Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

Yan Jinyun is chatting with all the bosses in the deep mountain farm.

There are a few big bosses who are really big bosses. Even if Yan Jinyun doesn't know their previous identities, but with his ability to see people, he can know that these people used to be in high positions.Of course, Yan Jinyun didn't need to curry favor with them, and at this time, there was no need to disclose their identities.He maintains his personality as a simple old farmer who understands righteousness.

Uh, although he doesn't look like a simple old farmer.

While talking, I saw Xiaowei's father Sanwazi running over in a hurry, holding on to the gate of the farm, and shouting at the top of his voice: "It's not good! Daddy Huzi, your Huzi beat you!" Wake up! Go back and have a look!"

Yan Jinyun: "???"

The farm area is very large, Yan Jinyun stood in front of the house and chatted with everyone, and it was a bit difficult to hear what San Wazi shouted from a distance.He suspected that he had heard it wrong, how many sons in his family could fight?Sanwazi isn't joking, is he?

Uncle Hong was in charge of guarding the gate, but he heard Sanwazi's words clearly. When Sanwazi had recovered his breath, he asked curiously, "Why did the fight start? Tell me clearly. It shouldn't be, you sons of a bitch." Isn't it very united?"

Sanwazi was about to answer, but he didn't know what he thought of, when he suddenly laughed meanly.

Uncle Hong: "..."

Sanwazi leaned forward and backward with laughter, almost bursting into tears.Uncle Hong couldn't help squinting at him. There might be something wrong with this young man.San Wazi smiled and said intermittently: "Hahahaha...just Big Huzi and Erhuzi...hahaha...they are both filial. They are so filial that they couldn't help arguing."

Who would have imagined that Da Huzi and Er Huzi, two adults who are married and have children, would still like to compete for favor like children. They also made short stories about each other.At first, it was Da Huzi who said that Er Huzi's feet were smelly, but Da Huzi didn't think his feet were smelly.How can Er Huzi be convinced? He is usually clumsy and tongue-tied, but at this moment he retorted immediately: "Let's not say that my feet are not that smelly at all. Who doesn't wash their feet before going to bed? What about you? You love to fart in bed!"

They quarreled in the field, not only them, but also other people around!

Everyone was not mean, but they felt very funny after hearing this, and then couldn't help booing: "Big Huzi? Is what your brother said true? Our Captain Tian is so powerful, how dare you fart under the bed ?” Aren’t you afraid that she will beat you up?As the captain of the militia here, Tian Tian is as powerful as the legendary King of Chu in the hearts of the people in the commune!

But the big tiger didn't care about bickering with others, and concentrated on arguing with the second tiger: "Isn't it the one time I ate my stomach badly, do I need to talk over and over again? When I warmed Dad's bed, I made sure that I didn't fart casually. Even if there is a fart, I hold it back."

"Why do you let Dad risk smelling your fart to sleep with you! Is this how you respect Dad?" Er Huzi refused to budge on this matter, "Daddy likes me the most, I really feel cold in bed He would definitely prefer to sleep with me."

Dahuzi laughed angrily: "Why do you say that Dad likes you the most? Dad obviously likes me the most!"

"I was the one who liked me the most!"

"You wronged me for farting, I can bear it, but you said that Dad likes you the most, this is unbearable. How can I say this? Oh, self-knowledge! To be a human being, you must have self-knowledge. I am what Dad likes the most. son."

"Oh, dad never hit me."

"Hitting is pain and scolding is love. Dad hit me because he is willing to discipline me. He just values ​​me!"

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The fight started like this, and the onlookers were stunned.A young daughter-in-law murmured: "My five-year-old Dabao and my three-year-old Xiaobao are always so noisy..." I didn't expect that such a grown-up would still like to snatch his father.

Because Liu Huahua was at the scene, an aunt whispered, "Director Liu, hurry up and persuade your man and your uncle."

Liu Huahua coughed lightly, as if everyone thought she was going to teach these two naive men a lesson, but they heard Liu Huahua say, "Okay, stop arguing. In this family, father clearly values ​​our daughters-in-law more." She originally wanted to say that Yan Jinyun valued her the most, but after all, she was someone else's daughter-in-law, not a daughter-in-law, so she had the nerve to argue about this in front of outsiders, so she took all her sister-in-law and siblings with her.She silently added in her heart, it's the best for me.

Da Huzi and Er Huzi said in unison: "Father values ​​you all because of our face."

Really not... Liu Huahua said in her heart.She also knew that her uncle would sometimes pull her family to talk to each other in whispers, probably this was their reason to comfort themselves.She smiled and said, "If you think so, then I can't help it." But Dad definitely values ​​us as daughters-in-law more, especially me.

Liu Huahua withdrew from the battlefield among the men, leaving Da Huzi and Er Huzi to continue arguing.

In order to prove who is the most favored one, the two of them began to look at each other's history.Er Huzi said that his father always cared about him, and when he finally got something to eat in a bad year, he would give him an extra portion so that he would not lose his health.Da Huzi said that I would not listen, but Dad must value me the most, otherwise how could Dad teach me how to do it?

Liu Huahua couldn't help but interjected: "Father is still wholeheartedly teaching me and sister-in-law to read!"

The aunt teased Liu Huahua: "Why are you adding oil and vinegar?"

Sanwazi has been in contact with Yan Jinyun a lot recently because of his son Xiaowei. Seeing Yan Jinyun's two sons arguing back and forth, although he is a generation younger than Yan Jinyun, at this moment he actually got something from Yan Jinyun. A subtle sense of satisfaction.Look, it doesn't matter if you are a generation older than me, I only have one son, and you have two!

Sanwazi came to the farm to "congratulate" Yan Jinyun.

After learning the complete story from San Wazi, Lao Liang and the others were all laughing like crazy. Even the most reserved Lao Feng tried to put on a serious daily expression, but the slightly raised corners of his mouth were still betrayed him.Only Yan Jinyun had a dark face.Old Liang has always been narrow-minded. Now that he is celebrating the new year on the farm, he put aside everything before and took root on the farm, and his personality has completely returned to his previous appearance. He joked to Yan Jinyun: "You are a father. Hurry up and go back and have a look...a little later, I'm afraid you won't be able to end the scene after they react."

The ancients said it well, don't worry about scarcity but inequality.

What Lao Liang means is that the two tigers are looking at each other's history. You said that Dad used to treat me like this secretly, and he said that Dad used to treat me that way secretly. It is really fun to show off to each other, but when you show off When it's over, will they suddenly react: Dad used to treat you like that sneakily?I really am not his favorite tiger?

Yan Jinyun knew that Lao Liang and the others wanted to see a joke: "It's definitely not." My sons are easy to coax.

Yan Jinyun was really not in a hurry, and walked back to the village leisurely.His two sons were coming to the farm to ask his father to judge.After seeing Yan Jinyun, Da Huzi said first, "Father, do you value me the most? What about the second child? When there was a famine, you managed to get some food, and you wanted to secretly give it to him? "

Sure enough, it came!It looks like the Shura Field is about to open!

Yan Jinyun glared at the boss: "Do you have the face to say? You were so lazy at the time, and the work in the field was always left to the second child. I don't know how to make up for him. Is it possible to make up for you, a lazy man? People are lazy. Don't blame me for being biased."

The boss was a little bit wronged at first, but then he thought about it, if he was really wronged, then his father would be more partial to the second child.How can this work!He quickly admitted his mistake and said: "Yes, yes, father is right. It is true that I am too lazy. The second brother is diligent, so I should give him more food." As he spoke, he felt relieved, because he It suddenly occurred to him that during that time, even if father distributed food in front of everyone, he still gave more food to the second child.Didn't dad just want to force me to be diligent by doing so aboveboard?Dad really did it for my own good, he came up with this method just to motivate me!

A bewildered expression appeared on the boss's face.

The second son reacted a bit slower, and he interrupted after the elder brother and father had finished talking, and said with a bit of grievance: "Father must have nothing to say to me... But, elder brother's current ability is to follow me. I learned it from my father, and when my father is at home leading my elder brother to learn skills, I will work in the fields. I spend less time with my father than my elder brother!" So, in the future, when you become older, father At that time, the yang energy is not strong, and the bed feels cold, so remember to ask me to warm the bed.It's not that I think my father is partial, my father is already very good, I just want to spend more time with him!

Yan Jinyun KO'ed the second child with only one sentence. He sighed and said quietly: "I wanted to teach you how to read at the beginning, but who didn't stick to it?" A good daughter-in-law strives for success.

Second child: "!!!"

The second child was shocked, and immediately put away all the grievances on his face, and said to Yan Jinyun: "Father, I am too disappointing...Father is right, you also wanted to teach me skills, yes I didn’t cherish it myself. I’m sorry for Dad’s good intentions!” He went outside to give a few speeches, and now he even knows the idiom “good intentions”.

Before the Shura field opened, it was completely closed.

Liu Huahua watched her father-in-law teach her son with a smile, and couldn't help singing a little red tune in her heart. I said it a long time ago, there is nothing to argue about between the two of you. In my father's heart, you both owe Just a little bit.

Yan Jinyun greeted the boss and the second child to go home together, and along the way taught them both to be more mature in the future, and not to bluff outside like a child.The eldest brother and the second looked at each other. The brothers had reconciled and reached a consensus through their eyes. Let's educate their youngest brother together as an older brother. He is the only one of them who will grow up. What about the people who have slept in father's house?

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T001 World Barrage: Although, I am the only one who thinks Father Yu has the potential to be a scumbag, hahahaha!