallucinations?

Xu Yixu held the paintbrush with a hand that had never shaken once, and now he couldn't control his excitement at all, and it took a lot of effort to dig out a piece from the cake and put it into his mouth.

Not an illusion!

There is such a thing in the world! !

Xu Yixu sat on the chair and danced excitedly.

Gu Chen, who was as hard as wood, only recovered from the impact at this time, and couldn't help but press his lips with his fingers, the soft, soft touch still remained on it.

Turning around, Gu Chen saw that random guy, heartlessly eating the cake.

What Gu Chen was going to say suddenly changed helplessly: "...I haven't made a wish yet." The candle was bought for nothing.

Xu Yixu, who was immersed in the gourmet world, didn't hear Gu Chen's words at all, and now Xu Yixu saw only him and this cake in the world.

In just 5 minutes, a seven-inch cake was completely swallowed by Xu Yixu.

After hiccupping, Xu Yixu only noticed Gu Chen with a very strange expression at this time, and subconsciously lowered his head to look at the cake pan with no residue left.It was only then that Xu Yixu remembered that he hadn't left any for Gu Chen.

"I've finished eating." Xu Yixu obediently stated his guilt.

"It was for you to eat." Gu Chen didn't care about this, but seeing Xu Yixu holding a piece of cake as a treasure, he felt a little distressed, but the point now is not this.

"Why did you kiss me just now?" When Gu Chen said the last two words, the scene just now was cycled in Gu Chen's mind again, and he couldn't help but pursed his lips.

It's just that in the past few days of getting along, Gu Chen already knew that it was meaningless to go around in circles with Xu Yixu, and he could ask him what he had, but the information he got was not accurate after trying.

Gu Chen doesn't think that no one teaches the act of kissing, but Xu Yixu, who grew up in a research institute, will understand.Thinking of this, Gu Chen's eyes filled with gloom, and countless dark incidents flashed through his mind. What are those people in the research institute trying to do by teaching Xu Yixu these things?

"Don't you always have to kiss when you receive gifts? It's always like this on TV." Xu Yixu watched TV dramas seriously before, and he believed that he had absolutely no memory mistakes. Instead, he questioned Gu Chen, "Have you lost your memory?" So don't remember?"

Unexpectedly, the problem would appear here, Gu Chen couldn't help thinking about his memory of the plot of that TV series.

It's really what Xu Yixu said...

Gu Chen held back for a while, but remembering his first kiss that he didn't lose for no reason, he still didn't hold back: "That's something that can only be done to people who like it."

"But I like you!" Xu Yixu couldn't understand Gu Chen's protest even more.

"..." Restraining the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise, telling himself that this is a very serious matter, Gu Chen said again, "Liking and liking are different, this kind of thing can only be done by lovers."

"Huh?" Xu Yixu seemed shocked by Gu Chen's words.

Looking at Xu Yixu's expression, Gu Chen thought Xu Yixu finally understood this time, but in the next second he heard Xu Yixu ask back, "But aren't we lovers?"

Gu Chen who was stimulated and had already forgotten this setting suddenly didn't know what to say.

"And why only lovers can do it? I don't think it's anything special." Xu Yixu looked at Gu Chen with a puzzled face.

No!What!special!

The expression on Gu Chen's face faintly showed signs of collapse, he gritted his teeth and said to Xu Yixu: "I can let you feel what is special!"

Feeling the crisis again, Xu Yixu shrank his neck, and immediately refused with a strong desire to survive: "No, no, I remember, I remember everything, I can only do this with you."

"......... Fuck." Gu Chen suppressed his voice and cursed in a low voice, the second swear word in his life.

Feeling Gu Chen's low pressure, Xu Yixu behaved quite honestly afterwards, carefully nestled on the sofa and watched the teacher on TV giving lectures, not daring to show that he was bored at all.

As for painting?

I don't know why his painting seems to be quite exciting to 'Shi Chen', so Xu Yixu naturally dare not get into trouble at this time.

The atmosphere in the room was delicate, and the two of them didn't say a word for a long time, but fortunately, the frozen atmosphere was broken soon.

"Ding dong——Hello, this is the Wanjia supermarket chain. The things you bought have been delivered. Please open the door." The doorbell automatically connected to the intercom, and the voice outside the door was successfully transmitted to the room.

The things Gu Chen bought have arrived.

Opening the door The delivery man stood at the door with three installation robots, and the pile of large and small packages almost blocked the entire door of the apartment.

Xu Yixu looked at the door in disbelief, and asked Gu Chen, "What did you buy?"

Without waiting for Gu Chen to speak, the supermarket delivery man answered for Gu Chen directly: "Six-piece folding bed set, twelve-piece washing set, six sets of two sizes of 1718 new summer clothing sets, two sets of underwear and trousers. Ten sets of sizes, one refrigerator, five catties each of various fruits, vegetables and meat, two sets of each condiment, one smart cooking machine including installation service, please confirm the receipt."

After Gu Chen confirmed, the supermarket deliveryman took a robot and put the things in the storage room of the apartment according to Gu Chen's request, while the other two robots went to the kitchen to measure and calculate the entire kitchen situation. After a while, three installation plans were given for Gu Chen to choose.

Xu Yixu was asked to choose a plan that seemed pleasing to the eye, but within ten minutes, the entire delivery service was completed, Gu Chen sent the delivery man away, and gave a five-star praise.

Gu Chen turned around after sending it off, and saw Xu Yixu holding the instruction manual of the smart cooking machine. Bake a cake!"

"Cake! Cake!"

Gu Chen, who was worried about his old mother, was alerted immediately, and immediately said: "You can't eat more cakes, you can only eat one cake a month."

"Why!" Xu Yixu looked at Gu Chen's expression, as if Gu Chen was making trouble for no reason.

This is of course because the intake of sugar is too high, which will cause a great burden on the body.

However, this kind of principle has no meaning at all with Xu Yixu, Gu Chen walked to the front of the smart cooking machine, turned on the child lock function very smoothly, and said solemnly: "Of course, this is because there are still a lot of delicious food to eat. "