Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

The pitch-black nails had a fishy smell, and because they were too close, Su Xiyan could even see the eyeballs hanging on the zombie's face, as well as the looming silver nose nails nailed to his nose.

It seems that this big brother was also a trend-seeking person during his lifetime, but his appearance after death is not very beautiful.

Su Xiyan thought calmly, in the midst of this flash, his hand had already touched the token at his waist.

The next second when he was about to touch the defensive formation, a leg in jeans suddenly appeared in front of him, and with a beautiful flying kick, the highly rotten face in front of him switched to Cui Zhao's, who looked a little weak handsome face.

"Su Xiyan, are you okay?"

Cui Zhao stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Su Xiyan, watched him blink and didn't speak, then suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched his face.

"Aren't you scared stupid? Does it hurt?"

"Fang...hand...!" Su Xiyan reached out and patted Cui Zhao's hand, "What are you doing all of a sudden?"

"The underworld sent a message saying that they found a corpse breeding ground, and they may need support." He was worried about Su Xiyan, so he took the support task and ran over.

The latter sentence was swallowed back by him and he didn't say it. If he had said it triumphantly before, he is not doing charity.

But now when he sees Su Xiyan, he thinks of his thin waist, smooth skin, and the tender feeling when he kisses his face that is about to leave.

... I can't explain it for some reason, what should I do?

...Then he ran over?

Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao looked at each other complicatedly, and Su Xiyan spoke first.

"Cui Zhao, in our underworld... do we have high requirements on the attendance rate of our employees?"

"No, just pick it up when there is work. The underworld doesn't care much about attendance rate or anything. What they value is task completion rate. What's wrong?"

Why are you asking this all of a sudden?

Cui Zhao was confused by Su Xiyan's question, and his face was full of doubts.

"nothing……"

Su Xiyan reached out and patted Cui Zhao's shoulder, and praised meaningfully: "You are really a good employee of the underworld, and you should receive a big year-end bonus."

Cui Zhao: Originally, Hades would give him dried fish and all kinds of cat toys during Chinese New Year...

Su Xiyan took two steps, then turned back and stuffed Cui Zhao with a candy that could whistle.

"This is a condolence item for the seriously injured, take it."

Cui Zhao: ...

He understood what Su Xiyan meant, it was over, his mind was full of Su Xiyan's fair face just now.Would it make him look stupid to react so slowly?

He didn't get an answer to this question for the time being, because as soon as he turned his head, his eyes fell on Su Xiyan's back uncontrollably.

Today Su Xiyan wore a very large T-shirt, which covered most of the curves of her body, but Cui Zhao could fully imagine it. If she touched Su Xiyan's smooth back, there would be an obvious restraint, and then go down that is……

No, you can't think about it!

Cui Zhao stretched out his hands to cover his eyes, feeling that since the estrus period arrived, his mind was often out of his control, and he always thought about messy things.

It seems that he has to go to Hades to ask for some medicine to calm down his anger.

"Hey, you two don't catch up on the old days. Cui Zhao, your little one is fine, why don't you hurry up and help."

The strange man who came with Cui Zhao shouted loudly, his appearance seemed to put a lot of pressure on the surrounding zombies.

They stood there quietly one by one, looking at the dirt bag they had drilled out and wished they could get back immediately, but they didn't dare to move.

This saved Xu Yueqi and the others a lot of trouble. They didn't need to take out the talisman paper, they just drew the seal formation and threw the zombies into it one by one.

Wait until they find firewood and light them according to the original plan, this time the task will be considered as a successful completion.

The man who came with Cui Zhao looked refined, wearing a shirt and suit pants, and wearing gold-rimmed glasses on his face, making people feel that he could teach on the podium if he was given a stack of lesson plans.

But it happened to be such a person, who was completely unafraid of corpse poison, grabbed the collar of the zombies with one hand and stuffed them inside.

This rough and direct style made many people who watched Cui Zhao's battle secretly mutter, it really is that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black.

"Cui Zhao, you have a situation recently."

After dealing with the last zombie, the man stood side by side with Cui Zhao, and gave him an elbow with a smirk.

"This is a rare scene. The ten-thousand-year iron tree is blooming. When I go back, I will prepare a big gift for you."

"...Where did the ten-thousand-year iron tree bloom, Meng Zhanlu, don't tell me nonsense."

"Oh, it's already at this time, what else do you want to hide? If I'm not mistaken, this period is your estrus period. At this time in previous years, you have already found a place where no one is hiding. Today I Standing so close to you, I can't hear anything."

Meng Zhanlu shrugged his nose, "Although I don't use my nose much, I still have a good sense of smell. I can't even smell it. What do you think is wrong?"

Cui Zhao's racial nature, after having a spouse he likes during the estrus period, he will restrain his aura and only show it to the other party.

Meng Zhanlu asked this point at the risk of his life after being beaten up by Cui Zhao who was in heat.

Cui Zhao's complexion changed slightly. Under Meng Zhanlu's teasing eyes, he pretended to be nonchalant.

"What's the matter if I can't smell it? Why don't I think of a new spell to cover up the smell? You, a zombie, smell me every time we meet. Are you a pervert?"

"Okay, you can say that if you want. But I have to remind you." Meng Zhanlu looked at Cui Zhao with a little worry in his eyes.

"The seal on your body feels more and more unreliable. I have already wanted to punch you in the face twice just standing by your side for a while. Whether it is a reinforced seal or something, you have a certain point in your heart, something is wrong. Just ask me for help."

"……I see."

Thinking of the soul he just took back, Cui Zhao replied in a muffled voice.

"It's good that you know, you don't need to say thank you to me, I just don't want to be the only one left to see the old people of our age die, that would be so boring."

Meng Zhanlu laughed loudly, and hit Cui Zhao's shoulder hard a few times.The heavy force made Cui Zhao wonder if his hands were itchy from the stimulation, so he hit him a few more times on purpose.

"By the way, should all these zombies be burned directly?"

"It's burned, what's the use of keeping it." Meng Zhanlu waved his hand, looking completely indifferent, "I ran here excitedly this time, thinking that there would be some good seedlings, but the result was a bunch of useless semi-finished products. Spoiler."

"You'd better raise less," Cui Zhao sighed, "If the hell can't cover you at that time, there will be a thunder bombing directly. You and your bunch of little zombies will have to be driven out by Hades."

"What are you afraid of? There are fewer and fewer zombies now. In case the zombies become extinct in the future, I can still hang a sign for them to display as an endangered species."

"From the underworld all the way to the sky, maybe it can earn me a few years' rations."

Cui Zhao: "...you can pull it down."

Coincidentally, Su Xiyan was also discussing zombies here.

"Your men are tied up and ready to be burned. Do you have anything to say?"

Su Xiyan picked up the phone from the ground. After the second trauma, the weather-beaten phone looked even worse.

The spider web-like screen was more thoroughly shattered, with tiny grains falling from it, and the screen didn't respond to any finger pressing on it.

"Please don't move..."

Siri's voice was fluttering, and the ripples on the phone screen were constantly shaking up and down.

"I'm a little dizzy, it may be a concussion caused by the downhill, and I need to rest for a while."

Su Xiyan: ...

Wake up, where does Siri on your mobile phone come from to shake your brain?

After all, he didn’t tell Siri about the complaints. The ripples on the screen became more and more violent, and finally the screen simply went black.

Su Xiyan: It's over, smash Siri to death!

He stared at the mobile phone that was on the verge of scrapping, and when he was considering whether to try charging it with a power bank, Siri's voice sounded again.

The screen that lights up this time is... Su Xiyan's own phone? !

"I'm sorry, that mobile phone is really uncomfortable to stay in. I will borrow your mobile phone for a while. I will pay the rent and rent it at a price of 500 yuan per hour. After that, I will buy a mobile phone and transfer it away."

Why did you come in so proficiently talking to yourself!

Su Xiyan just wanted to refuse, but she swallowed it when she heard the price of [-] yuan per hour.

Money is not a bastard.

Su Xiyan: "Okay, you are not allowed to peek at folders and photo albums. Otherwise, I will lock you in your phone, put a little love in front of you, and let it insult you every day."

Siri: ...

Are all human beings that scary now?

Siri: "I just want to provide you with some basic information. In fact, my master's body has never been decomposed. It was only after I stayed by her side for a few years that I experienced some miraculous changes."

"That Mr. Chen, he seems to have been collecting this type of corpses. I once heard him say that he wanted to send all these corpses into a well."

Su Xiyan: "Very useful information, but why should we help you?"

Siri: "I sell myself to pay off the debt."

Su Xiyan: ...