Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

Yan Jinyun's live broadcast room is actually very Buddhist.There is no complicated love and hatred, no bloody fighting, no exciting horror and supernatural, and no poetry, distance and adventure.The life in Yujia Village is very simple, and still retains a bit of the daily routine of daily work and rest, and the content available for live broadcast is very limited.

But Yan Jinyun is the first one among the plot collectors to open a live broadcast room!The first person to eat crabs is destined to be famous through the ages.

Who said that the algorithm to balance the time axes of the two worlds was solved by Wu Shen?The benefits that a new algorithm can bring are astonishing!As the owner of this technology, Wu Shen wants to promote Yan Jinyun, so TO company must promote Yan Jinyun.The key is that Yan Jinyun is really popular. The plots he collected have been affirmed by the market in the T001 world, and the popularity remains high.

The first and only interactive parallel space-time live broadcast room in the T001 world, such a gimmick alone is enough to overcrowd Yan Jinyun's live broadcast room, not to mention that Yan Jinyun already has many enthusiastic fans.

Live broadcast viewers have several rules and regulations that must be followed. For example, they are not allowed to disclose to the anchor the major historical events that may happen next, such as how many years will the college entrance examination be resumed, and how many years will a certain country win the World Cup.At the same time, they can't reveal to the host that the technology in the T001 world is far superior to the host's world, especially they can't reveal that the T001 world can help other parallel worlds from destruction.In addition, live viewers cannot make excessive demands.

For example, when live broadcast viewers interact with Yan Jinyun in the barrage, they can make a harmless request like "Xiaowei is so cute, the anchor quickly pinch his face". You can follow Lu Kuan's example and ask, "Today is my birthday, can the anchor make me a bowl of birthday noodles" or similar requests.But they can't threaten the anchor with rewards or other names, saying: "It's cold, let the boss and his wife get a divorce!"

The audience has no right to decide the lives of people in the Yjv2643383279 world.

When Yan Jinyun opened the live broadcast room again, it is estimated that the live broadcast program helped to do the screening, and the speed of the barrage floating out was a bit slower, no longer rushing out aggressively like a thousand horses, but still able to fill the screen to the full .

"Father, look familiar to me! I have already bought a house in your live broadcast room, and plan to live here for a long time."

"I am a senior tutor of the University of Education and Technology, and I have an important topic I want to discuss with the host."

"Today, I just won the speech version of Father Yu who wears a big red flower on his chest, and the live broadcast room opened. What kind of god luck am I!"

"I just placed an order to buy [-] blind boxes. Bye bye Yu Dae, bless this batch of hidden money can be issued smoothly."

"A local tyrant appeared upstairs!"

"Blind box? What blind box?" Yan Jinyun pretended to be ignorant.

Considering that there is no blind box culture in Yu Wensheng’s world for the time being, in order to facilitate Yan Jinyun’s understanding, a viewer whose ID is “Call me baby” gave a genius explanation: “Quickly familiar with me, quickly familiar with me! This question I To answer, is to make a small statue that can be held in the palm of your hand made of various images that belong to you."

Yan Jinyun stared at the ID for a while, and said with a smile: "Thank you, this... um, call me baby's explanation. I seem to understand a little bit. Your name is too long. If you don't mind, I will call You..." When he spoke, the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped for a moment.Many viewers sprayed "Call me baby" in their hearts. It was so scheming. When the anchor saw this kind of ID, he would definitely follow the ID prompts and call that person baby!For a while, a group of viewers relied on their quick hands to quickly change their IDs to the same phrases as "Just call me sweetheart" and "Please call me my darling".

Yan Jinyun said unhurriedly: "...I'll call you quick or yell. Well, I think yelling sounds better, what do you think?" Call me baby?No, you are not Wu Shen, why should I call you baby!

A row of schadenfreud hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWant a routine anchor?The anchor has four sons and four daughters-in-law, a total of eight family relationships, and has never capsized, so how could he be tricked.

Unexpectedly, that "call me baby" said happily: "Thank you Father Yu for giving me the name, then I will call you from now on." Then, he quickly changed the ID to The two words "calling" are very simple and clear.

The rest of the audience groaned in their hearts again, this "calling" is too scheming, really too scheming!

He actually climbed up the pole!

In the T001 world, when the audience uses the live broadcast helmet, they can log in to their personal Xingbo through the mini program. "Jiaoming" immediately changed his Xingbo introduction, from "the youngest winner of a certain science and technology award in history" to "the first in the live broadcast room of "I arranged the four heroines properly" An honorable audience who was given a name by Father Yu."

The four sons of the Yu family and a non-staff Lu Kuan didn't know that many people suddenly appeared and wanted to rob them of their father.

"Isn't it too boring to just chat like this? The boss should be sewing at the moment, do you want to go and have a look?" Yan Jinyun asked the audience.The audience said that it was not boring, but it was also a good experience to see the boss embroidered with his own eyes.

Yan Jinyun went to Yu Baohong's room, first knocked on the door, and then opened the door to enter.

Yu Baohong's craftsmanship has become more and more exquisite, so many people want to ask "Tian Tian" to help sew clothes.These days, women have basically mastered the skills of sewing and mending. If so, why do they waste eggs, rice noodles and ask Yu Baohong to help them sew?That was of course because Yu Baohong's skills were above all others, and his skills were indeed worth those eggs and rice noodles.

For example, once last year, a family in the town, my sister-in-law bought a sweater that was said to be very popular in the provincial capital. The child was naughty and buried something in the brazier. When the sparks splashed, he burned a hole in the sweater.The sister-in-law was crying.The eldest brother and sister-in-law were very sorry, and later they heard that someone in Yujia Village was good at sewing, so they sent the woolen sweater over.Yu Baohong carefully pulled out a few threads from the inconspicuous place of the woolen sweater, and then used these threads to patch the hole.When he mended it, the clothes were like new.Everyone knows where the hole is, but there is no trace of mending on the clothes.

Ordinary people don't have this skill!

When Yan Jinyun walked in with the audience in the live broadcast room, Yu Baohong really pulled the curtains and sewed clothes seriously.Yan Jinyun asked: "There are so many holes in this clothes?" The series of small holes looked like they were gnawed out by mice.

Yu Baohong said: "It was sent from my mother's natal village. The clothes made by the eldest son when he got married were only worn once when he was married. He usually put them away in the box and was reluctant to wear them. This time it was the second son who was getting married. I’m planning to wear this dress for the bridegroom... But look, this series of holes gnawed by mice, the mice are so hateful.”

Yan Jinyun glanced at the barrage and asked, "Then how do you plan to make it up?"

Yu Baohong held up the clothes and gestured: "If you want to mend it without leaving any traces, it will definitely not work. Anyway, it is for the groom's official wear. How about I embroider the plum blossoms on the branches? I will embroider a main branch at this time, and I will use all the small holes." Small flowers are embroidered with red thread."

Yan Jinyun imagined that scene for a while. To be honest, from the perspective of future generations, it would be a little bit dirty, but the current clothes don’t have so many flowers. Embroidering a plum blossom will probably make everyone think it is both novel and meaningful.

With his father's approval, Yu Baohong started working enthusiastically.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was discussing enthusiastically: "I still remember that at the beginning, Da Baoer was really lazy. Others would push and move, and he would even bargain for you, but now you see... ..."

"Seeing that Da Bao'er is so diligent, what's the matter with this feeling of relief like an old father?"

"A friendly reminder, the bones are not as hard as wild boars, so don't captain Xuetian call her the man Da Baoer."

"Jiao Ming" dropped a bunch of tips in the live broadcast room: "Father Yu, ask for a sweater knitted by Da Baoer at a high price." Yan Jinyun can give things to the audience in the T001 world, only clothes and a plate of dumplings , a catty of hawthorn and other small things.

Calling for the same style of "I love my son" sweater that Yu Baohong knitted not long ago.Hey, this is a handmade peripheral made by real people!But Yan Jinyun got a headache when he saw the "sweater" at the moment, he said silently in his heart, and his reply appeared on the screen: "Boss has no time to knit sweaters recently, I will make some pastries later, and send them to you to try!"

This afternoon, Yu Baohong was sewing clothes, and Yan Jinyun sat opposite him, exchanging words with the audience from time to time.But Yu Baohong didn't know that there was an audience, he only felt that Yan Jinyun took the initiative to accompany him.Yu Baohong was so happy in his heart, he couldn't help but wagged his tail at Yan Jinyun and said, "Father, Tian Tian gave me [-] cents pocket money, I'll buy candy for dad!"

"If you want candy, buy it yourself, don't pretend to buy it for me." Yan Jinyun said.

"Father, I really want to buy it for you. The sesame candy is delicious, put a piece in your mouth...the taste is amazing!" Yu Baohong couldn't help swallowing.He used to be a lazy guy, but now he is not lazy, but he is even more delicious.

While talking, Yu Baohong put down her needlework and began to rummage through the cabinets.Yan Jinyun asked him what he was doing, and he said that last time Bai Fengling bought some imported candies for the two children in the family, and the children probably hadn't finished eating them yet.He rummaged and rummaged, and sure enough, he found a bag of candy.It is said to be a pack, but in fact there are only a dozen pills left.Yu Baohong dutifully asked Yan Jinyun if he wanted to eat, Yan Jinyun shook his head.Yu Baohong peeled off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. Then, with his increasingly dexterous hands, he restored the candy wrapper back, and carefully blew up the empty candy wrapper, making it look like there was still candy in it. Same.

"What are you doing?" Yan Jinyun asked.

Yu Baohong said: "As the child grows up, he can count. It's not as easy to deceive as before. You can't fake the number."

Yan Jinyun: "..."

Live audience: "..."