At this moment, I was controlled by the system, my eyes, hands and feet seemed to be covered with cement, and I couldn't move at all. I could only watch helplessly as the monster howled up to the sky and let out a series of ear-piercing laughter.

"You will never get rid of me!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You will never escape my palm.

That sentence means this.

I lay on the floor with a "tsk" in my mouth.

"Oh, I said why do foreign countries like to deal with all these things?" I couldn't move, so I could only lie on my back and look at the comment area, and complained by the way, "You say, if they also learn from us and engage in fewer students Yousheng, how could there be so many things."

"This pornography, gambling, and drug industry is all involved. Joanna will definitely have a hard time in the future. I thought it might be a tragic story, and the key is to see how she ends." My eyes became pitch black again, probably because I was reading plate.

The barrage on the right eye is still flashing. I have nothing to do, so I can't help but want to tease them.

"Let me ask, if, I said if. After the game ends today, I will never come back to live broadcast again. Will everyone feel cheated by me?"

Chicken Wings in Orange Sauce: "Hey ━Σ(?Д?|||)━Deng Deng, what are you talking about??"

The world's number one cutest love: "What?? No, Mr. Deng! I watch your live broadcast every day and have dinner QAQ"

User 12306: "My God, I can meet fan friends here. I like braised chicken the most when I watch Deng live broadcast."

Bold guy: "...Deng, tell everyone the truth, is someone going to take care of you?"

Constantine: "It's possible. The lamp isn't ugly, and it's unlikely that no one will notice it after it's been broadcast live for so long... So is it Xiaobai?"

Xiaobai 111: "...Who wants to take care of you?"

Bold egg: "233333 blasted Mr. Bai out hhhh"

Entry-level scholar-bureaucrat: "President Bai, don't worry hahahaha, they must be joking. So what is the lamp doing?"

Baa Yang_10969: "Deng, how long is your contract with the platform?"

Lifeong Pippi: "Wow wow wow wow wow wow oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah qqqqqqqqq lamp, don't go, I will give you a big sword, oh oh"

I laughed: "Hey, I was just talking for fun, I won't really leave. What kind of support, there is nothing. No matter how bad I am, I will never be a little boy who eats soft food."

Having said that, I had other thoughts in my heart.

I signed a half-year contract with the platform, which will expire in one month.Personally, I don't like being tied up, especially [I don't like] being tied up next to someone who is neither relative nor cause, and has no reason to die or live.

What nurturing, sadomasochism, and vows to each other are not as enjoyable as being alone.Although I would have the idea of ​​falling in love several times a year, I later found out that it was just to satisfy part of my emotional needs.Sometimes all these cravings can be resolved with a single shot.

Hey, I'm such a scumbag.

But I'm so happy, hey.

Oh, maybe I will soon meet someone who eats me to death, and then I will be slapped in the face, but that will be my face at that time, and it has nothing to do with now.The present me does not need to be responsible for the future me, although the future me needs to wipe my ass for the present me.Pay back what you pay, people always have debts to pay.

I was still thinking wildly, and my eyes became bright again.

"Okay, okay, let's go to the next chapter. The total game time is about two hours now? What are you guys, have you finished your homework...?"

As soon as I finished a sentence, I realized that my situation was not right.

At this moment, I am standing on the altar of a small auditorium, and next to me is a ladybug figure—the lower body is a human, and the head is a ladybug.

And I was wearing a pink wedding dress.

The system prompts: "Please pick up the chainsaw in front of you within 30 seconds and try to kill the insects in the auditorium. There will be extra rewards after the goal of the special level is achieved"

I froze for three seconds and couldn't help bursting out laughing.

"God Wo hahahahahaha!! Originally, the protagonist in the game is a male image, but in this level, the protagonist is specially made to wear a wedding dress and cosplay Joanna, which can be said to be very powerful!!" I don’t care about the embarrassment at all, I just think it’s funny .

Even if the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has reached [-], even if I am wearing a wedding dress live on the whole network, it doesn't matter, it's so interesting.

Every step of this game is beyond my expectation. If the player is sitting in front of the computer, maybe he won’t be as surprised as I am, but now I am especially in the game! !

So I am substituting the sensory explosion table! !

Bold egg: "(⊙_⊙)"

User 123066666: "(⊙_⊙)"

Chi Laozi circled around: "(⊙_⊙)"

Plagiarism is the dog's belt: "(⊙_⊙)"

Chicken Wings in Orange Sauce: "(⊙v⊙)"

Entry-level scholar-bureaucrat: "(⊙_⊙)"

Constantine: "(⊙_⊙)"

Sweet or not spicy: "(⊙_⊙)"

Please start your performance: "...Deng, as long as you are happy."

Xiaobai 111: "..."

[Xiaobai 111 fed 1 bazooka]

[Baa sheep_10969 fed a big sword]

[Xiaobai 111 fed 1 Chuan Guo Yuxi]

[Baa sheep_10969 fed 1 fairy stick]

[Xiaobai 111 fed a big sword]

[Xiaobai 111 fed a big sword]

[Xiaobai 111 fed a big sword]

[Xiaobai 111 fed a big sword]

[Xiaobai 111 fed 1 colorful golden firework]

[Xiaobai 111 sent multiple gold coins and props in the live broadcast room Dengdeng waited for. The gold coins will be sent randomly, starting at 50] Baa Yang_10969: "..."

Chicken Wings in Orange Sauce: "..."

Chicken Wings in Orange Sauce: "Losing. True love."

Constantine: "+1"

Entry-level scholar-bureaucrat: "+1"

Bold egg: "+11111"

Rational love Pippi: "I'm sorry, although it's wrong to make up for real CP, but is there anyone who uses white lights ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Plagiarized dogs are all dog belts: "Me too ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Chicken Wings in Orange Sauce: "..."

Orange juice chicken wings: "I don't understand how cute...I just want to know if Mr. Bai's family still lacks a dog? The kind of 6u6 who can drink orange juice and eat chicken wings"

The bold one: "Me too..."

Bold guy: "Hey wait a minute, I suddenly feel... the lights in the wedding dress are still, um, cute?"

Constantine: "...Bold you are finished, you are about to open the door to a new world"

Rational Love Pippi: "Yes."

All plagiarism dogs lead the way: "That's right."

Bold guy: "...(⊙v⊙)"

The audience in the comment area were a little confused after watching me cry for a long time.I can't understand it either, I'm confused.Touching the neck, I said to them: "I haven't worn a wedding dress in my life, let me play for a while."

I looked at the timer in the upper left corner, and I was still waiting for 30 seconds.It should start counting the moment the chainsaw is grasped.I looked down at my wedding dress, still fluffy and fluffy like a princess.

In reality, I don't dare to try women's clothing, let alone wedding dresses, hey, I was forced to let myself go.

... I don't know why it's a little cool.

Looking around, I found that the insect man standing on the other side of the altar was really impatiently combing his antennae with his mouth and feet.

I looked at it twice, and I always felt that something was not right.It's really not right, but I don't want to know more about it.

Below the altar are insect people with different appearances.The insect note in the upper right corner of me was being updated crazily, and I didn't bother to look at it. I took a closer look and found that the Aston family that I had dealt with before was present, except for the eldest sister.The twin conjoined monster is also there, but it appears as a normal human couple.

A pink, unreal mist floated throughout the auditorium.Is this how girls feel when they get married?

It's easy to be intoxicated, but very brainwashing.If one is not paying attention, it is easy to be led by the nose.Of course I mean myself.

I took a deep breath and picked up the chainsaw.

"The 30-second countdown begins." Then, the BGM sounded.

I was speechless, but it was still electronic music?

The moment I got the chainsaw, I adjusted to another state. I groped and pulled the chainsaw, trying to cut down the "groom" beside me, but he flapped his wings and flew above the auditorium.

Hey, let's chop the worms below first.I rushed down from the altar and slashed at the insect man who was still sitting on his seat.

The auditorium is a cuboid, which is convenient for me to step on the red carpet and chop from one end to the other.I thought the scene would become very bloody, but as soon as I saw it down, colorful butterflies and small flying insects began to burst out from the insect man's wound.

It's just...beautiful, like ribbons coming out of a deflated balloon.

I was dumbfounded, and my hands were still slashing wildly.

After a while, the screen was full of colorful butterflies and flying insects.The entire auditorium did not look like a murder scene, but rather like a Sunday amusement park, full of deliberate laughter and banter.

I suddenly felt nauseous, dropped the chain saw by my feet, and retched twice.

I walked to the door of the auditorium and tried my best to be smooth.Before I could really spit it out, my eyes were dark again.

"The number of insects you kill within 30 seconds is 104, and the number of rewarded ladybugs is 14"

"You get [hundred

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