I have a crush on a teddy!
Chapter 33 Onion
It snowed all day in Beijing, and the roadside was covered with white.Wei Zhan saw the snow scene of the Forbidden City from the official Weibo of the Forbidden City, with red walls and golden eaves, white snow and clear.
When he was in college, Wei Zhan came to Beijing once.At that time, I came with Xiao Peijue. Xiao Peijue insisted on climbing the Great Wall, but he was not a hero if he didn't know the Great Wall.Wei Zhan couldn't resist, so he obeyed.Both of them were dead houses who didn't exercise much. After climbing the Great Wall for a long time, their legs were sore in the middle of the night when they came back. The next day, they just lay down in the express hotel and couldn't move.
The two of them only have two days off, and they have to go back to class before Monday.In the end, Wei Zhan still didn't have time to go to the Forbidden City to take a look.
Sometimes it seems like this, especially when I want to achieve a certain wish, but it is always a little bit short.Wei Zhan liked the photo on the Forbidden City's official Weibo account, and then opened the book to read it.
Lu Zun was sitting next to him, switching channels over and over with the remote control, and glanced at Wei Zhan from the corner of his eyes from time to time.Wei Zhan was concentrating on reading, and took a pen in his hand to make marks at any time.Lu Zun couldn't get love, so he made a humming sound, leaned over and put his head on the book.
Wei Zhan hit him on the head with a pen and complained: "What is this for? If I can't finish reading 50 pages, I won't cook at night."
Lu Zun immediately hugged the little yellow chicken, and the lady sat upright.
When the sky darkened, the smell of food floated in from outside.Wei Zhan rubbed his stomach, he was hungry.He stood up, took out an apple from the refrigerator and threw it to Lu Zun, saying, "Go and wash it, eat it yourself."
There are a lot of frozen seafood and fish in the refrigerator, and there are fresh vegetables and meat on the other side, but it seems that there is only enough for one meal.Wei Zhan was slightly puzzled, took them all out, went into the kitchen, and started cooking.
After Lu Zun washed the apples, he took a fruit knife and silently cut the apples into pieces in the living room.Wei Zhan glanced at it and smiled: "You used to pick it up and chew it right away, but now you're more particular about it."
Wei Zhan took off the stems of the green peppers, washed them whole and put them aside.Minced the pork again, marinated with oil, egg white, green onion, garlic, and raw powder for a while, and then stuffed them into green peppers one by one.Lu Zun came in suddenly and stood there motionless.
"What are you doing?" Wei Zhan looked up, and saw Lu Zun took a toothpick with an apple on it, silently holding it in front of him.
Wei Zhan smiled, his eyes narrowed, he took a bite of the apple, and after eating it, Lu Zun silently brought over another piece.
Wei Zhan bit it again, seeing that Lu Zun wanted to continue, he quickly said, "Okay, okay, I'm not hungry, you can eat by yourself and go to the living room to watch TV."
There is only a door between the living room and the kitchen. Lu Zun is holding the little yellow chicken in his arms and holding a plate of apple slices in his hand. He leans against the door frame and refuses to leave, and looks eagerly at the busy Wei Zhan.When Wei Zhan turned his head occasionally, his eyes lit up immediately, without any intention of avoiding it.
On the contrary, Wei Zhan felt a little embarrassed.His hands were covered with spices, he kicked Lu Zun lightly with his toes, and said, "Don't stand here, I hate it." He didn't even realize that there was a bit of coquettish meaning in this complaining tone.
Lu Zun is more sensitive to emotions than words.He immediately went into the kitchen, put his hands on Wei Zhan's waist, and brought his head closer.
Wei Zhan couldn't laugh or cry.With cornstarch still on his hands, he dabbed on Lu Zun's nose, and Lu Zun's nose immediately turned white.
Lu Zun felt choked up, sniffed his nose, lowered his head and rubbed against Wei Zhan's collar.Wei Zhan turned his body sideways, "I hate it." He finally realized the strangeness of his tone, blushed, and was embarrassed to continue.
Lu Zun didn't leave, Wei Zhan had no other choice, so he put an onion on the chopping board, humming: "You look like this, we won't have anything to eat until tomorrow morning. Come and help chop the onion."
Above the counter is a row of lockers, Lu Zun is tall, standing in front of the chopping board at this moment can only bend down and bow his head.He cut carefully, and after two cuts, tears suddenly flowed out.He froze for a moment, then stretched out his hand to touch it, and the onion juice on his hand directly touched his eyes.
Lu Zun whimpered so hot that he was reluctant to drop the onion in his hand.Wei Zhan quickly snatched the onion from his hand, laughing hard.
Lu Zun was expressionless, tears flowed down his face uncontrollably, he looked at Wei Zhan with aggrieved eyes, his eyes were red.
"Hahahahahaha!" Wei Zhan couldn't stop laughing, took Lu Zun's hand, put it under the faucet to rinse, got hand sanitizer for him, and rubbed it clean.
Wei Zhan pinched Lu Zun's cheek with his wet hands and pushed him out of the kitchen.The two stood in the living room, Lu Zun's hands were wet and he didn't know what to do.Wei Zhan took out a few tissues and wiped his fingers clean.He couldn't help smiling, Lu Zun was annoyed, he withdrew his hand, picked up the little yellow chicken, and curled up sadly on the sofa.
Wei Zhan went back to the kitchen, the minced meat with green peppers was ready and brought out, Lu Zun was still holding the little yellow chicken, and looked at Wei Zhan with a pair of bright eyes aggrievedly.
Seeing him like this, Wei Zhan couldn't help the smile on his face.Lu Zun let out a groan, and rushed over to hug Wei Zhan, rubbing his cheek against Wei Zhan, to prevent him from laughing at himself.
Wei Zhan kissed him on the cheek, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, what's the point of being embarrassed, the stupid things you have done are much more stupid than this one, I just didn't laugh at you."
When the fried beef with onions was served on the table, Lu Zun stared at it for a long time, then turned his head hummingly, resolutely at odds with it.
Wei Zhan picked up a large piece of beef and said, "Won't you reward me for the beef I worked so hard for?"
Lu Zun glanced at it, then lowered his head to eat.Wei Zhan brought the beef to his mouth and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to eat it?"
There was a whining sound from Lu Zun's throat, and just as he raised his head, Wei Zhan suddenly retracted his chopsticks, and the beef went into his mouth.
"..." Lu Zun blinked, his long eyelashes flickering innocently under the light.Seeing that Wei Zhan no longer fed him, he silently lowered his head, not knowing who he was angry with, he just picked up rice.
Wei Zhan took another chopstick and sent it over. This time Lu Zun didn't hesitate anymore, and just opened his mouth to bite.But there is no beef, but a chopstick of shredded onion.
Lu Zun was wronged, he spat out the onion with a whimper, picked up the glass of water on the table and drank wildly.Wei Zhan slapped the table and laughed until his mouth was sore and he couldn't stop it.
Lu Zun put down his water glass, rushed over to hug Wei Zhan, not to make him laugh.Wei Zhan laughed so hard, he patted his chest and coughed, Lu Zun stopped making trouble, and watched Wei Zhan cautiously with blinking eyes.
After coughing for a while, Wei Zhan calmed down, and Lu Zun kissed him on the forehead, as if to comfort him.Wei Zhan laughed again, couldn't help splashing bad water, and said, "Your kiss smells like onions."
"..." Lu Zun turned his head, picked up Wei Zhan's untouched glass of water, and drank wildly again.
"Hahahahaha!" Wei Zhan couldn't sit still any longer, and automatically rolled onto the sofa, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.Lu Zun wanted to rush over, but stopped again, probably because he felt that he smelled like onions from the inside out.
Wei Zhan hugged the little yellow chicken and rubbed his belly, continued to bully Lu Zun, saying, "You are not a dog anymore, you are a big onion!"
It was too bullying, Lu Zun put down the empty water glass aggrievedly, stood up suddenly, and rushed into the bathroom.Wei Zhan was stunned for a moment, and when he heard the sound of rushing water, he buried his head in the pillow again, and laughed.
Wei Zhan was tired from laughing and didn't have the energy to eat. He took out his phone and saw Xiao Peijue's WeChat message from two hours ago, asking him how he was doing in Beijing.
Wei Zhan replied a few paragraphs, and Xiao Peijue quickly sent a crying emoji, followed by: Then you are not coming back?Your Buick is fighting with Zhaocai!I keep the cat but not the dog!
Buick... Wei Zhan's focus is skewed: don't call it Buick!It's awful!
The focus of the two people began to drift, discussing what to name the dog.Xiao Peijue started the video, showed Wei Zhan the puppy, and said, "The dog is quite obedient, but Zhaocai's bad temper beats the dog when I'm not paying attention..."
Lu Zun came out of the shower, wrapped in a towel, ran to Wei Zhan with wet hair, and asked Wei Zhan to find out if he was still an onion.
Although he was wrapped in a bath towel, his white and strong chest was exposed.Xiao Peijue's eyes widened on the other end of the phone, and he silently hung up the video... Wei Zhan's mother was single for 24 years, and now he finally has sex, Xiao Peijue didn't dare to disturb him.
Wei Zhan knew that Xiao Peijue had misunderstood, but the video had already been hung up, so he had no time to explain.Lu Zun knew all about this, and insisted on getting closer, to prove that he was still an onion.
Wei Zhan couldn't laugh or cry, he pulled out the hair dryer and dried Lu Zun's hair.He looked down and saw Lu Zun's beautiful collarbone and slightly muscular abdomen.
Lu Zun's figure is getting better and better.When he was first handed over to Wei Zhan, he was white and thin, with no muscles.Later, Wei Zhan remembered to take him out for a walk from time to time, but he regained his good figure.It really has a foundation.
With his hair half-dried, Wei Zhan pulled out new clothes for Lu Zun to put on, and the two of them finally finished their dinner steadily.
Just as he put down the bowls and chopsticks, Lu Zun cleaned them up consciously, vowing to wipe off the onion smell from everything.Wei Zhan held back his laughter, picked up his phone and saw that Xiao Peijue hadn't sent any more WeChat messages, so he leaned on the sofa and continued reading.
When sleeping, Wei Zhan was in trouble.
He rummaged around in the room for a long time, but there were no extra sheets, Wei Zhan gritted his teeth: "Yue Yunzhou, you bastard..."
He stood silently in front of the only big bed for a while, Lu Zun didn't know why, so he took the initiative to sit by the bed, with his wet eyes open.
Wei Zhan chased him out: "You go to sleep on the sofa."
Lu Zun blinked, feeling a little wronged, but he stood up silently and went to the living room.
Wei Zhan turned off the light in the bedroom and tossed and turned on the bed.The four-piece suit seems to be made of real silk, which is a little cold, but it is indescribably comfortable against the skin.Wei Zhan was lying on the bed in a "big" shape, and the left and right sides could not touch the edge of the bed.Fuck, this bed must be [-] meters!
How lonely it is to sleep in such a big bed.Wei Zhan found an excuse for himself, got up and walked to the living room.Lu Zun was shrinking pitifully on the sofa, when he saw him coming, he moved his head, his eyes gleaming.
"Come here." Leaving behind such a vague sentence, Wei Zhan turned around and went back to the bedroom.
Lu Zun stood up abruptly, and climbed onto the bed in a few steps.
When he was in college, Wei Zhan came to Beijing once.At that time, I came with Xiao Peijue. Xiao Peijue insisted on climbing the Great Wall, but he was not a hero if he didn't know the Great Wall.Wei Zhan couldn't resist, so he obeyed.Both of them were dead houses who didn't exercise much. After climbing the Great Wall for a long time, their legs were sore in the middle of the night when they came back. The next day, they just lay down in the express hotel and couldn't move.
The two of them only have two days off, and they have to go back to class before Monday.In the end, Wei Zhan still didn't have time to go to the Forbidden City to take a look.
Sometimes it seems like this, especially when I want to achieve a certain wish, but it is always a little bit short.Wei Zhan liked the photo on the Forbidden City's official Weibo account, and then opened the book to read it.
Lu Zun was sitting next to him, switching channels over and over with the remote control, and glanced at Wei Zhan from the corner of his eyes from time to time.Wei Zhan was concentrating on reading, and took a pen in his hand to make marks at any time.Lu Zun couldn't get love, so he made a humming sound, leaned over and put his head on the book.
Wei Zhan hit him on the head with a pen and complained: "What is this for? If I can't finish reading 50 pages, I won't cook at night."
Lu Zun immediately hugged the little yellow chicken, and the lady sat upright.
When the sky darkened, the smell of food floated in from outside.Wei Zhan rubbed his stomach, he was hungry.He stood up, took out an apple from the refrigerator and threw it to Lu Zun, saying, "Go and wash it, eat it yourself."
There are a lot of frozen seafood and fish in the refrigerator, and there are fresh vegetables and meat on the other side, but it seems that there is only enough for one meal.Wei Zhan was slightly puzzled, took them all out, went into the kitchen, and started cooking.
After Lu Zun washed the apples, he took a fruit knife and silently cut the apples into pieces in the living room.Wei Zhan glanced at it and smiled: "You used to pick it up and chew it right away, but now you're more particular about it."
Wei Zhan took off the stems of the green peppers, washed them whole and put them aside.Minced the pork again, marinated with oil, egg white, green onion, garlic, and raw powder for a while, and then stuffed them into green peppers one by one.Lu Zun came in suddenly and stood there motionless.
"What are you doing?" Wei Zhan looked up, and saw Lu Zun took a toothpick with an apple on it, silently holding it in front of him.
Wei Zhan smiled, his eyes narrowed, he took a bite of the apple, and after eating it, Lu Zun silently brought over another piece.
Wei Zhan bit it again, seeing that Lu Zun wanted to continue, he quickly said, "Okay, okay, I'm not hungry, you can eat by yourself and go to the living room to watch TV."
There is only a door between the living room and the kitchen. Lu Zun is holding the little yellow chicken in his arms and holding a plate of apple slices in his hand. He leans against the door frame and refuses to leave, and looks eagerly at the busy Wei Zhan.When Wei Zhan turned his head occasionally, his eyes lit up immediately, without any intention of avoiding it.
On the contrary, Wei Zhan felt a little embarrassed.His hands were covered with spices, he kicked Lu Zun lightly with his toes, and said, "Don't stand here, I hate it." He didn't even realize that there was a bit of coquettish meaning in this complaining tone.
Lu Zun is more sensitive to emotions than words.He immediately went into the kitchen, put his hands on Wei Zhan's waist, and brought his head closer.
Wei Zhan couldn't laugh or cry.With cornstarch still on his hands, he dabbed on Lu Zun's nose, and Lu Zun's nose immediately turned white.
Lu Zun felt choked up, sniffed his nose, lowered his head and rubbed against Wei Zhan's collar.Wei Zhan turned his body sideways, "I hate it." He finally realized the strangeness of his tone, blushed, and was embarrassed to continue.
Lu Zun didn't leave, Wei Zhan had no other choice, so he put an onion on the chopping board, humming: "You look like this, we won't have anything to eat until tomorrow morning. Come and help chop the onion."
Above the counter is a row of lockers, Lu Zun is tall, standing in front of the chopping board at this moment can only bend down and bow his head.He cut carefully, and after two cuts, tears suddenly flowed out.He froze for a moment, then stretched out his hand to touch it, and the onion juice on his hand directly touched his eyes.
Lu Zun whimpered so hot that he was reluctant to drop the onion in his hand.Wei Zhan quickly snatched the onion from his hand, laughing hard.
Lu Zun was expressionless, tears flowed down his face uncontrollably, he looked at Wei Zhan with aggrieved eyes, his eyes were red.
"Hahahahahaha!" Wei Zhan couldn't stop laughing, took Lu Zun's hand, put it under the faucet to rinse, got hand sanitizer for him, and rubbed it clean.
Wei Zhan pinched Lu Zun's cheek with his wet hands and pushed him out of the kitchen.The two stood in the living room, Lu Zun's hands were wet and he didn't know what to do.Wei Zhan took out a few tissues and wiped his fingers clean.He couldn't help smiling, Lu Zun was annoyed, he withdrew his hand, picked up the little yellow chicken, and curled up sadly on the sofa.
Wei Zhan went back to the kitchen, the minced meat with green peppers was ready and brought out, Lu Zun was still holding the little yellow chicken, and looked at Wei Zhan with a pair of bright eyes aggrievedly.
Seeing him like this, Wei Zhan couldn't help the smile on his face.Lu Zun let out a groan, and rushed over to hug Wei Zhan, rubbing his cheek against Wei Zhan, to prevent him from laughing at himself.
Wei Zhan kissed him on the cheek, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, what's the point of being embarrassed, the stupid things you have done are much more stupid than this one, I just didn't laugh at you."
When the fried beef with onions was served on the table, Lu Zun stared at it for a long time, then turned his head hummingly, resolutely at odds with it.
Wei Zhan picked up a large piece of beef and said, "Won't you reward me for the beef I worked so hard for?"
Lu Zun glanced at it, then lowered his head to eat.Wei Zhan brought the beef to his mouth and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to eat it?"
There was a whining sound from Lu Zun's throat, and just as he raised his head, Wei Zhan suddenly retracted his chopsticks, and the beef went into his mouth.
"..." Lu Zun blinked, his long eyelashes flickering innocently under the light.Seeing that Wei Zhan no longer fed him, he silently lowered his head, not knowing who he was angry with, he just picked up rice.
Wei Zhan took another chopstick and sent it over. This time Lu Zun didn't hesitate anymore, and just opened his mouth to bite.But there is no beef, but a chopstick of shredded onion.
Lu Zun was wronged, he spat out the onion with a whimper, picked up the glass of water on the table and drank wildly.Wei Zhan slapped the table and laughed until his mouth was sore and he couldn't stop it.
Lu Zun put down his water glass, rushed over to hug Wei Zhan, not to make him laugh.Wei Zhan laughed so hard, he patted his chest and coughed, Lu Zun stopped making trouble, and watched Wei Zhan cautiously with blinking eyes.
After coughing for a while, Wei Zhan calmed down, and Lu Zun kissed him on the forehead, as if to comfort him.Wei Zhan laughed again, couldn't help splashing bad water, and said, "Your kiss smells like onions."
"..." Lu Zun turned his head, picked up Wei Zhan's untouched glass of water, and drank wildly again.
"Hahahahaha!" Wei Zhan couldn't sit still any longer, and automatically rolled onto the sofa, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.Lu Zun wanted to rush over, but stopped again, probably because he felt that he smelled like onions from the inside out.
Wei Zhan hugged the little yellow chicken and rubbed his belly, continued to bully Lu Zun, saying, "You are not a dog anymore, you are a big onion!"
It was too bullying, Lu Zun put down the empty water glass aggrievedly, stood up suddenly, and rushed into the bathroom.Wei Zhan was stunned for a moment, and when he heard the sound of rushing water, he buried his head in the pillow again, and laughed.
Wei Zhan was tired from laughing and didn't have the energy to eat. He took out his phone and saw Xiao Peijue's WeChat message from two hours ago, asking him how he was doing in Beijing.
Wei Zhan replied a few paragraphs, and Xiao Peijue quickly sent a crying emoji, followed by: Then you are not coming back?Your Buick is fighting with Zhaocai!I keep the cat but not the dog!
Buick... Wei Zhan's focus is skewed: don't call it Buick!It's awful!
The focus of the two people began to drift, discussing what to name the dog.Xiao Peijue started the video, showed Wei Zhan the puppy, and said, "The dog is quite obedient, but Zhaocai's bad temper beats the dog when I'm not paying attention..."
Lu Zun came out of the shower, wrapped in a towel, ran to Wei Zhan with wet hair, and asked Wei Zhan to find out if he was still an onion.
Although he was wrapped in a bath towel, his white and strong chest was exposed.Xiao Peijue's eyes widened on the other end of the phone, and he silently hung up the video... Wei Zhan's mother was single for 24 years, and now he finally has sex, Xiao Peijue didn't dare to disturb him.
Wei Zhan knew that Xiao Peijue had misunderstood, but the video had already been hung up, so he had no time to explain.Lu Zun knew all about this, and insisted on getting closer, to prove that he was still an onion.
Wei Zhan couldn't laugh or cry, he pulled out the hair dryer and dried Lu Zun's hair.He looked down and saw Lu Zun's beautiful collarbone and slightly muscular abdomen.
Lu Zun's figure is getting better and better.When he was first handed over to Wei Zhan, he was white and thin, with no muscles.Later, Wei Zhan remembered to take him out for a walk from time to time, but he regained his good figure.It really has a foundation.
With his hair half-dried, Wei Zhan pulled out new clothes for Lu Zun to put on, and the two of them finally finished their dinner steadily.
Just as he put down the bowls and chopsticks, Lu Zun cleaned them up consciously, vowing to wipe off the onion smell from everything.Wei Zhan held back his laughter, picked up his phone and saw that Xiao Peijue hadn't sent any more WeChat messages, so he leaned on the sofa and continued reading.
When sleeping, Wei Zhan was in trouble.
He rummaged around in the room for a long time, but there were no extra sheets, Wei Zhan gritted his teeth: "Yue Yunzhou, you bastard..."
He stood silently in front of the only big bed for a while, Lu Zun didn't know why, so he took the initiative to sit by the bed, with his wet eyes open.
Wei Zhan chased him out: "You go to sleep on the sofa."
Lu Zun blinked, feeling a little wronged, but he stood up silently and went to the living room.
Wei Zhan turned off the light in the bedroom and tossed and turned on the bed.The four-piece suit seems to be made of real silk, which is a little cold, but it is indescribably comfortable against the skin.Wei Zhan was lying on the bed in a "big" shape, and the left and right sides could not touch the edge of the bed.Fuck, this bed must be [-] meters!
How lonely it is to sleep in such a big bed.Wei Zhan found an excuse for himself, got up and walked to the living room.Lu Zun was shrinking pitifully on the sofa, when he saw him coming, he moved his head, his eyes gleaming.
"Come here." Leaving behind such a vague sentence, Wei Zhan turned around and went back to the bedroom.
Lu Zun stood up abruptly, and climbed onto the bed in a few steps.
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