All the younger brothers in the world will die [Quick Transmigration]

The three of them were speechless on the road. As soon as Zhao Kai got on the bus, he squinted his eyes and planned to take a nap. It wasn't because he was tired, but he just didn't want to see Song Lin's face. The more awake he is, he blames him for sleeping too much at night, and he doesn't feel sleepy at this moment.

After a while, he opened his eyes again, and glanced at the situation in the car from the corner of his eye. Song Qiao seemed to be asleep, with his head tilted on one shoulder, and he was silent, probably in a light sleep. Looking at Song Lin again, Day, why are you staring at each other!

Zhao Kai quickly retracted his gaze, and then closed his eyes tightly. Song Lin's eyes were shining brightly, like a slash pierced Zhao Kai's eyes. He didn't want to raise his eyelids again until the car stopped.

The distance from the capital to Miaozhou is neither long nor short, and it takes a day to drive the carriage. At noon, they can only eat in a small town passing by. Zhao Kai is tall and strong in this life. The appetite is also extremely large, no matter how much he eats in the morning, he can't stand the digestion all morning. Before noon, he feels hungry and keeps swallowing the secreted saliva.

Finally, when the car stopped in front of a restaurant, Zhao Kai was about to lift his buttocks and rush down, when Song Lin said: "Zhuqing, don't stop, keep going, there is a restaurant in front that tastes better, let's go there."

Zhao Kai put his butt back resentfully, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Song, how long will the restaurant you mentioned last?"

Song Lin thought for a few seconds and replied, "It will take about an hour to make a detour."

The corner of Zhao Kai's mouth twitched, and he said, "Why should we look far away, the restaurants in this small town are all the same, and there's no shortage of bad food, and no good food either."

Song Lin glanced at him, and smiled slightly: "Xiaoyi is also a different, brother Zhao, don't you want to have a delicious meal?"

Picky!A tenth-level lover of words!Zhao Kai couldn't talk to him, so he silently felt bored, and licked his chapped lips. He didn't even drink his saliva this morning, and his tongue felt dry even after arguing.

"Brother Zhao, come here, I have water here." Song Qiao usually waited for Zhao Kai and Song Lin to end the battle before interjecting.

"Thank you, Brother Song!" Zhao Kai took the kettle and drank for a while before feeling alive again.

An hour later, they finally arrived at the restaurant Song Lin mentioned, and the group got out of the carriage.

Song Qiao went out first, and Zhao Kai, who hadn't taken a step yet, heard him exclaim in the carriage: "Hey, you're really impressive!"

Zhao Kai was curious, and quickly got out of the car to look at the past.It's really luxurious. Compared with the previous restaurant, it's not just a small difference, it's a huge change!

This restaurant is composed of several pavilions and pavilions connected in succession. The cornices are painted with corners, and the carved eaves reflect the sun. Three big characters: Luofeng Building, a restaurant of this scale is really out of place in this small town.

Song Qiao said with joy, "Brother, why are you telling me about such a good place now?"

Compared with the luxurious and vulgar restaurants in the capital, this restaurant has a unique style, elegant and grand.

Song Lin chuckled: "It's not that I don't want to tell you, but you have been fighting against the enemy for many years, how can you come here often?"

Song Qiao couldn't deny it, he pursed his mouth and stopped talking, that's right, he was a warrior, marching and fighting all day long, it was enough for these literati's elegant things to be fresh once.

The decoration of this shop is unique, and the names of the dishes are also unique. Zhao Kai thought it was a collection of poems and songs, such as "Swallow grass like blue silk", "Flying egrets in Momo paddy field", "Phoenix tour on Phoenix platform" , he couldn't understand it either, so he clicked a few and handed it to the Song Brothers.

When the dishes were served, Zhao Kai realized that there was a trick of "the names of the above dishes are for reference only" in ancient times. It's even more ridiculous when you go to Phoenix Tour, a plate of roast duck.

The taste is also average, far worse than Song's.

Song Lin saw Zhao Kai's lack of interest, and asked with a smile on his face, "Why, it doesn't suit Brother Zhao?"

Zhao Kai was gnawing on a duck leg, the skin on it wasn't even crispy, and he didn't know which cook he was from, and he didn't even meet the most basic standard of roast duck. He pulled the corners of his mouth, forced a smile and said: " No, no, this restaurant recommended by Brother Song, whether it is the magnificent appearance or the exquisite interior, is all beautiful and delicious, you can't get enough of it!"

The connotation is that this store is full of fluff, and its beauty can only make the eyes full.

Halfway through the meal, Song Lin disappeared. He said he went to the latrine, and he didn't come back for a quarter of an hour. He couldn't have fallen in. Zhao Kai slandered in his heart: Could it be that he went to meet the proprietress of this shop privately? up?That's why he insisted on taking a detour?

Zhao Kai stopped a handyman and asked, "Man, where is your hut?"

The handyman replied with a flattering smile: "My lord, just follow me."

The little handyman brought Zhao Kai to the backyard, pointed to a thatched cottage and said, "That's it, the villain will go to work first."

Zhao Kai looked at the hut with disgust on his face, and didn't want to get closer, so he called outside: "Brother Song?" No one answered, so he knew that this kid was lying, Zhao Kai checked it himself, and was about to turn around and leave , I heard a man's voice coming from the hut:

"Hey, Sanmazi, have you heard? Song Qiao, the second son of General Song, returned from the frontier in triumph a few days ago, and the emperor wants to make him General Hussars. This is a second-rank official!"

Another voice said: "Who doesn't know this, you two dogs have ears! It has been spread for a long time."

"General Song's fate is really good. Two sons, one is from Wen, and he is the inspector of the eight prefectures. "

The man sighed, and said again: "Oh, you said that people's fate is really unpredictable. This General Song was originally a subordinate of General Baishang. General Baishang had followed the pilgrim for decades. He was born and died, made great achievements repeatedly, and was dedicated to loyalty, but because he was framed by a villain, he was copied and executed by all the families!"

"Come on, you really don't know, if you don't know, can the emperor know that he was wronged?"

"How do you say that?" The man lowered his voice a bit, Zhao Kai covered his nose and approached quietly.

"The founding fathers in this history all ended up together. Although they have worked hard all their lives and made outstanding achievements, they will not end well in the end."

"Why?"

"The power is too great. These people have great achievements, and they hold heavy soldiers. If they don't take them down, can the one above be relieved!"

"That's right!" the man echoed.

This ancient man is really interesting. He went to the latrine and chatted about national affairs. Sure enough, without a mobile phone, it is boring!

Zhao Kai listened for a while, and was sighing there, when he suddenly heard footsteps behind him:

"Brother Zhao, you are here, I am worried that you will fall into the latrine!"

Why is Song Qiao here?Zhao Kai said with a sneer: "Just came out, why are you here?"

Song Qiao patted Zhao Kai on the shoulder and said, "I'm here to find you, it's getting late, if you still want to reach Miaozhou before dark, you have to leave immediately!"

Zhao Kai quickly responded: "Then let's go, hey, Brother Song is back yet?"

Song Qiao replied: "It's early, he came back just after you left, did you meet on the road?"

Zhao Kai smiled and didn't reply, he has never seen Song Lin's shadow, this guy, it's fake to go to the latrine, but it's true that he went to the boudoir of a beautiful family member!

A group of people got into the carriage and started to drive again. Zhao Kai stared at Song Lin's face opposite him with an inscrutable expression.

"Brother Zhao, what rare treasure is there on my face?" Song Lin sneered.

Zhao Kai was silent for a while, and said: "One grain of rice, one thousand drops of sweat, and one grain of grain is exchanged for a thousand drops of sweat. There is a thousand drops of sweat on your mouth."

Song Lin stared at him coldly, and quickly wiped his hand to his mouth, but didn't touch anything.

"Hey, this thousand drops of sweat just fell to the ground. Brother Song, don't regret it too much. Everyone makes mistakes." Zhao Kai pretended to sigh, and closed his eyes as if to take a rest.

Song Lin's eyebrows twitched, and before he could speak, Song Qiao who was beside him interrupted, "You two just went to the latrine, but there is something wrong with the food here?"

He may not know that none of the two people he mentioned entered the hut...

Zhao Kai covered his stomach and sighed regretfully: "The roast duck must be not fresh, I feel unwell after two or three mouthfuls, this restaurant is useless!"

Song Lin turned cold, raised his eyebrows and said, "The meat of that roast duck is tender, mellow, fat but not greasy. We also ate it, so why is there no problem?"

Zhao Kai pretended to be puzzled and said, "Didn't you also go to the latrine? Did you say it's okay?"

Song Lin's eyes twitched, and he cleared his throat and said, "It has nothing to do with that duck, it's been my habit for many years to celebrate at noon every day."

Zhao Kai blinked his eyes, and praised again: "Brother Song is indeed a dragon and a phoenix in real life. He can stimulate the digestive system of the human body when he lifts the chopsticks. After eating two mouthfuls, he feels the need to defecate. Others can only do it left and right. Brother Song is respectful up and down. It's amazing. sharp!"

Song Lin's head began to emit resentment, and he was ready to shoot Zhao Kai with a stomach full of words.

At this moment, Song Qiao interjected ingeniously: "Brother Zhao, what is...the human digestive system?"

The ancients were really ignorant, Zhao Kai coughed dryly and said: "This is a bit complicated, it is composed of two parts, the digestive tract and the digestive glands, the digestive tract is your mouth, esophagus, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, etc... ..."

Zhao Kai looked at Song Qiao with a demented look on his face, forget it, explaining scientific terms to the ancient people who just learned to wipe their butts with paper, he is also innocent, he thought for a while and said: "Take Brother Song as an example, He just ate two mouthfuls of duck. The duck meat entered from the mouth and passed through the esophagus to the stomach. When the stomach was stimulated, it shook twice, telling the small intestine that the master was about to give birth! Move quickly! The leftovers in the large intestine were thrown away. shake out..."

"Shut up!" Song Lin's heart surged for a while, and finally he forcibly suppressed the words he wanted to scold into two words.

Just shut up, shut up, originally didn't want to talk to you, Zhao Kai closed his eyes with a smile, and began to fall asleep again.