Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around
Chapter 227 Didn't I Come To Be An Old Father?
Before, when Song Jinlai deliberately told nonsense in order to drive away Yu Miaohong's former peach blossom, Yu Miaohong was very worried, worried that Hong Jing really believed Song Jinlai's nonsense, and thus thought that his brotherhood towards her was not pure enough.This tells him how to face his good brother in the future?As a result, Hong Jing didn't suspect anything at the time, just thought that everyone had always been brotherly.
However, at this moment, seeing Yu Miaohong wearing lipstick...
Hong Jing quickly completed an almost perfect reasoning in her mind: I really guessed it, Yu Miaohong's father is in the same situation as me → I regard Yu Miaohong as a brother, and I always pull Yu Miaohong as a cover when I smoke, drink and wear boxer underwear ,His father also likes to pull him as a cover→Hey, my big brother is a bit miserable→Hey, he always covers for his father, has he also cultivated a bit of a good wife and mother→No wonder so many girls chase after him He, he never agreed, because in a small family, only one good wife and mother is enough → wait, I am such a man, completely different from other girls, he will not like me → not ruled out This possibility, how can I face him in the future...
Yu Miaohong asked stupidly, "What are you looking at? Are you dumbfounded?"
Hong Jing pointed to his mouth.Yu Miaohong's appearance is the kind of thick eyebrows, big eyes, full of heroism that people like most at this time, and it is a very bright and majestic appearance.After he put on pink lipstick, don't mention how hot his eyes are.
Yu Miaohong pursed her lips and rubbed her hands with the back of her hand.It must have been "tortured" once, Yu Miaohong was a little calm when she saw the color on the back of her hand.There is a saying that goes well, there are only zero times and countless times for women's clothing, and the same is probably true for lipsticks.He said helplessly: "My dad must have painted it on me while I was asleep. My dad always does this..."
Hong Jing: "!!!"
Stone Hammer!Big brother, let me tell you, your father always sees his good wife and mother in his dreams!
Many people deliberately exaggerate when they speak in order to highlight their emotions.For example, Yu Miaohong, Yan Jinyun only put lipstick on him twice, but he used the saying "my dad always does this".These words fell into Hong Jing's ears, and she naturally understood that "Yu Miaohong's father often treats him like this, over and over again."
So Hong Jing has reason to guess, what is a good wife and good mother, it must be called a good mother if she is especially good at raising children. Maybe Yu Miaohong's father has a daughter in his dream, and he often dresses up his own in the dream Daughter, but there are only four sons in real life. In order to resonate with himself in the dream, he had to dress up as Yu Miaohong.
Hong Jing looked at Yu Miaohong sympathetically, and said, "You wait until I graduate, I..." Continue to drag you into trouble.Your father is pulling you into trouble, and it is easy to lead you astray.So I want to work harder and lead you back to the way of a real man.
But these words fell into Yu Miaohong's ears. He subconsciously thought that Hong Jing wanted to say that they would get married after she graduated!Yu Miaohong resisted the inexplicable joy in her heart, pretended to be calm on purpose, and nodded: "Okay."
In this way, the good brothers once again happily reached a consensus.
After breakfast, Hong Jing had to leave, and Yu Miaohong followed her, because Yu Miaohong also wanted to pay New Year's greetings to Hong Jing's grandfather.Yan Jinyun prepared a generous return gift. Although you can buy everything in the city, you need a ticket to buy everything. Therefore, when they buy meat, they often only cut one or two pieces of meat, so Yan Jinyun specially prepared a lot of game.
After seeing off Hong Jing, Tian Tian, Liu Huahua and Bai Fengling exchanged glances, and then Tian Tian led the way to Yan Jinyun's house.Tian Tian lowered her voice and said: "Father, although we are a father-in-law and daughter-in-law in name, we are actually companions. I have an obligation to take care of you. If you have any needs, just tell me with confidence, and I will definitely help you. .”
What do you little men think, just say it, and my big woman will help you out.
Yan Jinyun was a little surprised, he nodded and thanked Tian Tian for his kindness, but said, "It's fine as it is now."
"Father! Lingling has figured it out a long time ago, and we all know it already." Tian Tian said with some disapproval, "Father, seeing that Xiao Si is about to get married, you have raised all four sons to adulthood. It's time to live for yourself. You're just over forty now, and you're not very old yet. It's perfectly fine to find a wife. Father, we..."
Yan Jinyun glanced at Wu Shen from the corner of his eye, and Wu Shen smiled at him.
Wu Shen now exists in the form of a consciousness.Because the dimensions do not overlap, he does not exist in the three-dimensional space where Tian Tian and others exist. People in this time and space cannot perceive his existence in any way, and he will not have any effective communication with people in this time and space.But because Yan Jinyun wore special glasses, Yan Jinyun could see him.
Yan Jinyun hurriedly said: "Sweetie, I don't plan to find a wife."
Tian Tian asked: "Could it be that Dad, are you worried about the opposition of us juniors? Don't worry, we have discussed it in private, and everyone supports you to find another one. We have been searching for several months. I finally found a suitable candidate for my father. Didn’t Feng’er from our village marry into Xinei Village? There was a secular teacher in that village, who was five years younger than my father. They all need to be cultivated by themselves, very capable..."
Wu Shen's eyes were full of mockery.
Yan Jinyun said loudly: "No, no, it's inappropriate! Tian Tian, this matter is not negotiable, and I will not agree."
Tian Tian sighed helplessly.She thought, she really isn't good at dealing with men, men's minds are too tortuous, obviously father wants to find one, but now he disagrees, no wonder a man's heart is like a needle in the bottom of the sea.Tian Tian patted her buttocks and stood up and said, "Father, don't be shy, I'll ask Huahua to come in and talk to you."
Tian Tian went out and Liu Huahua came in instead.
Liu Huahua lowered her voice and said, "Father, I think the teacher who returned to vulgarity was prepared for you by the mountain god. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence? We were just thinking about finding one for you, and there is a teacher who has returned to vulgarity over there." .I went to Xinei Village to see it myself. The teacher is fat and white, just like my father, and looks very young. You two are a good match!"
When Liu Huahua speaks, she especially likes to cooperate with her upper body movements.Yan Jinyun just watched Liu Huahua's right hand hit Wu Shen's stomach, forcing Wu Shen to change his position - he stood directly next to Yan Jinyun.When Yan Jinyun looked at Liu Huahua, he saw Wu Shen first, and Wu Shen's nose was almost touching his nose.
Liu Huahua continued to mutter: "Father, if you have no idea, then go to worship the god of the deep mountain. If the god of the mountain has other arrangements, you tell me, and I will help you. Speaking of which, there is a young man in Lihua village. widow……"
A few minutes later, Liu Huahua also lost, and Bai Fengling came in instead.
The mistress who returned to vulgarity is obviously the first choice of the daughters-in-law, and Bai Fengling is also the most optimistic about this mistress. As soon as she entered the door, she said excitedly: "Father, that mistress has just passed 35. If you marry her in this year, we will marry her." Take good care of her body and keep her pregnant next year! The more babies in the family, the better. Dad, before you lose your fertility, let's try to have two babies in three years. If you think you can't bring it, I can help you with it..."
Yan Jinyun: "..."
Lingling, you were born in the wrong era, and you Leo people should be ambassadors for fertility promotion decades later.
Seeing that Yan Jinyun was not at all moved, Bai Fengling lowered his voice and asked, "Father, you can't be...cough, logically speaking, you're just forty. Otherwise, I'll give you a few medicines, and you'll be fine." There are no side effects." Between a normal father-in-law and daughter-in-law, talking like Bai Fengling is very inappropriate.But who told Bai Fengling to regard Yan Jinyun as an alien?We are the same degenerate people in the world, although we are not in the same generation, we are also the closest companions!
Seeing that Yan Jinyun's masculinity was being questioned, Wu Shen couldn't help laughing with his paralyzed face.
Yan Jinyun pointed to the door and said to Bai Fengling, "Go out—"
Well, the three daughters-in-law were kicked out.They got together and discussed earnestly for a while, thinking that the reason why Yan Jinyun was so firm in rejecting the teacher who had already left the secular life was that the four sons could not accept his marriage.The trouble should end it.They found their husbands and asked them to persuade Yan Jinyun.
Yan Jinyun hid ahead of time.
Yujia Village is located in the mountains, and the surrounding scenery is still very good.Even though it is winter now, the distant mountains still retain a bit of dark green and brown-red, and there are crops nearby that are not afraid of the cold.He and Wu Shen walked slowly on the country road.Wu Shen said that the company has already passed their application, and the trailer will be released in a few days.
Because of the different dimensions, Wu Shen's voice could not reach Yan Jinyun's ears.
Yan Jinyun could only stare at Wu Shen's lips, and judge what he said by observing his mouth shape.He just kept staring, staring hard, all kinds of staring.Staring at it, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "I can only watch but not eat, what a shame!"
"After you fall asleep, let's go back to the BUG space, and I'll prepare a table full of Chinese people for you." Wu Shen said.
When they came back from their stroll, their sons and daughters-in-law were talking around the fire.
The sons are very filial, and they must all hope that their father can live a comfortable life.Therefore, when it came to finding a wife for dad, the boss's first reaction was: "Is the teacher who has returned to vulgarity able to cook? Can she cook meat and vegetables? After she gets married, all the kitchen work will be handed over to Mrs. Can she do it?" Well, this guy just wants to be lazy and do less work.
The second child is more pragmatic: "As long as she treats Dad well, I have no problem."
The third child had the same thoughts as the second child, but thought more carefully: "That teacher is five years younger than my father? How is your health? Is there anything wrong with it? If your health is not good, you can't serve my father. You have to let me Dad will serve her instead."
What a son and daughter-in-law!
But they had obviously offended their father's sweetheart.
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Bai Fengling's five senses are very keen, and his sense of hearing and smell are far beyond that of ordinary people.She felt that Yan Jinyun was hallucinating.Because he always seems to be talking to someone, and the chat is very pleasant, but that person obviously does not exist.
Bai Fengling was worried that Yan Jinyun was suffering from Alzheimer's.
You're only 40 years old, why is it like this? !Worried, Bai Fengling went to Tian Tian and Liu Huahua to discuss matters.Tian Tian frowned and said: "I don't think our father is sick, he is so clear! Did you make a mistake?"
Bai Fengling said: "Absolutely no mistake! Our father imagined a non-existent person coming out, and I didn't hear what they said specifically, but just once, I heard him call that person dear, and said See you in a dream or something!"
"But Dad is normal in other things, and he seems to be in a good mood recently." Liu Huahua said.
"Could it be that dad was stalked by spirits in the mountains?" Tian Tian had heard many legends of ghosts.
These words reminded Liu Huahua that their father is blessed, blessed by the mountain god, and naturally all evils will not invade, so the truth is... She slapped her thigh fiercely: "I know! No wonder our father has always refused to allow us to help him The marriages we were looking for. Our father is destined to be a fairy, so he doesn't like ordinary people. He must have gone to the mountain god and begged a fairy to come back!"
The more she thought about it, the more she thought about it. Liu Huahua clasped her hands together as if praying, and greeted the fairy mother-in-law devoutly in her heart.
However, at this moment, seeing Yu Miaohong wearing lipstick...
Hong Jing quickly completed an almost perfect reasoning in her mind: I really guessed it, Yu Miaohong's father is in the same situation as me → I regard Yu Miaohong as a brother, and I always pull Yu Miaohong as a cover when I smoke, drink and wear boxer underwear ,His father also likes to pull him as a cover→Hey, my big brother is a bit miserable→Hey, he always covers for his father, has he also cultivated a bit of a good wife and mother→No wonder so many girls chase after him He, he never agreed, because in a small family, only one good wife and mother is enough → wait, I am such a man, completely different from other girls, he will not like me → not ruled out This possibility, how can I face him in the future...
Yu Miaohong asked stupidly, "What are you looking at? Are you dumbfounded?"
Hong Jing pointed to his mouth.Yu Miaohong's appearance is the kind of thick eyebrows, big eyes, full of heroism that people like most at this time, and it is a very bright and majestic appearance.After he put on pink lipstick, don't mention how hot his eyes are.
Yu Miaohong pursed her lips and rubbed her hands with the back of her hand.It must have been "tortured" once, Yu Miaohong was a little calm when she saw the color on the back of her hand.There is a saying that goes well, there are only zero times and countless times for women's clothing, and the same is probably true for lipsticks.He said helplessly: "My dad must have painted it on me while I was asleep. My dad always does this..."
Hong Jing: "!!!"
Stone Hammer!Big brother, let me tell you, your father always sees his good wife and mother in his dreams!
Many people deliberately exaggerate when they speak in order to highlight their emotions.For example, Yu Miaohong, Yan Jinyun only put lipstick on him twice, but he used the saying "my dad always does this".These words fell into Hong Jing's ears, and she naturally understood that "Yu Miaohong's father often treats him like this, over and over again."
So Hong Jing has reason to guess, what is a good wife and good mother, it must be called a good mother if she is especially good at raising children. Maybe Yu Miaohong's father has a daughter in his dream, and he often dresses up his own in the dream Daughter, but there are only four sons in real life. In order to resonate with himself in the dream, he had to dress up as Yu Miaohong.
Hong Jing looked at Yu Miaohong sympathetically, and said, "You wait until I graduate, I..." Continue to drag you into trouble.Your father is pulling you into trouble, and it is easy to lead you astray.So I want to work harder and lead you back to the way of a real man.
But these words fell into Yu Miaohong's ears. He subconsciously thought that Hong Jing wanted to say that they would get married after she graduated!Yu Miaohong resisted the inexplicable joy in her heart, pretended to be calm on purpose, and nodded: "Okay."
In this way, the good brothers once again happily reached a consensus.
After breakfast, Hong Jing had to leave, and Yu Miaohong followed her, because Yu Miaohong also wanted to pay New Year's greetings to Hong Jing's grandfather.Yan Jinyun prepared a generous return gift. Although you can buy everything in the city, you need a ticket to buy everything. Therefore, when they buy meat, they often only cut one or two pieces of meat, so Yan Jinyun specially prepared a lot of game.
After seeing off Hong Jing, Tian Tian, Liu Huahua and Bai Fengling exchanged glances, and then Tian Tian led the way to Yan Jinyun's house.Tian Tian lowered her voice and said: "Father, although we are a father-in-law and daughter-in-law in name, we are actually companions. I have an obligation to take care of you. If you have any needs, just tell me with confidence, and I will definitely help you. .”
What do you little men think, just say it, and my big woman will help you out.
Yan Jinyun was a little surprised, he nodded and thanked Tian Tian for his kindness, but said, "It's fine as it is now."
"Father! Lingling has figured it out a long time ago, and we all know it already." Tian Tian said with some disapproval, "Father, seeing that Xiao Si is about to get married, you have raised all four sons to adulthood. It's time to live for yourself. You're just over forty now, and you're not very old yet. It's perfectly fine to find a wife. Father, we..."
Yan Jinyun glanced at Wu Shen from the corner of his eye, and Wu Shen smiled at him.
Wu Shen now exists in the form of a consciousness.Because the dimensions do not overlap, he does not exist in the three-dimensional space where Tian Tian and others exist. People in this time and space cannot perceive his existence in any way, and he will not have any effective communication with people in this time and space.But because Yan Jinyun wore special glasses, Yan Jinyun could see him.
Yan Jinyun hurriedly said: "Sweetie, I don't plan to find a wife."
Tian Tian asked: "Could it be that Dad, are you worried about the opposition of us juniors? Don't worry, we have discussed it in private, and everyone supports you to find another one. We have been searching for several months. I finally found a suitable candidate for my father. Didn’t Feng’er from our village marry into Xinei Village? There was a secular teacher in that village, who was five years younger than my father. They all need to be cultivated by themselves, very capable..."
Wu Shen's eyes were full of mockery.
Yan Jinyun said loudly: "No, no, it's inappropriate! Tian Tian, this matter is not negotiable, and I will not agree."
Tian Tian sighed helplessly.She thought, she really isn't good at dealing with men, men's minds are too tortuous, obviously father wants to find one, but now he disagrees, no wonder a man's heart is like a needle in the bottom of the sea.Tian Tian patted her buttocks and stood up and said, "Father, don't be shy, I'll ask Huahua to come in and talk to you."
Tian Tian went out and Liu Huahua came in instead.
Liu Huahua lowered her voice and said, "Father, I think the teacher who returned to vulgarity was prepared for you by the mountain god. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence? We were just thinking about finding one for you, and there is a teacher who has returned to vulgarity over there." .I went to Xinei Village to see it myself. The teacher is fat and white, just like my father, and looks very young. You two are a good match!"
When Liu Huahua speaks, she especially likes to cooperate with her upper body movements.Yan Jinyun just watched Liu Huahua's right hand hit Wu Shen's stomach, forcing Wu Shen to change his position - he stood directly next to Yan Jinyun.When Yan Jinyun looked at Liu Huahua, he saw Wu Shen first, and Wu Shen's nose was almost touching his nose.
Liu Huahua continued to mutter: "Father, if you have no idea, then go to worship the god of the deep mountain. If the god of the mountain has other arrangements, you tell me, and I will help you. Speaking of which, there is a young man in Lihua village. widow……"
A few minutes later, Liu Huahua also lost, and Bai Fengling came in instead.
The mistress who returned to vulgarity is obviously the first choice of the daughters-in-law, and Bai Fengling is also the most optimistic about this mistress. As soon as she entered the door, she said excitedly: "Father, that mistress has just passed 35. If you marry her in this year, we will marry her." Take good care of her body and keep her pregnant next year! The more babies in the family, the better. Dad, before you lose your fertility, let's try to have two babies in three years. If you think you can't bring it, I can help you with it..."
Yan Jinyun: "..."
Lingling, you were born in the wrong era, and you Leo people should be ambassadors for fertility promotion decades later.
Seeing that Yan Jinyun was not at all moved, Bai Fengling lowered his voice and asked, "Father, you can't be...cough, logically speaking, you're just forty. Otherwise, I'll give you a few medicines, and you'll be fine." There are no side effects." Between a normal father-in-law and daughter-in-law, talking like Bai Fengling is very inappropriate.But who told Bai Fengling to regard Yan Jinyun as an alien?We are the same degenerate people in the world, although we are not in the same generation, we are also the closest companions!
Seeing that Yan Jinyun's masculinity was being questioned, Wu Shen couldn't help laughing with his paralyzed face.
Yan Jinyun pointed to the door and said to Bai Fengling, "Go out—"
Well, the three daughters-in-law were kicked out.They got together and discussed earnestly for a while, thinking that the reason why Yan Jinyun was so firm in rejecting the teacher who had already left the secular life was that the four sons could not accept his marriage.The trouble should end it.They found their husbands and asked them to persuade Yan Jinyun.
Yan Jinyun hid ahead of time.
Yujia Village is located in the mountains, and the surrounding scenery is still very good.Even though it is winter now, the distant mountains still retain a bit of dark green and brown-red, and there are crops nearby that are not afraid of the cold.He and Wu Shen walked slowly on the country road.Wu Shen said that the company has already passed their application, and the trailer will be released in a few days.
Because of the different dimensions, Wu Shen's voice could not reach Yan Jinyun's ears.
Yan Jinyun could only stare at Wu Shen's lips, and judge what he said by observing his mouth shape.He just kept staring, staring hard, all kinds of staring.Staring at it, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "I can only watch but not eat, what a shame!"
"After you fall asleep, let's go back to the BUG space, and I'll prepare a table full of Chinese people for you." Wu Shen said.
When they came back from their stroll, their sons and daughters-in-law were talking around the fire.
The sons are very filial, and they must all hope that their father can live a comfortable life.Therefore, when it came to finding a wife for dad, the boss's first reaction was: "Is the teacher who has returned to vulgarity able to cook? Can she cook meat and vegetables? After she gets married, all the kitchen work will be handed over to Mrs. Can she do it?" Well, this guy just wants to be lazy and do less work.
The second child is more pragmatic: "As long as she treats Dad well, I have no problem."
The third child had the same thoughts as the second child, but thought more carefully: "That teacher is five years younger than my father? How is your health? Is there anything wrong with it? If your health is not good, you can't serve my father. You have to let me Dad will serve her instead."
What a son and daughter-in-law!
But they had obviously offended their father's sweetheart.
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Bai Fengling's five senses are very keen, and his sense of hearing and smell are far beyond that of ordinary people.She felt that Yan Jinyun was hallucinating.Because he always seems to be talking to someone, and the chat is very pleasant, but that person obviously does not exist.
Bai Fengling was worried that Yan Jinyun was suffering from Alzheimer's.
You're only 40 years old, why is it like this? !Worried, Bai Fengling went to Tian Tian and Liu Huahua to discuss matters.Tian Tian frowned and said: "I don't think our father is sick, he is so clear! Did you make a mistake?"
Bai Fengling said: "Absolutely no mistake! Our father imagined a non-existent person coming out, and I didn't hear what they said specifically, but just once, I heard him call that person dear, and said See you in a dream or something!"
"But Dad is normal in other things, and he seems to be in a good mood recently." Liu Huahua said.
"Could it be that dad was stalked by spirits in the mountains?" Tian Tian had heard many legends of ghosts.
These words reminded Liu Huahua that their father is blessed, blessed by the mountain god, and naturally all evils will not invade, so the truth is... She slapped her thigh fiercely: "I know! No wonder our father has always refused to allow us to help him The marriages we were looking for. Our father is destined to be a fairy, so he doesn't like ordinary people. He must have gone to the mountain god and begged a fairy to come back!"
The more she thought about it, the more she thought about it. Liu Huahua clasped her hands together as if praying, and greeted the fairy mother-in-law devoutly in her heart.
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