Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

"Cui Zhao, would you like some fried dumplings?"

Su Xiyan held a stack of freshly fried dumplings, persuading her softly.

In the corner of the sofa, the black cats huddled together, buried their faces in the sofa cushions depressedly, and refused to come out no matter how much Su Xiyan tried to persuade them.

Su Xiyan scratched his head in embarrassment, he didn't expect to be in such a state suddenly.

Although it shouldn't be, but thinking of Cui Zhao's shocked face and extremely aggrieved eyes just now, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

He is too cute hahahaha.

On the opposite side of the sofa, three kittens squatted side by side on the coffee table, with serious faces, like soldiers waiting for inspection.

Su Xiyan really wanted to secretly take pictures of their poses, but because of this big monster who was still depressed and angry, he didn't dare to move too much, so he could only silently look at them in his heart.

The other three kittens have lost their voices since just now, and they don't know where they went.

Maybe he was scared away by Cui Zhao's aura.

After a long time of persuasion, Su Xiyan simply came up with a unique trick, reached out to fish, dug the wronged black cat group out of the sofa, and put it directly into his arms.

Rubbing his soft belly, Cui Zhao couldn't help but let out a half-snoot, and immediately his body muscles tensed up.

Su Xiyan suppressed a smile, approached him and said softly.

"Cui Zhao, I will never touch other cats again, okay?"

"What does it matter to me whether you touch them or not?"

Cui Zhao finally opened his mouth, as if realizing that he was not up to date, he simply indulged himself.

The body relaxed on Su Xiyan's lap and collapsed into a cat strip, humming and chirping in his mouth, showing a proud and arrogant image that was still angry.

"Let me tell you, I am completely different from ordinary cats. You can't just because my mimicry is more like them, you..."

Barbara, nagging non-stop.

Su Xiyan just smiled and said nothing, but she didn't stop rubbing the cat with her hands.

What kind of temperament is Cui Zhao?

Rubbing and stroking, I couldn't help but touched the place where I was "allergic" last night, and I don't know if Cui Zhao's system can be eliminated quickly.

This thought flashed in his mind for a moment, and Su Xiyan realized that his hands were empty, and the cat that he was hugging and stroking just now bounced off the spot, and his voice changed into a different tone.

"What are you groping for?"

Su Xiyan: "...what's wrong?"

Didn't you touch the ground just now?

Cui Zhao was lying on top of the tallest cabinet, poking his head out towards the bottom, with tears in his green eyes.

A pitiful look of being bullied, but having to hold back and not being able to speak.

"rogue!"

Su Xiyan:? ? ? ?

With question marks all over her head, Su Xiyan looked around blankly, only to find that the three kittens stretched out their paws in unison to cover their eyes, making a gesture of "see no evil, listen no evil".

Su Xiyan: ...What are you doing?What the hell did he do, isn't he just an ordinary cat?

Fortunately, the other three kittens who sneaked back from the outside saved him from the silent embarrassment at the moment, led by Xiao Yuanju, they handed out their treasures respectfully on the floor under the cabinet.

A bag of half-gnawed dried fish, a half-played mouse, and a small fur ball sewn from old fabric.

"Old Ancestor, please help us."

Su Xiyan almost crushed the cup in her hand when the childish, childlike voice came out of Xiao Yuanju's mouth.

These days, is the little monster so clever (yin) wise (dangerous)?

Show cuteness to him, use him to get into the room, and then wait for the opportunity to ask Cui Zhao for help?

So you are such a cat!

Cui Zhao licked his paws, his eyes swept over the obedient cats.

"Little monsters who have just become spirits, your luck is pretty good."

"For the sake of your ancestors, if you have any requirements, please tell me."

"Thank you, Patriarch." The kittens said in unison.

They didn't seem to expect that things would be so simple, they cheered and talked about it.

As he listened, Cui Zhao stopped licking his fur.

A few kittens are probably just matured, and they talk incongruously, without any logic.Fortunately, what they want to express is not responsible, and you can understand what they want to say after a little thought.

This is an ordinary, a bit sadistic story of a man and a cat.

Xiaoyuanju, they are all children of stray cats, born in a lively park, eating, drinking and foolishly grabbing grass and leaves to play every day.

According to normal practice, when they are a little older, they will follow their mothers to hunt outside, or go to the humans who come to the park to eat and drink.

When he grows up a bit, he becomes a heroic and vigorous vagabond fluffy.

But they ran into some accidents, and humans began to capture and expel stray cats on a large scale.After their mother went foraging, she never returned and never came back.

Too young to die in the nest, they were taken home by a man.

That man seemed to be an extreme cat lover. He adopted a lot of cats. They lived together in a dilapidated compound in the suburbs. Their lives were not very good, but they were not bad either.

Little Yuanju and his group of kittens started to grow up staggeringly, and before their lanugo fell off, something unfortunate happened.

The cats in the compound were infected with feline plague, and they began to die on a large scale without money for treatment.

The man was so anxious that he took out all his savings, plus some donations from well-wishers and the money he borrowed, but he still couldn't stop the cats from leaving.

The number of cats he adopted was too large, and the time of discovery was too late, and cat plague had spread on a large scale and could not be rescued.

Xiao Yuanju was the last group of cats to leave, and it still remembered the heart-piercing cries of the man it heard before it closed its eyes.

Then, when they opened their eyes again, they turned into little monsters.

The little monsters spent a peaceful time with the man, because of the long growth cycle of the monsters, they have not changed their appearance.

Recently, men are also leaving.

He didn't resort to the wonderful means of bringing the dead back to life, he just wanted to see his mother again before he died, and the reward was a small black flag.

Cui Zhao didn't care about arguing with Su Xiyan anymore, so he went to his bedroom and changed his clothes, then grabbed the kitten and began to study.

"That's right, it is a monster that was catalyzed by the power of the Ten Thousand Monster Banner. It seems that there is quite a lot of power left in the Ten Thousand Monster Banner."

The kitten was caught in his hand, flipping it back and forth like a pancake.

Cui Zhao muttered to himself solemnly.

"When I was looking for it, I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked. Now it's the same as delivering goods to my door, one after another."

"Aren't you happy with home delivery?"

Su Xiyan rescued the dazed kitten from Cui Zhao's hand, and touched its chin.

"Little guy, what do you want us to do?"

"Of course I brought back the shit shovel officer's mother!"

Xiaoyuan orange's beard flicked and said loudly.

"where is she?"

"Hengjing Family Garden, there is a ghost who is hiding!" Xiaoyuanju replied straightforwardly.

"Yes, yes, the shit shoveler also said that his mother doesn't like to laugh and is very timid. Please, can you be a little gentler when you do it?" The little white cat rubbed its head next to it.

Su Xiyan: ...

Coincidentally, there is no need for investigation now, and ordinary ghosts will be taken away in places patrolled by ghosts.

Hide, don't like to laugh, timid. ——One of the three characteristics and Su Xiyan knew who they were talking about.

Isn't it the female ghost he met last night?

Su Xiyan agreed to something so simple that it could be done on the spot. If you don't take something like the Wanyao Banner, you won't take it for nothing.

After Xiao Yuanju and the others left in satisfaction, looking at Cui Zhao's handsome face, Su Xiyan realized what he had just done.

It seems that he...accidentally...touched another cat in front of Cui Zhao.

Less than half an hour after making the oath, he broke it.

Cui Zhao: Heh, a man's mouth, only if you believe in you is a ghost.

New and old grudges piled up, Cui Zhao directly picked up Su Xiyan, carried him upstairs and threw him into the room, and the door was slammed shut.

Su Xiyan is not the little idiot who automatically stiffens after being hugged. He was just thrown on the bed, and immediately moved away from the bed as nimbly as a fish, avoiding the person pressing up from behind.

"Under the bright and bright world, you just use your hands and feet, how decent is it?"

"What kind of dignity do you want? Let me ask you, what did you do last night?"

Cui Zhao directly swooped down and locked Su Xiyan on the bed, leaned over with an angry handsome face, and gritted his teeth in hatred.

Su Xiyan felt guilty and didn't struggle anymore, letting Cui Zhao press him down.

"I'm not, I didn't expect you to be allergic to catnip..."

"Allergy? You think it's an allergy?"

Cui Zhao gritted his teeth, and simply tore off his clothes.

He is now wearing the large T-shirt that Su Xiyan bought before, with orange English letters printed on it, it is fashionable and young, and the hem is wide enough to accommodate two of them.

Cui Zhao lifted his clothes up to his neck, revealing a rather miserable patch on his chest.

"I just hid something in good faith, and your revenge is too cruel."

"I……"

Su Xiyan was stunned, Cui Zhao's chest was red and swollen, and the two... were even more swollen, looking extremely miserable.

That's not enough, Siri searched out the explanation page very empathetically on the side.

Looking at the analysis of the body structure of male and female cats above, Su Xiyan's face turned red.He looked at his phone, then at Cui Zhao, so shocked that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"I...you...yes, I'm sorry!"

"If saying sorry is useful, what do you want the police to do?"

"..."

Su Xiyan pursed her lips. Looking back afterwards, he didn't know what he was thinking at the time, but he cautiously moved up and blew on Cui Zhao's chest.

"Hurrah, it doesn't hurt anymore."

Cui Zhao: ...

"Su Xiyan, is your mother treating me like a child?"

Cui Zhao was furious, he wanted to do it, but seeing Su Xiyan's face, he couldn't do it anymore, he turned him over, and slapped him with a few slaps.

There was a crisp sound when the palms intersected with the buttocks, Su Xiyan covered her buttocks in disbelief, and her thinking nerves were temporarily short-circuited.

Cui Zhao was also stunned, and the two fell silent at the same time.

Su Xiyan got up from the bed, nestled on the beanbag sofa by the window, buried her face and did not move.

Inexplicably, Cui Zhao felt that this scene seemed somewhat similar. After a while, he quietly took out a flag and poked Su Xiyan on the back.

"Well, Yanyan, do you want some snacks?"