Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

A cold joke that the little prince met his nemesis.

This is the first time Wen Qing has encountered such a situation, because he has a pair of parents who are very rich in clothes and very modern in other aspects. Parents and children often "steal" emoticons from each other and update each other's stocks of cold jokes.Many of his bad jokes are collected from his parents.Wen Qing was dumbfounded when he suddenly met an elder who didn't understand the meaning at all.

However, Wen Qing has an advantage.Although he is usually a little arrogant, he is very filial to his elders, and he is a very well-behaved boy in front of his elders.Therefore, he took good care of the old man along the way, and he took care of the old man's body during the itinerary.The old man has a particularly good impression of Wen Qing, and thinks this kid is cute no matter how he looks.

The old man's surname is Qiu, and he is called Uncle Qiu.A person like Uncle Qiu, who has been up and down in this circle for so many years, is actually very measured. If he doesn't really like someone, he will never nag to that person.

Wen Qing didn't use cold jokes to influence Uncle Qiu, but Uncle Qiu began to influence Wen Qing with knowledge of health preservation.

Uncle Qiu brought a thermos with him, and when he arrived at his destination, he didn't do anything else, but first found a place to fetch a cup of hot water.The first trip arranged by the program group is an archipelago in District No.13, and you can pick and choose several islands in a few days.People in other districts don't seem to be as enthusiastic about drinking boiled water as the fifth district.Wen Qing was still witty, took Uncle Qiu's thermos to the cafe and ordered a cappuccino, but no coffee, no milk, no sugar.

Well, only hot water is left.

Uncle Qiu looked at Wen Qing with joy.He was also a little embarrassed and said: "Old people like us are used to bringing the thermos wherever we go. The thermos is closer than my son. You can't drink cold ones, and you will easily get upset."

Wen Qing asked curiously: "I see that you have soaked something in the thermos, what is it?"

"There is something special about this!" Uncle Qiu said straightly, "I made jasmine tea today. This fragrance, smell it, isn't it fragrant? Let me tell you, fragrance has the effect of enlightening and reducing dampness The jasmine smells mellow in the mouth, which is very good. Didn’t I have chest tightness on the plane in front of me, drinking some jasmine tea can relieve the boredom in my chest.”

"Is it so amazing?"

"Yes! Do you want to try it? I brought a lot!" Uncle Qiu patted his small luggage. Chrysanthemum tea, this nourishes the liver and kidney."

Wen Qing nodded repeatedly at first, but soon realized that she had a strong desire to survive and said, "My kidneys are good!"

"Okay, I know your kidneys are good, young people don't show off." Uncle Qiu was very speechless, "I haven't finished yet, wolfberry and chrysanthemum can also improve eyesight. Don't you often play with your mobile phone with your head down, it hurts your eyes, drink something hot How much tea can make up for it."

Then, on the most prestigious island in District No.13, in a romantic place that is most suitable for watching the sunset, sitting next to the legendary lucky fountain blessed by Cupid, the little prince and the old man are holding thermos cups, Slowly drinking hot water.Zooming out, you can see the sweet interaction between the couple.The camera zoomed in, sipping hot water one mouthful at a time.

Uncle Qiu: "It's near the sea, and the humidity is too high. Turn around and fry the barley and soak it in water to drink."

Wen Qing: "Yeah!"

Gu Yang is the most introverted among the four. His partner is a young actress who is just in her early 20s. She is a little younger than Gu Yang, but she has already won the best prize at an important film festival. The heroine is gone.This actress has a very strong professional ability, and the various roles she plays are very good. The role she won is full of tension, but I didn't expect her to be like Gu Yang in real life, and she is also a relatively introverted people.

Two introverted and slow-tempered people got together...

Originally, when this actress was invited, the show crew definitely wanted to create a pink variety show effect.It's not really for the guests to fall in love, but when handsome men and beautiful women stand together, a chemical reaction will naturally occur.

As a result, both of them are so slow...

The directors following the filming were all anxious for them!

However, these two people are very professional. The program team invited them to record the program. They both wanted to record well, so they both wanted to break through their personality limitations and try to talk to each other, so a large-scale awkward chat scene appeared.

Gu Yang: "The pasta here is better than the one this morning."

The little actress: "This burger is also better than yesterday's."

Gu Yang: "The decoration is also more beautiful."

The little actress: "The color of the tablecloth is very coordinated."

The filming director thought in his heart: "This restaurant didn't pay our program group advertising fees, you guys are enough!"

From the effect of the program, how this group ends up depends on the editing.If the editing is not good, the character flaws of both of them will be very obvious.But if the editing and post-production are done well, the audience will feel that they are particularly cute.

Gradually, the two of them also became acquainted, and then entered the business mutual praise mode from the awkward chat mode.You praise me for dancing well, and I praise you for acting well.You told me about acting, and I listened carefully.I told you about dancing, and you listened carefully.You think I'm awesome, and I honestly think you're awesome.

Well, the lens is starting to have a pink tint.

Shan Zeyang's partner is an e-sports player. Not long ago, he achieved excellent results in international competitions. Because of Yan Hao, he became popular.Shan Zeyang is already 27 years old, and the child is only 17 years old. There is a full ten years difference between them.However, Shan Zeyang has always been good at taking care of others, and his personality is not aggressive, so he can get along well with children.

Well, the premise is that the child doesn't sing easily.

As soon as the child saw Shan Zeyang, he said that he really liked singing, but it was a pity that he couldn't sing well because he was tone deaf. This time he was lucky to be able to walk with a professional like Shan Zeyang, so he wanted to ask Shan Zeyang for some advice.Shan Zeyang naturally agreed.As a result, as soon as the child opened his mouth, he knelt down.This is no longer tone incomplete, this is a completely changed song!

But this kid really likes to sing. Seeing beautiful scenery, eating delicious food, and meeting interesting tourists, he wants to sing.His mantra is: "I suddenly thought of a song, I will sing a few lines."

Shan Zeyang was haggard physically and mentally.

The program team opened the back door for Yan Jinyun, and what Yan Jinyun got was to travel with a friend.He took Wu Shen with him.The program group originally aimed at Tie Zhu, a big internet celebrity, and the overall planning was aimed at the interaction between Yan Jinyun and Ke Mu.And since Ke Mu is an Internet celebrity, he can't be regarded as a complete outsider, and he certainly doesn't shy away from showing his face.

But Yan Jinyun chose Wu Shen, and the planning team had no objection, because Wu Shen was more mysterious.

A mysterious and handsome man, of course, can carry the ratings even more!

Yan Jinyun completely regarded this job as a public trip.Wen Qing and the others may still have some burdens, but Yan Jinyun is simply enjoying traveling.Of course, he also knows that the hot point of "Traveling with Friends" is that the audience wants to see your true self in front of your friends, and they also want to hear small revelations about celebrities from your friends.On this point, Yan Jinyun will certainly satisfy everyone.I am satisfied with filming with the director.

The filming director did not shoot 24 hours a day. After returning to the hotel at night, they stopped filming.So as long as the schedule is arranged reasonably, Yan Jinyun can spare time to live broadcast from time to time.The live broadcast was requested by the agent, Lao Chen.

Just follow the previous tone and answer all kinds of questions raised by fans in the live broadcast.

Lao Chen deliberately found a live broadcast platform to sign an agreement, anyway, he was determined not to waste any of Yan Jinyun's popularity.

Yan Jinyun did not live broadcast every day, but kept the frequency once a week for the time being.What Lao Chen meant was that if you are busy during this period, you can only do it once every half a month; if you are relatively free during this period, you can do it twice a week.

These days, there are many stars playing live broadcast, but Yan Jinyun's route is something that others cannot imitate.

His live broadcast room quickly became a meme on the Internet.

"Chasing stars? The kind that help you with the key points of the college entrance examination."

"My mother cares about my star-chasing progress every day, and is deeply afraid that I will lose my intimacy in Brother Jiu's live broadcast room."

"My mother opened the wallet and gave me a handful of banknotes, and asked me to go to Jiuge's live broadcast room to tip me. I said, I don't need my parents to pay for star chasing money, I can earn it by myself part-time. My mother asked in surprise, what is star chasing? This It’s money for your extra lessons!”

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At the end of the journey, there is a link to exchange travel companions, and travel companions are randomly exchanged by drawing lots.Wen Qing drew Wu Shen.He said goodbye to the old senior reluctantly: "I hate you, but now I have to tell jokes to others."

Because she had heard a lot about Wu Shen from Yan Jinyun before, Wen Qing was not unfamiliar with Wu Shen. When she met him, she happily greeted him, and then touched Wu Shen's face in awe. ...Uh, the corner of the clothes.

Wu Shen: "..."

Wen Qing said excitedly: "I touched you, will I become smarter in the future?"

Wu Shen twitched the corner of his mouth: "Anyway, I won't be any more stupid than now."

"Brother, it's not my illusion, is it? You seem to be complaining about me?" Wen Qing looked Wu Shen up and down, "I thought that people like you who do research would be very serious, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it...you sure Would love my jokes!"

Wen Qing chuckled: "Do you know why a flower is so funny?"

Wu Shen moved his super brain, and replied blankly, "Because it has a stalk."

Wen Qing: "!!!"

Wen Qing didn't believe in evil anymore, and asked persistently: "Do you know what you will become if you put on a skirt obediently?"

Wu Shen: "Take a ride."

Wen Qing: "Which plant is the most honest?"

Wu Shen: "Basho, because you are honest with Basho."

Wen Qing: "Who has the longest legs?"

Wu Shen: "Fire, because of ham."

Wen Qing: "Oh!"

Seeing that the inventory of Wen Qing's cold jokes was about to be emptied, Wu Shen felt conscientious and said, "Let me tell you one. There was a boss from province F who asked his staff to buy him a pot of plants. The staff asked what was there?" Request. The boss said that it doesn’t matter, but it must be yellowish. The employees are very strange, what color is yellowish? Do you know Wen Qing?”

Wen Qing shook his head.Yellow paste?Is the poop colored?

"It took the employees a long time to figure it out. What the boss is talking about is radiation protection." Wu Shen said expressionlessly.

Yellow paste?Radiation protection!

Wen Qing performed a hilarious laugh on the spot.The filming director also laughed.

Only Wu Shen didn't!He looked at everyone with a calm face and kept laughing.

Wen Qing's smile stopped abruptly: "Brother, could it be that you rented your laughter? Are you planning to return it in such a hurry?" He was so tired that he felt that his happiness was rented.Suddenly I miss Senior Qiu very much. QQ