All the younger brothers in the world will die [Quick Transmigration]

At noon, a servant from the Zhao Mansion came to call the Ninth Prince and Ninth Concubine to have lunch, as soon as they left the room, the Ninth Prince took Zhao Kai's hand and said with a smile: "Ninth Concubine, the play needs to be enough."

Zhao Kai nodded his head, acting is his forte, the only thing he can be proud of.

During the meal, I realized that His Highness the Crown Prince had already returned to Beijing, but the attendant beside him who delivered the medicine did not leave. He said to the Ninth Prince: "Your Highness, the Ninth Prince, Your Highness asked Defu to stay here and take good care of your daily life."

The Ninth Prince snorted coldly: "Then, Your Highness the Crown Prince will have to worry about it!"

Leaving a confidant to supervise his own medicine, the prince is also thoughtful.

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother didn't dare to move their chopsticks a few times at the dinner table. Suddenly a son-in-law who was riding a dragon came to the family, and for a while he didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow.

On the contrary, Song Qiao's sly eyes flicked back and forth between the Ninth Prince and Zhao Kai, and from time to time he cast teasing looks at Zhao Kai.

The Ninth Prince's appetite was extremely small, so small that it was only as big as the eye of a needle. He lifted his chopsticks a few times, and then stopped eating. Everyone saw that he stopped eating, and they were embarrassed to move their chopsticks again. Song Qiao stared at a plate of braised pork. Swallowing, Zhao Kai looked at the roasted goose leg at hand, his eyes were shining, but he tacitly did not move.

Seeing that Zhao Kai also put down his chopsticks, the Ninth Prince questioned, "Ninth Imperial Concubine, are you full?"

Zhao Kai pretended to be shy and said, "I'm very full."

The Ninth Prince couldn't help sighing: "Ninth Imperial Concubine, I didn't expect you to be so tall and burly, but have such a limited appetite. It's really a strange thing."

Song Qiao on the opposite side tightly pursed his mouth, his shoulders trembling uncontrollably. According to his understanding of Zhao Kai, the other party should only fill up the gap between his upper teeth, not even the gap between his lower teeth.

Then the Ninth Prince put his hands on Zhao Kai's and said softly, "Let's go back when we're full!"

Zhao Kai looked at the roasted goose leg that was only a finger's width away from his own hand, and forced a grim smile that he thought he was well-behaved.

Back in the room, the Ninth Prince really quickly shook off Zhao Kai's hand and shouted, "Qiumei, Qingshui!"

"You actually hold the roasted goose leg directly with your hand!" The Ninth Prince looked at his oily hand with a painful face, as if it was not oil, but poison.

Zhao Kai felt aggrieved, of course he had to use his hands for things like chicken legs, duck legs, and goose legs!Otherwise what's the point?Besides, he only took two bites of one leg and then put it down. How much oil can be rubbed on it? Doesn't this Ninth Prince have a cleanliness habit?

Before the dinner started, everyone looked at the food on the table with bright eyes and geared up. After all, no one wanted to usher in the long night with an empty stomach. Their eyes were fixed on the hands of the Ninth Prince, and when his chopsticks just touched the dishes, Everyone stretched out the chopsticks in their hands in a thunderous manner, quickly and firmly, put the chopsticks down, put them into their mouths, put down their chopsticks, and put them into their mouths again... According to their memories afterwards, this was the fastest and last meal they ate. Efficient once.

The Ninth Prince is not only obsessed with cleanliness, but also very territorial. Ever since he got on Zhao Kai's bed, he changed the name of the owner of the bed. Zhao Kai can only make a bed on the side at night, and can't go to other guest rooms— "Separation just after marriage, how unbecoming!" These are the original words of the groom, the ninth prince.

Early the next morning, the little eunuch named Defu came with another bowl of medicine, and he knocked on the door: "Your Highness Ninth Prince, the servant has already boiled the medicine, please wait while you are warm." Drink it hot."

When Zhao Kai heard it, he jumped up and said to the people on the bed: "Ninth Prince, that dead dog has come again!"

The Ninth Prince was sleepy, and sighed: "It's exactly the same time as delivering the medicine in the palace. It really took a lot of painstaking effort."

"Can you not drink?" Zhao Kai asked.

The Ninth Prince got up from the bed, rubbed his forehead, and snorted coldly: "How can I do that? I can't afford to disappoint His Highness the Crown Prince's wishes."

At this time Qiumei and Xiao Haizi were already waiting outside the door, Zhao Kai couldn't bear to think of the scene of the Ninth Prince's vomiting yesterday, he hesitated and walked out of the room.

When Defu's servant came out with an empty bowl, Zhao Kai followed him curiously, whether this bastard had some insidious tricks.

He saw that the servant first returned the bowl to the dining room, then sneaked to the back mountain by himself, blew a whistle, and after the whistle sounded, a gray pigeon flew from afar, and the servant fumbled out a small bird. Roll of paper, about to tie that roll to the pigeon's leg...

At this time Zhao Kai suddenly rushed over from behind him, restrained him, and took off the thing from the pigeon's leg.

The servant panicked and said, "Nine Emperor Concubine? Why are you here?"

Zhao Kai asked viciously: "This is my house, I can go wherever I like, but you! What are you doing here secretly?"

The little eunuch stared fiercely at Zhao Kai, and his legs went limp in fright. He knelt on the ground and begged, "Ninth Imperial Concubine, please don't misunderstand, this servant is only reporting the safety of the Ninth Prince according to the Crown Prince's order."

Zhao Kai spread out the scroll, and saw that it said: The medicine has been taken today, the Ninth Prince and that thing get along well, there is no abnormality.

that thing?That!things!The corner of Zhao Kai's mouth twitched, his nostrils enlarged, and he scolded the slave: "Who is that thing?"

The poor servant was trembling and didn't dare to look up, and he couldn't utter a complete word from his mouth.

Zhao Kai roared: "Say it quickly!"

Zhao Kai's yelling gave the other party a headache, and he hurriedly said, "This is what His Royal Highness asked the servant to call...yours."

"Fuck!" Zhao Kai scolded angrily, "I knew it was him! Xiao Dezi, do you have a pen?"

Xiao Dezi replied weakly: "The slave's name is Defu..."

"What the hell, it's not all the same, I'm asking you! Do you have a pen?" Zhao Kai asked impatiently, all eunuchs in the world should be called Xiao Dezi.

Trembling, Xiao Dezi took out a brush from his body and held it with both hands.

Zhao Kai snatched it away and scratched on the paper until it ran out of ink.

"Xiao Dezi, stick out your tongue!" Zhao Kai threatened with glaring eyes.

"It's all said to be Defu..." Xiao Dezi whispered resentfully, while sticking out his tongue obediently.

Zhao Kai brushed the tip of the brush on his tongue, and was about to start writing when he suddenly thought that the handwriting was different, and if he wrote it himself, he would definitely reveal his secrets.

He put the pen back into the opponent's hand, and said: "Come on, Xiao Dezi, let me tell, you write!"

Xiao Dezi looked distressed, thinking that his life was not long.

He heard Zhao Kai say affectionately: "You write first—the Ninth Prince and the Ninth Concubine are in perfect harmony all day long, and they can be regarded as a model of loving couples in the dynasty. During the day, he writes poems, he studies ink, and he plays the flute Come, he dances the sword. At night, he... ahem, I won’t describe this in detail for the time being, you just write one sentence: I have already had a skin-to-skin relationship.”

After Xiao Dezi listened to each sentence, he turned into petrification, as if a gust of wind blows, this person will turn into lime and fly all over the sky...

Seeing his demented expression, Zhao Kai roared, "Pick up the pen! If you don't draw up the pen, I'm going to do it!"

Xiao Dezi said with a sneer: "Nine Emperor Concubine, this paper is so small, it's not enough to write on..."

Zhao Kai raised his thick eyebrows: "Stupid donkey, then your handwriting should be smaller, and if it is not enough, you can write it on the wrong side! It must be exact!"

After speaking, he raised his hand and gestured to chop it off, Xiao Dezi looked at his palm as thick as a chopping board, so he had to write with tears in his eyes, so he might as well write a suicide note by the way.

In the end, Zhao Kai looked at the densely written roll paper with satisfaction, tied it to the leg of the pigeon that had been kidnapped for a long time, let go of his hand, and the pigeon flew into the sky, go, go and piss your master to death!

Xiao Dezi's heart ached unbearably, but he still squeezed out a flattering smile and said, "Ninth Imperial Concubine, can this slave leave now?"

Zhao Kai's face darkened, and he said, "It's a beautiful idea! For this sake, I will keep you alive..."

"Ninth Imperial Concubine, spare my life! The villain doesn't know anything, he didn't see anything!" Before Zhao Kai finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by the other party, tsk, this virtue is just like his master's!

Zhao Kai actually wanted to say that he would not be left to live a carefree and unrestrained life.....

"Come with me! Hahahaha the Ninth Imperial Concubine is a good person, she won't take people's lives easily!" Zhao Kaiti stalked Xiao Dezi, laughing triumphantly, and dragged him to the woodshed in the back mountain.

Then he found a hemp rope for binding firewood, and tied the man firmly to the house post.

"Xiao Dezi, you can rest here in peace, and I will bring you two steamed buns for lunch..."

Xiao Dezi bared his fangs.

"Pinch some pickles..."

Xiao Dezi had a fierce look in his eyes.

"Okay, I'll leave you another big goose leg!" Zhao Kai patted Xiao Dezi on the head, hummed a little tune and turned to leave.

The next morning, the Ninth Prince was unexpectedly not disturbed by anyone, and woke up naturally when he fell asleep. When he woke up, he frowned and asked in confusion: "What about this medicine..."

Zhao Kai answered: "I heard that little Virtuous Son contracted a cold and was seriously ill in bed. Hmph, that's what happens when you work for a villain!"

Qiumei on the side happily said: "It must be God who opened his eyes and punished the wicked! Bless our highness to come down!"

Xiao Haizi also said: "Yes! I have already said that our Highness is blessed by the benevolent!"

Zhao Kai happily ate melon seeds to watch the play, looked at the sun, it was almost time, he clapped the melon seed shells on his hands, got up and went to the firewood house in the back mountain.

That little Dezi was about to hit the wall and die, but he was tied up and couldn't move a bit, seeing Zhao Kai approaching, he hurriedly said: "Nine Emperor Concubine, let me die!"

Zhao Kai picked his teeth leisurely with the tip of his tongue, and said in a leisurely manner, "It's not the time yet, come on, blow the whistle!"

Xiao Dezi groaned angrily, as if he would rather die than obey.

Zhao Kai picked up a slender branch on the ground, squatted in front of Xiao Dezi, poked the other end into the opponent's nostrils, poked hard, and poked back and forth.

"Aiyo, aiyo Ninth Imperial Concubine, please spare me, I can't blow with your nose blocked like this!" Xiao Dezi complied.

What a strong girl!Zhao Kai snorted, threw away the branch and said, "Blow!"

When the whistle sounded, the little pigeon came again, Zhao Kai stepped forward to grab it, and tied it to the post with a hemp rope.

Xiao Dezi looked sadly at the pigeon who was suffering from the same disease, and said sadly to himself: Why can't you speak!Otherwise, His Royal Highness can come down and kick this "that thing" to death!

Zhao Kai repeated his old trick, threatening Xiao Dezi to hold a pen and obey orders.He thought about the village and said: "You write—the Ninth Prince has taken the medicine today. He and the Ninth Concubine are enjoying flowers in the garden during the day. The Ninth Prince first looks at the flowers, and then at the Ninth Concubine beside him. He said tenderly: The imperial concubine is really more beautiful than flowers, more attractive than flowers..."

Xiao Dezi's blood surged, and the hand holding the pen trembled slightly.

Zhao Kai went on to say: "The Ninth Imperial Concubine laughed and said: No matter how beautiful you are, I will bow down to you, the nectar picker! After speaking, the two looked at each other, and the Ninth Prince hugged the Ninth Imperial Concubine and held it tightly." waist......"

Xiao Dezi couldn't help raising his head and glanced at Zhao Kai's hulking back, what a crime!

Zhao Kai was already caught in his own imagination and couldn't extricate himself. He continued: "I didn't expect it to be at this moment! The Ninth Imperial Concubine turned around and escaped, jumped a few steps forward, looked back at the Ninth Prince and said with a smile: Mr. Xianggong, come and chase me!" Me! The Ninth Prince smiled dotingly and said: You little goblin, you are naughty!"

Vomit...Xiao Dezi felt a tumbling stomach, why!Why do I have breakfast!

"Ninth Imperial Concubine, I really can't fit this paper..." Xiao Dezi smiled wryly.

Zhao Kai looked at the blank paper, and reluctantly withdrew his thoughts, saying, "Let's stop here for today, and you can write one last sentence - you can predict what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down."

On the other side, the prince who received the letter yelled at the palace:

Telford you bastard!You are writing storytelling!

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