Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

The ratings of the Shenzhou Squad TV series are astonishing.

Wherever the information is more developed, if someone has never heard of the Shenzhou Squad, he is out of date!Yan Jinyun doesn't do a little bit of cross-dressing, so it's hard to walk on the street ostentatiously. If he can't walk a hundred meters, someone will recognize him.

All kinds of invitations come pouring in. Some TV stations want to invite the crew to participate in talk shows, some newspaper reporters want to know the story behind the TV drama shooting, and some big bosses are willing to pay a high price to invite the "Shenzhou Team" to meet and have dinner... Since the spring breeze of reform and opening up After blowing all over the land of China, there are more and more rich big bosses.Some people wanted to ask Yan Jinyun to sing in an opera.But apart from the necessary publicity requested by director Jiang, Yan Jinyun declined most of the invitations.

Even his cousin Song Boyan came to join in the fun and asked solemnly: "At my wedding, can you wear the little fairy outfit? When the bride and groom exchange rings, you go forward and hand over the prepared rings to me." Give me."

"Cousin, are you getting married?" Yan Jinyun was taken aback.

"Yes!"

"When did you talk to someone, why don't I know?"

"Who told you that you were so busy a while ago, when I took my partner home for dinner, you were not at home." My cousin pretended to complain.

Song Boyan is really planning to get married.His object is none other than Liang Chunya.When Liang Chunya was still in college, he went to Song Boyan's company as an intern during the summer vacation.After she graduated, she did not stay in the Song family to work, but chose to become a diplomat.Song Boyan and Liang Chunya always get together less and leave more.But Song Boyan obviously enjoys this state: "Both Xiao Miaoer and I have a strong sense of professionalism, and we don't like to be clingy on relationship issues. This is very good."

"Little Miaoer?"

"Hey, this is my exclusive name. Don't just call me that. You have to be called Sister Chun Ya. Otherwise, you can change your name to sister-in-law now. We plan to get married during the Spring Festival." Song Boyan bent his fingers and gave Yan Jinyun a brainstorm Collapse.

Yan Jinyun covered his head and drifted to Wu Shen in a daze.

"My cousin is getting married!" Yan Jinyun said in shock.Isn't my cousin the male protagonist of the No CP upgrade novel!Isn't Sister Chunya the heroine of the heroine of the farmer's novel?They didn't have a relationship at first, but now they are going to get married!

"A world with a low security value is prone to a lot of uncertainty." Wu Shen said calmly, "The influence of the plot will be weakened to the minimum, and the butterfly effect will be infinitely magnified. Don't say that people who were never married are now married. , in a world with low security values, it is not surprising that the male protagonist who was originally heterosexual suddenly became gay."

"So, should I be glad my cousin didn't become gay!" Yan Jinyun said dumbfounded.

Thinking about it carefully, Song Boyan and Liang Chunya are actually a good match, they are both very strong in heart.Good people are naturally attracted to good people.The main reason is that Yan Jinyun didn't think about it at all before, so he felt that the matter was too sudden.

Since my cousin wanted to get married, he and Liang Chunya must have thought it over.Yan Jinyun definitely supports it.When his cousin went back to work, Yan Jinyun dragged Wu Shen together to discuss what wedding gift should be given.

My cousin grew up abroad and received a Western education. He planned to kneel down and propose before getting married.His secretary found out about this and gave a suggestion with a smile: "Mr. Song, there is a popular saying recently, which is very suitable for confession."

"What?" Song Boyan asked with great interest.

A few seconds later, Song Boyan almost spit out the coffee in his mouth.He couldn't help asking with a smile: "How did this word become popular?" Haha, isn't this what Xiao Qiu said to Wu Shen, how did it become a confession.

"It must be related to a news that was published in the newspaper before." The secretary said with some uncertainty.

Song Boyan immediately asked the intern to go to the newspaper office to find out the newspaper, and then took the newspaper home.As the Chinese New Year approached, both Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen gave themselves a holiday. They sat lazily on the sofa, like two big cats.Song Boyan held back a smile and walked over, put the newspaper between the two of them, and said, "Come on, turn to the third page and look at the headlines."

Yan Jinyun didn't understand what his cousin meant by bringing an old newspaper over, but obediently flipped to the third page. The headline was "The Most Beautiful Group Wedding: You Are My Angle Grinder, With You, I Can Go Forward, Fight Invincible".

Yan Jinyun: "???"

The confused expression on his face amused Song Boyan.Cousin laughed hahaha.He laughed heartily for a while, and said while laughing: "You know, this sentence has become the most popular confession language now. Hahahaha. Xiaoqiu, when you talk about your partner in the future, girls will ask you , am I your angle grinder, Xiao Qiu shook his head and said, no, Wu Shen is my angle grinder. Hahaha, Xiao Qiu, you are finished, you don’t want to talk about friends!"

Wu Shen: "!!!"

Wu Shen hurriedly leaned over to read the newspaper in Yan Jinyun's hand.It turned out that the news record was the process of a collective wedding in a certain army.The officiant is the battalion commander of the army.I don’t know if this battalion commander has watched the TV series of the Shenzhou team. When he was speaking, he even cited the examples of blank paper and angle grinders, and then said: "...Here, I want to salute the 22 brides. It is yours. Selfless devotion is your silent support behind the scenes, so that the brave soldiers have no worries. You are the angle grinders behind the soldiers. With you, we can move forward without any worries!"

Objectively speaking, the words of the battalion commander are quite touching.

Because it was touching, what the battalion commander said became popular immediately after it was published in the newspaper.

"But he used it wrong! This is what I want to say to Wu Shen... Well, even according to the TV series, it is what the little fairy wants to say to the computer. It is used between comrades in arms, how can it be used for husband and wife Between!" Yan Jinyun said.

"I don't think it's wrong." Song Boyan professionally dismantled the stage, "In the TV, the minister first used the example of white paper and angle grinder. The white paper is the field staff, and the angle grinder is the internal staff. The military wife is the logistics support of the soldiers. That's right!"

Yan Jinyun glared at his cousin.

Song Boyan rolled his eyes and joked, "You accept your fate! You might as well be Wu Shen's partner! Anyway, you two have already confessed, right!" The straight man in the universe hasn't realized that a man can really give Men are the object.

Regardless of whether Yan Jinyun is happy or not, anyway, the love story between the white paper and the angle grinder is really popular!

Behind this matter, it actually has something to do with the little fairy's fanboy Guan Junjun, although Yan Jinyun doesn't even know who Guan Junjun is.During the winter vacation, Guan Junjun was taken by his mother to visit relatives in the army.His father is the chief of the wedding camp.The battalion commander was the officiant for the first time, he had no experience, and he was afraid that his literary talent would not be good enough, so he asked his son for help.At any rate, my son is in junior high school, and he can get No.1 in every language test. It should be no problem to write a congratulatory speech, right?

Guan Junjun is best at writing argumentative papers.As long as the argument is clear, quote famous quotes from famous people, and add rhetoric such as parallelism, wow, an essay is finished.What fascinated him the most this winter vacation was the Shenzhou team, so he naturally had to find examples from the Shenzhou team.Then he thought about angle grinders and blank paper.He kept writing, and it really looked like that after he finished writing.

Dad Guan read it in advance, thinking that if there is something inappropriate, he can correct it himself.After reading the result, he said happily: "My son wrote it really well! There is no need to change it!" Such a talented person, he is my son!

It's over, when he went to bed that night, Dad Guan and his wife took care of each other.He said to his wife with emotion: "My son must have seen your hard work, so I can write so touchingly. Wife, you have worked hard!"

Guan Junjun didn't know that he had sparked a new trend.

He's been thinking about something recently.He invited his classmates to watch TV at home, and every time there were more than a dozen people sitting in several rows.Those sitting in the back row can't see very clearly.Guan Junjun thought, is there a way to enlarge the picture on the TV?Just like watching a movie, enlarge the TV screen and project it on the wall.

Here I have to mention the activity of "Masters in the Folk" again.It is very popular, and it is still held until now. It used to be in newspapers, but now it can be directly on TV.It has brought subtle changes to people.Through this activity that all people can participate in, people gradually no longer feel unfamiliar with the words "scientific invention".Scientific inventions are not something only scientists can do. As long as you observe and think diligently, you can also invent and create.

The most obvious point is that when children write compositions about the future, they no longer just write a sentence in vain that I want to be a scientist, but they can write it concretely. I want to invent a safer coal stove that doesn't cause people to be poisoned by carbon monoxide...

Guan Junjun felt that the TV screen was too small, so he immediately wanted to make something that could enlarge the screen.

A few boys got together, and finally they really figured out a way, which is to move a convex lens between the TV and the wall, and use the principle of convex lens imaging to make the enlarged picture of the TV appear on the wall.

However, this picture is inverted.

When Guan Junjun's aunt came to play, she saw the children doing research in full swing. She had an idea and asked the children to write their findings into articles, and then submitted them to local newspapers and TV stations. Finally, the article was accepted.

The direct impact of this incident on the local area is that the following scene happened in many families:

When the parents came home from get off work, they saw the TV was off and the children were doing their homework seriously.The parents didn't believe in evil, walked to the TV and touched the buttocks of the TV.Oh, it's hot!The child thought to himself, it's over, it's over!Unexpectedly, the parents actually smiled and said: "What did you just read? Is it the Shenzhou team? Look at it well, and I will write a paper later!"

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