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Wuchang proudly pointed to the plasters and various stickers slapped all over his face.

"Such a good natural camouflage, you don't need it for nothing, it cost me more than 1000, so I have to use it. No, I'm going to the crematorium tonight!"

"Why do you go to that kind of place! What do you want to do!"

With an angry face, Lin Lin stared at Wuchang who had just come out of the dermatology department.

"Oh, oh, it's nothing, Robber Bone!"

Lin Lin almost fainted.

"Please understand me, who is underage and needs your protection? You think I have two hearts, uncle! Are you happy to torment me so ruthlessly?"

Wuchang immediately leaned in front of Lin Lin, and stretched out his fingers to rub Lin Lin's slightly rounded cheeks.

"Understanding, understanding, absolutely understanding, I was just confused for a while, and forgot that the little man who silently supported me and secretly assisted me in my eyes was actually only 15 years old, and it was my fault!"

As he spoke, the flattering smile receded and his head drooped.

Lin Lin looked at his face with only two red bloodshot eyes showing, and sighed for a while.

"What are you going to do this time? If you don't let you finish, you won't be safe. Isn't it?"

"Oh, Lin Lin, you are so kind to me!"

Wuchang tilted his head, insisting on leaning on the shoulder of Lin Lin who was a head and a half shorter than him, rubbing back and forth.

"Uncle, aren't you afraid that your posture will be so twisted that it will reach your waist?"

"It's okay. I have Yunnan Baiyao Ointment on my buttocks. It relaxes tendons and activates blood circulation. It's very effective. My waist, that is, is as flexible as an athlete. Don't belittle it."

Lin Lin retracted his squinting eyes.

"I knew you were just pretending."

Impermanence laughed hey.

"That's what I mean."

Lin Lin threw him a "Come on, you can't hide that you were acting just now." ' look.

"Hey, Lin Lin, let's go eat something delicious."

"Hey, what you always call delicious food is not a big cake for one yuan, right?"

In the face of Lin Lin's sarcasm, Wuchang corrected him with righteous words.

"Lin Lin, it's your fault. You look down on me too much. Besides, is your knowledge so limited? Master, I'll take you to learn more today. Anyway, there is so much bleeding, Master is already numb. "

Seeing how vigorous he was, and exaggeratedly shaking his eyebrows, Lin Lin shut up.

"Let's go, my son, let's have a French dinner today!"

Lin Lin looked at him suspiciously.

"Uncle, you are sober."

Impermanence squinted at him, smiled, didn't speak, just waved his hand to open the way.

Seeing the store in front of him, Lin Lin knew that he was too happy to be happy.

This kind of shop with the paint on the door is still a hiding place for French cuisine?

Stop lying!

Wuchang walked in excitedly and sat down.

Lin Lin walked over slowly, and was shaken by a clear female voice and sat down in the chair. He moved awkwardly and sat upright.

At this moment, the astonishing woman was already standing by the table.With a smile on his face, Maitreya Buddha is not as kind as her smile.

"Isn't this little brother Chang? Let's do something for face today?"

Wuchang chuckled, raised his eyebrows at the woman, and cast a slight wink.

"First serve two dishes of your signature dishes."

The woman just looked at Lin Lin who was sitting solemnly, and let out a sigh with a smile, and was swept away like a gust of wind.

Just as Lin Lin was about to complain, Wuchang had already held a menu and put it in front of him.

"Come on, let's see what else I want to eat. I can't eat fish and shrimp. You are welcome. If it weren't for these things, I would not only not be able to eat them, but I would also not be able to touch them. I would take you to a Japanese restaurant, Mr. Gain insight. That’s called exquisiteness, the type of fish, that appearance..."

"You can send me in, and then you go home and wait for me, I have no objection!"

Lin Lin interrupted his rhetoric in one breath.

Wuchang was taken aback, and quickly took a menu from the table next to him, and put it in front of his face.

Just such a mess, a menu like a big pot, plain white paper with oversized black letters that are obviously for the elderly, without even the necessary embellishments, is it still called a French restaurant?

"Potato fried pork slices? Uncle, is this also a French dish?"

"no!"

Lin Lin put down the menu slowly and didn't look at it, the more she looked at it, the less confident she became.

Wuchang peeked at him and quickly laughed.

"Oh, Lin Lin, the steak here is delicious, you should eat more later."

Lin Lin thought silently: I'm afraid that I want to eat more and I won't be able to eat.

After eating for more than an hour, Wuchang paid the bill and walked out the door with a smile on his face.

Lin Lin followed behind, full of suspicion.

"Let's go."

"Oh."

Sitting in the taxi, Lin Lin looked at Wuchang humming a little tune out of the corner of his eye, and couldn't help leaning against the car door.

"Hey, uncle, who told you to come here!"

Lin Lin grabbed the taxi, refused to let others go, and wanted to sit in it desperately.It's a pity that the clothes on the whole back were pulled and tightened by Wuchang, and he was blocked from even taking off his clothes and escaping.

He grabbed Lin Lin by the back of the neck like a kitten, and slid him down all at once. Wu Chang waved his hand to the driver who had been staring at the door of his car.

"I'm sorry, master, I don't need to look for the money."

The driver was so eager, he kicked the accelerator and blasted away.

Lin Lin looked desperately at the dust rising all over the place, and the car going away, pouting his mouth, ignoring impermanence.

"Didn't you agree? Why are you putting on a bad face, huh?"

Impermanence poked Lin Lin's swollen mouth and said with a smile.

Lin Lin slapped his dishonest paw away.

"Whoever promised you, who promised you!"

"Little bastard, you are here to eat and drink, and I will take you here in a taxi. Why don't you say it in the car? If you are timid, you are timid. Am I not going to accompany you?"

Lin Lin was so angry that he pointed at impermanence for the first time, and kept shaking.

"You, you, you lie to me! I disagreed in the hospital. The meal that I ate included five plates and three pieces of steak. How much did you eat? Ah? You kept shaking your chopsticks, Licking the plate, prolonging the time on purpose, right? Huh? Now I don’t even want to take the bus.”

Seeing that Lin Lin was really angry, Wuchang immediately turned into a grandson.Hold Lin Lin and keep touching his head.

"Lin Lin, be good, don't be angry, oh, I don't want you to do anything this time, just wait for me, okay? Oh, don't be angry, don't be angry."

Lin Lin was so annoyed by his voluntary admission of mistakes and his rogue attitude that he couldn't express his anger.

"If it interferes with my exam, you're finished. I'll definitely repeat the grade. Don't feel bad about having a heart attack then."

"I have to, absolutely not."

Impermanence smiled and pointed to heaven to promise, with a pure and harmless face.

"It's up to me to be cowardly!"

When Lin Lin walked Wuchang into the door, she squinted at him and ruthlessly poked at him.

Wuchang's back froze, he turned his head and glared at Lin Lin.

"I'm afraid? Oh! What a joke! I don't care what I do for a living! Ignorant child!"

Lin Lin gave him a blank look.

"Stop bluffing, it's getting dark."

Wuchang turned his head, licked his lower lip, raised his foot, and went in the door.