After winning the male lead [Quick Transmigration]

After personally operating two PRs that offered money and refreshingly, Chi Qishu was ready to quit.

After all, things like public relations are too much of a legal sidekick, although he has tried his best not to take on jobs that harm others and benefit himself.

The main reason is that, apart from these two businesses, they are all small and odd jobs. Even if he mobilizes the canaries to work for a lifetime, they will not be able to earn 6000 million...

[Zhou Hongjin] This group is about to disband, everyone can give their disbandment testimonials.

[Canary No. 1] Thanks to the father of the gold master for letting me understand the true meaning of life. From now on, I will be a good person.

【Canary No. 8】Gold Master Baba, I haven't gotten the best luck yet

[Canary No. 27] Can you introduce me to a boyfriend?Father Zhou's will do just fine.

[Canary No. 39] I don't know why, but I always feel that I have heard the name Zhou Hongjin through some channels before, but it disappeared completely recently, which can be called the most supernatural event in history.

[Canary No. 45] It's finally my turn. I would like to thank the sponsor's father for letting me know myself again. Tomorrow is my last day at work, and I'm going to change jobs!

【Zhou Hongjin】Okay, after the testimonial, the group disbanded.

Everyone wanted to speak again, but suddenly found that there was no news to send.

After being in this group for so long, although these 45 people were very resentful towards Zhou Hongjin before, they were even numbered in order to grab red envelopes.

But in the last three months to do something together, they didn't want to leave.

Now looking at the group messages that stayed on the last chat page, everyone felt a sense of loss in their hearts.

……

Chi Dazhazi, who simply pulled away and left, had already uninstalled the chat tool at this time.

It's sunny outside and the air in the mountains is nice.

Chi Qishu went to the window and opened it...

In the glass greenhouse outside, the butler uncle led the only three people left after he had no money to work in full swing.

After cleaning up, the competent housekeeper also classified them into different categories. The famous species and famous flowers moved a pot separately, and after taking pictures, they were ready to let the magpie contact the buyer for sale.

Some little flowers and grasses bought just to add a new twist...

Ask Aunt Xiao to throw it away and feed the peacocks on the mountain.

The difference is clear, the butler is a good and witty housekeeper.

Lao Fan rode a bicycle to transport the precious flowers and plants to the gate one after another. Looking at the beaming appearance, he probably made a lot of money.

The four of them worked hard for the prosperity of the castle.

Chi Qishu didn't intend to use the money the housekeepers and the others earned from selling flowers to complete the task. He was thinking about other jobs that could bring in quick money.

For example...

Fuck!

There is nothing more suitable for Zhou Hongjin, a black household, than masturbation!

Now because of the development of the Internet, many black and gray industries are thriving hidden in the flow of big data. They are inexhaustible like cockroaches. Many people accidentally fall into the whirlpool and cannot escape from it.

Online lending is one of them.

This form of loans without mortgages has left many people who are in urgent need of money for turnover only to go to the doctor in a hurry.

But when I actually went for a loan, I found out that their handling fees were scary.

For example, with a loan of 500 yuan, only [-] yuan will be credited to the account, and the remaining [-] yuan will be deducted by the online loan itself for various reasons.

If you go to their customer service and want an after-sales service?

nonexistent!

Because their customer service will tell you that the deduction of these expenses is your own choice, not their responsibility.

Anyway, the money is given to you, even if you can withdraw cash, it is your loan.

If you don't want to pay it back?

That's easier, because when you registered, their program automatically scanned the address book, SMS records, and call records in your mobile phone, and quickly captured your social network based on the address book.

From then on, threats such as phone calls, coercion and profiteering and other means continued to be staged, which made your life fall into the abyss of darkness.

Many people regret it at the beginning, and may choose to call the police, but is the police useful?

The online loan industry is a huge profit, and the platforms that can borrow are all front-end small doors. If you report a small door, thousands of doors can be opened again. Is it useful?

Moreover, the law stipulates that private loans are civil cases, and it is useless to call the police!

Online lending does not have its own registered company. Even if you call the police, you are a citizen of A, and you report to the police in A, but the online loan company is not from A.

Now the police force is limited, unless it is a very responsible police, who would waste energy to solve the "Internet private loans" in different places?

Besides, those who collect debts, even if you call the police, it is difficult to provide evidence. Even if those people are locked up at that time, they will be released after a few days because they are not enough for criminal cases.

Besides, they commit crimes in a gang, so it's really useless to lock up two or three people, or seven or eight people. They may have dozens of little Luoluo waiting outside.

To sum up, no matter it is online loan or online gambling, no matter how attractive the cash-out ability it shows you, don’t touch it.

But there is a kind of people who come out, and that is people who specialize in masturbation.

These people are either Laolai or have received training in this area. When the call for debt collection comes, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water and says that this is what I do.

So what Chi Qishu wants to do now is to fuck.

Small software for online loans is also easy to find. For example, on the official website of news or novels, it will push you an advertisement about how much you can earn in a day. Just click on it and you will be right.

But before registering, Chi Qishu glanced at Zhou Hongjin's address book, from top to bottom one by one, and there was no bad information.

No problem applying for a loan!

But before doing this, he still needs to make some preparations for prudence, so he sold the third-hand server he bought for more than 20 yuan before.

In exchange for 18 yuan, I bought 90 yuan of mobile phones, downloaded one or more online loan apps on each mobile phone, and also used the SIM card to import all text messages to all mobile phones simultaneously.

The reason for doing this is that when applying for an online loan, the online loan can read the text messages that come with the mobile phone. After reading, they will determine whether you are eligible for a loan based on the communication status in the mobile phone.

The system proficiently operates the borrowing process of those online loan apps, and can spare time to chat with Chi Qishu.

——I didn’t expect there to be such an easy-to-money tool in this world, which is easier to talk about than our system.

Are online loans easy to talk about?

Chi Qishu smiled slightly, "In a few days, you will be called to collect the loan."

——My lord, do we want to pay it back?

"How is it possible?" Chi Qishu slowly entered Zhou Hongjin's real information, not hiding anything, "Why should I pay back the money I earned?"

——Well, isn't that illegal?

The money-spending system is actually a good comrade who abides by the law?

"Think about your one hundred million."

The money-spending system shut up in an instant. As a system that was pitted into poverty by the host, it has no confidence in what it does.

After a week of continuous borrowing, Chi Qishu and the system finally received the long-awaited debt collection call.

"Hey, that... are you Zhou Hongjin?"

Encouraged by Chi Qishu, the system took up the post bravely, "I am, who are you?"

"Which one am I?" Perhaps the other party felt contempt in the system's words, so his tone became tougher, "I'm from Qiqiao Online Loan, the platform you borrowed from. When will you pay back the money you borrowed from our company?"

The system quickly found out the information of Qiqiao Online Loan, but when it checked the loan content, the system became angry!

"I obviously borrowed 100 million, but only 27 arrived in the account, and the rest of the money has not yet arrived!"

The other party seemed to have known that the system would say that, so he calmly argued with the system.

"These are all set by you yourself. I checked. There is a deposit of 3 yuan. You also set an investment freeze of 20 yuan. You have also set a lot of other things, so the account is 27 yuan. , you set it yourself, it has nothing to do with us!"

Just as the system was about to call back, another phone rang again. Fortunately, the system was not a real person, and it was no problem to serve multiple online calls at the same time.

However, the battle between several parties became more and more fierce, which quickly upgraded the system from a law-abiding system to a saint.

Chi Qishu placed the mobile phones in a row on the table, and the housekeeper looked at the mobile phone screens that lit up one after another, very puzzled.

"Sir, are you making new friends?"

Unbeknownst to the housekeeper, a system was fighting against the Confucians.

"If you don't repay the loan on time, your credit report will be affected. Do you know what the credit report is?"

The system will not be frightened by this little trick after it has been torn apart by multiple debt collectors.

"Don't talk about that, just make up the rest of the money for me. Let me say one more thing, the things you silently checked are not what I agree with at all. I will only consider paying back the money if you make up the money for me!"

There are also debt collectors who have a very good attitude when they come up, almost paralyzing the system.

"I can't help it here. You set these yourself, including the interest. You see that the payment is so small now. It's actually a pity on my side. You can cancel the options you set next time. dropped."

The system nodded again and again, with a look of approval, "Then can I cancel it now and borrow it again?"

Some of the most puzzling calls from debt collectors are so weird that people think that the other party is the Holy Mother, and they earnestly persuade the system to change its ways.

"Mr. Zhou, you have been overdue for 15 days now. You can definitely work and earn money to pay back the loan. Do you think it feels good to owe money? You will be punished by law if you do this."

At this time, the system has begun to be arrogant, and there is no fear at all.

"Then you all go and sue me. I, Zhou Hongjin, have worked in any industry before, and now I can't even do business. I don't have to be afraid that I owe a hundred million. How about you invest in me again, so that I can have capital?" Continue to do business?"

The debt collector hung up the phone directly. He owed [-] million for this f*cking business, so he still has the face to continue investing?

Even calling you 666 feels wronged!

The author has something to say: This world focuses on sand sculptures, and the writing is not logical at all, so don’t be confused by my chapter. Online loans are untrustworthy. Once you start, you will find that the money you borrow will be more and more repaid. many.

And don’t believe the rumors that you borrow money and don’t pay back my head iron. It’s not true. The means of debt collectors are extremely bad. They will harass your friends in your address book, threaten your parents, and even find gray companies to cooperate with. If you come to collect debts, these people will not be locked up for a few days if they call the police. After they come out, they will continue to harass. Even if you run away, your relatives and friends will not leave.

People are not an isolated island, and it is impossible to live alone without a group. You must remember, don’t get involved in online loans, don’t get involved in online gambling, and don’t believe any advertisements for unsecured loans or immediate credit, especially for young readers. If you want to buy something, please tell your parents not to borrow money online for any reason.