Father-in-law is hanging up

The rising sun is not as gorgeous as the setting sun, and when it falls on people, it still carries the chill of night.

Ge Hunxiao hadn't woken up so early for a long time, and was called up by Fatty Chen's apprentice to serve the particularly hard-to-serve King Hades early in the morning. He had a cold face, and he was really not in a good mood.

But he can't help it, Fatty Chen is more powerful than him.It was said outside the palace that it is better to offend a villain than the supervisor of rites, and Fatty Chen is the supervisor of rites in the palace who holds the seal of the eunuch.

While walking, Ge Wanxiao began to reflect again, living a comfortable life for so long, it was so difficult to even get up early.

His mind was in a mess, but he didn't dare to think about the thought that came to him yesterday.

That's ridiculous.

Zhang Huang's favorability has been on the rise, I'm afraid he is really thinking too much.

There are three main halls in Fengtian Palace. In addition to the main hall, Fengtian Hall, there are also side halls, Chengqian and Dingkun.Zhang Huang then lived in Chengqian Hall.

Fatty Chen stood guard outside the hall with a few small yellow gates in high spirits. When he saw Ge Wanxiao approaching, he first pointed at his mouth, indicating that the emperor hadn't gotten up yet, so he should not make a sound.Then he took two small silver basins the size of palms from Xiao Huangmen's hands and handed them to Ge Wanxiao. There was a scarf on the basin, and the double dragon opera beads were embroidered on the towel.

Zhang Huang's ailments left over from his battles are that he feels very shallow, and he still has the aura of getting up.

Ge Wanxiao took the silver basin, he had never seen such a delicate object before, he touched the delicate silk on the edge of the basin twice before hanging up.

The house was filled with strong incense, the doors and windows were closed tightly, and the air seemed to be mixed with dust.The eunuch smelled the dirty and beautiful smell hidden in the incense.

"Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

Putting the silver basin on the shelf, he opened the gauze curtain, and there were indeed two people inside.One has a honey-colored skin, handsome and handsome, and the other has a skin that is whiter than snow, charming and charming.

Zhang Huang half-opened his eyes, his long eyelashes covered his eyes, pretending to be hungover.

As soon as he moved, Wang Jieyu next to her "woke up" immediately, her hair was scattered but not messy, and there was a thick black circle around her eyes, obviously she hadn't slept all night.

Ge Wanxiao didn't think too much, took a towel and soaked it, and leaned over Wang Jieyu to help Zhang Huang who was sleeping inside wipe his face.

This person wakes up very angry and is particularly difficult to take care of. He has to wash his face, neck, arms and feet with warm water first, and then wakes up after wiping.

Zhang Huang narrowed his eyes and fixedly looked at Ge Wanxiao.

The white square face is so thin that the bones protrude, so the edges and corners are sharp; the eyebrows are neatly shaped, flat and straight, just like this person; the tall nose is not just for nothing, you can smell a pot of soup that has been boiled for three days From every medicinal material in it, it is said that a long-term illness can make a doctor; there are also two thin and shallow lips, thin lips are thin, and light color is weak, plus the "clumsy tongue" in the mouth, and together... …

As soon as he grasped his wrist, the other hand grabbed the collar of the eunuch's uniform, pulled the man's head very close to him, and said in a hoarse voice, "Do you know why Imperial Doctor Zhu died?"

If it wasn't for the fact that after hanging up the phone, Ge Wanxiao would almost have kissed him on the mouth!

Before I had time to get scared, I was startled by the question first—didn’t Zhu Yuyi return home after returning from old age?

When Zhang Huang was a child, he took the imperial concubine's medicine, thanks to Doctor Zhu who helped him pay for it.

Ge Wanxiao was scared out of the hang-up state by him, so she hung up again in a hurry, so as not to show any clues on her face, and stared blankly at the emperor with dark eyes.

Zhang Wang had a fierce face, and he was also flustered, he was obviously the emperor, why were he flustered?But he was panicked, more panicked than fighting.

He couldn't back down even in panic, in order to force this stubborn sick ghost to submit, he had to scare him, don't think that with a little kindness, he could make the Ninth Five Lord merciful: "I have a disease, and if he can't cure it, just let him go." died."

Ha, nine out of ten imperial doctors died like this!Doctor Zhu didn't even get a "buried with him".

Ge Wanxiao hung up the phone with a blank face and a mess in his mind.

Zhang Huang's favorability has not changed, and it is difficult to distinguish between emotions and anger; on the contrary, Wang Jieyu's favorability towards him is almost negative.

Zhang Huang secretly loosened his collar, touched the side of his neck, the back of his neck, and was about to poke into the collar, when suddenly the sick ghost grabbed him and threw him away, and saw a pair of angry eyes.

No longer, no longer, like a beast whose territory has been touched, watching the enemy warily.

Zhang Huang knew that he had lost his composure, so he calmly added the words he had thought up last night: "You help my doctor."

Ge Wanxiao was so frightened that he almost hung up the phone again.

Zhang Huang's hand was on the back of his hand, a bit like the posture at a banquet, slowly descending...

The eunuch's trembling little finger didn't dare to move, as soon as he moved, he could feel a mass of tenderness.The place that he shouldn't touch is held in his palm through a thin silk.

Wang Jieyu's chest was heaving with nervousness, and the lump of flesh was also twitching in Ge Hunxiao's palm.

"Do it for me."

Ge Hunxiao was stunned for a moment, and it wasn't until Zhang Huang said it a second time that he was sure that this lunatic was so crazy: "Your Majesty...I..."

Before he could stammer out an excuse, a jade arm wrapped around him, and his bright red lips kissed his chin.

The makeup on Wang Jieyu's face was gone, only a tinge of red was on her lips, she looked at him with tears in her eyes, like a goddess in a dream, unstained, with icy skin and fine bones.

She already knew the crazy idea of ​​the emperor and Fatty Chen.The Wang family has no adult man to rely on, and instead of the third prince's concubine, in the battle for the crown prince, all they can rely on is the stunning daughter who is married.

This is a deal, using herself to give the Third Prince a chance.

Zhang Huang grabbed Ge Wanxiao's collar again, and dragged him to the bed: "I hate you for being a gentleman!"

Fatty Chen was right, he was too kind to him, and this sick ghost knew that he was reluctant to let him die, so he was cumbered, confident, and not afraid of threats.

But Zhang Wang is not going to follow Fatty Chen's plan completely. There is mist in the censer, and they will get entangled physically and emotionally. Only, they will not cross the boundary.

He has a longer and safe idea - he wants to dirty him up, from the mediocre eunuch Shang Baojian to the adulterer of the harem, so that he has no way out.

Zhang Huang only forced Ge Hunxiao to lower the bottom line, lower and lower, lower and lower.At that time, Ge Wanxiao will find out that those morals and ethics have long been destroyed, and he can only sink with him and criticize him...

……

Fatty Chen led a few small yellow doors and carried the bathtub in, with a smile on his face, ready to see that the whole thing was done.

Ge Hunxiao's coat was half hanging on his body, he got off the bed, looked him up and down with vacant eyes, and said, "Thank you, father-in-law, for your support."

Fatty Chen knew it was not the end just by looking at his walking posture, but look at the emperor - he was sitting on the bed shirtless, sweat dripping down his muscle lines, he looked at Ge Wanxiao with evil eyes, when Ge Wanxiao turned around, His eyes were decent again.

what happened?

"Get out!" Zhang Wang was afraid that he would say something he shouldn't say, so he waved them out.

Ge Wanxiao watched the carved wooden door close, and there were only three "accomplices" left. He relaxed, feeling like a big dream, exhausted physically and mentally.

What to do next?Ah, wait for Zhang Huang to take a bath.

Ge Hunxiao didn't want to talk, she buried her head in arranging the washing utensils brought in, she didn't recognize some of them, and hanging up the phone was all-powerful.

Zhang Wang was in a very good mood at this moment, obediently stepped into the bathtub, thinking that the sick ghost had secretly touched his back muscles on the bed, and taking a bath just gave the sick ghost a chance and took advantage of him.

It's a pity that His Majesty the Emperor really thought too much, and Ge Hunxiao's behavior of hanging up the phone was so regular that even the strictest nanny couldn't make a mistake.The weirdest thing is that this person is staring straight at the carvings on the bathtub, and can help him wipe his body without going too far, as if possessed by a ghost.

After washing and scrubbing, it's time to get dressed.

"Where is the emperor going next?"

Ge Hunxiao walked past the bed, heard soft cries in the bed, pretended to be deaf, and went to the suitcase to fetch clothes for Zhang Huang.

Zhang Huang stood beside the screen in a dark red tunic, half-wet hair scattered on the side of his face, water droplets fell from the tips of his hair onto his honey-coloured collarbone, slowly slid up his exposed chest, and sneaked into the skirt... But, no people watch.

The tyrant was secretly annoyed at this person's incomprehension, and pressed his eyebrows and said, "You sick bastard, you are so clumsy, why do you only remember to look for clothes after washing?"

The sick ghost was thinking about the location of the suitcase that Fatty Chen had mentioned, when he inadvertently felt a pain in his foot, and fell face down on the ground.He had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he was about to grab the table subconsciously, but suddenly he had an idea and let himself fall heavily to the ground.

If you fall hard and pretend to be sick, you can get rid of the mad emperor for several months.

But he didn't succeed, Zhang Huang somehow ran from the screen to behind him, grabbed his arm, frowned until his whole face was ferocious, and said viciously: "I knew something was going to happen to you! It's either sickness or injury, when the hell can you change your tactics?"

When he rushed over, the water drops from his hair fell into Ge Wanxiao's eyes, and his eyes were sore, so he could only squint his eyes and admit his mistake: "Your Majesty, forgive me."

In fact, Zhang Wang was not sure whether this person really fell or faked the fall. Hearing this, he was even more furious, and slapped the red sandalwood square table with a "bang bang" sound: "You are so brave!"

Ge Wanxiao lowered his head, pretending to be dead.

There are not many recruits, as long as they are useful.

Hearing the tyrant's panting, he also thought in his heart, it's too fake to pretend to be sick at this time, or let Zhang Huang get sick?

He considers himself a eunuch with medical ethics, and the sky is watching what people are doing. Prescribing drugs to harm people is always a bad thing, and it is easy to leave lies, so if you can't do it, you don't do it.But what happened just now, if he can't handle it well, it can really kill him, an old sick ghost.

Zhang Wang didn't know what kind of bad idea Ge Wanxiao was thinking about under his honest appearance. He now had three villains in his mind, one clamoring to deal with the sick ghost directly, and the other clamoring that he shouldn't act as if he cared too much about the sick ghost. , and there is another one, just want to find someone to beat his mother so that his face is full of peach blossoms.

All in all, none of them are reliable.

He took a few deep breaths, barely calmed down, and said in a deep voice, "Have you learned all the five animal shows from dogs?"

Ge Hunxiao said: "Your Majesty, forgive me. Thanks to your protection, my life is better, and I let go of those things." In fact, I practice secretly in the room every day.

"No wonder you've been sick all day long." Zhang Huang pretended to be disgusted, secretly very happy, and the words changed, "Don't be afraid of that, I will stand up for the sky falling, anyone who dares to make irresponsible remarks, first touch Touch your own neck is it hard enough!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace."

Ge Hunxiao has this kind of ability to block others with ten sentences with one sentence.

This person is like a bowl of bitter Chinese medicine, the curative effect is not yet known, and the bitterness is first heard.

Zhang Huang thought, now is not suitable for hard work, it will easily scare people away.He walked up to the bed and made a silent gesture to Wang Jieyu, carried the quilt and the beauty on his shoulders, and walked out the door to the guarding Fatty Wang: "Go away!"

Then, he went back to the table, pulled the stool, sat up, and lay his upper body on the table again, his back was drawn into a slanted line, and the whole little ruffian who went out in the market: "Are you... a bitch?" You want to set up an archway? Didn’t you have a good time just now?”

"The emperor forgives the crime."

"Heh, if you can put on your clothes, it's kind of the same thing." Zhang Wang tiptoed on a stool, "I heard people say in the barracks that the Tie Brothers are 'together through the window, to carry the clothes together. Got a gun, went whoring together, and shared the spoils together'. When I was studying, you counted me as half a master, and when I developed, you will also develop. I slept with a woman just now, and we got three together. Can you stop doing this pretend?"

He didn't like to study since he was a child, and the grand tutor in the palace didn't bother to devote energy to this worthless prince. He learned how to conduct himself in the world from the military camp.

"This is the duty of being a eunuch."

"Serving tea and pouring water is the job of the little yellow family, and the job of the eunuch is to make me happy! You," Zhang Wang poked his forehead with his finger, "make me angry every day. If I am really angry, you will get sick. You Tell me, what day did you fulfill your duty!"

Ge Wanxiao had expected that this person would get angry after a few words, his head lowered even more, his face was still numb.

Anyway, the favorability has not dropped.

The emperor yelled enough, lay down on the table, buried his head in the soft silk sleeve, one eye peeped out from the sleeve gap, and said pitifully: "Ge Wanxiao, I don't want to be alone. I can't be hard , I originally wanted to ask you to help me read it, but I didn't want you to look down on me, so I asked Zhu Yuyi. But he betrayed me and talked nonsense, so I had no choice but to kill him."

"The emperor's dragon body is fine." Ge Hunxiao said.

"Ridiculous! My dragon body is fine, but my heart is sick. It's only exciting to see others do it."

The eunuch had never seen him look so weak, even if he was in a difficult cold palace, even if he had been decadent for several years after ascending the throne, he was full of spirit, baring his teeth and claws like a dragon trapped in a cage and always ready to eat people.

That kind of thing can't be done, a man can't stand it, no wonder he feels depressed.

"Will be fine."

"What should I do if it doesn't work?" Zhang Wang turned his head and looked at Ge Wanxiao.

"I can't get better..." Ge Wanxiao swallowed, "You are the emperor, it doesn't matter if you don't get better."

Seeing his dumbfounded look, Zhang Wang wanted to laugh, so he quickly buried his head back and covered it with his sleeve.He is the emperor, so he likes a eunuch, as long as he doesn't scare people to death, it doesn't matter.

……

But from then on, Zhang Huang often invited Wang Jieyu to have fun with him occasionally.As the number of times of intimacy increased, Wang Jieyu's favorability towards Ge Wanxiao actually rose slowly, and they looked like they were broken, and the two of them looked like an alliance in the eyes of everyone in the harem.

A few days ago Ge Hunxiao saw that the emperor was in a good mood and tried to politely refuse, Zhang Huang was furious and slapped Wang Jieyu on the spot, after that several days, they all visited the newcomers.Besides, he didn't bother the old sick ghost anymore.

It's just that Zhang Huang brought up more and more old things: those loyal soldiers who died for him, those courtiers who lost their virtue in the midst of wealth, those things that he once asked for but are now worthless...and, the cold palace.

Many things that Ge Wanxiao had forgotten were dug out from memory one by one by Zhang Huang.The foolish emperor who can't even remember the names of the ministers can clearly tell how many hairpins Ge Wanxiao had in that year, and which foot is used to step over the threshold every day when he comes to send them back (because the phone is hung up, it is always the same hairpin) Feet), how many grains of rice they planted in the cold palace, the result was no harvest.

For the emperor, high and lonely.

At the court meeting, Ge Hunxiao led Fatty Chen's squad to stand on the main hall, the closest to the emperor, and what he saw was a large and empty peaceful and prosperous age, which had nothing to do with him; It has something to do with the emperor and the emperor's close attendants. No one really cares about Zhang Huang and Ge Wanxiao.

Ge Hunxiao didn't take the so-called "loneliness" very seriously at first. As a healthy man, he had been a eunuch in the palace for most of his life. Occasionally he would drink small wine and listen to ditties when he felt uncomfortable. He really didn't think it was a big deal.

Since ancient times, poets who are sad about spring and autumn cannot be reused. The more they complain, the more they cannot be reused, because they are always entangled in these things, and they don't know how to use what they have.Zhang Huang spent himself moaning about nothing, and Ge Wanxiao even looked down on him.

But when the eunuch really stood in this position, he realized that the term "solitary and widowed" was far more terrifying than imagined.

Zhang Huang also had playmates when he was a child, and those little palace ladies from the Yellow Gate who entered the palace at a young age were happy to play with him.He seems to have a natural ability to see people's hearts and control the overall situation, and the children who play with him are rarely bullied by other small groups.At that time, Zhang Wang loved squatting on the ground like an old farmer while grilling rice and telling Ge Wanxiao how he "planned strategies and commanded thousands of troops".

Ge Hunxiao felt sorry for him more than once, if Zhang Huang had been brought up as a serious prince since he was a child, how amazing would it be.

Fortunately, Zhang Wang still became the emperor.Unfortunately, he eventually became emperor.

The biggest difference between the emperor and the emperor is probably that the emperor knew that he wanted to be an emperor to govern the country since he was a child, while the emperor...snatched good things when he saw them, and he didn't know how to cherish them after he snatched them. Another vote for dry goods.

This is probably another kind of "unwillingness". The genius kid who loves to be the hero of the Water Margin accidentally succeeded in his mother's rebellion.

Then, all the people around him grew up, only him, still stubborn, out of tune with this solemn court.

Recently, Zhang Huang began to plan and build a nine-story palace with great enthusiasm, his eyes and tone were like those of a child who piled up mounds with mud.

The eunuch Zhao Sheng, the palm print eunuch of the Supervisor of Ceremonies, approached Ge Wanxiao and gave him a Jade Buddha that was half the height of a man.

There are always a lot of people in the hands of the superiors, but they don't necessarily have a lot of money.

There are too many people in the world, food is never enough to eat, and money can be exchanged for food, so money is more important than life.

Zhao Sheng is also one of Zhang Huang's childhood playmates. After leaving the palace, he grows into a towering tree and begins to worry about the country and the people.

But Ge Wanxiao started pretending to be sick again recently, and told him coughing and coughing that the emperor was in a good mood, and had just buried the proton of the vassal state in the imperial garden and died of starvation - good or bad mood doesn't affect the bear's playing with soil.

"Our dynasty's military power is at its peak. If we really fight to destroy a small country, it's only a matter of flicking a finger, and it's okay to die a proton. The only thing is... not enough food and grass." Zhao Sheng misunderstood, thinking that Ge Wanxiao was also worried about the country.He looked around and saw that he was surrounded by cronies, and said, "Some people in the court said that the army should be allowed to plant land and build houses, or simply cut down the army to reduce military expenditures, but the generals disagreed. The official hat was taken off, and the order was never reconsidered."

The implication is that I quite agree with this proposal.

Civil officials want to disarm the army, but military commanders refuse to do so. This happens in every dynasty.

"The emperor doesn't care about the treasury. He will approve of whoever makes him happy." Ge Wanxiao looked at Zhao Sheng's expression and added, "I can't do it. You ask Mr. Chen. I just touched the emperor's bad luck. When the emperor's anger subsided , your day lily is cold here."

Zhao Sheng was skeptical, and said with a smile: "We are in the same ten prisons, and the supervisor of ceremonies has gained power. It will be much more convenient for you to do things in the palace, isn't it?"

The old sick ghost coughed again and again, and Zhao Sheng wanted to call the imperial doctor for him, so he wiped his mouth and said, "The emperor practices martial arts every day, and he thinks the eunuchs in the palace are useless. They say that the generals are tigers." My son, how about letting some little general come to the palace to teach the princes? If you are free, you can also do a few tricks with the emperor, maybe you will fly into the sky."

The emperor's temper, not to mention soaring into the sky, is not bad if he can save his life.When the emperor offended all the generals, he had to disarm for his own safety.

The eyes of the inspector of ceremonies flashed brightly, and he pretended to be stupid: "But... the princes..."

Zhang Huang himself can't remember the day when he said casually that he would not establish a heir, and when it was heard by wise people, he immediately became the emperor's intention to establish a prince, and he was not satisfied with the queen, his son, and the eldest son.

All the young princes have become the sweet pastry that all forces are vying for.The turmoil of accompanying reading has just settled, and another lecture appears. Ge Hunxiao just watched the fun and it is not a big deal.

"If the visitor is really capable, he won't be able to use it well in the palace. If he doesn't, he can only blame himself for being killed by the emperor. As for how to deal with the ministers..." Ge Wanxiao shook his head and sighed, "Oh, If I understood this, would I be sent to Shangbao prison?"

"That's my father-in-law's indifference to fame and wealth." Zhao Sheng flattered him with a smile.

In his heart, he really admired this old sick ghost.Everyone inside and outside the palace knows that this person is sick and stupid, but he is definitely not stupid, so he is worth making friends with.

The emperor had just ascended the throne to award meritorious officials, Ge Wanxiao didn't say a word, and invited him to Shangbaojian as if he had assigned him himself. After the emperor rewarded him and settled the accounts after autumn, he didn't attack him again. Instead, he praised him as "self-aware".Now the emperor is more and more nostalgic for the past, and old sick ghosts appear again, very obedient.

He didn't know that the obedient Ge Wanxiao was thinking of retiring after completing his career.

Firstly, the emperor was too crazy, he couldn't take it anymore, he still wanted to go back to Fushou Palace to retreat and get moldy.

Secondly, he was just accused of being a fake eunuch a few days ago, and now he often rolls around on the dragon bed. No matter how powerful the system is, it will only make people "take" him as an eunuch, and the fake will not become real.In case one day the secret is revealed, he can't tell the emperor, "I won't lift it either", right?

Ge Wanxiao thought so, it was very interesting, and his smile became more and more sincere.