I have a crush on a teddy!

The next day, the rain had stopped, the wind was still blowing, and the temperature dropped significantly.

Wei Zhan's plan is to take Lu Zun to buy seasonal clothes.The plan couldn't keep up with the change, and a phone call from the little old man made him have to take Lu Zun to school first.

The little old man is very forgetful, but he never forgets to take care of his students.There are stingy tutors who only pay the little one a few hundred a month, and the little old man usually pays one or two thousand, and the least is eight hundred. It was a long vacation that month, and there was nothing to do in the laboratory.

The little old man summoned today because of Senior Brother Wei Zhan.

The little old man is usually very busy, and he only takes one student with him every year. Wei Zhan also has a brother Lu Shijiu, who is called 6.9 in the world.When the little old man heard the nickname 6.9 for the first time, he almost held his breath from laughing, and he understood it very well.

However, the reason why Lu Shijiu is called "Nine" is because there were three brothers and sisters, but unfortunately they didn't grow up.After several years, they finally had another child. The Lu family was very fond of it, and hoped that the child would be tougher and live longer.

Lu Shijiu lived up to expectations, went all the way to graduate school, and planned to continue to pursue a doctorate.The Lu family's family is not well off, and Lu Shijiu has been teaching undergraduates since he was a graduate student.Wei Zhan does not have to support a family like Lu Shijiu, but he also has plans to advance to a doctoral degree. The most suitable way is to get in touch with his supervisor more, read more and write more papers.After hearing about Lu Shijiu's situation, Wei Zhan was also embarrassed to argue, but fortunately the scholarship was enough to get by, so he gave up the plan of teaching undergraduates, and only helped the little old man in the research institute.

Last week, Lu Shijiu's girlfriend found out that she was pregnant.Lu Shijiu is destitute now, and the little old man who wanted to abolish the child threw the lesson plan on him, scolded him and asked Lu Shijiu to go back to his hometown to get married, and Wei Zhan was called to take over as a substitute teacher.

Lu Shijiu took a month's leave, and will come back to continue classes later.Wei Zhan was a little displeased. The freshmen and sophomores took basic courses, and the courses were too many and the content was not deep. Although it was not too many, it was definitely a good deal.There are seven or eight tutors in psychology, and everyone has students under their hands, because Lu Shijiu occupies the basic courses of freshmen, freshmen and sophomores, so the little old man is embarrassed to arrange another person.

Wei Zhan received the notice temporarily, so he didn't make any preparations. After a few days of teaching, he finally got started, and he had to let him go back again.Wei Zhan is meticulous and conscientious in his work, but he doesn't really want to be a substitute teacher for a month. No matter how he thinks about it, he feels that it is not worth it.

The little old man also saw his reluctance, and said: "We can't let Zhang Qiu go to class, he is more like a high school student than a freshman, too lively and unstoppable. Do you have to come back?"

Wei Zhan took a look at Lu Shijiu's class schedule, tsk tsk, there are two classes every day, and there are eight evening public classes for electives. Among teachers without professional titles, Lu Shijiu's income can definitely be ranked among the top ten.

Wei Zhan's dissertation is still progressing slowly, and Zhang Qiu has also given up the work in the research institute. He also knows that whoever gives Lu Shijiu a substitute lecture is a good income, and the only worry is Lu Zun.

Wei Zhan glanced at Lu Zun who was sitting quietly drinking tea, and asked the little old man, "Where is Lu Zun, should I bring him to class every day?"

The little old man: "Who is Lu Zun?"

Wei Zhan was speechless: "You gave it to me, let me take care of it, and I have to write observation reports every day."

Wei Zhan angrily threw the observation report onto the little old man's desk. The little old man read two pages and remembered: "Oh, why do I feel that he is fatter than before."

Wei Zhan: "..."

Lu Zun looked up and looked this way.

"That's not the point." Wei Zhan was speechless, and said what had been bothering him, "Is there something missing in the medical records you gave me?"

At the beginning, Wei Zhan hesitated to say anything, because he felt that the little old man probably knew about it, and because he didn't know how to speak.After a while, Lu Zun seemed to be getting better, but it started again yesterday... Wei Zhan decided to ask: "Has there ever been a mentally ill person who couldn't control his physical needs?"

Little old man: "Yes, some guys will commit rape/rape, but the sentence is lighter."

"..." Wei Zhan didn't know how to answer the question, "No, it's not that serious...just, just...the physical manifestations are more obvious, and I can't hide it..."

Wei Zhan opened the bag, took out a few pages of reports from the book, spread them out in front of the little old man, and said, "This is the situation where Lu Zun failed to control his physiological reactions several times. I have a guess that he put He regarded himself as a dog, or to describe himself in more detail, he regarded himself as a kind of poodle...Maybe in a certain period of time in the past, he had had close contact with poodles. Therefore, when a major change occurred, At that time, he subconsciously abandoned his original identity and imagined himself as a poodle."

The little old man: "A major change?... What major change do you think will happen to Lu Zun?"

Wei Zhan took out the folder, tore off a few pages of A4 paper filled with writing, and continued to pass it in front of the little old man, saying, "During this time, I found some information about the Lu family."

Wei Zhan started from online forums and physical magazines, printed and handwritten a detailed information about the Lu family.In the gossip post, someone revealed that Lu Zun's biological mother was a smash hit actress more than 20 years ago.Wei Zhan deliberately sorted out the list of actresses aged 50±10 years old, and selected more than a dozen who met the requirements.

Wei Zhan turned out the third page of the A4 paper and showed it to the little old man, and said: "Among the dozen or so people, I found that six of them have opened Weibo, and three of them are still acting. There is also one who has recently made a sudden comeback. , participated in a reality show."

The little old man: "Have you seen their pictures?"

Wei Zhan: "I've seen it... I can't tell it from the still photos, and I can't tell it from the selfies they posted on Weibo with filters added... I can't tell that they look similar to Lu Zun. I found a photo of Lu Zun's father , I can’t tell how much it looks like, it’s kind of similar.”

Wei Zhan continued: "The current head of the Lu family is still Lu Zongyuan. There is a saying that the investment in many industries of the Lu family is made by Lu Zun's brother Lu Ming, but I haven't found any real information. There is Rumors say that in order to become the head of the Lu family, Lu Ming secretly did many things to other members of the Lu family."

The little old man: "You mean, Lu Zun was made into this by Lu Ming?"

The little old man glanced at Lu Zun and asked, "Then how do you think Lu Zun was sent to the research institute?"

Wei Zhan was stunned.

The little old man: "Before Lu Zun was sent to the research institute, the person in charge at the hospital was Lu Ming."

Wei Zhan didn't know what to say, he was a little wronged, and complained to the little old man: "You didn't tell me. I can't get the first-hand information. The facts are wrong. I can't deduce it. I can't find it. If there is a cause, how can we prescribe the right medicine?"

The little old man wasn't angry either, and he was also very helpless: "I only found out about it recently, and Lu Ming didn't know that Lu Zun was left here, so I can't come to him casually. It's still complicated."

Wei Zhan was naive: "How complicated?"

"Oh..." The little old man stared, then waved his hands, urging: "Hurry up and prepare for the lesson, there will be a lesson today."

Wei Zhan: "There are only two classes in the afternoon. I want to take Lu Zun to buy clothes when I have time. He doesn't have thicker clothes yet."

The little old man nodded: "Remember to develop/ticket, go back to the research institute for reimbursement, and yours will be included."

Lu Zun had a black card in his hand, but Wei Zhan didn't know the password, and couldn't swipe it casually.At this moment Wei Zhan finally smiled: "Thank you Professor!"

There were classes in the third and fourth periods this morning, and Wei Zhan felt a little rushed. It happened that the teacher in the seventh and eighth periods of the morning and afternoon was also asking to change classes because of time conflicts, so Wei Zhan swapped with him.After signing the schedule, Wei Zhan dragged Lu Zun to the library slowly.

He pointed to Lu Zun the bathroom and tea room, thought for a while, took out his campus card, then pointed to the leisure bar on the second floor and said to Lu Zun: "If you are hungry, you can go there, bread sandwiches Spaghetti chocolate, you can get whatever you want, you want to swipe your card, do you understand?"

Lu Zun nodded seriously.

Wei Zhan couldn't help but wanted to touch his head again, and he did the same.Lu Zun's hair was so soft that Wei Zhan couldn't bear to stop touching it.They stood outside the pantry on the first floor of the library, next to a giant money tree.Suddenly a person came out from behind the tree, startling Wei Zhan.

The man looked at Wei Zhan and Lu Zun, was a little surprised, and seemed to understand something, and said, "So you are..."

It was the senior who tried to introduce Wei Zhan to his girlfriend some time ago.

"...Huh?" Wei Zhan was taken aback, not knowing what to say for a while.

Senior sister looked around, there was no one there, she still lowered her voice, as if she had discovered some big secret, and said, "You..."

Wei Zhan was so regretful that he put his hands behind his back, wishing he could chop them off.Seeing that he didn't touch his hair, Lu Zun looked aggrieved, bent his neck and put his head in front of Wei Zhan, begging to be stroked.

Wei Zhan: "..."

The senior sister stared blankly at Lu Zun who was begging to be stroked, and suddenly realized: "Is it a patient from your research institute? What kind of disease is this?" She said while touching her head, "You are so handsome."

Lu Zun was not used to being patted on the head by a stranger suddenly, he hid behind Wei Zhan, his eyes were dodging but he was looking at the girl again, as if he wanted to know her relationship with Wei Zhan, he looked like a big dog .

The senior sister was poked by Lu Zun's action, and wanted to touch it again. While greeting Lu Zun, she said to Wei Zhan, "I'm so sorry, I almost thought you were gay just now."

Wei Zhan: "..."

Senior sister: "If you are gay, I will be gay with you. But you are not. Judging by how you treat patients, you should also like pets. My junior has raised several cats and dogs. I feel that you have Let's talk."

"..." Wei Zhan had no idea that his senior sister had a matchmaker's physique. He didn't admit it at the moment, and it wasn't true if he didn't admit it. It was a bit embarrassing.Lu Zun was so pissed off by the senior sister touching his head, he suddenly pushed away the senior sister's hand, pulled Wei Zhan and turned away.

"..." The library couldn't speak loudly yet, so Wei Zhan could only gesture to the senior to apologize, and said in a low voice, "Let's talk next time, senior."

Wei Zhan was somewhat grateful to Lu Zun for pulling him away.He was not good at rejecting people since he was a child, and he couldn't resist enthusiasm even more.Lu Zun pulled him and didn't go anywhere else. He went directly to the leisure bar on the second floor, took a bunch of snacks, piled them on the cashier, and looked at Wei Zhan eagerly.

Wei Zhan: "..."

Wei Zhan thought he was helping him, but he was hungry... Wei Zhan took a look at the pile of snacks, a pack of duck tongue 80g cost more than 20 yuan, and that small box of chocolates seemed to cost more than 40 yuan... …Wei Zhan felt a bit pained, and muttered: "I don't consider myself a human being in my subconscious, and I still have such a standard eye for picking snacks, and I only pick expensive ones."

Seeing that the consumption exceeded [-] to [-], Wei Zhan couldn't help but picked up the last few things on the cash register, and said to Lu Zun, "These are sweet and greasy, forget it... those are enough What you eat, you will have lunch in two hours."

Lu Zun looked at him eagerly, Wei Zhan shook his hands, and silently put down the snacks.What is this inexplicable sense of guilt...

Cashier: "More?"

Wei Zhan glanced at Lu Zun, then turned his head: "...I want it."

Lu Zun was still expressionless, but his eyes lit up instantly.

"Hmm." It's amazing to be able to eat just by showing off your cuteness.Wei Zhan took out his campus card and gave it to the cashier. When the magnetic stripe was swiped, Wei Zhan felt a knife cut his flesh.

The little old man's WeChat message came over at this time: "I forgot one more thing, Lu Zun's expenses with you these days, such as meals, etc., remember to get a bill, and anyone who can get an invoice Issue/invoice, and ask someone from the Lu family to reimburse you later."

Then there was another one: "Don't be embarrassed. You are thin-skinned, and the Lu family are all business people. I turned around and urged the hospital, and quickly asked Lu Zun's guardian to contact us, just to trouble you, I will give it to you." Put some money on your back."

The next one is the transfer notice, three thousand.It is higher than Wei Zhan's monthly salary.

Life turned around, Wei Zhan almost cried with joy on the spot, and reached out to grab a few packs of chewing gum from the shelf next to him.

Cashier: "This is..."

Wei Zhan: "Knot together."

The cashier hesitated to speak, and settled the bill silently.A total of three hundred and eight, almost half of the balance in the campus card was swiped.

Wei Zhan and Lu Zun hugged an armful of snacks and sat down in a corner.Wei Zhan took out his computer from his backpack, connected to wifi to log in to the educational administration system, and began to write lesson plans for the afternoon class.Sitting across from him, Lu Zun picked up a bag of potato chips, crushed them with a snap.

He froze for a moment, then picked up another bag, pressed the most bulging place in the middle, and then pressed hard, snapping.It's addicting.

Wei Zhan: "..."

At this point, there is no one in the lounge. The cashier is sitting behind the cashier, completely immersed in the Korean drama, and the familiar Korean words of "Ouba", "Ouba" and "Ai Yigu" are heard from time to time.

Wei Zhan breathed a sigh of relief: "Play slowly, don't make the floor dirty." Then he turned on the music, put on his earphones, and began to prepare lessons seriously.

When he finished preparing lessons and raised his head again, Wei Zhan was sitting opposite him, puffing up his cheeks and blowing up balloons.Around their seats, there are already four or five milky-white, almost transparent long balloons on the ground.There were a few students sitting in the seat next to him, looking over from time to time, covering their mouths and whispering, then laughing lowly.

Wei Zhan: "..."

Lu Zun seemed to have found the joy of life, and he was still serious about blowing up balloons.Wei Zhan looked at the shape of the balloon that was slowly growing, and suddenly understood what it was, and then his whole body became ill.

He picked up the unpacked chewing gum on the table... What the hell is chewing gum, it's obviously safe/condom!

Wei Zhan quickly snatched the one from Lu Zun's hand, breathed out, and then picked up the other ones on the ground.Lu Zun actually tied a knot in the balloon, and Wei Zhan couldn't untie it for a while, so he had to pierce it with the tip of a pen.The quality of this thing is too good, and it is slippery. Wei Zhan poked it a few times without breaking it, and even slipped away.With a blushing face, Wei Zhan silently picked it up, and finally pierced it this time.

He let out a long breath, raised his head, and Lu Zun actually picked up another piece and tore off the outer packaging, put it to his mouth expressionlessly, and started blowing.

"Ah..." Wei Zhan wailed, "No more touching!"

Wei Zhan snatched the whole box. Seeing more and more onlookers in the leisure bar, he felt his whole face was on fire. He packed everything in a hurry and didn't have time to question why the library's There will be safes/sets for sale in the leisure bar, and Lu Zun rushes away from this embarrassing place.

In a deserted corner outside the library, Wei Zhan was going to find a place to throw away the rest of the safes. Lu Zun looked on pitifully, but he didn't take his eyes off the box of safes.

Wei Zhan was speechless: "...you like this thing so much?"

Lu Zun nodded.

Wei Zhan: "..."

Wei Zhan silently put the safety condom in his pocket, then patted it, and said, "Let's take it home and play at night."

Lu Zun's eyes lit up, but he nodded expressionlessly.

Wei Zhan thought about what he said just now, and it seemed... something wasn't quite right.

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small theater--

N years later, Lu Zun, who was normal, accidentally found the medical records of that year.

The following observation report was honestly written as such a conversation——

——Is that how you like this stuff?

--Um.

——Let's take it home and play at night.

Then Lu Zun looked through the old things for a long time, but he didn't find the thing he brought back.

So he silently bought a new box, put it on the bedside with the observation report, and then sent Wei Zhan a WeChat message with a blank face: Waiting for you tonight.