Brother is studying literature and art

For a while, Luo Liwen, the domineering president, was very popular. Every time there was a description of kissing, he would write "he kissed her until she was suffocated". Smoked clean?

As a result, I now know that the operation of "being kissed to suffocation" still has a realistic basis.But I never expected that it was not Lori who was kissed to suffocation, but...

"It's 9012, 40 years of reform and opening up, and the Chinese people are going to be well-off. I have been in the industry for so long. I have learned a lot. For the first time, I know that a non-poor area and non-poor people have food and subsidies. Normal college students in the 21st century will be malnourished!"

——It's the overlord==

"Yes, yes, yes," I laughed along, stretching my neck to peek at the doctor's medicine, "You are right. Well, should you add more glucose? Why do I feel that the prescription is a little too small and I can't take two... "

"Add what to add!" The doctor stared, typing loudly, "Instead of adding medicine, you might as well buy an old hen to supplement him!"

"It's not that we are all students, and we can't cook in a small stove..."

With a "bang", the doctor pushed the keyboard in: "Do you still remember that you are students? Hey, I'm surprised. In places like public cafeterias, where everything is heavy, oily, salty, and everything is heavy, I've never seen anything other than being smothered." Damn, why is there someone starving to death now?"

"exactly……"

"It's not that I said, you should pay more attention to the mental state and physical condition of your classmates in normal times, instead of just making up for it now!" The doctor tore up the printed prescription like a chicken, looking very nervous. Furious, "Go and pay the fee!"

After finally ending the storm-like frenzy, I quickly turned around and ran away as if I had received an amnesty, without delaying a second.

In fact, the doctor can't be blamed for being irritable. With Fan Shu's death-defying ability, it's easy to let someone get angry.

I didn’t know it until I sent him to the hospital. This man has been eating bean sprouts and pickled vegetable bibimbap for two whole months—he didn’t dare to eat more for dinner. The 1.9-meter-long man only ordered one or two rice. I said how could he Lose weight so fast.

Who can stand this.

As for why so many people haven't found out for two months, it is of course due to this master's usual solitary style of acting - and he has a good face. If he unfortunately meets an acquaintance, he will immediately add a dish .

Then, in the next few days, I didn't even eat rice, just drank porridge.

The reason why he passed out this time was also because he was so hungry—didn't he say before that he invited Xiaosha to eat for a week?In fact, he watched Xiaosha eat for a week, but he didn't move a bite.In order to make up for the shortfall, he also works part-time on weekends. It just so happens that there is not so much work for simultaneous interpreters recently, so he can only accompany foreigners to tour the imperial capital every day, walking at least [-] steps a day.When I came back, I had to stay up all night to write a thesis, and I had to work harder to help Lao Zhou with the meeting. The day before I fainted, I climbed the Great Wall with the enemy for a day...

It can simply make the dead alive.

If I didn't feel sorry for Old Man Fan's body, I could rush over and beat him up right now!God knows that when I saw him fainted on the ground and couldn't wake up no matter how I shouted, I was going to be terrified. When I sent him to the hospital, I kept worrying about what was going on. I was so uncomfortable that I didn't sleep well all night. , When I went downstairs to get him medicine, I was in a trance and almost hit the ambulance.

The result is anemia from malnutrition --

After queuing up to pay the fee, he rode his bicycle to Master Bao to buy chicken porridge for him. When he came back, Fan Shu was sitting on the hospital bed reading a book—the first thing he did when he woke up in the morning was to ask me to give him chicken porridge. Back to school to get books!There is no saving this buddy!

"Are you back?" Seeing that it was me, Fan Shu quickly put down the book in his hand and smiled flatteringly.

I put the bowl on the bedside table with a bang: "You don't want your eyes anymore?"

"Yes, of course. Okay, I'll do it myself, I will do it myself."

"Okay, don't worry about it," I saw his clumsy look, angry and funny, "you are still infusion! If you move around, you will have to get another injection when the needle falls off! Eat now Or eat after losing?"

"Now, I'm starving."

I set up a small table for him, and used a towel to shake it in front of his hospital gown, opened the porridge for him, squeezed the pickles and put them aside.

Fan Shu curled his lips: "That's all?"

"The doctor said that you have a bad stomach right now. You are too hungry and can't eat too much in one go! Drink slowly! Hey! I said drink slowly!" The head, simply hates iron but not steel.

I found out that this love still can't be talked about. Before talking about it, I was still a male god, and after talking about it, I was like a child!Still that kind of disobedient brat!

"Xiaochi, have you eaten?" He still had time to ask me.

"I ate it," I said angrily, "it's better than what you ate." After thinking about it, I couldn't help saying to him again, "You know you're hungry now? Why didn't you know you were hungry when you ate pickles before?" ?”

Fan Shu laughed dryly: "Well, I'm actually hungry."

"Teacher Fan, I have a question I want to ask you." I sat on the side of his bed and looked at him leisurely, "I've done the math, you're already in the high-salary class, and the money a simultaneous interpreter earns even after paying taxes Far above your peers, taller than many regular employees. How did you make yourself like this?"

Fan Shu buried his head in the porridge and ignored me: "This porridge is delicious."

"Don't pretend to be dead! Answer me quickly!" I grabbed his ear, and Fan Shu yelled.Once upon a time, he still bullied me every day, "Why are you in such a hurry! If you need money, borrow it first."

"I borrowed it."

"Then pay it back slowly!"

"..." Fan Shu rubbed his nose, "Actually, the main thing is... well, there is something I didn't tell you."

"what?"

"You know I have a camera, don't you? Because of some things," Fan Shu looked at the world but didn't look at me, "Well... I can't get it. So I want to gather enough money early to buy another one, and then..."

"Is this what you mean?" I dug out something from my schoolbag.

Fan Shu took the camera in surprise: "My camera! Why is it..."

I told him that Meng Ziyi had bought his camera, and Fan Shu was very upset when he heard that, "So it was him. If I had known it was he who bought it, then I wouldn't be in a hurry."

"Teacher Fan," I said coolly, "Your statement is completely inconsistent, don't you want to explain it?"

"Oh, this porridge is really delicious..."

There is simply nothing to do with him!

The more I looked at Fan Shu who was gurgling and eating porridge, the more I suspected that the person in front of me was fake, and was replaced by Fan Shu's soul from another parallel universe.The former Fan Shu would never play a rogue, let alone throw a tantrum over a bowl of shredded chicken porridge.How cool he used to be!Now, hehe, the doctor clearly said before that he should drink porridge for a day first, but Fan Shu just looked at me pitifully, didn't speak, just stared at you——

Then I muddle through and compromise.

But...it's actually not bad.

This is the complete Fan Shu.

Anyway, since he said he didn't care, he was secretly dripping blood in his heart. He secretly ate bran and swallowed vegetables just to get the camera back as soon as possible. Let’s take a look at the series of suffocating operations that invite guests to be taken advantage of——

He's really childish--

"By the way," I suddenly thought of something, "What is the origin of Mencius?" I was really curious about this question, after all, from the people I have met in my limited life, I can blame him for being like this. Yes, it's really rare.

And speaking of it, there would be no Mencius, nor would there be Fan Shu and I now.So I am still very grateful to him.

Fan Shu put down the porridge bowl that still had half a bowl of porridge left, wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and then slowly said: "His father has a little relationship with my father, and his father asked me to take care of him."

"But he said you did him a favor..."

"When I was in college, he fell in love with someone who was in China, and he wanted to go back to China, but at that time all his financial income was stuck, so I borrowed him a sum of money and helped him He didn’t hide it from his dad—in fact, it was mainly about borrowing money, and he left for almost a year before his dad found out that he was no longer in the UK.”

What Fan Shu said was calm, but according to Mencius Yi's attitude, everything is not as simple as it seems.Fan Shu should have put a lot of thought into it.

Don't say anything else, just say "his father asked me to take care of him more", which is actually clear and euphemistic, "his father asked me to keep an eye on him".I believe that Fan Shu was not the only one entrusted by Mencius's father.It was really not easy for Fan Shu to take away Mencius and hide it from the world for a whole year.

And I remember Qiu Wendi said that Fan Shu broke up with his family during college and broke his financial ties.

"Meng Ziyi's computer technology is very good," Fan Shu said, "technology in various senses, including computer repair and computer assembly. So he has not been hungry in the country by himself in the past few years. But he also has problems, he is too lazy, If I don’t open it easily, I want to eat it for three years after opening. So I will go to his house once when I have time, otherwise he will be buried by garbage.”

Thinking of Meng Ziyi's small room like a landfill, and the posture of the lion opening his mouth to sell memory sticks, I feel sorry for him.

"By the way," I saw that Fan Shu had put down the spoon and even took off the towel around his collar, and suddenly realized, "Have you stopped eating? There's still a little half left."

"That's for you." Fan Shu pushed the bowl to me, "Let's eat together."

"Although I am very touched..." I stared at the small half bowl of porridge, the corner of my mouth twitched, "Are you sure you want to share it with me, or is it just you who don't like porridge?"

Fan Shu picked up the teacup calmly and took a sip: "Of course it's the former."

"Then why is there no chicken wire left!"

"You've eaten it all. Eating too much is bad for your stomach."

"You are obviously a picky eater and don't like porridge!"

"Of course not." Fan Shu was very calm, with the courage to face a mountain collapse without changing his face, "And my little student, you have the heart of a villain and the heart of a gentleman, and I tell you that you need evidence to prove it. "

"I prove it!" Someone rushed in hurriedly, raising his hand as he walked, "I prove that he is indeed a picky eater!"

"Brother Dog, are you here?" I said in surprise.

"I'm definitely coming." Senior Brother Dog waved his hand triumphantly, "Let me tell you about the little booklet, the reason why he doesn't seem to be picky eaters is because every time he meets his classmates, he always orders his favorite dishes. It gives you the illusion that he can always eat up the food—in fact, he only ordered those two dishes in the cafeteria during the semester. If you don’t believe me, you can ask the cafeteria master, and he will be sure.”

"Gou Liyi, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" Fan Shu said angrily, "What are you doing here?"

"I came to see you. Didn't the pamphlet say you were in the hospital?"

"Then you've finished reading it now, you can go."

"I'm not leaving, there are still people who want to see you... Hey, where are people?" Senior Brother Dog walked back to the door of the ward, and brought out someone who was hiding behind and refused to come out of the nest, "It's all here, why not?" What are you hiding from? Didn’t you come here?”

A certain crane came in reluctantly because its hair was messed up and its clothes were askew.

The author has something to say: because the collection has passed ten, there will be a second update at night.about eight o'clock

Thanks @Joan for the grenade @half a century @all the world mines I only see

Thanks to @半一百年@十日白雨@胖哥肉桃@十里阿歌@琴. for the nutrient solution

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