Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a strategist
Chapter 210 6 Extraordinary Names Go Down in History
"Let's be honest, Lao Cai, don't be in a hurry to jump!" The professor obviously has a close relationship with the frowning Principal Cai, and he can still make fun of him at this moment.
However, Cao Zhang sighed deeply: since the professor said the word "love", the girls sitting next to him seemed to have been pressed a switch, triggering a series of chain reactions. Whisper and talk non-stop.
However, the professor knew how to grasp the most interesting point of the audience. Instead of rushing to maintain discipline, he continued to speak on his own, making people hold their breath and listen: "Of course, in this' So far, no one has dared to make a final conclusion about what kind of idea lies behind "Love"—if anyone dares to speak wild words, they will be dragged out and beaten to death."
"Some say it's bosom friends from high mountains and rivers, some say it's like-minded friends, some say it's a preference for relatives, and there's another one that makes people most interested—it's out of love."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
As soon as he said this, Cao Zhang suddenly had a bad premonition. As expected, as soon as he finished speaking, the screams around him didn't even need to suppress the effort, and a wave erupted in an instant!
Hundreds of girls screamed in unison, almost deafening the ears of Cao Zhang and other male students who were at a loss, and looked confused.
Damn, are these cruel girls who really want to learn how to clap like a centipede really belong to their class?
The professor put his hands on the desk very considerately, and patiently waited for them to be excited, their faces turned red, and their shouts gradually subsided, as if they hadn't seen Lao Cai angrily maintaining order, and suddenly changed the subject: "I know that many of the students here are Through the endless serial dramas and novels written by later generations, I have some understanding of the three giants of Yanchu. Although I study mostly official history, I am not an old-fashioned person who knows nothing, but I still have contact with the fresh culture of these young people. "
After coming here, his tone suddenly became more serious, and he said sternly: "For this, I can only say that nearly 90.00% of them are purely sensationalizing and making up random things! Those morally corrupt screenwriters actually turned a talented, suave, and upright Celebrities who have made great achievements are distorted into women disguised as men, do not do business all day long, just take a shower and take off their clothes, flirting with colleagues with half-exposed breasts?! It's fucking fart! This is when other famous people go down in history All wise men are blind men whose brains are full of sperm, which tramples and profanes history, and is a great insult to Yan Qing, a great man!"
The professor turned his face when he said that he turned his face, which frightened the people below. They watched him show his power in a daze, and even when he blatantly exploded, no one reacted.
After the professor stunned the audience, he calmed down a little, but his lingering anger still lingered: "Even the casting was a complete failure! If I work in the department responsible for reviewing these days of thunder and dog blood dramas, I will definitely pick up Let the gun come and shoot them one by one, not one left!"
Cao Zhang is very happy: For nothing else, his sister Cao Jie loves to watch it very much. When he was a child, he often took him to accept those illogical ghost dramas. Now the professor is spraying them bloody. Drenching his head, he felt more resentment.
Hearing this, he changed his mind and raised his hand for the first time. After getting permission, he raised his voice and asked, "Why does the professor think that the casting is a failure?"
The professor's face turned pale, and he even nodded gently to him: "That's a good question. You guys are out of luck. The revised textbooks will only be released next year. The current old version doesn't come with portraits. But Now that I’m here, I must make up for this regret.”
The audience's response was also very enthusiastic, and they all begged on the spot: "I want to watch it now! Please let me go!"
But the professor said: "Don't worry, when I talk about the place, I will let you go."
The corner of Cao Zhang’s mouth twitched, thanking him and sitting down, but he couldn’t look forward to it at all—who doesn’t know the style of the portraits in history books?It was a rudimentary place that could only be imagined by brain, except for the facial features and hair, there was no trace of elegance at all.
The professor returned to the subject and continued the original topic: "No matter what the real starting point of this unconditional trust and favor is, its existence itself is absolutely beyond doubt."
"In thousands of years of history, there is still a second person who is willing to use the surname of a courtier as the country name, and the name as the year name. It is not only bestowed on the king, but also appointed as the prime minister. He can use the emperor's ceremonial guard and all the rights to be in his hands. Is it even given to the emperor who lives in the palace?"
The professor rubbed his chin and said, "Because of this, I venture to believe that Lu Bu's feelings for Yan Qing cannot be purely lustful for beauty, or a frivolous fondness for a sweet secret lover, but more It is similar to the worship and worship of the gods mixed with it."
"Besides that, there are many more." The professor talked eloquently: "According to the plain text records in "Chu Yan Shu", Yan Qing and Lu Bu have only known each other for a month, and they have talked at night by candlelight, slept together, and shared the same pond. And Mu; during the time when Yanqing was deceived by traitors, and his whereabouts were unknown, Lv Bu's eyes were red, and he rushed to find the person with hundreds of light cavalry. The sky is in full swing, the family is getting more and more powerful, but the two are inseparable, eating and living together; neither married a wife nor took a concubine, had children, even adopted a false child, and they were rushed together..."
The professor was eloquent, citing scriptures and allusions, telling anecdotes and anecdotes about the pair of emperors and ministers who have made history and history, and soon the atmosphere that had been stagnant for a while was heated up again, and it was mobilized again.
"...It is true that life and death go hand in hand, the monarch and his ministers are not burdened by each other, and only look forward to the next life." The professor said dryly, first took a sip of water, and inadvertently looked at the people above and below with sparkling eyes, I just spread my hands regretfully and said: "Too much, too much! It's impossible to finish the lecture in a while, so I can only briefly talk about it. If you are really interested, you can ask your principal for a book after the end. There will be more details on it.”
Seeing half of the people showed very interested expressions, the professor was in a good mood, and said: "Lao Cai testifies, I am not really here to sell books! Among them is a "Notes on the Daily Life of Emperor Wu", which was written by the Taishi Lingyi at that time. It was compiled by Zhong Yao, the chief historian of the dynasty. If you read it, you won’t find the content I just mentioned so weird.”
Almost everyone was aroused with strong curiosity, and immediately asked: "Why is that?"
The professor laughed loudly and said: "My old friend shook his head when he saw it, and said that if Zhong Yao hadn't been a historian with a stable temperament, he would not be able to cheat at will, and even the wording and diction in the book were straightforward. It's a love story written by Lu Bu Yanqing!"
Cao Zhang didn't want to admit it. Hearing what the cunning professor said, his appetite seemed to be completely whetted...
However, the professor turned a blind eye to the pairs of eyes who expected him to talk more about the above content, and continued: "In general, Lu Bu's performance in the early stage is really a fool who is completely short-sighted and only unrivaled in martial arts. He has matured at an incredible speed, respects corporals, is not ashamed to ask his subordinates, humbly listens to the advice of good ministers, steadily develops his strength, strengthens himself, and then gradually erodes the enemy, no longer eager for quick success."
"After the establishment of the Yan Dynasty, he no longer personally took risks, but generously gave up the opportunity to the younger generation, and began to learn to handle state affairs, and soon became handy. Such a transformation, only knew the beginning of his story People, no matter what, he would never have imagined that he would become the best example of a late bloomer worthy of the reputation of the founder of the country."
"As a grassroots, compared with Cao Cao, he undoubtedly lacks talent and family financial resources; compared with Yuan Shao, he lacks a strong social background and innate power prestige, but he is arrogant, stubborn and ignorant. He won't give up half a point. What's more, he is greedy."
"Because of his arrogance, he looks down on others; because of his stubbornness, he can't listen to other people's opinions; because of his ignorance, he can't make correct judgments. Step by step, it seems that sooner or later he will fall into the abyss. But he didn't."
"The nobleman who brought him a major turning point is undoubtedly Yan Qing."
"Of course, there is no perfect person in the world. It is not so much that Yan Qing has a wonderful and magical nature to deceive people. It is better to say that he just happened to like Lu Bu. Moreover, Yan Qing is also very good at observing words and emotions, and always knows how to follow the hair. Of course, Lu Bu couldn't do without him more and more."
The professor smiled and said, "Don't underestimate the importance of this craft! As an assistant who wants to advise the lord, not only is it enough to be talented, but one also has to find out the temper of the lord and his colleagues, and then prescribe the right medicine."
"The best negative teaching material is Tian Feng, who was imprisoned because of Yuan Shao's 'just committing a crime'. If Yuan Shao hadn't run too fast after the defeat and left him behind, and was discovered by Lu Bujun in time, After being rescued, the grass on the grave is not a few feet high, right?"
"Not to mention that Yan Qing never angered Lu Bu, what makes him so powerful is that he can not only make Lu Bu listen to his opinions, but also guide Lu Bu to think, so that he can listen to other people's opinions."
The professor sighed: "From the perspective of a bystander, Yan Qing's ability to read people's hearts can be said to be very good, so it is impossible for him to fail to see through Lu Bu's difficult situation at that time, and his bad temper like a hot potato. But when he recommended himself, he chose the person who was least likely to succeed and had the greatest difficulty factor to assist him."
"I'm afraid only he himself knows why he did this. It's as if smoke was rising from Lu Buzu's grave, and God sent him a man who was willing to wholeheartedly plan for him, even his own life, in order to fulfill him. Yan Qing, the genius in my heart, comes here. If Lu Bu is a sharp knife that hurts others and himself, Yan Qing is the sheath that is most suitable for it in terms of size and shape. Otherwise, how could it appear so perfect, perfect fit, and accomplished A unique story of a monarch and his ministers?"
The professor made another joke: "Actually, if Lu Bu had not had a wife and concubine and gave birth to a daughter Lingqi, her sexual orientation must be of the opposite sex, and Yan Qing was a real man. In anyone's eyes, Lu Bu and Yan Qing's relationship is completely consistent with the formula of love at first sight. Hahahaha, yes, it is love at first sight."
"If they are a man and a woman, if there is nothing tricky between the monarch and his ministers, my head can be screwed off and kicked as a ball for others. It's not that I discriminate against the relationship between the same sex, the relationship between the same sex and the relationship between the opposite sex There is no difference between them, it is all from the heart, but because they have a tacit understanding and complement each other too much, either they are related by blood, or they must have a solid emotional foundation, otherwise it is impossible to achieve. "
Cao Zhang covered his ears weakly, and lay down on the table, waiting for the excited female voices to stop—the description of the knife and the scabbard is so common, and the later words are also based on the impossibility of "if it is a man and a woman" On the big hypothesis of existence, why can they talk about it over and over again, as happy as picking up 500 million on the ground?
The professor clasped his hands together, signaled everyone to be quiet, and said with a smile: "Then what kind of person is Yan Qing, who is capable of turning the tide, turning the tide, and bringing a stunned youth back to the right path?"
Although Cao Zhang was also happy, he didn't show his happiness on his face like a girl. He only clapped his hands desperately while secretly slandering: What about leaving Yan Qing for the last talk?The professor can't help himself.
He could tell that this professor was a plain Yan Chuan, and he was proud of it.
Bathed in the eyes of everyone's expectation, the professor coughed slowly and called his old friend's name: "Old Cai, why don't you tell me?"
Principal Cai did not refuse, thought for a while, and replied: "Outstanding in wisdom, able to speak well, sympathetic to all living beings, good at dancing, educating talents and appointing talents, accepting all people, understanding and reasonable, flexible, indifferent to fame and fortune, magnanimous and fair. Selfless, he is the best son of Pianpianzhuoshi."
The professor was very appreciative and brought a wave of applause in person, before saying, "Old Cai is very good. He has made an accurate evaluation of Yan Qing's ability, character, conduct, moral character and appearance."
The audience couldn't help laughing, and the professor's next words made them even more hilarious: "Lao Cai is a man of culture, and his level of praise is very high. For someone like me who doesn't have much ink in his belly, just I can only bite the bullet and show my ugliness."
Principal Cai's face darkened immediately: He couldn't hear it, this old bad friend was just saying that he was in front of the students, so he should have said it more simply and clearly.
The professor stopped bullying him and said, "If I had to use only ten words to describe Yanqing, I would choose beautiful, smart, cute, bold and affectionate."
"Let's talk about 'beautiful' first. Regarding Yan Qing's unsurpassed beauty and aura like an immortal, there has never been a saying of 'different opinions'. When you open one of the books, you can see a large section of description. So here, I won’t go into details here, but just give two simplest and most direct examples—the most authoritative character evaluation at that time. At home, Xu Zijiang’s evaluation of Yan Qing in the Yuedan review is, “The ambition of the secluded mountain and the bright moon, the beauty of the famous flowers and the beauty of the country.” This is the only time in Xu Zijiang’s life that he has combined his appearance and ambition in his comments. Juxtaposed, it can be seen how fascinating his appearance is, and it is unforgettable to see him."
"The second example is an interesting story recorded in "Yan Guozhi-Yan Qing Biography". Reserved, he piled flowers, fragrant handkerchiefs, and fresh fruits in front of Yanqing's mansion where he lived for a long time. The amount is large enough to flood the entire street, let alone a carriage, even adults can't handle it. Tongtong, it will take three days just to clean it up."
The professor smiled and said: "Actually, it can be seen from the speed with which Lu Bu accepted Yan Qing. During the initial running-in period between the monarch and his ministers, if Yan Qing's appearance was not ordinary, she was still very immature at that time, and she valued appearance and relatives very much. Lu Bu, might you be willing to give him a chance to prove himself, and offer to share the bed with him?"
Cao Zhang nodded involuntarily. Before he could use his barren imagination, he saw a wave of hands raised in the auditorium.
Not all girls, many of them are boys!
Just as Cao Zhang was about to click his tongue, he was dumbfounded.He couldn't help poking his younger brother beside him: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Cao Zhi didn't move, and said righteously: "How can I let go of the opportunity to consult with such a famous professor?"
Cao Zhang: "..."
No problem.
It was he himself who forgot that Cao Zhi most resembled his father except for his poetic talent and his beauty.
It's a pity that Cao Zhi gave up his reserve and was not selected by the professor.The professor pointed to the most active girls, and nodded after listening: "Your questions are actually similar, so I'll answer them together."
"This classmate's opinion is actually correct. Among the historical materials describing Yan Qing's face, the most frequent one is 'looking like a good woman'. In other words, Yan Qing's appearance is not masculine and profound, but biased toward Yu Yinrou Shuyan's. This is probably the best excuse for those screenwriters to make nonsense that he is not a man."
"Yan Qing never married or married in his whole life, and he never even had a dewy marriage. The only heir is Yan Yi, who was adopted from the Lu family. There is no explanation for this in the history books, but there are speculations in the unofficial history written by later generations. I am afraid that even the author would not have imagined that he would be misrepresented by others, and many people would mistake him for historical facts."
"As for why he chose to live alone, and later returned to the mountains with Lu Bu who abdicated himself, there are several guesses, but they are only guesses, and there is no real basis." After emphasizing the point of "no evidence", the professor Only then did he continue to speak with confidence: "Some say that he is weak and doomed his offspring to be difficult; The first seven-character poem is for the memory of the unlucky lover... Well, well, I finally know what your original intention for asking this question is."
As the professor talked, he recalled it now, and couldn't help laughing: "Indeed, the most widely circulated theory is that he and Lu Bu, and even he and Guo Jia, are actually a pair of secret lovers. They are loyal to each other, that's why they agreed not to marry a wife or take concubines. But in my opinion, this is just a story with more than romance and zero evidence."
With his own admission, the girls' reactions became exaggerated one by one, even Principal Cai's dark clouded face, and the warnings from the bosses didn't work, they still hugged each other crazily, exaggeratedly dancing and laughing at the same time , The mood swings were so severe that even tears flowed out.
Cao Zhang opened his mouth and couldn't close it for a long time, feeling sorry for him: "My mother."
Is this really a lecture on history?Why are these usually high-spirited girls looking crazy?
The professor didn't expect the scene to get out of control like this, so he had to take a short break for a few minutes to let them regain their sanity, take a breather, and then made a gesture for Principal Cai, who was about to give a lecture, to go back to his seat, and said with a smile: "If you react like this again, I will You have to end your speech early."
"No more~~~~"
The people below quickly promised.
In fact, the reason why President Cai used a lot of money as bait, and he showed his old face, called this old friend who is a well-known Yan Chui in the circle (suitable for their school), who is good at giving lectures, but rarely comes out again. What he wants to achieve The result, is to make students understand the importance of understanding history, especially studying the Yan Dynasty, which symbolizes the heyday.
The results turned out to be far better than he had imagined. Even if there were some small twists and turns in the middle, it was harmless. In the end, it was still the result of the hot atmosphere, which is not a bad thing no matter how you look at it.
"About Yan Qing's intelligence, what I said before can fully explain this point. I really don't want to add more. If you think about it with your toes, you will know that you will not listen patiently." The audience retorted, and the professor also He just smiled and said, "Duplicity is useless! Let your history teacher have a headache, but I have to remind you that this part will definitely take the most of the final exam."
Ignoring the mourning, the professor said slowly: "Then let's talk about Yan Qing's cuteness. Before I start the lecture, I will show you some portraits."
Cao Zhang subconsciously sat up a little bit, turned his eyes away from the gray-haired professor, and looked at the big screen.
"scare--"
After seeing the lifelike portraits in a modern sketch style, Cao Zhang's eyes widened instantly, and he couldn't help "holding the grass" out loud.
This shit, this shit, the painting style is completely different from those portraits of ancient people who can't tell whether they are people or ghosts!
One day at a time!If the professor hadn't said it himself, he couldn't believe it, and he couldn't even imagine that it would have been made by the ancients nearly 2000 years ago!
The professor was very satisfied to appreciate their shocking reaction: "These portraits were obtained from the burial objects of the Taiwei who was buried in the same tomb when the tomb of Emperor Yanming was found recently. It took several years to conduct archaeological research , confirmed their authenticity, but they should appear in textbooks next year. You may wish to guess, who drew it, and who painted it?"
"Ahhh, professor, don't play it so fast!" Even though it has been adjusted to the slowest speed, the people below didn't listen to him at all. At first they just looked at it with their eyes open, and it was only after missing three or four pictures that it was like a dream. After waking up for the first time, they took out their mobile phones and pointed at the screen to shoot wildly: "Please slow down, slow down!!!"
The teachers in the last row didn't have time to stop them—many of them saw these unpublished portraits for the first time, took off their shoes, stood on the table, and were busy shooting with their mobile phones high.
Headmaster Cai's head was full of black lines: "...What are you doing to join in the fun? This lecture is all videotaped!"
The teachers agreed and sat back on their chairs.
Fortunately, the professor was very considerate, so he changed the automatic playback to manual, and played each picture for a full minute, so that they could take pictures.
The wish was fulfilled, and all the students below were extremely well-behaved, and they also cooperated with his questioning, guessing in a hurry.
The professor didn't wait, and simply introduced: "Yes, these portraits are all written by Yan Qing. There are a total of [-] people drawn by him, each with one to three pictures. The most are Lu Bu and Guo Jia, which is also the best circumstantial evidence of their relationship."
"Through counting the end of Han Dynasty and the beginning of Yan Dynasty, the most popular in Kyushu is Yanqing. The number of portraits shows that he has a lot of friends." The professor laughed: "According to common sense, painting Shouldn't everyone beautify it, but Yan Qing didn't do that, but sincerely described the casual, defenseless, and life-filled side of the friend he saw in his eyes, with the most gentle and delicate strokes, It is completely presented. This not only reflects Yan Qing's humorous side, but also proves that Yan Qing is a very cute person no matter in the eyes of friends or friends.
It really couldn't be more real!
However, compared to the professor who is Xi Shi in the eyes of fans, Cao Zhang laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, but at the same time he was more inclined to think that this was clearly the outbreak of the bad taste hidden in Yan Qing's bones-the better the relationship, the better. Realistically, the darker the darker.
What are these? Including Lu Bu, his five great advisors and five generals, some even presented them in the form of comic strips, responsibly restoring the dark history.Every time it comes out, it triggers a new roar of laughter.
For example, the prudish Zhao Yun was drowsy after drinking, and when he fell into a mud pit, he just got up stupidly, staggered and continued to walk, but he came from the east before he fell, and went east again after he got up; Tied up like a mummy, Tai Shici was lying on the bed and weeping. In the cracks of the military tent, the black hair of the car was gloating; Zhou Yu, a beautiful man with a face full of hatred for iron and steel; Gao Shun was in the military council, so sleepy, he just dozed off openly with his eyes open. After the meeting, it was discovered that he hadn't moved for a long time before he was discovered; there was Zhang Liao who pretended to be reading, but actually wrapped the erotic pictures on the cover of "Zuo Zhuan", watching with gusto under Jia Xu's stare from behind; On the couch, with a look of enjoyment, a bunch of maids pressed him back and forth on his body, but if there were really beautiful maids who wanted to recommend themselves as pillow mats, his expression changed drastically, and he immediately drove them out, fearing that his health plan would be ruined ; in the courtyard, he is still seriously doing the Wu Qin Xi with rather indecent postures to strengthen his body; Guo Jia's theme is very clear, there are countless wine jars piled up around him, drinking so much that his clothes are wide open, and his abs don't even hurt at all. No, his belly is slightly distended; he is drooling from sleep, his cheeks are flushed, and there is a round child with a disgusted face lying on his body; there is also his buttocks pouted in disregard of his image, holding a small shovel, sneaking around in the yard Digging a hole in the ground, when he found the round wine jar, he was overjoyed regardless of his head and face full of gray; there was also him with amorous brows, handsome clothes, sitting in front of the guqin, and playing seriously with downcast eyes; in Cao Zhang's ears, The logic of the girls is very amazing: in their opinion, only when painting Guo Jia and Lu Bu, Yan Qing’s painting style is as gentle as if a filter is added, the writing is extra careful and spirited, and the content is also very rich, interesting, and full of sincerity love.
Lu Bu's is mighty and domineering. Each portrait is full of heroic portraits riding on a tall dark horse, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and dancing Fang Tian's painted halberd with a murderous face. Under Yan Qing's meticulous depiction, it almost rushed out of the frame.
It's just that in some of the pictures, the mouth is slightly pouted, which is particularly detrimental to the image of brilliance and martial arts, and the pair of terribly conspicuous long tassels, like cockroach whiskers, are about to break through the sky; there is another picture of him with a straight face and hands Standing with folded arms, pretending to be indifferent, but actually sneaking a peek in the direction of the painter anxiously, as if he knew he was wrong but couldn't apologize, guilty and flustered.
As for the person who can make this majestic tiger show such a disturbed expression, one can imagine.
The professor laughed and said: "Thanks to Yan Qing's cleverness, he knew to leave these paintings to his son Yan Yi, who obeyed him unconditionally, and Yan Yi did not disappoint him. It was brought into the coffin, and it was not until recent years that it was able to appear in the world."
"Otherwise, we wouldn't be so lucky to be able to clearly see the life of that famous official born in Yanchu, and how interesting are these romantic figures who often only live in words, and their personalities and preferences."
Someone asked: "Where is the Mausoleum of Emperor Wu? Has it been excavated?"
The professor shook his head and nodded again: "That's a very good question. In fact, the general location of Emperor Wu's Mausoleum has been known for a long time. It is on Xiantao Mountain. In terms of scale, it is more magnificent than the Ming Emperor's Mausoleum. But for some reason, even with the help of advanced equipment, it is impossible I haven't been able to determine the exact location. It's a bit like the folk saying "ghosts hit the wall"? They circle around the mountain for no reason. Xiantao Mountain is the birthplace of the Xiantao Sect, which flourished for a while. The plants on it are all protected by the state. Even without an application, it is impossible to be allowed to excavate under the premise of wantonly destroying the forest.”
"There is a force that cannot be determined by science is affecting the operation of the detection equipment, completely disrupting the signal. Most scholars believe that the unknown factor of the disturbance should be the mausoleum where Yan II protects the rest of his father and a group of veterans. There are many mazes carefully laid out."
Everyone was amazed at once, formation!A formation that has long been lost!I've only heard of it in novels and TV dramas, but I didn't expect it to exist in reality!And it's so awesome!
Cao Zhang couldn't help asking: "Old minister? Could it be that the minister is buried in the same mausoleum as Emperor Yanwu?"
The professor nodded approvingly: "According to our conjecture based on the existing evidence, it should be correct. In a more romantic way, it is the majestic Emperor Wu who took his invincible old subordinates to the underground Continue to attack the city and seize the land, and go to fight in all directions."
Everyone laughed and said, "If we meet on a narrow road and bump into the fiend Qin Shihuang, I don't know who will win!"
The professor couldn't help laughing, and he quickly realized that it was these thoughtful kids trying to trick him into distracting his conversation, so as to prolong the time for showing the portraits!I couldn't help but shook my head, and calmly pressed the next one, explaining: "This time the time is limited, I only chose one-eighth of the most representative and important characters to bring, haha, otherwise you may not even The time for evening self-study has to be put here."
It's a pity that the professor's understanding was not appreciated by anyone, but he wailed in a very shameless way.
After drawing the last one, everyone was excited, but quickly found something wrong, and quickly asked: "Why is there no Yan Qing himself?"
The most beautiful beauty in the world!How could there be no trace left behind? !
The professor shook his head: "Yan Qing didn't leave a self-portrait, but one of them is suspected to be painted by himself, but after research, everyone thinks that it is far from what is written in the history books, and it does not match at all."
Hearing the anger of the audience below, everyone clamored to see it, the professor looked puzzled: "It's already been put up."
Everyone said in unison: "No!"
The professor muttered, and had no choice but to reopen the file, quickly pulled out that one, and zoomed in on the full screen: "This is this one."
Everyone: "..."
Cao Zhang was almost choked to death by his own saliva: Although he could be called handsome and domineering, no matter how you look at it, he was just Lu Bu wearing a robe instead of a military uniform!How could it be Yan Qing who looks like a good girl, looks like a banished fairy, and comes out of the dust!
"I'm not mistaken, it's this one, so the guess that the character in this painting is Yan Qing himself is very unreliable. It is very likely that Yan Qing was overtired when finishing this painting, so he was careless. The labeling is wrong." The professor didn't know at all, they ruined Yan Qing's good intentions, and he said dissatisfiedly: "After reading the painting and talking about the cuteness, let's talk about Yan Qing's boldness."
Regardless of everyone's laments, he continued: "Especially in the early stage of Lu Bu's army's development, when Yan Qing was strategizing in his tent, his strategies were mostly desperate gambles, and he didn't leave himself any escape route. Sweat. Because there are too many contents, I recommend you to read the first to third volumes of "The History of the Founding of the Great Yan Dynasty", you will be able to see the thrilling stories one by one, and you will believe what I said Not only dare to gamble with the prosperity of the entire force, but also dare to risk their own lives."
"The resignation I'm talking about here doesn't just mean that he published books for the Han family to read, and improved the talent selection system to offend the family to death, but that he once brought only dozens of personal guards to the Han family. Cao Ying, who used to divide him and Lv Bu, and Liu Xie, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, did not hesitate to take risks in order to stabilize Chang'an. He went to communicate and negotiate; The plague broke out in the army led by General Zhao Yun, and he immediately took a doctor to the epidemic area and stayed there for a month. Leaving your life there, let alone Yan Qing, a scholar with a weaker physique?"
"Once he became ill from overwork and fell ill in bed. It took a whole month for him to recover." The professor lamented, "He is really working hard for his career."
Most people were still immersed in the painting just now and couldn't extricate themselves, but someone asked: "Actually, if Yan Qing is so good, he can completely get rid of Lu Bu and do it alone. After all, Lu Bu was a lagging existence in the early stage, and his signature is far from his own. It works."
The professor shook his head: "In terms of ability, Yan Qing has the conditions to start anew, but his character traits are also the traits I will talk about soon, 'affectionate', which is an out-and-out weakness when he is in charge of others. gone."
"During the 'Xuchang Incident', the two old enemies on the west side joined forces and forged the imperial edict to take advantage of Xu Shu, the governor of Yangzhou at that time, who was loyal to the Han family and filial to his mother. Ashamed to hang himself, but Yan Qing always cared about the friendship between friends, not only did he have no intention of pursuing the serious crime of stealing the emperor and betraying Lu Bu's army, even after Lu Bu became emperor, he wrote a letter asking him to posthumously Xu Shu, and wrote a eulogy by himself."
"Yan Qing has no reservations about Lu Bu. He is devoted to Lu Bu. He does not hesitate to sacrifice himself. He is devoted to death. He cares about Guo Jia and cares about him. He never sets up defenses and puts his heart in his heart. But he never left half a way out for himself! Fortunately! What's more, neither his monarch nor his confidantes have ever failed to live up to this deep affection, the friendship is deep in life, not exchanged for a thousand pieces of gold, and they accompany each other when they die, and their souls depend on each other."
Another person asked: "Isn't there a saying that Yan Qing didn't really commit suicide at all, he just left to follow Lu Bu, but a master of high meritorious service, who was feared by Yan II Lu Liang and forced to die with poisoned wine?" Is there Guo Jia, who just drank his sorrows with alcohol, accidentally drank too much, and died unseemly, so he presumed that he died of excessive grief and vomiting blood."
The professor raised his eyebrows and was not angry: "Which book did you get the saying from?"
The man replied: "I was directly calling the Internet, and I saw someone answering."
Zhihu.com is a well-known educational forum, and retired teachers are in charge of each section.
The professor sneered: "When the speech is over, this classmate, please send me the address. I'd like to see where it came from. The bastard is tired of living, and I have to fabricate some slippery things."
However, Cao Zhang sighed deeply: since the professor said the word "love", the girls sitting next to him seemed to have been pressed a switch, triggering a series of chain reactions. Whisper and talk non-stop.
However, the professor knew how to grasp the most interesting point of the audience. Instead of rushing to maintain discipline, he continued to speak on his own, making people hold their breath and listen: "Of course, in this' So far, no one has dared to make a final conclusion about what kind of idea lies behind "Love"—if anyone dares to speak wild words, they will be dragged out and beaten to death."
"Some say it's bosom friends from high mountains and rivers, some say it's like-minded friends, some say it's a preference for relatives, and there's another one that makes people most interested—it's out of love."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
As soon as he said this, Cao Zhang suddenly had a bad premonition. As expected, as soon as he finished speaking, the screams around him didn't even need to suppress the effort, and a wave erupted in an instant!
Hundreds of girls screamed in unison, almost deafening the ears of Cao Zhang and other male students who were at a loss, and looked confused.
Damn, are these cruel girls who really want to learn how to clap like a centipede really belong to their class?
The professor put his hands on the desk very considerately, and patiently waited for them to be excited, their faces turned red, and their shouts gradually subsided, as if they hadn't seen Lao Cai angrily maintaining order, and suddenly changed the subject: "I know that many of the students here are Through the endless serial dramas and novels written by later generations, I have some understanding of the three giants of Yanchu. Although I study mostly official history, I am not an old-fashioned person who knows nothing, but I still have contact with the fresh culture of these young people. "
After coming here, his tone suddenly became more serious, and he said sternly: "For this, I can only say that nearly 90.00% of them are purely sensationalizing and making up random things! Those morally corrupt screenwriters actually turned a talented, suave, and upright Celebrities who have made great achievements are distorted into women disguised as men, do not do business all day long, just take a shower and take off their clothes, flirting with colleagues with half-exposed breasts?! It's fucking fart! This is when other famous people go down in history All wise men are blind men whose brains are full of sperm, which tramples and profanes history, and is a great insult to Yan Qing, a great man!"
The professor turned his face when he said that he turned his face, which frightened the people below. They watched him show his power in a daze, and even when he blatantly exploded, no one reacted.
After the professor stunned the audience, he calmed down a little, but his lingering anger still lingered: "Even the casting was a complete failure! If I work in the department responsible for reviewing these days of thunder and dog blood dramas, I will definitely pick up Let the gun come and shoot them one by one, not one left!"
Cao Zhang is very happy: For nothing else, his sister Cao Jie loves to watch it very much. When he was a child, he often took him to accept those illogical ghost dramas. Now the professor is spraying them bloody. Drenching his head, he felt more resentment.
Hearing this, he changed his mind and raised his hand for the first time. After getting permission, he raised his voice and asked, "Why does the professor think that the casting is a failure?"
The professor's face turned pale, and he even nodded gently to him: "That's a good question. You guys are out of luck. The revised textbooks will only be released next year. The current old version doesn't come with portraits. But Now that I’m here, I must make up for this regret.”
The audience's response was also very enthusiastic, and they all begged on the spot: "I want to watch it now! Please let me go!"
But the professor said: "Don't worry, when I talk about the place, I will let you go."
The corner of Cao Zhang’s mouth twitched, thanking him and sitting down, but he couldn’t look forward to it at all—who doesn’t know the style of the portraits in history books?It was a rudimentary place that could only be imagined by brain, except for the facial features and hair, there was no trace of elegance at all.
The professor returned to the subject and continued the original topic: "No matter what the real starting point of this unconditional trust and favor is, its existence itself is absolutely beyond doubt."
"In thousands of years of history, there is still a second person who is willing to use the surname of a courtier as the country name, and the name as the year name. It is not only bestowed on the king, but also appointed as the prime minister. He can use the emperor's ceremonial guard and all the rights to be in his hands. Is it even given to the emperor who lives in the palace?"
The professor rubbed his chin and said, "Because of this, I venture to believe that Lu Bu's feelings for Yan Qing cannot be purely lustful for beauty, or a frivolous fondness for a sweet secret lover, but more It is similar to the worship and worship of the gods mixed with it."
"Besides that, there are many more." The professor talked eloquently: "According to the plain text records in "Chu Yan Shu", Yan Qing and Lu Bu have only known each other for a month, and they have talked at night by candlelight, slept together, and shared the same pond. And Mu; during the time when Yanqing was deceived by traitors, and his whereabouts were unknown, Lv Bu's eyes were red, and he rushed to find the person with hundreds of light cavalry. The sky is in full swing, the family is getting more and more powerful, but the two are inseparable, eating and living together; neither married a wife nor took a concubine, had children, even adopted a false child, and they were rushed together..."
The professor was eloquent, citing scriptures and allusions, telling anecdotes and anecdotes about the pair of emperors and ministers who have made history and history, and soon the atmosphere that had been stagnant for a while was heated up again, and it was mobilized again.
"...It is true that life and death go hand in hand, the monarch and his ministers are not burdened by each other, and only look forward to the next life." The professor said dryly, first took a sip of water, and inadvertently looked at the people above and below with sparkling eyes, I just spread my hands regretfully and said: "Too much, too much! It's impossible to finish the lecture in a while, so I can only briefly talk about it. If you are really interested, you can ask your principal for a book after the end. There will be more details on it.”
Seeing half of the people showed very interested expressions, the professor was in a good mood, and said: "Lao Cai testifies, I am not really here to sell books! Among them is a "Notes on the Daily Life of Emperor Wu", which was written by the Taishi Lingyi at that time. It was compiled by Zhong Yao, the chief historian of the dynasty. If you read it, you won’t find the content I just mentioned so weird.”
Almost everyone was aroused with strong curiosity, and immediately asked: "Why is that?"
The professor laughed loudly and said: "My old friend shook his head when he saw it, and said that if Zhong Yao hadn't been a historian with a stable temperament, he would not be able to cheat at will, and even the wording and diction in the book were straightforward. It's a love story written by Lu Bu Yanqing!"
Cao Zhang didn't want to admit it. Hearing what the cunning professor said, his appetite seemed to be completely whetted...
However, the professor turned a blind eye to the pairs of eyes who expected him to talk more about the above content, and continued: "In general, Lu Bu's performance in the early stage is really a fool who is completely short-sighted and only unrivaled in martial arts. He has matured at an incredible speed, respects corporals, is not ashamed to ask his subordinates, humbly listens to the advice of good ministers, steadily develops his strength, strengthens himself, and then gradually erodes the enemy, no longer eager for quick success."
"After the establishment of the Yan Dynasty, he no longer personally took risks, but generously gave up the opportunity to the younger generation, and began to learn to handle state affairs, and soon became handy. Such a transformation, only knew the beginning of his story People, no matter what, he would never have imagined that he would become the best example of a late bloomer worthy of the reputation of the founder of the country."
"As a grassroots, compared with Cao Cao, he undoubtedly lacks talent and family financial resources; compared with Yuan Shao, he lacks a strong social background and innate power prestige, but he is arrogant, stubborn and ignorant. He won't give up half a point. What's more, he is greedy."
"Because of his arrogance, he looks down on others; because of his stubbornness, he can't listen to other people's opinions; because of his ignorance, he can't make correct judgments. Step by step, it seems that sooner or later he will fall into the abyss. But he didn't."
"The nobleman who brought him a major turning point is undoubtedly Yan Qing."
"Of course, there is no perfect person in the world. It is not so much that Yan Qing has a wonderful and magical nature to deceive people. It is better to say that he just happened to like Lu Bu. Moreover, Yan Qing is also very good at observing words and emotions, and always knows how to follow the hair. Of course, Lu Bu couldn't do without him more and more."
The professor smiled and said, "Don't underestimate the importance of this craft! As an assistant who wants to advise the lord, not only is it enough to be talented, but one also has to find out the temper of the lord and his colleagues, and then prescribe the right medicine."
"The best negative teaching material is Tian Feng, who was imprisoned because of Yuan Shao's 'just committing a crime'. If Yuan Shao hadn't run too fast after the defeat and left him behind, and was discovered by Lu Bujun in time, After being rescued, the grass on the grave is not a few feet high, right?"
"Not to mention that Yan Qing never angered Lu Bu, what makes him so powerful is that he can not only make Lu Bu listen to his opinions, but also guide Lu Bu to think, so that he can listen to other people's opinions."
The professor sighed: "From the perspective of a bystander, Yan Qing's ability to read people's hearts can be said to be very good, so it is impossible for him to fail to see through Lu Bu's difficult situation at that time, and his bad temper like a hot potato. But when he recommended himself, he chose the person who was least likely to succeed and had the greatest difficulty factor to assist him."
"I'm afraid only he himself knows why he did this. It's as if smoke was rising from Lu Buzu's grave, and God sent him a man who was willing to wholeheartedly plan for him, even his own life, in order to fulfill him. Yan Qing, the genius in my heart, comes here. If Lu Bu is a sharp knife that hurts others and himself, Yan Qing is the sheath that is most suitable for it in terms of size and shape. Otherwise, how could it appear so perfect, perfect fit, and accomplished A unique story of a monarch and his ministers?"
The professor made another joke: "Actually, if Lu Bu had not had a wife and concubine and gave birth to a daughter Lingqi, her sexual orientation must be of the opposite sex, and Yan Qing was a real man. In anyone's eyes, Lu Bu and Yan Qing's relationship is completely consistent with the formula of love at first sight. Hahahaha, yes, it is love at first sight."
"If they are a man and a woman, if there is nothing tricky between the monarch and his ministers, my head can be screwed off and kicked as a ball for others. It's not that I discriminate against the relationship between the same sex, the relationship between the same sex and the relationship between the opposite sex There is no difference between them, it is all from the heart, but because they have a tacit understanding and complement each other too much, either they are related by blood, or they must have a solid emotional foundation, otherwise it is impossible to achieve. "
Cao Zhang covered his ears weakly, and lay down on the table, waiting for the excited female voices to stop—the description of the knife and the scabbard is so common, and the later words are also based on the impossibility of "if it is a man and a woman" On the big hypothesis of existence, why can they talk about it over and over again, as happy as picking up 500 million on the ground?
The professor clasped his hands together, signaled everyone to be quiet, and said with a smile: "Then what kind of person is Yan Qing, who is capable of turning the tide, turning the tide, and bringing a stunned youth back to the right path?"
Although Cao Zhang was also happy, he didn't show his happiness on his face like a girl. He only clapped his hands desperately while secretly slandering: What about leaving Yan Qing for the last talk?The professor can't help himself.
He could tell that this professor was a plain Yan Chuan, and he was proud of it.
Bathed in the eyes of everyone's expectation, the professor coughed slowly and called his old friend's name: "Old Cai, why don't you tell me?"
Principal Cai did not refuse, thought for a while, and replied: "Outstanding in wisdom, able to speak well, sympathetic to all living beings, good at dancing, educating talents and appointing talents, accepting all people, understanding and reasonable, flexible, indifferent to fame and fortune, magnanimous and fair. Selfless, he is the best son of Pianpianzhuoshi."
The professor was very appreciative and brought a wave of applause in person, before saying, "Old Cai is very good. He has made an accurate evaluation of Yan Qing's ability, character, conduct, moral character and appearance."
The audience couldn't help laughing, and the professor's next words made them even more hilarious: "Lao Cai is a man of culture, and his level of praise is very high. For someone like me who doesn't have much ink in his belly, just I can only bite the bullet and show my ugliness."
Principal Cai's face darkened immediately: He couldn't hear it, this old bad friend was just saying that he was in front of the students, so he should have said it more simply and clearly.
The professor stopped bullying him and said, "If I had to use only ten words to describe Yanqing, I would choose beautiful, smart, cute, bold and affectionate."
"Let's talk about 'beautiful' first. Regarding Yan Qing's unsurpassed beauty and aura like an immortal, there has never been a saying of 'different opinions'. When you open one of the books, you can see a large section of description. So here, I won’t go into details here, but just give two simplest and most direct examples—the most authoritative character evaluation at that time. At home, Xu Zijiang’s evaluation of Yan Qing in the Yuedan review is, “The ambition of the secluded mountain and the bright moon, the beauty of the famous flowers and the beauty of the country.” This is the only time in Xu Zijiang’s life that he has combined his appearance and ambition in his comments. Juxtaposed, it can be seen how fascinating his appearance is, and it is unforgettable to see him."
"The second example is an interesting story recorded in "Yan Guozhi-Yan Qing Biography". Reserved, he piled flowers, fragrant handkerchiefs, and fresh fruits in front of Yanqing's mansion where he lived for a long time. The amount is large enough to flood the entire street, let alone a carriage, even adults can't handle it. Tongtong, it will take three days just to clean it up."
The professor smiled and said: "Actually, it can be seen from the speed with which Lu Bu accepted Yan Qing. During the initial running-in period between the monarch and his ministers, if Yan Qing's appearance was not ordinary, she was still very immature at that time, and she valued appearance and relatives very much. Lu Bu, might you be willing to give him a chance to prove himself, and offer to share the bed with him?"
Cao Zhang nodded involuntarily. Before he could use his barren imagination, he saw a wave of hands raised in the auditorium.
Not all girls, many of them are boys!
Just as Cao Zhang was about to click his tongue, he was dumbfounded.He couldn't help poking his younger brother beside him: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Cao Zhi didn't move, and said righteously: "How can I let go of the opportunity to consult with such a famous professor?"
Cao Zhang: "..."
No problem.
It was he himself who forgot that Cao Zhi most resembled his father except for his poetic talent and his beauty.
It's a pity that Cao Zhi gave up his reserve and was not selected by the professor.The professor pointed to the most active girls, and nodded after listening: "Your questions are actually similar, so I'll answer them together."
"This classmate's opinion is actually correct. Among the historical materials describing Yan Qing's face, the most frequent one is 'looking like a good woman'. In other words, Yan Qing's appearance is not masculine and profound, but biased toward Yu Yinrou Shuyan's. This is probably the best excuse for those screenwriters to make nonsense that he is not a man."
"Yan Qing never married or married in his whole life, and he never even had a dewy marriage. The only heir is Yan Yi, who was adopted from the Lu family. There is no explanation for this in the history books, but there are speculations in the unofficial history written by later generations. I am afraid that even the author would not have imagined that he would be misrepresented by others, and many people would mistake him for historical facts."
"As for why he chose to live alone, and later returned to the mountains with Lu Bu who abdicated himself, there are several guesses, but they are only guesses, and there is no real basis." After emphasizing the point of "no evidence", the professor Only then did he continue to speak with confidence: "Some say that he is weak and doomed his offspring to be difficult; The first seven-character poem is for the memory of the unlucky lover... Well, well, I finally know what your original intention for asking this question is."
As the professor talked, he recalled it now, and couldn't help laughing: "Indeed, the most widely circulated theory is that he and Lu Bu, and even he and Guo Jia, are actually a pair of secret lovers. They are loyal to each other, that's why they agreed not to marry a wife or take concubines. But in my opinion, this is just a story with more than romance and zero evidence."
With his own admission, the girls' reactions became exaggerated one by one, even Principal Cai's dark clouded face, and the warnings from the bosses didn't work, they still hugged each other crazily, exaggeratedly dancing and laughing at the same time , The mood swings were so severe that even tears flowed out.
Cao Zhang opened his mouth and couldn't close it for a long time, feeling sorry for him: "My mother."
Is this really a lecture on history?Why are these usually high-spirited girls looking crazy?
The professor didn't expect the scene to get out of control like this, so he had to take a short break for a few minutes to let them regain their sanity, take a breather, and then made a gesture for Principal Cai, who was about to give a lecture, to go back to his seat, and said with a smile: "If you react like this again, I will You have to end your speech early."
"No more~~~~"
The people below quickly promised.
In fact, the reason why President Cai used a lot of money as bait, and he showed his old face, called this old friend who is a well-known Yan Chui in the circle (suitable for their school), who is good at giving lectures, but rarely comes out again. What he wants to achieve The result, is to make students understand the importance of understanding history, especially studying the Yan Dynasty, which symbolizes the heyday.
The results turned out to be far better than he had imagined. Even if there were some small twists and turns in the middle, it was harmless. In the end, it was still the result of the hot atmosphere, which is not a bad thing no matter how you look at it.
"About Yan Qing's intelligence, what I said before can fully explain this point. I really don't want to add more. If you think about it with your toes, you will know that you will not listen patiently." The audience retorted, and the professor also He just smiled and said, "Duplicity is useless! Let your history teacher have a headache, but I have to remind you that this part will definitely take the most of the final exam."
Ignoring the mourning, the professor said slowly: "Then let's talk about Yan Qing's cuteness. Before I start the lecture, I will show you some portraits."
Cao Zhang subconsciously sat up a little bit, turned his eyes away from the gray-haired professor, and looked at the big screen.
"scare--"
After seeing the lifelike portraits in a modern sketch style, Cao Zhang's eyes widened instantly, and he couldn't help "holding the grass" out loud.
This shit, this shit, the painting style is completely different from those portraits of ancient people who can't tell whether they are people or ghosts!
One day at a time!If the professor hadn't said it himself, he couldn't believe it, and he couldn't even imagine that it would have been made by the ancients nearly 2000 years ago!
The professor was very satisfied to appreciate their shocking reaction: "These portraits were obtained from the burial objects of the Taiwei who was buried in the same tomb when the tomb of Emperor Yanming was found recently. It took several years to conduct archaeological research , confirmed their authenticity, but they should appear in textbooks next year. You may wish to guess, who drew it, and who painted it?"
"Ahhh, professor, don't play it so fast!" Even though it has been adjusted to the slowest speed, the people below didn't listen to him at all. At first they just looked at it with their eyes open, and it was only after missing three or four pictures that it was like a dream. After waking up for the first time, they took out their mobile phones and pointed at the screen to shoot wildly: "Please slow down, slow down!!!"
The teachers in the last row didn't have time to stop them—many of them saw these unpublished portraits for the first time, took off their shoes, stood on the table, and were busy shooting with their mobile phones high.
Headmaster Cai's head was full of black lines: "...What are you doing to join in the fun? This lecture is all videotaped!"
The teachers agreed and sat back on their chairs.
Fortunately, the professor was very considerate, so he changed the automatic playback to manual, and played each picture for a full minute, so that they could take pictures.
The wish was fulfilled, and all the students below were extremely well-behaved, and they also cooperated with his questioning, guessing in a hurry.
The professor didn't wait, and simply introduced: "Yes, these portraits are all written by Yan Qing. There are a total of [-] people drawn by him, each with one to three pictures. The most are Lu Bu and Guo Jia, which is also the best circumstantial evidence of their relationship."
"Through counting the end of Han Dynasty and the beginning of Yan Dynasty, the most popular in Kyushu is Yanqing. The number of portraits shows that he has a lot of friends." The professor laughed: "According to common sense, painting Shouldn't everyone beautify it, but Yan Qing didn't do that, but sincerely described the casual, defenseless, and life-filled side of the friend he saw in his eyes, with the most gentle and delicate strokes, It is completely presented. This not only reflects Yan Qing's humorous side, but also proves that Yan Qing is a very cute person no matter in the eyes of friends or friends.
It really couldn't be more real!
However, compared to the professor who is Xi Shi in the eyes of fans, Cao Zhang laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, but at the same time he was more inclined to think that this was clearly the outbreak of the bad taste hidden in Yan Qing's bones-the better the relationship, the better. Realistically, the darker the darker.
What are these? Including Lu Bu, his five great advisors and five generals, some even presented them in the form of comic strips, responsibly restoring the dark history.Every time it comes out, it triggers a new roar of laughter.
For example, the prudish Zhao Yun was drowsy after drinking, and when he fell into a mud pit, he just got up stupidly, staggered and continued to walk, but he came from the east before he fell, and went east again after he got up; Tied up like a mummy, Tai Shici was lying on the bed and weeping. In the cracks of the military tent, the black hair of the car was gloating; Zhou Yu, a beautiful man with a face full of hatred for iron and steel; Gao Shun was in the military council, so sleepy, he just dozed off openly with his eyes open. After the meeting, it was discovered that he hadn't moved for a long time before he was discovered; there was Zhang Liao who pretended to be reading, but actually wrapped the erotic pictures on the cover of "Zuo Zhuan", watching with gusto under Jia Xu's stare from behind; On the couch, with a look of enjoyment, a bunch of maids pressed him back and forth on his body, but if there were really beautiful maids who wanted to recommend themselves as pillow mats, his expression changed drastically, and he immediately drove them out, fearing that his health plan would be ruined ; in the courtyard, he is still seriously doing the Wu Qin Xi with rather indecent postures to strengthen his body; Guo Jia's theme is very clear, there are countless wine jars piled up around him, drinking so much that his clothes are wide open, and his abs don't even hurt at all. No, his belly is slightly distended; he is drooling from sleep, his cheeks are flushed, and there is a round child with a disgusted face lying on his body; there is also his buttocks pouted in disregard of his image, holding a small shovel, sneaking around in the yard Digging a hole in the ground, when he found the round wine jar, he was overjoyed regardless of his head and face full of gray; there was also him with amorous brows, handsome clothes, sitting in front of the guqin, and playing seriously with downcast eyes; in Cao Zhang's ears, The logic of the girls is very amazing: in their opinion, only when painting Guo Jia and Lu Bu, Yan Qing’s painting style is as gentle as if a filter is added, the writing is extra careful and spirited, and the content is also very rich, interesting, and full of sincerity love.
Lu Bu's is mighty and domineering. Each portrait is full of heroic portraits riding on a tall dark horse, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and dancing Fang Tian's painted halberd with a murderous face. Under Yan Qing's meticulous depiction, it almost rushed out of the frame.
It's just that in some of the pictures, the mouth is slightly pouted, which is particularly detrimental to the image of brilliance and martial arts, and the pair of terribly conspicuous long tassels, like cockroach whiskers, are about to break through the sky; there is another picture of him with a straight face and hands Standing with folded arms, pretending to be indifferent, but actually sneaking a peek in the direction of the painter anxiously, as if he knew he was wrong but couldn't apologize, guilty and flustered.
As for the person who can make this majestic tiger show such a disturbed expression, one can imagine.
The professor laughed and said: "Thanks to Yan Qing's cleverness, he knew to leave these paintings to his son Yan Yi, who obeyed him unconditionally, and Yan Yi did not disappoint him. It was brought into the coffin, and it was not until recent years that it was able to appear in the world."
"Otherwise, we wouldn't be so lucky to be able to clearly see the life of that famous official born in Yanchu, and how interesting are these romantic figures who often only live in words, and their personalities and preferences."
Someone asked: "Where is the Mausoleum of Emperor Wu? Has it been excavated?"
The professor shook his head and nodded again: "That's a very good question. In fact, the general location of Emperor Wu's Mausoleum has been known for a long time. It is on Xiantao Mountain. In terms of scale, it is more magnificent than the Ming Emperor's Mausoleum. But for some reason, even with the help of advanced equipment, it is impossible I haven't been able to determine the exact location. It's a bit like the folk saying "ghosts hit the wall"? They circle around the mountain for no reason. Xiantao Mountain is the birthplace of the Xiantao Sect, which flourished for a while. The plants on it are all protected by the state. Even without an application, it is impossible to be allowed to excavate under the premise of wantonly destroying the forest.”
"There is a force that cannot be determined by science is affecting the operation of the detection equipment, completely disrupting the signal. Most scholars believe that the unknown factor of the disturbance should be the mausoleum where Yan II protects the rest of his father and a group of veterans. There are many mazes carefully laid out."
Everyone was amazed at once, formation!A formation that has long been lost!I've only heard of it in novels and TV dramas, but I didn't expect it to exist in reality!And it's so awesome!
Cao Zhang couldn't help asking: "Old minister? Could it be that the minister is buried in the same mausoleum as Emperor Yanwu?"
The professor nodded approvingly: "According to our conjecture based on the existing evidence, it should be correct. In a more romantic way, it is the majestic Emperor Wu who took his invincible old subordinates to the underground Continue to attack the city and seize the land, and go to fight in all directions."
Everyone laughed and said, "If we meet on a narrow road and bump into the fiend Qin Shihuang, I don't know who will win!"
The professor couldn't help laughing, and he quickly realized that it was these thoughtful kids trying to trick him into distracting his conversation, so as to prolong the time for showing the portraits!I couldn't help but shook my head, and calmly pressed the next one, explaining: "This time the time is limited, I only chose one-eighth of the most representative and important characters to bring, haha, otherwise you may not even The time for evening self-study has to be put here."
It's a pity that the professor's understanding was not appreciated by anyone, but he wailed in a very shameless way.
After drawing the last one, everyone was excited, but quickly found something wrong, and quickly asked: "Why is there no Yan Qing himself?"
The most beautiful beauty in the world!How could there be no trace left behind? !
The professor shook his head: "Yan Qing didn't leave a self-portrait, but one of them is suspected to be painted by himself, but after research, everyone thinks that it is far from what is written in the history books, and it does not match at all."
Hearing the anger of the audience below, everyone clamored to see it, the professor looked puzzled: "It's already been put up."
Everyone said in unison: "No!"
The professor muttered, and had no choice but to reopen the file, quickly pulled out that one, and zoomed in on the full screen: "This is this one."
Everyone: "..."
Cao Zhang was almost choked to death by his own saliva: Although he could be called handsome and domineering, no matter how you look at it, he was just Lu Bu wearing a robe instead of a military uniform!How could it be Yan Qing who looks like a good girl, looks like a banished fairy, and comes out of the dust!
"I'm not mistaken, it's this one, so the guess that the character in this painting is Yan Qing himself is very unreliable. It is very likely that Yan Qing was overtired when finishing this painting, so he was careless. The labeling is wrong." The professor didn't know at all, they ruined Yan Qing's good intentions, and he said dissatisfiedly: "After reading the painting and talking about the cuteness, let's talk about Yan Qing's boldness."
Regardless of everyone's laments, he continued: "Especially in the early stage of Lu Bu's army's development, when Yan Qing was strategizing in his tent, his strategies were mostly desperate gambles, and he didn't leave himself any escape route. Sweat. Because there are too many contents, I recommend you to read the first to third volumes of "The History of the Founding of the Great Yan Dynasty", you will be able to see the thrilling stories one by one, and you will believe what I said Not only dare to gamble with the prosperity of the entire force, but also dare to risk their own lives."
"The resignation I'm talking about here doesn't just mean that he published books for the Han family to read, and improved the talent selection system to offend the family to death, but that he once brought only dozens of personal guards to the Han family. Cao Ying, who used to divide him and Lv Bu, and Liu Xie, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, did not hesitate to take risks in order to stabilize Chang'an. He went to communicate and negotiate; The plague broke out in the army led by General Zhao Yun, and he immediately took a doctor to the epidemic area and stayed there for a month. Leaving your life there, let alone Yan Qing, a scholar with a weaker physique?"
"Once he became ill from overwork and fell ill in bed. It took a whole month for him to recover." The professor lamented, "He is really working hard for his career."
Most people were still immersed in the painting just now and couldn't extricate themselves, but someone asked: "Actually, if Yan Qing is so good, he can completely get rid of Lu Bu and do it alone. After all, Lu Bu was a lagging existence in the early stage, and his signature is far from his own. It works."
The professor shook his head: "In terms of ability, Yan Qing has the conditions to start anew, but his character traits are also the traits I will talk about soon, 'affectionate', which is an out-and-out weakness when he is in charge of others. gone."
"During the 'Xuchang Incident', the two old enemies on the west side joined forces and forged the imperial edict to take advantage of Xu Shu, the governor of Yangzhou at that time, who was loyal to the Han family and filial to his mother. Ashamed to hang himself, but Yan Qing always cared about the friendship between friends, not only did he have no intention of pursuing the serious crime of stealing the emperor and betraying Lu Bu's army, even after Lu Bu became emperor, he wrote a letter asking him to posthumously Xu Shu, and wrote a eulogy by himself."
"Yan Qing has no reservations about Lu Bu. He is devoted to Lu Bu. He does not hesitate to sacrifice himself. He is devoted to death. He cares about Guo Jia and cares about him. He never sets up defenses and puts his heart in his heart. But he never left half a way out for himself! Fortunately! What's more, neither his monarch nor his confidantes have ever failed to live up to this deep affection, the friendship is deep in life, not exchanged for a thousand pieces of gold, and they accompany each other when they die, and their souls depend on each other."
Another person asked: "Isn't there a saying that Yan Qing didn't really commit suicide at all, he just left to follow Lu Bu, but a master of high meritorious service, who was feared by Yan II Lu Liang and forced to die with poisoned wine?" Is there Guo Jia, who just drank his sorrows with alcohol, accidentally drank too much, and died unseemly, so he presumed that he died of excessive grief and vomiting blood."
The professor raised his eyebrows and was not angry: "Which book did you get the saying from?"
The man replied: "I was directly calling the Internet, and I saw someone answering."
Zhihu.com is a well-known educational forum, and retired teachers are in charge of each section.
The professor sneered: "When the speech is over, this classmate, please send me the address. I'd like to see where it came from. The bastard is tired of living, and I have to fabricate some slippery things."
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