Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

There has been a bit of turmoil on the Internet recently, because of the chaotic live broadcast a week ago. From the time Jiang Xiaoxianrou opened the live broadcast room inexplicably, the subsequent progress seemed like a fantasy blockbuster.

From announcing the rules of the mutual killing game to the follow-up revenge blockbuster, there are live broadcasts of handsome gourmet food, naked half-length shows in the water, and prize guessing, revealing a mentally handicapped and magical style of painting.The point is that the number of viewers is still fixed, only the viewers who entered at the beginning can watch it, and it is said that they will block their own life span of 20 years...

It sounds like a big production that hit the street, a ridiculous variety show that was posted on Weibo and tens of thousands of people complained about it. Maybe it will be cut off by a certain TV station.

But most of the people who watched it gave good comments, saying that the process was super noisy but very spoof, the actors were very relaxed, and the little brother was cute in the later stage.

It disturbed the hearts of many people who hadn't seen it, but there was no official announcement when the variety show would be officially broadcast, so they could only hug and lick some of the moving pictures that were left behind.

After the official release of the information, stating that this is a strange variety show created by the kidnapping case, the masses of the people can hardly hold back their spirit of complaining.

[To be honest, this kidnapping case didn't even release a photo of the kidnappers, so you don't want to give each person a prize of 100 million yuan? 】

[ls the truth, but if this is the case, it will cost a lot of money to bribe the government, right? 】

[It's impossible to buy through, my friend works at Jiang Yuecheng's studio, and his work schedule is full that day.It is said that he just took a break in the middle, and when the agent went to look for him, he had already disappeared. 】

[…The kidnappers these days are too scary, but fortunately, nothing happened to Little Sun. 】

[emmmm, I just think it personally, why do I think the kidnapper's style of painting is so strange?After other kidnappers kidnap big stars, don't they always call and ask for money?Why did he spend so much effort to get him to a deserted island so far away, and the first reaction after tying him was to ask him to start a live broadcast? [Black question mark face.jpg]]

[[Conan Touching Glasses.jpg] I think what this kidnapper lacks is not money. He may be a director who is depressed but has endless vision and enthusiasm for the variety show career. 】

【...and the guide is not bad, at least the brain hole and the selected subject matter are worth me sending him a row of 6666】

[May I ask, how many years will the kidnappers be sentenced?I want to see him come out with a second installment. 】

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【Phase 2+[-]】

【Phase 3+[-]】

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Director Jiang was sitting in the office holding a thermos cup and reading the comments. He couldn't help rolling his eyes when he saw the row of careful inquiries about the kidnapper comrades.

The second episode is shit, this episode alone has caused them to run up and down, and their hair is a lot bald.Regardless of the fact that the actors and filming funds were not given at all, even the photography equipment was at zero cost, but their rescue costs were frighteningly high.

Helicopters transported them back and forth, transported them by warships, sent people to chase Meng Zhanlu, and snatched from his mouth a dragon that was covered in blood and had only one breath left.And that experimental base that was demolished...

Big loss!

Director Jiang felt heartbroken when he thought about it. That guy Wen Shuli looked reliable, and he had made a lot of contributions to the country during his lifetime, but after his death...how could it be the same as brain poisoning?

Wen Shuli died suddenly. He was not in good health, and he was obsessed with research. His diet and work and rest schedule were not regular.When he was discovered the next day, his body was already cold, so forget about the cold, at worst, he would go to the underworld to continue to exert his residual heat, or he would be reincarnated and come back again.

He didn't, he stubbornly felt that he couldn't leave before his experiment was finished.Then after becoming a ghost, he studied himself out of curiosity for a while, and after this research... he got out of control, and he tossed out a bunch of messy King Kong.

In the end, the second Wanyao Banner actually fell into the hands of the country and was excavated as an ancient relic. Because there were strange energy residues on it, it was transported to a nearby experimental base for research.

Wen Shuli didn't research anything during his lifetime, but after his death, he accidentally summoned a dragon with ghost power.

Director Jiang complained that he was lucky in shit, and when he touched a dragon, he felt that he could dominate the world.It's all caused by short-sightedness. You see, he has a nine-tailed fox in his hand and a jiao that can eat dragons. Is he proud?

No!

Not only no, his subordinates are all respectful to him, so respect him!

"Director Jiang, Yan has sneaked into Guan Jiaolong's cage again!"

"What!" Director Jiang jumped up as if his butt was on fire, "Oh my ancestor, what do you want to eat, why don't we get it for you? That dragon really can't eat it!"

"You dare to attack the dragon, you might as well bite me first!!!"

Meng Zhanlu: I'm a picky eater, I don't eat people.

"You're a picky eater," Su Mixi proudly rolled her eyes while knocking melon seeds, "chicken, duck, fish, geese, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, what don't you eat?"

"Even eating cat food, do you think you can be successful in the local area?"

It's winter, and the outside is cold and windy, but Su Mixi is wearing a high-cut cheongsam with peony flowers, her legs are crossed, her feet are dangling, and she doesn't care about the spring scenery that slides down the side.The few fur balls she raised were quite filial, they jumped over and grabbed the edge of the cheongsam obediently to protect her legs, and at a glance, they thought there were three fluffy cat-shaped warmers on her legs What about the water bag?

"I didn't know it was cat food. It smells so good on the table when it's ready. Of course I just took it and ate it."

Meng Zhanlu's eyes widened innocently. Isn't it normal to see a bowl of rice balls on the table when you wake up in the morning?

Su Mixi sneered, "Can't you smell the strong catnip smell in the rice balls? If your nose is so useless, you might as well just degenerate back into a drought." A row of cat balls nodded along her lap .

Meng Zhanlu: "...Didn't I send someone to deliver fresh ingredients?"

Su Mixi: "You are very proud of a flood dragon for a cart of fruits and vegetables? Prodigal son!"

Meng Zhanlu: ...

"I said when will you two go back to your own nest?" Cui Zhao, who was lazily nestled on the sofa, finally spoke. He looked up and looked around, showing a mocking expression to Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu.

"Don't you feel ashamed to eat and drink at someone's house for a week?"

"You were raised by me, I'm ashamed."

"You are my big brother, I have nothing to be ashamed of."

Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu spoke in unison, they looked at each other, and they had a clear understanding of the thickness of each other's skin.

"I think you're just here to eat," Cui Zhao snorted coldly, but unexpectedly he wasn't annoyed, instead he proudly puffed out his chest and exposed the little bell hanging around his neck more clearly. "Two lonely and cold single dogs."

Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu:? ? ?

Say something else?You can say that we are single, but what qualifications do you have to say that we are lonely and cold?

Su Mixi snorted coldly, saying that she didn't know how many ministers she had under her skirt, and immediately there were a dozen high-quality and handsome infatuated men who would be mesmerized by her.

Meng Zhanlu is not to be outdone, saying that before he became a zombie, he had three wives and six concubines, and he was pregnant with a beautiful wife and beautiful concubine. After becoming a dry man, his charm has not diminished, and he can get a business card of a soft girl within half an hour of walking on the road. , Just post a photo and there will be a bunch of cuties shouting that he is a handsome and invincible little brother.

Cui Zhao showed disdain.

"Dried up for many years old witch" refers to Su Mixi

"Virgin stupid zombie" refers to Meng Zhanlu

Su Mixi, Meng Zhanlu: ...

"Let's beat him together."

"Seconded."

"You can't beat me," Cui Zhao raised his neck high, proudly rubbing his paw pads against the little bell that exudes a simple texture. "I have a wife to help me."

Cui Zhao, who had the blessing of controlling the demon bell, could indeed beat them both violently. To be precise, he almost raised his force value to an unattainable level.

Probably only a righteous god like Hades, who has practiced for many years, can compete with him.

Su Mixi: "It's shameless to bring helpers into battle."

Meng Zhanlu: "Ruanfan is a badass, shameless!"

Cui Zhao is not ashamed, but rather proud, "You single dogs don't understand the feeling of having a partner!"

Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu: Bah!

"What are you talking about? The dishes are all ready, come in and help serve the dishes."

Su Xiyan came out with a plate of ready-made Sixi meatballs, the kitchen door opened behind him, and the hot air with the smell of food gushed out.

Sweet and sour carp, deep-fried prawns, braised trotters... A series of delicious dishes were brought out and laid out on a table.While the hooked people are full of greedy insects, it also outlines a warm picture of fireworks, with a taste of home.

Cui Zhao turned into a human form, leaned over to untie his apron, and in the next second, his head was covered by the clothes that smelled of oily smoke.

"Tomorrow, you can find a way to solve the problem of eating by yourself, whether it's takeaway or hot pot, don't think about letting me toss in the kitchen for so long."

Hearing this, Cui Zhao showed an aggrieved look.

"Yanyan, didn't you say that you like to make delicious food for me?"

"That's limited to all kinds of snacks and occasional whim." Su Xiyan glanced at him angrily, "Who wants to wander around the kitchen for hours every day?"

"Don't turn around, I'll just have a cat rice ball to eat every day, it's super easy to feed." Cui Zhao hung the apron on the hanger at the side, and moved it to Su Xiyan's side stickily, unable to rush away.

Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu, who were idle eaters, had already obediently touched aside to serve the food.There was a row of kitten balls left, and they also keenly sensed the owner's unhappiness, and immediately jumped onto Su Xiyan's shoulder obsequiously, stretched out two small paws to give him milk, oh no, beat his back.

"Su Yanyan is the best, we like Yanyan the most."

"Hey, so good." Facing the kitten dumplings, Su Xiyan immediately smiled, hugged the little dumplings and rubbed them happily.

Cui Zhao: ...

Su Mixi and Meng Zhanlu: Hahahahahahaha you have today too!

Cui Zhao, who lost his favor, lay down on the table crying, and hurriedly drove away all the uninvited guests who stayed at his house after eating.

Don't even think about having another supper!

Because Xiaotuanzi liked the cat rice balls he made, Su Xiyan specially made more and asked Su Mixi to take them away.When he came back, he saw Cui Zhao lying on the bed hugging the little bell and chirping.

"Yanyan doesn't love me anymore, ying ying ying."

Su Xiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and casually picked up Cui Maomao and hugged her into her arms.

"Cui Zhao, you can accompany me to visit my parents this Chinese New Year."

"it is good."

Cui Zhao's face was full of glory, his tail wagged like a spinning top, and he flicked it quickly.

I'm going to see my parents soon, he really is the palace, he is not comparable to those little goblins hahahaha!