Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

Hei Tuanzi failed to play happily in Yan Jinyun's dream, so he went to Wu Shen's dream again.

Wu Shen's dream was very normal, even in the dream, everyone didn't grow weird ears and tails, they were all exactly the same as in real life.Even the things they do are the same, Wu Shen is helping Yan Jinyun paint things.

Yan Jinyun lay there with his limbs stretched out, wearing only a pair of well-wrapped underwear all over his body.Heituanzi hid in the corner and watched for a while, there was nothing on Huahua's back, why did Wuwu paint him with a transparent layer?It walked over swaggeringly and asked curiously, "Witch, what are you applying? It looks like oil!"

Wu Shen: "???"

Even in a dream, Wu Shen's logic is impeccable.He felt that the appearance of Hei Tuanzi was unreasonable, so in the next second, Hei Tuanzi was locked in a room.This room is exactly the same as the one it lives in in the villa in real life.Hei Tuanzi was pressed in front of the desk, and there were many test papers on the desk, including mathematics, Chinese, and natural science.Heituanzi heard Wu Shen say: "Since you are full of energy and can't sleep, then do the paper."

This is a real dream led by Wu Shen, not a mirage woven by Hei Tuanzi, so theoretically Wu Shen is the supreme god in this dream, and Hei Tuanzi was arrested by him.However, it has a special bloodline after all, for it, getting rid of Wu Shen's control is as easy as breaking a strand of hair, but it doesn't dare to challenge Wu Shen's authority.

Even in a dream.

Therefore, Heituanzi wrote the paper all night rather aggrieved.

Early the next morning, Hei Tuanzi went to complain to Yan Jinyun.Yan Jinyun was itchy and wanted to hit the child, but this product was delivered to the door by himself.Yan Jinyun smirked and said, "Oh? I wrote the paper all night? It sounds pretty good!"

"Where is it not bad? Math papers are so difficult." Heituanzi didn't notice the danger at all, and it still wanted to instigate Yan Jinyun to go to Wu Shen to help it get revenge, "Huahua, let me tell you, Wuwu is dreaming." At that time, I even put oil on you, just like when you bake chicken wings, you will first put a layer of oil on the chicken wings. You must want to eat you!"

Aww, he wants to eat you, so go find him trouble!Also fine him to do papers!It's all math papers!

The expression on Yan Jinyun's face suddenly became very strange.

The black ball was floating in the air, as if a naughty child was dancing.It described the scene it saw with its own eyes very vividly: "It's true, I didn't lie to you! I won't lie! In his dream, you were lying on the bed, looking like you were being slaughtered." Wu Wu rubbed that transparent oil on your body, starting from the back, and wiped it very carefully. He must want to eat you, otherwise why would he anoint you with oil? He is good or bad! "

Is it okay to let this child go on talking?Yan Jinyun hurriedly hugged this heartless little thing tightly in his arms, and then tightly covered its suspected mouth: "Stop talking! Don't casually enter our dreams in the future. What about dreams? The more private ones involve a person's privacy. Don't violate our privacy!"

Well, after being punished by Wu Shen for a whole night of examination papers, Hei Tuanzi was educated by Yan Jinyun again.Heituanzi was extremely wronged.Heituanzi decided to run away from home.It also knew that Wu Shen and Yan Jinyun came to Aojiang City to track down the hunting magic energy and find out the reason why the magic energy hunted.Therefore, Heituanzi had an idea, and it was going to solve the puzzle first!

Hmph, it's time to increase my contribution in this family and improve my family status!

Heituanzi said that the smell outside was too bad and that it was going to hide in the mirage, but in fact it slipped away to the construction site quietly.Yan Jinyun didn't expect that such an obedient child as Hei Tuanzi would be obedient and obedient.He and Wu Shen didn't plan to go to the construction site for now, but they still had things to do.They followed the route of that demonic energy, collecting the remaining demonic energy along the way.

These are valuable materials for research!

Yan Jinyun didn't wear the cloak at the moment, only wearing long clothes and trousers, a hat and black-rimmed glasses, and deliberately let down his long hair, looking like an otaku who rarely goes out.Pedestrians on the street came and went in a hurry, even if someone saw him and thought his skin was fair, they would not think too much about it.He and Wu Shen are like two young people who have just come to Ojiang City for tourism. Wu Shen still has a camera hanging on his chest, walking and taking pictures along the way, looking very interested.

At noon, Yan Jinyun took Wu Shen to choose a Chinese restaurant that looked good, and asked for a private room after entering the door.Yan Jinyun ordered a lot of dishes, three of which were elbows alone, he and Wu Shen ate half, and Hei Tuanzi had two and a half.The waiter hinted that ordering too much food would be a waste, Yan Jinyun said with a smile: "Don't worry, we can finish it all."

The waiter found this very suspicious, but the customer insisted on ordering, so he had to do so.

While waiting, Yan Jinyun suddenly said: "Is the whitening clay I usually use black?" His tone was very casual, as if he was talking nonsense like "The weather is very good today", but when he said this, his eyes were clear. Hidden interest.

"That's right." Wu Shen replied casually.

"Then why in your dream, you did not paint me with black mud, but transparent oil?"

Wu Shen almost spit out the lemonade from his mouth!A trace of heat quickly shot up to the tip of his ear, and the skin behind the ear was as beautiful as if suddenly dyed with a layer of rouge.This question is actually easy to answer. The reason why it is transparent oil is, of course, that the black beauty mud blocks the line of sight too much. How can it be like oil, which can make Yan Jinyun more beautiful and delicious, and the beauty mud needs to be applied thickly. Where will it not affect the feel at all like a thin layer of oil...

For males who are in the courtship period, isn't it normal for some dirty settings to appear in their dreams?

Yan Jinyunzai carefully licked the rouge color that was faintly exposed behind Wu Shen's ears with his eyes, then he accepted it as soon as he saw it, and said with a smile: "I want to upgrade the whitening mud. You also know the formula of the whitening mud , without destroying its effect, what can I do to change the black whitening clay into transparent whitening oil? Do you have any ideas?"

Wu Shen became more and more shy.Of course, you can't tell this by looking at his face, you need to look at details like ears.Shyness is shyness, and the opportunity that should be seized must not be let go.Wu Shen said as a matter of course: "I already have an idea..."

Delicious food was served one after another.Neither Yan Jinyun nor Wu Shen moved their chopsticks.When all the dishes were served, Yan Jinyun said that he did not need private room service, and then locked the door behind him.They're going to call Hei Tuanzi out for dinner.

Waited and waited, but no black ball came out.I waited and waited, but still no Heituanzi came out.

Heituanzi had already sneaked into the clearing.For it, the stench of rotting meat is more obvious.Fortunately, I got used to the stinky smell, but I couldn't smell anything after my nose stopped working.Several monks on the construction site were chanting sutras with their eyes closed.The monks were all bald, but among the few bald heads stood a man with colorfully dyed hair.

Hei Tuanzi couldn't help looking at Qi Qi a few more times, and said with envy in his heart: "His Mao Mao is so beautiful!"

The construction site is not small, and the first few houses that started to be built are almost finished.Heituanzi tried hard to use the way of thinking of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen.It thought that when no house was built here before, there were no such messy things at all, so it had reason to suspect that during the process of building the house, humans accidentally provoked something.

Heituanzi planned to look at the houses that were about to be built one by one.

The developer originally planned to build high-end villas in this area, so there is a certain distance between each house to ensure privacy.Heituanzi found nothing after looking through the first building and the second building. When he got close to the third building, he was suddenly shocked.It turned out that its nose did not strike!This is where it stinks the most!Nowhere else is as smelly as here!

Once children have started their adventures, they have no regard for time at all.

Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen waited for a long time for a table of dishes.Wu Shen took out the tracking incense from his schoolbag and said, "It's a good thing I'm prepared..." Otherwise, I don't know what to do if the child is lost, and it's useless to report it to the police station!

The incense was lit, and even though there was no wind in the private room, its smoke automatically drifted in one direction.Wu Shen had previously planted a primer on Hei Tuanzi to track the incense, so the incense could point it in the direction.Of course, the premise is that Hei Tuanzi is staying at the time node in reality. If it enters the mirage, then tracking Xiang will not be able to find it.

"It went to the construction site?" Yan Jinyun's complexion changed, "Who knows what's there! Let's run to see right away!"

They immediately checked out and left, the food on the table hardly moved.Yan Jinyun felt that this was a bit of a waste, so he delayed less than half a minute and asked Wu Shen to release the three ghosts of Dang Mingxin, then lit a stick of incense and provided them with food.According to Dang Mingxin, they can absorb the spiritual energy in the food through incense. Although they can't taste the food during this process, the only thing they can smell is the smell of incense, but they can get a little bit of satisfaction.

Seeing the backs of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen leaving gracefully, the waiter was extremely shocked. After ordering such a large table of food, with such a little effort, they finished eating and left?He walked into the private room to take a look, but saw that the food on the table had not moved at all.

A look of disdain appeared on the waiter's face.He thought very helplessly, these rich people are really too much, they dare to waste food like this!It's a pity that there are rules and regulations in their store. Once the food is on the customer's table, it can no longer be eaten by others, so sometimes even if the wrong dish is served, even if the customer has not touched the dish, they will not ask for it back. Instead, it will be given to the guests at that table for free, because it involves food safety issues.

It can't be eaten by people, but it can't be poured like this!

The waiter quickly picked out the clean meat and vegetables, put them in plastic bags, and when they got off work, they took them to the place where stray cats and dogs were usually fed, and gave them to the fluffy cats.Two stray dogs approached cheerfully.The waiter took an elbow out of a plastic bag.A silly dog ​​bit it without saying a word, and then there was obvious shock in the dog's eyes!Ahhh, my dear God, why did you bring me a piece of wood today?This can't be eaten either!

The dog stopped wagging its tail, and spat out the elbow in its mouth very aggrieved.

waiter:"???"

What a good elbow, why not eat it!

Then a hunchbacked old man passed by them.This old man is not a person from the spiritual world, but an ordinary old man, but he has seen some things in his early years.He lives near here and has just returned from burning papers for dead relatives at the crossroads.The old man stood by and looked at it for a while, then shook his head and said, "Young man, throw away the food you offered to the ghost, and don't feed it to the dogs. This food is no longer food, and it won't taste good after being eaten by the ghost."

waiter:"???"

waiter:"!!!"

The waiter lowered his head and approached the elbow that was still in the plastic bag, took a bite out of nowhere, and vomited it all up in the next second.He was so scared that he sat down on the ground.Ghost, did you see a ghost in broad daylight?