Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

"This is the power of knowledge? I'm going to die laughing at Brother Eagle!"

"Hahahaha, I don't know anything else, but my aunt and uncle contributed to the sales of the new album. The reason is that my cousin made progress in the monthly exam. The husband and wife also solemnly assured their cousin that, As long as the cousin continues to keep up with this learning spirit, they will still help Brother Eagle with data, albums, magazines, and endorsements are unambiguous."

"Um, isn't that good? I feel like I'm using my academic performance to blackmail my parents and ask them to help me chase stars?"

"Upstairs, you can't say that. How many times my aunt raised her blood pressure because of tutoring the child's homework, but this didn't improve my cousin's grades, and it also made the parent-child relationship tense. Ever since my cousin became a fan of Brother Eagle, She started to take the initiative to learn, and she can go to the group to ask her brothers and sisters when encountering problems. With this learning autonomy, the effect is better than those high-priced cram schools. My aunt is also a fan of Eagle Brother. She treats my cousin Said, the cousin sets a small goal in studies, and she sets a small goal in work, and the mother and daughter make progress together. This kind of parent-child relationship is very healthy."

"By the way, when I was licking Brother Eagle on my mobile phone today, my dad passed by me. My dad is over 50, and he only watches war dramas in TV dramas. He never follows variety shows and never remembers the names of celebrities. As a result, my dad Suddenly came a sentence, the novel that someone chased after this star won a world award, you also chase this star, don’t you make some achievements?”

"Same world with the same type of father, I was also laughed at by my father. QAQ"

"I would like to give everyone Amway a variety show "Two People", see you at Dark Green Channel at [-] o'clock tonight. The last episode of the first season, a family-friendly variety show suitable for all ages, and the warm moments of Brother Jiu and his teammates, everyone really appreciates it." Why don't you come and have a shot!"

"I used to see videos of parents not allowing cats on the Internet, but after their children really have cats, the parents treat cats better than anyone else. I saw a sentence at that time, saying it in the tone of a cat: Just take me with you. Go home, and I'll take care of your whole family. When Brother Jiu comes here, this sentence is inexplicably suitable, you just have to be a fan of me, and I'll take care of your whole family!"

"Wow! This idea is very good! By the way, please send me a picture of Brother Jiu and the cat."

……

Thanks to fans' Amway, "Two People" also ushered in a peak ratings.Many young people do not have the right to control the remote control at home. The remote control belongs to parents, even grandparents.But on this night, this group of young people justly tuned the TV to the dark green channel, and said solemnly: "Do you know Brother Eagle? A high school student got inspiration from his live broadcast because he watched it. As a result, the novel I wrote won a world-class award. If you don’t let me watch Brother Jiu’s variety show, maybe this will ruin my glorious road to winning a world award.”

Parents:"……"

Even if the parents complain about it, just because you are lazy and don't help when the oil bottle is upside down, can you win the world award?Go dreaming!But when they heard about Yan Jinyun's deeds from their juniors, they all had a good impression of this star.Okay, then the whole family sits on the sofa and watches "Two People", to see how good the star is.

For Chu Mingming, although she is also looking forward to the last episode of the program, she feels a little awkward in her heart, because anyone who has seen the trailer knows that this episode is about exchanging travel companions, and Chu Mingming wants to see Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen getting along more , do not want to see them apart.What are the friends in the group saying?The daily life of these two people, they can't wait to watch [-] episodes!

When the show started, Chu Mingming sat in front of the TV punctually, still holding snacks.

Then, she soon got really excited about the show, and took out her mobile phone to send a message in the fan group: "Hahaha, brother Jiu is obviously bullying the rabbit! Brother Jiu is so naughty, first Tie Zhu, then Wen Qing, Now it's the rabbit's turn."

"Brother Eagle is usually very reliable and versatile. He behaves super-A in all aspects. He has the feeling of a little wolf dog. Then when Brother Eagle is playing tricks on people, he is very witty and bad. His serious look is always the same. It reminds me of that kind of ferocious little milk dog. Ah, but the best boyfriend of Lang Kemai, I suddenly envy Ah Shen!"

Because this group is a CP group of fellow enthusiasts, there are often some speeches related to CP in the group.

"Sculpture, sculpture, you are incomplete, but you are also complete. How can Brother Jiu boast about this sentence?"

"This should be Brother Jiu's experience in bringing up children, right? From this, we can also see Brother Jiu's education method. When he usually takes care of those unrelated younger siblings, he must always focus on encouragement. That's why his younger brothers and sisters have such good personalities, they are all confident, and they will never feel inferior because of their background."

"Brother Eagle is so nice. QAQ"

The program on TV is still going on.

The shots between several groups of guests are interspersed.Soon came Wu Shen and Wen Qing's scene.None of the audience expected that Wu Shen would be able to empty out Wen Qing's rich library of cold jokes.Does Wu Shen also like cold jokes?Just when the audience thought so, Wu Shen said: "It's just that I took the time to read a few complete collections of bad jokes."

Mom, it turns out that the ability to see ten lines at a glance and never forget is real!

Seeing Wu Shen's expressionless face telling jokes, Chu Mingming's heart suddenly moved.Subconsciously, she took out her phone and glanced at it.Everyone is still lamenting Wu Shen's IQ and sympathizing with Wen Qing's experience.A cold joke, the little prince first met an old senior who didn't understand the stalk, and then met Wu Shen, a paralyzed star who couldn't laugh no matter how funny he was, it was so pitiful!

Chu Mingming was so excited that his hands were trembling, and he made typos several times, saying: "Why haven't you grasped the point yet! Ah Shen, who was scorned by Wen, who laughed too much in front of Brother Eagle, clearly It’s such a good laugh!” Chu Mingming’s mobile phone has stored a lot of animations of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen getting along, and these animations can be used as emoticons.Chu Mingming posted many photos in a row, some Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen looked at each other and smiled, and some Wu Shen looked at Yan Jinyun and smiled...

The group was abruptly quiet at first, and then quickly entered into the frenzy of swiping the screen.

"Damn it, you really deserve to be Da Da! Da Da really has sharp eyes!"

"Ahhh, I'm already a screaming machine!"

"Wen Qing is so pitiful, this kid dares to complain about Brother Shen's jokes, doesn't he know that Brother Shen's jokes are on Brother Jiu's body? Brother Shen only smiles when Brother Jiu moves. Wen Qing ate dog food without realizing it!"

"Brother Eagle, move ♂"

"Hey, it seems that a car drove past the group just now."

"Look carefully, it's really like this! Brother Shen looks like the kind of person who doesn't like to laugh. He is different from Teacher Qiu. Brother Shen knows memes and how to play memes, but he is a scientist like him. In his thinking, he may think that these memes are meaningless. Eating, drinking and drinking are also meaningless. Playing is also meaningless. Only being with Brother Eagle is interesting."

"I've already made up tens of thousands of words in my brain! My wife wrote it, a star who is full of life style and understands romance like a little sun, and a scientific geek who is addicted to research and feels that the whole world is meaningless. This kind of setting is very touching. ah!"

……

Originally thought that this episode of the show would be sugar-free, but after watching the show, Chu Mingming was full of ideas, immediately picked up the computer and stayed up for half the night, and wrote a fresh and hot fan art and posted it on the website.Chu Mingming didn't know it yet, but Wu Shen actually followed her writing account because he had set up an automatic keyword grabbing program on his computer.

Normally, Wu Shen would only care about whether the real information about Yan Jinyun—the real information here refers to the relationship between Yan Jinyun and the mercenary group—has been leaked, and then he will pay attention to whether there are black spots that have formed a scale.

This is also the reason why Yan Jinyun's black fans can't get up on the Internet.Not only because of Yan Jinyun's good image and popularity among passers-by, but also because of Wu Shen who has been monitoring public opinion.Anyway, the fifth district government still wants to get technology from Wu Shen. As for the matter of combating sunspots, as long as the hair is done, this matter is not a matter at all.

It took a long time before Wu Shen noticed Chu Mingming.This girl is so good at writing, she relied on her own strength to support half of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen's CP. (Chu Mingming: Love and small money make me productive, oh yeah!)

After noticing the existence of such a prolific author, Wu Shen looked at the row of short stories, novellas and novels that were being serialized with an astonishing number of hits. The status of "Zhenggong" and Lei Wen's complicated mood of worrying about the author writing a bunch of serious OOCs clicked in.

A few minutes later, Wu Shen silently backed out, registered an account, and left a message for the author's latest published short story, saying: They never fed each other on the show "Two People", let alone kissed each other. The act of hugging. (Chu Mingming claimed that the inspiration for this short story came from this variety show, so Wu Shen asked this question.)

Not long after, the author probably didn't see the message and didn't reply him yet, other friends rushed to reply.

Second floor: "Silly boy, they really didn't do this on the show, but they can do it in private!"

The third floor: "That's right! Only the tip of the iceberg can be captured in the camera, and nine tenths are hidden outside the camera!"

The fourth floor: "They have already kissed, I saw it with my own eyes. I will tell you secretly that it was Brother Jiu who took the initiative." This comment is "the root of all evil", because subsequent readers got inspiration from this comment and all Driven in reply.

Fifth floor: "Shen cooperated, I saw him wrapping his arms around Brother Jiu's waist."

Sixth floor: "Brother Jiu disliked Ah Shen for hugging him too tightly, so he hit him lightly, and moaned."

Seventh floor: "Ah Shen laughed badly, why, don't you like being hugged by me? You obviously liked it so much last night."

……

"What are you looking at? You...are you blushing?" Yan Jinyun, who was making freshly squeezed juice not far away, suddenly asked.

"No, no!" Wu Shen reacted very quickly to log out, log out of the account, and close the webpage. After thinking about it, he still felt that it was not safe, so he secretly deleted the one he just had just done with illegal means that a good boy can't learn. comments.

Well, he is still innocent, he has never done anything to cheat a car with empty hands!