Father-in-law is hanging up

The place where the emperor lives is called Fengtian Palace, which is blessed with both prestige and blessing.

This palace is tall and majestic. To receive the gift from God, the bronze and gold pillars are huge. The roof is so thick that it seems to push the earth above the head. The black tiles cannot penetrate even a ray of sunlight.

As the sun was setting, the owner of Fengtian Palace was standing under the plaque of Fushou Palace, standing in front of Fengtian Palace, looking up at the three flying and phoenix characters.

Orange-red light shone from the black tiles of the palace, piercing his face, plating his back with golden light, and shining the nine-tailed golden dragon on the dragon robe.

"Boring." He frowned, spat at Fengtian Hall, turned around and snatched the cloak from Xiaohuangmen, and was just about to put it on, when he saw it was black again, and it was a dragon again!

He flung his hands and threw it on the ground, still out of breath, he stepped on the staring dragon's eyes fiercely, and with the force of his feet, the lifelike golden dragon broke in two.

Zhang Huang is not stupid, not idiotic, and the emperor will have to weigh the situation and plan calculations immediately. He can stand out from many brothers with an absolute disadvantage, and he can be regarded as a genius in heaven.

But as soon as he sat on the throne, he became confused.

He became the supreme Ninth Five-Year Lord, and the foreign races on the border were wiped out. It seemed that all ambitions were achieved overnight, and there was no goal to strive for.

The memorials of the ministers were sent to the supervisor of ceremonies. After a while, they got tired of eating, drinking and having fun.

Zhang Xuan who just passed by was sitting on the cold dragon chair, and suddenly felt that he was ridiculous.

——What a high-ranking waste decoration!

He thought about it carefully, but he still didn't regret taking the throne, he only regretted doing the great and interesting thing of winning the throne too neatly.

He would rather continue to worry and work hard, and let "seizing the throne" occupy a large part of his life, instead of being in his prime of life like now, and all he has to do is wait to die.

Compared with villains, it is more shameful to eat and wait to die, because there is no hope.

The courtiers said that he should be diligent in his administration and build a better name for the country to go down in history.

But he felt that it was more stupid to work hard for a posthumous name than to eat and wait to die.

He became emperor only for "enjoyment", and no one taught him "diligence".

Then...he thought of Ge Wanxiao.

Zhang Huang defeated countless enemies in his life, some bowed their heads and surrendered, and some died in the ground. Only Ge Wanxiao, who loves and hates intertwined, is difficult to handle.

He wants him to surrender.

It's not kneeling, it's not serving, it's not awe, even Zhang Huang himself doesn't know how he wants Ge Wanxiao to submit, anyway, he is the emperor, he wants him to submit!

"Your Majesty, the magnolias in Simin Palace are blooming just right." At some point, Fatty Chen asked the little eunuch to take back a red double-breasted cloak with a purple bat pattern. He was careful when he saw that the emperor's eyes were not angry on it. Cloth him.

"Bat" means "blessing", and there is a man in the palace who is extremely lacking in blessings.

Zhang Huang frowned and said, "Where's Ge Hunxiao?"

Fatty Chen said: "Eunuch Ge hasn't served the emperor personally for many years, and he is terrified. He is grabbing the little deer and asking the emperor what he likes."

Zhang Juan's eyebrows stretched slightly, and said: "Hmph, that sick ghost is clumsy, do I really expect him to serve you?"

He was awkward, he was angry when he saw the sick ghost, but he was still angry when he didn't see it; when he knew that the sick ghost was sick, he suspected it was faking, and when he knew that the sick ghost was not sick, he thought that the sick ghost would get sick immediately.

Fatty Chen flattered: "The emperor is magnanimous, and he doesn't care about Eunuch Ge's crude benzene."

"It's not my generosity. Back then, he..." Zhang Wang suddenly raised his eyebrows, raised his chin and said loudly, "What are you dawdling about, come here soon!"

Fatty Chen followed the emperor's line of sight, only seeing a figure in peacock blue. Legend has it that the emperor is invincible with arrows on the battlefield. This vision is really unmatched by ordinary people.

Ge Hunxiao was going to hang up in front of Zhang Huang until the evening, but he didn't expect that he would run into him just walking in front of Fengtian Hall, so he rushed over to salute: "Ge Hunxiao pays his respects to the emperor."

He bent over, his tall and thin torso was like a curved black bamboo.

"Fatty, what's our next procedure?" Zhang Huang immediately wanted to find something for Ge Wanxiao to do.

Fatty Chen thought about it, but he couldn't think of what the emperor could do next besides strolling around.He caught a glimpse of the food box in Han Wei's hand, and his eyes lit up: "It's time to prepare dinner."

The corners of Ge Wanxiao's mouth twitched slightly, he really shouldn't have brought his own dinner in preparation for a rainy day.

Sure enough, Zhang Wang didn't care whether Ge Wanxiao would do it or not, and directly assigned him to cook, and even ordered that anyone who dared to help would be beaten to death with a stick.

After the imperial decree was issued, he happily sat in the side hall of Fengtian Palace, concentrating on waiting for an impossibly delicious imperial meal.

Ge Hunxiao herself doesn't know how to cook, but she can hang up the phone, but her cooking skills are not outstanding either.

The only outstanding ability of his system is to help him pretend to be a eunuch - once a woman gave birth to his child, and she said that she had fallen into the trap of a flower picker at some point and almost strangled the child to death.

The listener wept, and the listener was sad.

So Ge Wanxiao never thought of leaving the palace.With the system in place, he is still an eunuch after leaving the palace, but he has to worry about making a living instead.And there is always no shortage of clean and beautiful women in the palace, they don't ask for anything, they just want to find a fake man to relieve each other's loneliness.

The emperor ate a few mouthfuls of Ge Wanxiao's cooking, without any expression on his face, but let the fat man pour it all out, dig a hole and bury it, "so as not to poison any innocent dog to death".

This is the emperor himself comparing himself with a dog.

Feeling Fatty Chen's vague scrutiny, Ge Wanxiao felt that he was more innocent than that dog that would never be poisoned to death.He just wanted to enjoy the wealth, splendor, and warmth in peace in the palace, and he really didn't want to join His Majesty the Emperor.

Even if the emperor's favorability level rises to [-], at most he will be allowed to dominate the world, exhausted to death, it is better to stay in the palace and wait to die.

Don't you see how many powerful officials have died tragically since ancient times, it is better to be an eunuch for eating, drinking and having fun.

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The palace candles in Fengtian Palace are short and thick, burnt yellow and finely carved with dragon and phoenix patterns, held by the bronze bird and animal lampstand, silently highlighting the prosperity of the dynasty.

Zhang Huang's half-long hair was lying on the couch, with a big cotton pillow in his arms, and he closed his eyes and listened to Fatty Chen read him a storybook.

After hearing the sentence "Blood-stained robes are through the red armor, who in Dangyang would dare to fight! In ancient times, only Zhao Zilong from Changshan went to the battle to support the young master", he raised his thick eyebrows, and said, "Go down and change your sickness."

Ge Hunxiao was sitting in front of the long desk reading a book, with a pretty figure and a decent demeanor, except... he was reading an eclectic unofficial history.

The same wear and tear, the emperor and the eunuch are different after all.

He got up and took the storybook from Fatty Chen, and stood in front of the emperor's bed to recite, his tone of voice was even and steady, far less than Fatty Chen's ups and downs, brilliant.

Zhang Huang turned his back to Ge Wanxiao, turned his back after a while, opened his eyes and said, "Is there anyone in the palace who can study without a rough voice?"

Ge Wanxiao looked at the favorability level that started to drop again, with a calm expression, and saluted: "Please forgive me, Your Majesty."

The face of the emperor, on a June day, trembling at the slightest turbulence is something only Xiao Huangmen can do.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a while, he didn't hear Zhang Huang agreeing, nor did Fatty Chen smooth things over, so he realized that something was wrong—so it turned out that he was really angry this time!

Inexplicable, why are you really angry?

Seeing that the favorability level was dropping faster and faster, he hurriedly said: "Your servant, let someone find a guard who can study."

Really clumsy!

Zhang Huan suddenly sat up from the couch, stared and said: "What the hell are you doing besides playing with women?!"

Ge Hunxiao thought in his heart that eating, drinking and having fun is a major event in life, eunuchs who are high in the palace often marry wives and concubines outside.It's just that he has a complete body, and he is inevitably better than other eunuchs in terms of female sex, so why was he caught by the emperor?

He was not quick-witted, and he didn't know how to put on a show. The cold sweat broke out on his back, and he couldn't utter a word.

"Your Majesty, it's time to turn the cards."

It was Fatty Chen who helped him out again.

Zhang Wang sat on the couch with a sullen face, and didn't object, as if he was calmed down.When the little eunuch holding the sign came in, he suddenly grabbed the tray and threw it on the ground with great force, making a loud noise, and suddenly burst out: "Turn your mother over!"

Probably because when he was a teenager, he saw Ge Hunxiao having an affair with a court lady in the cracks of the rockery, and there was a problem in his heart. Zhang Wang had no interest in women at all, but he still had to "flip the sign" every now and then, otherwise the imperial doctors would queue up to beg him. Diagnose the pulse, as if he didn't have one.

Later, when he saw the sign, he became furious, and became even more angry with those women who wanted to climb into bed all day long.

In the wrath of the emperor, millions of dead bodies were laid down and blood flowed for thousands of miles.

From below Fatty Chen, everyone in Fengtian Palace knelt on the ground, trembling.

Looking outside the palace, the majesty of the emperor was like an epidemic, and the well-dressed palace people knelt down one after another. They would never see the emperor, and for no reason at this time, they knelt first, lest the emperor say "kill them all" casually.

Except for Eunuch Ge who was personally allowed to face the Holy Spirit without kneeling.

The whole hall was silent, only the sound of the emperor panting, which was soul-stirring.

Ge Hunxiao looked around, all the maids and eunuchs knelt down.He knelt to resist the decree, but if he didn't kneel, it was too conspicuous and he was in a dilemma.

Zhang Wang looked at Ge Hunxiao's drooping head, and raised his hand to smash him!

Never seen such a stupid one!

But he didn't dare—the sick ghost is in poor health, don't smash it.

It was only after putting down the pillow that Zhang Huang realized that it would be most appropriate to hit a sick ghost with a pillow.But the anger has passed, and it will be fake if you smash it again, so you have to give up.

"Your grandma is here to beat me!" The emperor gritted his teeth.

He can't even be a punching bag, a eunuch is more valuable than his master!

Ge Wanxiao's face is always bloodless white. When there is nothing to do, he looks sick, and when something happens, he can be seen to be frightened. The word "weak" can prevent countless disasters.

The degree of favorability did not drop, and he read calmly: "This slave deserves to die, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

Zhang Huang laughed angrily at him: "Don't you usually call yourself 'I', and you don't even know how to change the words you recite, it's crazy enough."

Ge Hunxiao didn't understand the source of the emperor's anger until now, so he didn't dare to say more, and lowered his head: "The emperor forgives the crime."

The emperor looked at him for a long time, unable to beat or scold him, which made his heart ache.

"Well, it's rare to be able to do what you do." The most ready-made proof, "Listen, it's the most difficult to deliver things here."

In such a huge palace, it is not easy to find someone who is sincerely willing to share troubles with him without seeking wealth.

It's not that there are old people in the ten prisons who were in the cold palace, but they might not treat him very well in the cold palace.

It was Ge Wanxiao who really treated him well, it was Ge Wanxiao who didn't come to him after he became emperor, and it was Ge Wanxiao who still devoted himself to his duties after he became rich.

It sounds good, but... as a eunuch, Ge Wanxiao didn't know how to please the emperor, he committed a heinous crime!

Ge Hunxiao said: "I know I'm stupid, and I'm lucky to do my job well, and I dare not take on jobs."

Human relations are too complicated to hang up, and if you don't know the officialdom, you will be courting death if you randomly collect money.

Zhang Huang sighed again, the mud couldn't stick to the wall.

He looked at the place outside the main hall that was not covered by candlelight, and the night was getting darker.

"When I ascended the throne, I made up my mind to be a stupid king full of evil." The weak king relaxed his waist and leaned lazily on the pillow, "I will harm this country as you like. Ge Wanxiao, if you don't harm me, you won't give me face. "

A pair of bronze human-shaped lampstands behind him made his figure taller and thicker, like a tiger dominating a dragon.

The country is picturesque, and he discards it like a shoe, which is probably a kind of domineering.

Ge Hunxiao frowned lightly, and said, "Your Majesty, forgive me."

From his point of view, Zhang Huang has just gone crazy.

The emperor glared at the uninterested eunuch, and turned his eyes to Fatty Chen, whose fat face was twitching with fright, and he heard a bunch of flattering and admiring words.

Zhang Huan grinned, knowing that they were all empty words, but listened to Comfort.

He also only wants to live a comfortable life, regardless of other people's sincerity.

Faint king, I like courtiers who can do things.

He said to Ge Wanxiao: "Look, this is the eunuch."

Ge Hunxiao was speechless.

Fatty Chen also stopped with a stiff face, feeling secretly sad.The emperor is using him as a joke.

Zhang Huang made a fuss all afternoon, Ge Hunxiao could only say "The emperor forgives the crime", feeling bored.

Cultivating a person into another appearance requires both kindness and strength, setbacks to remove edges and corners, and achievements to fill in the nicks.

And Ge Hunxiao's body is weaker than sister Lin's, how can he stand up to the toss?

The emperor is not reconciled, No. 1 in the world is stumped by an eunuch.

He thought for a moment, his eyes lit up: "Do you want to sleep with that Qiu Yue?"