Yin quotient

There is a pimp in Dongcheng who is actually a matchmaker.She has never missed a matchmaking match in her life.It doesn't matter if you are a rich girl with a poor boy or a bad old man who is more than 80 years old and buried in the earth with that little girl who hasn't grown up in fifteen or sixteen, she can tell you it.

The so-called white is said to be black, and the dead is said to be alive.Animals can be called Prince Charming for you and even give you a bad witch to take away, making the big girl feel sorry for this Prince Charming, and wish to marry him immediately to comfort and cherish this poor little white horse.

The famous pimp likes to talk about matchmaking all his life, there is only one person, and the famous pimp reflects on himself for the first time on that person, why are you a pimp when you say you are fine?Such a disaster!

As the old saying goes, the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry.The matchmaker is not in a hurry, but the bachelor is in a hurry.No, the old bachelor came to look for her again in a hurry.

"Sister Wang, you see that there are so many big girls these days. Just introduce one to me." The man put a cigarette on his ear, rubbed his hands and begged Wang Po for a wife.

"Eagle, it's not that my sister won't help you." Wang Po has a headache, this man has been here four times at the beginning of this month, can she still be quiet this month?

"Hey, sister, I know. Girls nowadays love to live a peaceful and steady life." Eagle is also worried, he really can't give a peaceful life, but "Sister, you see, I am 33 this year, and I say that I am a man. 31 flowers, I have been blooming these flowers for three years. If you don’t find a wife, wouldn’t these flowers bloom for nothing?”

Wang Po was speechless, "I don't think you will change careers, even if you lose your flowers, you won't be able to find a wife!"

The eagle in Dongcheng is a well-known figure in the entire Qianling County.In Qianling County, as long as the eagle is mentioned, it is a person who sticks out his thumb and praises his strength.

What makes him great is that the work he does is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.It's a pity that the difficulty of finding a wife for his job is not comparable to that of ordinary people.

What the eagle does is the work of the dead, and what it does is the business of the dead. Everyone knows that the courtyard in the east city belongs to the largest and most well-equipped house of the eagle.

There are blue bricks and stone tiles in the courtyard, and more than a dozen houses are tightly connected to each other. When it comes to Chinese New Year, you have to buy a bunch of couplets with blessings.

It is not difficult to find a wife for such a family, right?It's a pity that you didn't see what was installed in those dozens of rooms.

Let’s just say that in the room full of fat sheep posted on New Year’s Day, as soon as the door is opened, hey!Rows of papery fake sheep are staring at you with their teeth bared.Putting an ordinary girl in there would make my heart skip a beat.

Even if the girl has a strong heart and doesn't care, let's read on.The posted cars have traveled thousands of miles, and when you open the door when you enter and exit a safe house, there are paper cars.

From small cars to trolleys, from Lamborghinis to green-skinned military brands, is there anything off-road?Well, this time I still have a car and a house.

Looking down, I finally arrived at the house where people lived.When the girl is happy and full of anticipation and wants to see what the house she will live in in the future, what is the eagle doing?He squatted down and covered his face!He felt that he was sorry for the girl's expectations.

"Ah~" Listen, listen, listen to how miserable this girl is.That is, when you open the door and see paper figurines with red lips and white teeth cheering at you, don't you scream?

Take another look at the good deeds done by that virtuous Eagle, why would you put the paper figurine with half of its head missing?

The girl stared at it, thinking that the eagle had no wife to cook for it, and was so hungry that it ate people raw.Take a look at this hungry person, he's even gnawed off his half-headed head!This tooth, tsk tsk...

All right, even if some heartless girl can bear this, let's just keep watching.

The girl's family ate at the Eagle's house in the middle of the night, thinking that it was not good for a girl who hadn't left the house to stay overnight at the man's house.So a group of people discussed and said, let's go at night.

Hey, don't mention it, there are dozens of steps from the door to the gate, and a dozen people walked for more than an hour without going out.

In the end, it was the eagle who groped his head and apologized to his future father-in-law, "I'm sorry, but what, my house is like a ghost hitting the wall at night. How about you take everyone here for a night first?"

When the old man heard it, he almost recited it without a breath.Still hitting the wall at home?Is there still work for my girl after she gets married?Isn't this a person who has entered a ghost's nest, dead?

The father-in-law gave an order, stay!Everyone lives in one room, and there is still a wall in this courtyard. Does he dare to let everyone live separately?What will we meet again this evening?

Not to mention, this old man's mouth is really sharp.At night when the group was sleeping soundly, a white shadow floated in through the door.A group of people were woken up by the water, thinking in a daze that the house is still leaking?Open your eyes and touch again, scare!Isn't this blood!

Looking up, a bloody female ghost was hanging on the roof with her long tongue staring at them.At this moment, regardless of men, women, young or old, they all hugged into a ball and screamed.

The old mother-in-law was even more timid, she rolled her eyes and fainted from fright.This made the girl feel distressed, she kept calling her mother, and tears burst into her eyes.Only then did the eagle come in from the outside anxiously, and led the female ghost away with a piece of plum wood.

This group of people tremblingly listened to the eagle walking and admonishing the female ghost, "Didn't I tell you to come tomorrow night? Why are you here?"

"I lost the bet today, and I have no money." The female ghost was quite aggrieved, "Didn't I think that you put paper money in your room? Who knew there would be people living there?"

"If the place where the paper money is placed is easily found by you ghosts, I will die!"

"Besides, why didn't you change it? You died of gambling during your lifetime, and you still dare to gamble after you die?" Lao Ying shouted at her angrily, "If you scare my father-in-law, can you afford it?"

Alright Eagle, you can't afford to scare your mother-in-law.

The next morning, as soon as it was dawn, the old father-in-law led the people and ran away, and the eagle shouted, "Old father-in-law, come back when you are free!"

The old man blew his beard and stared angrily, and before he even flipped the horoscope, he called out "Old man, old man"!Besides, what a ghostly place you are, it will only be ghosts when they come again!

The old man led the people running with oil on their feet.As for Eagle, he still thinks that he is doing well, thinking about when he will get married, and who should he be called when he gets married?

Hey, what do you mean this is not heartless?

Wang Po stared at the eagle with a half-smile, "Tell me yourself, which girl dares to marry you like this?"

The eagle touched his nose, he can't just blame him!It's not that the girls these days are timid, if they are a big man, he won't be afraid.

Hey, yes.Find a wife, find a wife, find a man, that is also a wife!

When Wang Po heard this, she almost fainted from anger, "Let me tell you, Eagle, that Qianling County itself has more women than men, and more wolves and less meat. You want me to find you a male wife? Do you think I am slow to die? I want those wolves and tigers to tear me alive!"

Well, Eagle, a heartless person, offended people with one sentence.Let Wang Po blow it out with a broom, and when the door fell in front of her at the end of the day, Wang Po added, "If I'm your matchmaker, I'm going to die!"

That's enough, with the intention of respecting the old man and letting the old lady live for two more years, the eagle decided not to come to Mrs. Wang again.

"Hey, there is nowhere to find the two-legged woman, and no one can find the three-legged man. Why is it so hard to find this daughter-in-law?" Eagle lit a cigarette melancholy, "Forget it, I will find it myself. I will Don't believe me, the three-legged toad can't be found, and his three-legged man can't be found?"

As the saying goes, people, good things don't go out, and bad things go a thousand miles.As soon as he finished speaking with his eagle head and feet, the words spread throughout Qianling County.

From then on, as soon as the eagle went to the street, this man, whether old or young, good or bad, as long as he saw him, he would be like a mouse seeing a cat.

The eagle is so depressed, what do you think you are running?Can the old man appreciate it?Can the young one do it?You said that the ugly one, put it by the side of the nest to protect yourself?Good-looking, let's forget about the good-looking, and he won't come if he is good-looking.

Not to mention, the Eagles were wrong this time.The most handsome man in Qianling County belongs to the young master of the Shen family in Xicheng.

Young master Shen Xiaoyun heard that the eagle was looking for a man, so he went to the streets with his servants openly and secretly.But the eagle seemed blind, and passed by without even looking at him.

This made Young Master Shen very anxious.

"Yo! Eagle. Are you looking for a son-in-law on the street again?" Zhu Lao San is in the coffin business, which can be regarded as a dead man's business, and he has a good relationship with Lao Ying.

"Don't make fun of me. You can find one if you have the ability? Don't talk about finding a man and wife, you just have a hard time finding a cat or a dog." Zhu Laosan not only does a good job in making coffins, but also scares cats and dogs. one hand.Regardless of whether they are fierce or obedient, as long as they are cats and dogs, they will take a detour when they see him.

"Tch, don't tell this old bastard to you." Zhu Laosan thought that he couldn't beat the eagle with his words. "Hey? Eagle, you didn't see that the young master of the Shen family is interested in you?"

"Why didn't you see it?" The eagle glanced at him. "So what if you see it? Can people like us who deal with dead people harm other people's children?"

The eagle lay down on the counter, "My job is the most dangerous. If one of them goes wrong one day and I pass by, what should I do to make people have children? Come with me? Conscience can't justify it." If he died, it would be a disaster for others. child.

"That's true. In our line of business, we do dead people's business and earn dead people's money. I don't know how to settle this in front of King Yan." Zhu Laosan also lit a cigarette and smoked.

"However, you just have to bear the thought of Eldest Young Master Shen to be in vain?" Zhu Laosan still couldn't help gossiping.

The eagle flicked the cigarette ash, "The Shen family has a great career, and that child can find a good wife. A good child shouldn't have a bad life with people like us, he should have a good life."

Zhu Laosan no longer said anything.The eagle has made up his mind, in their line of work, having a wife is indeed a burden, but they are the ones who drag other people's daughter-in-law.

"Then what kind of monster were you a while ago? You were always clamoring for a wife, looking for a wife." Zhu Laosan asked the eagle amusedly.

"It's not the old man in my family! He hasn't found a wife in his life, but this caught me. He keeps asking me to find a wife. If I don't find a wife, I won't let me go back!" Eagle helpless "You said he is very old , what kind of monster is this?"

Zhu Laosan was happy, he knew that the old man of the Eagle family was very stubborn, and said that he would not let the Eagle go home, well, it was probably true that he would not be allowed to go back.

"By the way, I have a business here, do you want to take it?" Zhu Laosan talked about the business.

"What kind of business? Let's see." The business that Eagle took over was all done secretly.When outsiders want to find him, they generally have to entrust his acquaintances to meet him.

"There is an old lady in Huaigu County. Her son died a while ago. The old lady keeps dreaming that her son can't drink water, so I don't ask you to bring a bowl of water to her son."

"What, is it another murderous one?"

Third Zhu shrugged, "Who knows."

Eagle put out the cigarette butt, "Okay, I'll take this business."

"Then I'm leaving, you are busy." Zhu Laosan finished smoking a cigarette and then left.

Lao Ying sent Zhu Laosan out, and saw the handsome man standing not far from the door as expected.

The eagle went back pretending not to see it.

Shen Xiaoyun's eyes dimmed, and he didn't see himself again.Hey, when is the end of this day?

Who knows that the eagle in the room also has a sad expression on his face.It's just the most old-fashioned life-saving drama, who knows that this child from the Shen family has been thinking about it for so many years.

Such a good child, he really can't bear to ruin others.