All the younger brothers in the world will die [Quick Transmigration]

Zhao Kai was frightened into a cold sweat by what 123 said. He pulled his thoughts back to reality, and saw Song Lin with a cold face walking lightly, floating in front of them like a female ghost, and using his mechanical voice said:

"The student union has some things to deal with today. It's a little late. What's wrong with the corner of your mouth?"

When Song Qiao heard this, the siren sounded in his heart. If his brother knew about the fight today, he would not be able to eat this meal.

"It's okay, just..." Song Qiao mumbled for a long time, but he didn't think of how to tell Song Lin that he knocked on the corner of the table. I have used too many such low-level excuses. Come back, Song Lin didn't believe it once, he looked at the other person's face that became more and more frosty, and stammered his tongue almost tied:

"That's right... Zhou Heng knows, Zhou Heng, tell me!"

Zhao Kai was suddenly pulled to block the gun, stared at Song Qiao with wide eyes, his head was full of questions, what do you mean?What is this for?what should i say

"Uh, yes, I was bitten..." I'm sorry buddy, my IQ is also limited, and besides being stared at by such a man who exudes the breath of death, my brain is easily short-circuited... .. After Zhao Kai finished this absurd explanation, even he felt that something was wrong, so he quickly lowered his head, not daring to look directly into the eyes of the two brothers. It is estimated that Song Qiao already wanted to throw himself back to that broken street corner.

Song Qiao was dumbfounded. He threw the words to Zhou Heng because Zhou Heng used to have strict family education. In order not to be beaten by Zhou Yi, he often made up various excuses to prevaricate his father. He's black, he's dead, he's living, he's telling lies perfectly, Song Qiao can't learn this skill, but he can borrow it anyway, what's wrong with him today?He actually stepped on his brother's bottom line...

Isn't this where you go wherever there is a pit!

Song Lin hated his younger brother's puppy love the most.

When Song Qiao was in junior high school, he had a little girlfriend.After his elder brother Song Lin found out, he put on a cold, dead face to him all day long, and kept stuffing condoms in his schoolbag, nicknamed: For the sake of your health.

On his only date, he almost got a condom phobia.

That day Song Qiao was watching a love movie with his girlfriend at the cinema, when his cell phone rang suddenly, he quickly put his hand into his pocket, the action of taking out the cell phone was a little impatient, he accidentally took out all the other things inside, Song Qiao bent down to pick it up. There was a string of earphone cables, a key, and...a bag of condoms? !

When did this come out?Song Qiao was so frightened that his heart trembled. Taking advantage of the darkness of the theater, no one was paying attention, he quickly stepped on the bag with his feet, and then slowly moved it under the seat bit by bit.

For the rest of the time, he lost his mind and continued to enjoy the movie, thinking in his heart that things were going to end, he went to the bathroom, and was running water, when suddenly someone slapped him behind him, and a steamy voice spoke to him. He said:

"Hey, you youngsters are quite good at playing, but I will give you a suggestion, brother, you should keep this thing away, so as not to lose it when you need it! Listen to me."

After speaking, the man patted the hat on his back vigorously. Song Qiao was very puzzled. He turned his head and pulled the hat behind him, and suddenly saw a pack of condoms inside!I don't know... When the hell was this released!

Song Qiao quickly took it out from the playful eyes of the men around him, and threw it into the trash can beside him.

At this time, he was completely out of the mood for a date, but his girlfriend acted like a baby and said that she was hungry and wanted to eat cakes, so he had no choice but to accompany her to a dessert shop. The shop was quite big, and it was full of young couples and best friends Group, Song Qiao doesn't like sweets, he just ordered a cup of coffee because he wasn't interested, and the girlfriend opposite ordered a Black Forest cake. When it was served, the clerk looked at him meaningfully with a smile It made Song Qiao's heart flutter.

The way girls eat in front of their boyfriends is very ladylike, at least at the beginning, digging small spoonfuls, sipping the small lump of cream on the tip of the spoon with each mouthful, Song Qiao is anxious to see it, wishing for herself I went up to eat two or three mouthfuls, and then hurried home.

"Hey, what is this? It's hard..." After eating for 10 minutes, my girlfriend finally ate half of it, but she ate a strange small box with a pink appearance. Like a ring box.

"Song Qiao, this... I didn't expect that you are quite romantic..." The girl's face was blushed, she lowered her head and looked shy, Song Qiao suddenly realized , I felt bad, and when my girlfriend first opened it, I quickly reached out and snatched it, and said with an embarrassing dry laugh:

"Hey, it's full of cream, it's a bit dirty, I'll wash it first."

After finishing speaking, he rushed into the bathroom quickly, stabilized his trembling hands, and slowly opened it. Don't be so stupid again. Sure enough, there was a brand new condom in the pink box.

A good date was turned into "Condoms are coming, please run away"

"Brother, what do you mean!" Song Qiao rushed into the room to question Song Lin as soon as he got home.

"No other meaning, just caring about your body." Song Lin moved the corner of his mouth, showing a barely smiling expression, and opened a foreign language book to read carefully.

How could Song Qiao believe his perfunctory explanation, stepped forward angrily, closed the thick book, and said angrily in his tone:

"Come on! The condom in my bag, you put it!"

Song Lin was not angry at his younger brother's questioning, but he rubbed the corner of the book and said indifferently:

"Is there something wrong? I don't want to be an uncle so early, and you don't want to drop out of school early to be a father, do you?"

"What are you talking about! I'm just... how can I..." Song Qiao was angry and ashamed when he heard his brother's words. His relationship with his girlfriend was only limited to drinking together Milk tea, watching movies together, and at most the stage of innocence that pulls little hands, not everyone has the courage to steal the forbidden fruit at this age.

"You what? You want to say that you haven't reached that point yet?" Song Lin turned his head and stared at Song Qiao's face, as if trying to see through him.

"That's right, we...we're like friends of the opposite sex. We haven't held hands a few times, okay?" Song Qiao thought about how many times he had held hands, and suddenly gained confidence. Not the kind of coward who takes advantage of girls at a young age.

Song Lin sneered and said, "Friends of the opposite sex? It turns out that there are pure friendships in this world that hold hands and go to the movies together. This is the first time I know it. Do you think parents will be moved by your pure friendship? Are you moved?"

This is yin and yang mocking himself, the fire in Song Qiao's heart suddenly came up again, he slapped the table with a slap, his eyes seemed to be on fire, staring at Song Lin and said:

"Don't threaten me here! What's the big deal, I'll break up at worst!"

"As you like, I didn't threaten you. As your elder brother, I should say what I should say and do what I should do. One day you will be out of school, don't blame me for not reminding you earlier. Song Lin turned his head, put his eyes back on the book in front of him, opened it along the bookmarks, and continued to study the foreign language book that Song Qiao couldn't even understand the title of the book.

I really can't stand it, Song Qiao feels that falling in love is like a catastrophe, and he is about to be tossed into a mental illness by his brother. What he fears most is that he can get it from his schoolbag, pocket, or even stationery bag anytime, anywhere. He dug out a few condoms in his bag, which made him live carefully every day. He had to move slowly and gently when he took out a book from his schoolbag, for fear of accidentally pulling out a condom and dropping it on the classroom floor.