Daily life of a slave

Nu Le was bouncing and bouncing on horseback, and Wen Hu was eating and eating in the cold palace.

Ten days later, Wenhu lost a catty.

"Why is my belt tight again!"

Nu Le grabbed Wen Hu's shoulder and shook it, and with a thud, the oiled paper bag hidden in his sleeve fell to the ground.

Wenhu looked at the bulging oil-paper bag, and then glanced meaningfully at Nule's belt that was about to sink into the fat.

Nu Le turned his head away.

"I brought this to you, take it if you want to eat it, throw it away if you don't want to eat it."

All the palace people couldn't help laughing, Wang Fucai covered his mouth, walked over with small steps, picked up the paper bag and handed it to Wenhu.

"Xue Xianggong, try it. His Majesty specially ordered the servants to invite craftsmen outside the palace to make it. It is still warm, wrapped in oiled paper, and it is not dirty."

Nu Le glanced at Wang Fucai appreciatively, and the latter covered his mouth and smiled again with his orchid fingers raised.

Wenhu recognized this person, he was the eunuch next to Nu Le, and he would rather offend Nu Le than him, so he obediently took it over and unfolded the oiled paper bag, and inside lay a chicken leg that was roasted deliciously, golden yellow and buttery.

Chicken legs look good.

The clear tooth marks on it are also nice.

Nu Le's face turned red with a "crack--", and it was the first time that he was exposed in public for lying. He glanced at Wenhu with some embarrassment, but found that Wenhu was gnawing on the chicken leg without changing his expression.

He was as serious as Wei Cheng when discussing the military situation.

"you want to eat?"

Wenhu stretched out the chicken leg that had been more than half eaten in front of Nu Le, and Nu Le looked at the small oily mouth in front of him, and nodded mysteriously.

He reached out and grabbed an empty hand.

"Bold!"

The anger of the food being stolen suddenly surged up, and Nu Le grabbed Wen Hu's hand to snatch the chicken leg back. With a "click", another oil-paper bag fell out of his sleeve.

Wen Hu squinted.

"Alas."

Wang Fucai picked it up again with a bow.

"Hey, isn't this the flower seed that Concubine Shu entrusted Your Majesty to find? Oh, look at this old slave's memory, I forgot to send it to Your Majesty."

Wang Fucai took the oiled paper bag and left, Nu Le flicked his sleeves, this time nothing was thrown out, Wen Hu looked away disappointed, and continued to eat the chicken leg.

"You should tell me how to lose weight without reducing your diet. It's not a way for a majestic king to always be hungry."

Nu Le looked at Wen Hu condescendingly, the absolute advantage in size made anyone feel oppressive.

Feeling full of oppression, Wen Hu took his time eating the chicken leg, wiped his hands on his clothes, then stroked his heart and said:

"Ah, hold on."

Nu Le: ...

"Come on! Drag him down and beat him hard!"

Wen Hu was dragged out, but no one dared to really beat him, everyone in the palace is full of human beings, it is impossible to tell that the emperor is throwing a temper tantrum, and it is their servants who really hurt him.So Wenhu was invited out with neat clothes, and was invited back with disheveled clothes. The clothes on his body were wrinkled, but he didn't suffer at all.

Null snorted.

"There are ways to lose weight without dieting or exercising."

"That's how I lost weight back then."

As soon as Nu Le heard that there was a door, he hurriedly approached and pricked up his ears to learn from the scriptures.

"You've seen the knife being drawn on my back."

Wen Hu was stripped naked on the first day he entered the palace, and Nu Le knew the little pattern on his back better than he himself.

He also thought it was strange at the time, but what Gong Wei Mi Xin said was just the same. Wen Hu didn't say anything, and he asked lazily, who in the royal family didn't have so many glorious achievements.

He was bitten by a mosquito last night with a bump the size of a fingernail. Did he find someone to cry for?

"I almost lost my life that time. I lay on the bed for three months and lost weight when I got up."

Wen Hu stretched out his hand and stroked Nu Le's back. The latter only felt a little itchy, and it spread from the diagonal line his finger crossed, and his whole body started to itch after a while.

"It's about this long. Do you want to arrive at one time or in batches?"

The numbness was replaced by coldness in an instant, Nuo Le looked at Wenhu's serious eyes, and pushed him aside with a slap.

"Bullshit!"

Nu Le ran away in a panic, leaving Wen Hu to bask in the sun comfortably in the courtyard of the Leng Palace.

Bring a recliner, a blanket, and a bowl of catecha next to it.

Rubbing your belly while you're full is one of life's great pleasures.

**

Wei Cheng looked at the skinny Yunniang and kept regretting in his heart. It was because he was incapable at the beginning, otherwise Yunniang, a weak woman, would not have suffered so much for him.

"Yunniang, it's okay, I, Wei Cheng, will protect you from now on, no one will dare to bully you."

Yunniang raised her head and looked at Wei Cheng dully, as if she hadn't recognized him until now.Wei Cheng learned from his subordinates that Yunniang was rescued from the thieves' lair. At that time, the group of beasts had already been tossed into a mess. The food and drink along the way will only get better if they are fed, but the consciousness is still not clear. .

The beasts!

Wei Cheng tightly clenched his fists, if the thieves hadn't told his subordinates to slaughter them all, he would have skinned them alive!

"Who is the son?"

Yunniang asked tremblingly, then as if remembering something important, she rushed over and grabbed Wei Cheng's hand,

"My lord is a chivalrous man who sees injustice? Have you ever seen Wei Lang?!"

Yunniang was insane and was still not awake at this time, but even so, she still wanted to protect Wei Cheng from escaping, her memory was still stuck in the day when she parted from him, Wei Cheng felt a pain in his heart, and he hugged Yunniang uncontrollably into the bosom.

"Yunniang, Wei Lang is here, don't be afraid...don't be afraid."

Wei Cheng carefully comforted her, and gently patted Yunniang's back as if she was putting a newborn baby to sleep. Yunniang was surrounded by this warm embrace, she froze at first, and after a while, she grabbed Wei Cheng's lapel and began to cry loudly.

"I live!"

"I live!"

It took a long time to calm her down to sleep, Wei Cheng picked up Yunniang and wanted to send her back to her room to rest, but he didn't want to meet Wenshu halfway.

Compared with seeing it the day before yesterday, it was even clearer.

"Where is the general going with his beautiful woman in his arms?"

The sarcasm in Wenshu's words sounds especially harsh now, Wei Cheng used to feel guilty, but now he only feels that this will annoy Yunniang.

Unhappy in heart, naturally impatient in tone.

"Ashu, don't make trouble, I will send Yunniang back to her room to rest, and I will come to see you later."

Wei Cheng was dissatisfied with Wen Shu's ignorance, but Wen Shu only felt the coldness in his bones.

Accompany her, come with me again.

What do you think of my tattoo.

The dignified prince, competing for favor with a woman for you, is he seeking nothing more than a little favor?

Haha.

Wen Shu couldn't laugh out loud, he just shook his head and looked at Wei Cheng sadly.

"What are you going to do with this woman?"

Wei Cheng was anxious to send Yunniang back to her room to settle down while she was fast asleep. She was weak and refused to close her eyes for many days. If she didn't take the opportunity to ask her to rest more, she might be in poor health.

"Ashu, don't mess around, Yunniang has treated me with great kindness, and because I have ruined my innocence, I will marry her."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Wen Shu's reaction, he carefully hugged the man who missed Wen Shu and walked in the opposite direction.

The accompanying guards walked past Wen Shu one by one, and none of them stopped to comfort him.

When the master finds the savior, it is natural to settle him down. Wen Shu obstructed him for no reason, the general is generous without reprimanding him, so how can he comfort him.

Everyone felt that Wen Shu was unreasonable.

Wen Shu just looked up at the sky, tears couldn't stop overflowing.

He suddenly remembered the warning that Wenhu had told him before.

He told him to be careful of Wei Cheng, he listened but didn't remember.

What to do if the heart is not listening.

"Fifth brother, I regret it."

**

Wei Cheng is a heartthrob, Wen Hu knew it since he was a child, but he didn't expect Wei Cheng's charm to be so great that he could really make the fat emperor fall in love with him.

"No reason!"

"How dare he! How dare he really dare!"

Nu Le smashed the peanuts in the cold palace for half an hour, Wen Hu looked at them, and added a handful of pine nuts to them nimbly.

"If someone wants to marry a daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Don't you have several horse hangings in your harem?"

"I am the emperor!"

"What's the use then?"

Dendrobium spread hands,

"Even if Wei Cheng really likes you, it's impossible not to pass on the family line of the Wei family. That's unfilial, and Wei Cheng wouldn't do it even if he was killed."

Nu Le looked at Wen Hu, squeezed his fist, and finally hit the pine nut.

Wenhu stretched out his hand, picked out Ren'er, and ate with peace of mind.

Today Wei Cheng begged the emperor to marry him face to face, and the result was that Wen Hu harvested a lot of peanut kernels and pine nut kernels.

This guy finally did a good deed, but who knows which family's girl suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck.