ghost medium happy

Wuchang wiped off the wine stains around his mouth, raised the wine bottle grandly, and roared

"Come on, do it!"

The bitter melon face on the opposite side was even more bitter.

He looked at the tombstone not far away and swallowed.

"No, Brother Wu, I, I should go home."

"What's the matter, you soft bone, have a drink with me, what's the matter? Believe it or not, I broke you up?"

Kugualian immediately sat up straight, not farting a single fart.

After one bottle bottomed out, Impermanence turned on the crying mode.

Kugualian looked up at the sky.

This is the third time.

I couldn't help but looked behind my buttocks, another cemetery, with hatred in my eyes.

"Fucking old man, pretend to be dead, and let me suffer. Tomorrow drive some birds to your door, and shit. Hmph."

Turning his head again, the tombstone not far from him shook slightly.

Kugualian stood up excitedly.

Sure enough, it was my daughter-in-law who came.

Savior.

"Damn ghost, if you don't go home, what are you doing outside! Get out of here, old lady."

For the first time, Kugualian rolled back happily.

The tombstone fell silent again.

Wuchang staggered, walked over and kicked a few times.

"You're worthless, I said girl, you are really good, didn't you just slap you at the beginning, hold grudges until now, don't even give me face, do you think it's easy for me, I climbed such a high step, and played with you. I didn't come empty-handed, then, then, look, the money at your door was not rewarded by me? White-eyed wolf"

The unstretched fingers poked the ground, and a few pieces of paper ash lay some distance away.

"Hey, hey, don't grab my hand."

Impermanence wrestled with the dirt block, Kugualian couldn't stand it, pulled out the finger stuck in the dirt for him, and closed the door again.

"Damn ghost, cover him with this for me, he'll be so drunk, he won't be able to walk later, it's so cold here, take it all and cover him up."

Kugualian looked at the pile of clothes handed over by his daughter-in-law, smiling beautifully.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so kind."

"What's so good! You are not allowed to go out, do you hear me? Next time your ears are soft, I will chop you up and put one piece in the south and one piece in the west. You will be exhausted looking for it."

Bitter Melon Face was about to go out with the clothes in hand, but she shrank back.

"What are you doing, ghost! You stepped on my foot, my new shoes, look, they're all shrunken."

Snapped!

With a slap, Kugualian's head rolled to the ground.

Don't cry, just open your black eyes and boo again and again

"Daughter-in-law, don't make noise, someone is coming, look quickly."

Wuchang pulled out his fingers and sat down on the ground.

He picked up a tree leaf and shook it in front of his eyes.

"Hey, who are you? Why don't you speak?"

"Shen Qi!"

"Huh? Are you really good at talking? Why did you come up with such a bad name? It's really ugly."

"Master gave it, there is no way."

"Really? Tell me, do you have someone you like?"

"Have!"

Impermanence nodded crookedly.

"I have that too!"

"What does he look like?"

Wuchang stretched out his fingers, tremblingly touched the leaves of the tree, and laughed waveringly.

"He's much prettier than you. He's handsome. He's handsome. I don't have ink, so I can't say any good words. Anyway, he's handsome."

"Don't you ask me what the person I like looks like?"

Impermanence nodded violently.

"Yes, yes, the chat is back and forth, then, what does the person you like look like?"

"Just like you."

"Ah? What did you say?"

Wuchang put his ears close to the leaves of the tree, and quickly bent his waist to the ground.

The body soars into the air.

Then there is the feeling of flying through the clouds.

"Wow~~~I can fly~~~~Wow~~~"

With drunken eyes, he seemed to see a shadow on the ground, which seemed familiar.

I don't know how long it took, but it seems to have landed.

Impermanence smacked his lips, and rubbed his hands on the cotton-like softness under his body.

"Wow~~~ So comfortable, so comfortable."

"Um~~~"

Suddenly felt short of breath, Wuchang shook his head like a washing machine dehydration bucket.

Push your hands out.

Unfortunately, there was no relief at all.

kindness?

What's in your mouth?

It's soft, it moves, it's fun.

Chasing that little strip to play.

hiss~~~

cold.

oh~~~~

"Hehe, itchy."

Squinting, rolling left and right, playing impermanence is a joy.

kindness?

The cold went down.

hiss~~~

Why do you feel cold inside your body?

kindness?wrong.

Subconsciously straightened up, wanting to sit up and see what's going on.

"Oh! Cool!"

A kind of indescribable comfort spread throughout his body with electricity.

What is it?

He wants to take a look.

Stretching out his hand to grab it, his hand was warm and slippery.

It feels good in the hand, squeeze it...

Well, soft and hard.

Touch again.

oh~~~

Smooth like satin.

Well, touch and pinch a few more times.

Oh hehehehe.

Huh?Don't feel it anymore?

Ah, so sleepy, so sleepy, go to sleep.

Hangovers are more painful.

As soon as Wuchang sat up, he covered his head.

The head is blunt and heavy.

He pressed his forehead hard with the palm of his hand.

Lower your head, close your eyes slightly, and wake up.

"Low, grass!"

After cursing the sky word by word, Wuchang turned his head to look at the source of the little snoring.

A few seconds later, Wuchang rubbed his eyes, approached slowly, stuck to that face, pondered carefully, then stretched out his hand and squeezed his mouth.

It is the touch that the skin should have.

He sat up straight.

After a second or two of silence, he turned around and slapped the man on the face.

Eyes opened instantly.

"Shen Qi?"

Impermanence was stunned for a while, and slapped again.

Shen Qi grabbed it.

"You are responsible."

Wuchang blinked his eyes, turned his ears to Shen Qi, pulled out his ears, and shouted

"what?"

Shen Qi hurriedly lifted the quilt, revealing a naked body with excellent proportions and a good viewing angle, legs are legs, waist is waist, and chest is chest.

Wait, what's with those pinched dots?

Shen Qi raised his slapping hand again, bent his fingers, and punched him in front of his eyes.

"What do you mean?"

"See for yourself."

Shen Qi said, facing the residual red on his nails to his chest.

Perfect butt.

Impermanence trembled.

"me?"

Shen Qi nodded heavily.

Impermanence opened his mouth and lost his mind for a moment.

"Wait, you put the quilt back first, I, I, I'm drunk, yes, I'm drunk, how did I do it? It's too unreasonable, besides, won't you refuse? "

Shen Qi raised one corner of his mouth.

Impermanence was startled by his half-smile face.

He had a bad feeling.

"It's true that you're drunk, and it's not that you're dead. Who called a sad face to report to me? Let me ask, I don't know him, he doesn't know me, why would he call me by my name when we meet? Didn't you say Shen Qi? The name?"

Impermanence tried hard to recall.

Well, it seems, it seems there is.

"Look at you tearing down other people's homes. I can only take you away. You are drunk, but you are also crazy. As soon as you lie on the bed, you pull my clothes, touch me, pinch me, and kiss me. Say you want me, and say you're cool."

Well, it seems, it seems, there is.

"Should I push you away? Do you know that you are dead? Do you know how tired I am recently? Besides, you can't say anything. Besides, I like you too, why should I refuse? "

It seems, it seems, makes sense.

and many more.

Wuchang stopped holding his forehead, raised his face, and looked at Shen Qi in confusion.

"you like me?"

Shen Qi glanced at him sideways, and pointed to his chest, where there were five bloody cuts.

Impermanence let out an oh, and lowered his head.

After a while, he raised his head.

"Really?"

Shen Qi wanted to lift the quilt again, Wuchang hurriedly pressed his hand.

Gritting his teeth, he shook his lips and smacked Shen Qi's face.

"I, I will be responsible."